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{{THT|Between May 7, [[2024]] and May 15, 2024|colspan=2}} | {{THT|Between May 7, [[2024]] and May 15, 2024|colspan=2}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon|Angry}} | {{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon|Angry}} | ||
| − | {{TB|{{*}}driving at high speed* Homer, would you care to explain why this Costas Becker maniac is chasing us?}} | + | {{TB|{{*}}driving at high speed{{*}} Homer, would you care to explain why this Costas Becker maniac is chasing us?}} |
{{Tapped Out The Cropfather Icon|Surprised}} | {{Tapped Out The Cropfather Icon|Surprised}} | ||
{{TB|I have no idea! And I have no idea why the police are chasing him, or why the FBI is chasing both of them!}} | {{TB|I have no idea! And I have no idea why the police are chasing him, or why the FBI is chasing both of them!}} | ||
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{{THT|{{Task|Collect Handcuffs|85}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Costas Becker Chase the Cropfather|4 hours|{{Surveillance Van}}, [[FBI Van]], [[Police Station]], or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Costas Becker]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Lenora Carter Chase the Cropfather|4 hours|{{Surveillance Van}}, [[FBI Van]], [[Police Station]], or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Lenora Carter]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Wiggum Chase the Cropfather|4 hours|{{Surveillance Van}}, [[FBI Van]], [[Police Station]], or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Wiggum]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make The Cropfather Scream Like a Child|4 hours|{{Surveillance Van}}, [[FBI Van]], [[Police Station]], or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[The Cropfather]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Fat Tony Drive Off a Cliff|4 hours|{{Surveillance Van}}, [[FBI Van]], [[Police Station]], or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Fat Tony]]}}|colspan=2}} | {{THT|{{Task|Collect Handcuffs|85}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Costas Becker Chase the Cropfather|4 hours|{{Surveillance Van}}, [[FBI Van]], [[Police Station]], or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Costas Becker]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Lenora Carter Chase the Cropfather|4 hours|{{Surveillance Van}}, [[FBI Van]], [[Police Station]], or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Lenora Carter]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Wiggum Chase the Cropfather|4 hours|{{Surveillance Van}}, [[FBI Van]], [[Police Station]], or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Wiggum]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make The Cropfather Scream Like a Child|4 hours|{{Surveillance Van}}, [[FBI Van]], [[Police Station]], or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[The Cropfather]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Fat Tony Drive Off a Cliff|4 hours|{{Surveillance Van}}, [[FBI Van]], [[Police Station]], or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Fat Tony]]}}|colspan=2}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Lenora Carter Icon|Annoyed}} | {{Tapped Out Lenora Carter Icon|Annoyed}} | ||
| − | {{TB|{{*}}driving intensely* They'll slow down. They've got to!}} | + | {{TB|{{*}}driving intensely{{*}} They'll slow down. They've got to!}} |
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Surprised}} | {{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Surprised}} | ||
{{TB|You're going awful fast, Lou!}} | {{TB|You're going awful fast, Lou!}} | ||
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{{TB|Don't get it dirty! Lemme-get-it!}} | {{TB|Don't get it dirty! Lemme-get-it!}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon|Happy}} | {{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon|Happy}} | ||
| − | {{TB|Brace yourself, Homer. *drives off the cliff*}} | + | {{TB|Brace yourself, Homer. {{*}}drives off the cliff{{*}}}} |
{{Tapped Out Costas Becker Icon|Grim}} | {{Tapped Out Costas Becker Icon|Grim}} | ||
| − | {{TB|{{*}}driving menacingly* Driving off a cliff won't save you! *drives off cliff*}} | + | {{TB|{{*}}driving menacingly{{*}} Driving off a cliff won't save you! {{*}}drives off cliff{{*}}}} |
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Happy}} | {{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Happy}} | ||
| − | {{TB|{{*}}pulls donut from under gas pedal* | + | {{TB|{{*}}pulls donut from under gas pedal{{*}} Annnnd...got it!}} |
{{Tapped Out Lou Icon|Worried}} | {{Tapped Out Lou Icon|Worried}} | ||
| − | {{TB|AAAAAAAAAAH! *screeches to a halt*}} | + | {{TB|AAAAAAAAAAH! {{*}}screeches to a halt{{*}}}} |
{{Tapped Out Lenora Carter Icon|Confused}} | {{Tapped Out Lenora Carter Icon|Confused}} | ||
{{TB|Is that a parachute coming out of the back of Fat Tony's car?}} | {{TB|Is that a parachute coming out of the back of Fat Tony's car?}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Costas Becker Icon|Angry}} | {{Tapped Out Costas Becker Icon|Angry}} | ||
| − | {{TB|Parachutes are for cowards! *fiery crash*}} | + | {{TB|Parachutes are for cowards! {{*}}fiery crash{{*}}}} |
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Annoyed}} | {{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Annoyed}} | ||
{{TB|Aw, Lou, thanks a lot. Your foot squeezed the jelly all out of my donut!}} | {{TB|Aw, Lou, thanks a lot. Your foot squeezed the jelly all out of my donut!}} | ||
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{{TB|True. I have never done business with this gentleman. You, Homer?}} | {{TB|True. I have never done business with this gentleman. You, Homer?}} | ||
{{Tapped Out The Cropfather Icon|Confused}} | {{Tapped Out The Cropfather Icon|Confused}} | ||
| − | {{TB|Borrow money from a psychotic loan shark and forget to pay him, and then forget that I had borrowed money in the first | + | {{TB|Borrow money from a psychotic loan shark and forget to pay him, and then forget that I had borrowed money in the first place... Nah, that doesn't sound like me.}} |
{{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon|Angry}} | {{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon|Angry}} | ||
{{TB|It sounds EXACTLY like you!}} | {{TB|It sounds EXACTLY like you!}} | ||
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{{TB|I'm sure he hates us, but does he "torch us to the ground" hate us?}} | {{TB|I'm sure he hates us, but does he "torch us to the ground" hate us?}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon|Grim}} | {{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon|Grim}} | ||
| − | {{TB|{{*}}reads letter left on Cletus' doorstep* "Dear Deadbeats, until my book is balanced, I will burn down everything you hold dear — along with a lot of stuff that you don't. Yours in hate, Costas Becker".}} | + | {{TB|{{*}}reads letter left on Cletus' doorstep{{*}} "Dear Deadbeats, until my book is balanced, I will burn down everything you hold dear — along with a lot of stuff that you don't. Yours in hate, Costas Becker".}} |
{{Tapped Out The Cropfather Icon}} | {{Tapped Out The Cropfather Icon}} | ||
{{TB|I'm sorry but it's hard to be angry at someone who takes the time to write a physical letter these days.}} | {{TB|I'm sorry but it's hard to be angry at someone who takes the time to write a physical letter these days.}} | ||
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{{TB|And I don't even get a kickback for turning a blind eye!}} | {{TB|And I don't even get a kickback for turning a blind eye!}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Annoyed}} | {{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Annoyed}} | ||
| − | {{TB|If you're gonna complain about the lack of laws, I'm gonna have to arrest | + | {{TB|If you're gonna complain about the lack of laws, I'm gonna have to arrest you...I think. The no-law is very gray in this area.}} |
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Annoyed}} | {{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Annoyed}} | ||
{{TB|Homer, where are you going with our bed?}} | {{TB|Homer, where are you going with our bed?}} | ||
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{{TB|Fat Tony said we're going to the mattresses. I think it's a mob sleepover.}} | {{TB|Fat Tony said we're going to the mattresses. I think it's a mob sleepover.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Annoyed}} | {{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Annoyed}} | ||
| − | {{TB|{{*}}annoyed murmur*}} | + | {{TB|{{*}}annoyed murmur{{*}}}} |
{{THT|{{Task|Collect Handcuffs|105}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Springfielders Complain About Mob War|4 hours|a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make The Cropfather Try to Steal a Mattress|4 hours|the [[Simpson House]]|char=[[The Cropfather]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Marge Stop Homer From Taking Their Mattress|4 hours|the [[Simpson House]]|char=[[Marge]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Costas Becker Fight Gangsters|4 hours|[[Businessman's Social Club]], [[Fat Tony's Compound]], [[Cletus's Farm]], or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Costas Becker]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Wise Guys Fight Becker|4 hours|[[Businessman's Social Club]], [[Fat Tony's Compound]], [[Cletus's Farm]], or a [[Brown House]]|2}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Quimby Complain About Lack of Kickbacks|4 hours|[[Town Hall]] or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Quimby]]}}|colspan=2}} | {{THT|{{Task|Collect Handcuffs|105}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Springfielders Complain About Mob War|4 hours|a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make The Cropfather Try to Steal a Mattress|4 hours|the [[Simpson House]]|char=[[The Cropfather]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Marge Stop Homer From Taking Their Mattress|4 hours|the [[Simpson House]]|char=[[Marge]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Costas Becker Fight Gangsters|4 hours|[[Businessman's Social Club]], [[Fat Tony's Compound]], [[Cletus's Farm]], or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Costas Becker]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Wise Guys Fight Becker|4 hours|[[Businessman's Social Club]], [[Fat Tony's Compound]], [[Cletus's Farm]], or a [[Brown House]]|2}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Quimby Complain About Lack of Kickbacks|4 hours|[[Town Hall]] or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Quimby]]}}|colspan=2}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon|Suspicious}} | {{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon|Suspicious}} | ||
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{{TB|Okay, enough of this pointless conflict. I have decided to send a payment to Costas Becker to settle our beef.}} | {{TB|Okay, enough of this pointless conflict. I have decided to send a payment to Costas Becker to settle our beef.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out The Cropfather Icon|Drool}} | {{Tapped Out The Cropfather Icon|Drool}} | ||
| − | {{TB|{{*}}drooling* Mmm, | + | {{TB|{{*}}drooling{{*}} Mmm, beef...}} |
{{Tapped Out Louie Icon|Surprised}} | {{Tapped Out Louie Icon|Surprised}} | ||
{{TB|Wait. Boss, you're giving up by giving Costas money?!}} | {{TB|Wait. Boss, you're giving up by giving Costas money?!}} | ||
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{{THT|{{Task|Collect Handcuffs|105}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Quimby Get Tough on Crime|4 hours|[[Town Hall]] or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Quimby]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Lisa Encourage Quimby Not to Get too Tough|4 hours|[[Town Hall]] or the [[Simpson House]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Fat Tony Seemingly Blow Up Costas Becker|4 hours|[[Businessman's Social Club]], [[Fat Tony's Compound]], [[Cletus's Farm]], or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Fat Tony]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Costas Becker Get Seemingly Blown Up|4 hours|[[Businessman's Social Club]], a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}} or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Costas Becker]]}}|colspan=2}} | {{THT|{{Task|Collect Handcuffs|105}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Quimby Get Tough on Crime|4 hours|[[Town Hall]] or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Quimby]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Lisa Encourage Quimby Not to Get too Tough|4 hours|[[Town Hall]] or the [[Simpson House]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Fat Tony Seemingly Blow Up Costas Becker|4 hours|[[Businessman's Social Club]], [[Fat Tony's Compound]], [[Cletus's Farm]], or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Fat Tony]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Costas Becker Get Seemingly Blown Up|4 hours|[[Businessman's Social Club]], a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}} or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Costas Becker]]}}|colspan=2}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon|Deadpan}} | {{Tapped Out Quimby Icon|Deadpan}} | ||
| − | {{TB|Bombs are illegal again, Fat Tony. Hand it | + | {{TB|Bombs are illegal again, Fat Tony. Hand it over...nice and easy.}} |
{{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon|Surprised}} | {{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon|Surprised}} | ||
{{TB|Mr. Mayor, don't tell me you're bowing to public pressure.}} | {{TB|Mr. Mayor, don't tell me you're bowing to public pressure.}} | ||
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{{TB|I'm sure there's a way we can come to an understanding with the Mayor and his boys in blue.}} | {{TB|I'm sure there's a way we can come to an understanding with the Mayor and his boys in blue.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Kickback Quimby Icon|Happy}} | {{Tapped Out Kickback Quimby Icon|Happy}} | ||
| − | {{TB|I accept all kickback payment forms: Venmo, PayPal, Diner's | + | {{TB|I accept all kickback payment forms: Venmo, PayPal, Diner's Club...}} |
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Happy}} | {{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Happy}} | ||
{{TB|And I'll accept any cool jetpack that can lift my weight!}} | {{TB|And I'll accept any cool jetpack that can lift my weight!}} | ||
Latest revision as of 10:21, May 15, 2024
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Vengeance Is a Dish Best Microwaved is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in The Simpsanos content update.
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