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{{qf|[[Homer]]}} ''[shouting]'' Don't you hate pants? | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} ''[shouting]'' Don't you hate pants? | ||
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{{qf|[[Principal Skinner]]}} It's my allowance mother; I'll burn it however I want. | {{qf|[[Principal Skinner]]}} It's my allowance mother; I'll burn it however I want. | ||
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- Krusty: So this afternoon two suits come up to me and ask me to endorse a new sports utility vehicle.
- [Crowd gasps.]
- Homer: [shouting] Don't you hate pants?
- Agnes: Oh you're burning it all wrong Seymour.
- Principal Skinner: It's my allowance mother; I'll burn it however I want.
- Bart: I don't get it, Krusty. You said you would never be a shill again!
- Krusty: Me, I learned something about myself today. It ain't comedy that's in my blood. It's selling out.
- Homer: Heh heh heh, from now on, I'm gonna be just like Krusty and tell it like it is. Marge, you're getting a little fat around the old thighs!
- Bart: Dad!
- Homer: You too, Bart!
- Marge: Oh, knock it off, Homer; you're the fattest one in the car!
- Homer: [shocked] You didn't have to tell it like it is, Marge!
- Exec 1: Wow... they're hanging on his every word! Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
- Exec 2: I hope so... [puts his hand on his colleague's]
- Exec 1: I thought I made myself clear in Boston.
- [Marge and Homer enter Moe's.]
- Marge: Four drink minimum?
- Homer: I'll cover ya, honey.
- Krusty: Last night's comedy benefit delivered wall-to-wall laughs without exception... Phew! The only exception was the dated humor of Springfield's green haired, red-nosed hack... [turns pages] Yeah yeah yeah... Krusty the Clown! Ohhhhh...
- Guy: Five minutes, Krusty.
- Krusty: Oh, I ain't going back out there.
- Guy: No, five minutes to get your stuff and get out!
