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Lodge a Complaint

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Lodge a Complaint
Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 30
Update: Springfield Heights Chapter 2
Required characters: Mr. Burns, Smithers
Previous quest(s): Springfield Heights Pt. 13

Lodge a Complaint is a questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Springfield Heights Chapter 2 content update. It unlocks the Mountain Lodge.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Mr. Burns' exclamation mark
Mr. Burns I've got more money than I can count... but I can still at least count my houses.
Mr. Burns Let's see, I have the town house, lake house, tree house, Milhouse--
Milhouse - Sad Please, let me go home.
Mr. Burns - Shouting Smithers, I just realized I don't have a mountain lodge!
Smithers I'm sorry Sir. You had one, but thanks to climate change it became a beach cottage.
Mr. Burns - Angry So I have a mountain of money but none of lodge?! Do you know the looks I'll get at the trillionaire's club?
Smithers - Sad No. I'm not allowed to take off my blindfold at those meetings.
Mr. Burns - Shouting Just get me a lodge. And spare no expense!
Mr. Burns Except, of course, for your own expenses. I do not reimburse mileage.
Message Complete these quests to earn the Mountain Lodge!
Task: "Make Smithers Plan Interior Decoration". The job takes place at Burns Manor, costs Furniture.png200, and takes 12 hours.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Smithers' exclamation mark
Smithers Sir, with the arrival of this solid gold fainting couch your lodge is complete.
Mr. Burns - Annoyed How could I care about that at a moment like this?
Mr. Burns Did you know the world is getting hotter and hotter, threatening our nation's coffee reserves?
Lisa Mr. Burns, it's great that you've taken an interest in the environment.
Mr. Burns If I stockpile all of the coffee in Springfield, I could have a monopoly.
Lisa You'd think after 30 levels I'd have lost my childish naïveté.
Mr. Burns Smithers, fill the mountain lodge with coffee.
Smithers - Surprised But the white rug!
Smithers - Sad You'd think after 30 levels I'd have learned not to decorate in white.
Task: "Make Smithers Stockpile Coffee". The job takes place at Burns Manor, costs Latte.png75, and takes 6 hours.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Mr. Burns' exclamation mark
Mr. Burns Now that the coffee is stockpiled, I need a security system to protect it.
Smithers Sir, don't you think you are going a bit overboard?
Mr. Burns Absolutely not! I'm at-board at most, and probably under-board.
Mr. Burns I want motion sensors. I want infrared cameras. And I want a key hidden under that rock!
Task: "Make Smithers Plan Sophisticated Security". The job takes place at Burns Manor, costs Smart Device.png75, and takes 12 hours.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Mr. Burns' exclamation mark
Mr. Burns - Angry Smithers, who stole my idea of harvesting people's energy by forcing them to run on treadmills?
Smithers That's a gym, Sir. Those people are working out to live longer.
Mr. Burns Idiots. It's much easier to just sleep on a water bed of orphan tears.
Mr. Burns Wait, so people pay money for this humiliating process?
Smithers Yes, some even pay extra for someone to yell at them.
Mr. Burns - Diabolical I've got another great idea – stockpile exercise equipment.
Mr. Burns People will be desperate to stay in shape when the apocalypse ruins Photoshop.
Task: "Make Smithers Create Lifelong Exercise Plan". The job takes place at Burns Manor, costs Yoga Mat.png75, and takes 8 hours.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Mr. Burns' exclamation mark
Mr. Burns Smithers! I feel like I haven't ruined everything for everyone yet. Is there something I'm missing?
Smithers Well, people got really mad when that CEO raised the price of life-saving medication.
Mr. Burns - Happy Of course! Pills! Everyone's third favorite thing to pop after corn and wheelies.
Mr. Burns - Diabolical Smithers, stockpile medication. Just think how rich I'll be once modern society topples.
Smithers Technically, society already toppled once and you turned out very rich. Isn't that enough?
Mr. Burns Nah, next time around I'm shooting for king.
Task: "Make Smithers Stock Up Mr Burns' Medications". The job takes place at Burns Manor, costs Pharmaceutical.png75, and takes 4 hours.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Pt. 6[edit]

After tapping on Mr. Burns' exclamation mark
Mr. Burns Smithers. I just had the most horrific dream...
Smithers Yes. It was a dream. No one was spooning you. No one at all.
Mr. Burns Shut up! I dreamt it was the future and I wasn't king. I was a lowly archduke...
Mr. Burns There must be some hoardable resource I'm missing.
Smithers You've taken everything people have or want. All they have left is their flesh and blood.
Mr. Burns That's it! I'll take their organs!
Smithers One of these days, you'll go too far and I'm going to quit.
Smithers But today isn't it. Now let me go fill some bathtubs with ice.
Task: "Make Smithers Advertise Call for Organ Donors". The job takes place at Burns Manor, costs Tapped Out AdS.png75, and takes 24 hours.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Pt. 7[edit]

After tapping on Mr. Burns' exclamation mark
Mr. Burns Smithers, I've been thinking. I want to make sure I leave my mark upon the world.
Smithers We could petition to get you on Mt. Rushmore next to George Washington.
Mr. Burns - Angry Forget it. I'm not sharing the limelight or limestone with anyone!
Mr. Burns - Diabolical I want to be revered as something bigger than any mountain, and greater than any man.
Smithers You mean like God?
Mr. Burns Yes! As long as I'm like the Old Testament one, and not that new-fangled lovey-dovey guy.
Task: "Make Smithers Worship Mr. Burns". The job takes place at Burns Manor, costs Hollywood Award.png50, and takes 12 hours.}
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Pt. 8[edit]

After tapping on Smithers' exclamation mark
Smithers Great news Sir!
Mr. Burns - Surprised They've reinstated child labor?
Smithers The planning and preparation for the Mountain Lodge is complete!
Mr. Burns Oh well, that's pretty good, too, I guess.
Smithers - Annoyed That's it? I've slaved away for days and this is all the thanks I receive?
Mr. Burns I don't pay you in thanks do I? Actually that's cheaper than money. I'll pay you in thanks – thank you!
Task: "Build the Mountain Lodge". It takes 6 seconds.
Mr. Burns Security looks good.
Mr. Burns Coffee and organ stockpiles look adequately separated.
Mr. Burns - Annoyed Unfortunately, this white carpet is completely soiled.
Mr. Burns - Annoyed I expected better from you, Smithers.
Mr. Burns Now seal it all up until the apocalypse.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Pt. 9[edit]

After tapping on Mr. Burns' exclamation mark
Mr. Burns My propaganda films got a 79 on MegaCritic! Everyone knows that less than an 80 is worthless!
Mr. Burns They especially berated the segment about my giving back to the community.
Smithers To be fair, your "community program" was a forced labor camp.
Smithers And it contained children.
Mr. Burns Kids love camp!
Mr. Burns And you will, too. When I banish you to the most remote wilderness I can think of!
Smithers Yes. Well, if that's all, Sir. There's some VERY important business to attend to at the Mountain Lodge.
Task: "Make Smithers Relax in the Mountain Lodge". The job takes place at the Mountain Lodge and takes 4 hours.
Quest reward: Cash.png2,500 and XP.png250