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− | + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} [[Reverend Lovejoy]], you deliver pizza now? But we didn't order any pizza. You forgot the pizza anyway. Marge, the pizza place screwed up again! | |
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− | + | {{qf|Homer}} So will you marry me in style? | |
− | + | {{qf|[[Marge]]}} ''[in tears]'' Oh, yes, Homer, yes! | |
− | + | {{qf|Homer}} Did you hear that Santa? She said "Yes"! Yes! Now back to your cold airless tomb. | |
− | : | + | :''[Homer puts the Santa toy in the box]'' |
− | + | {{qf|Santa}} Ho ho ho! | |
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− | + | {{qf|Marge}} A pimple! Not on my day you don't. | |
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− | + | {{qf|Marge}} Now we are 11 seconds behind schedule. | |
− | : | + | :''[Marge sees that the room is empty.]'' |
− | + | {{qf|Marge}} Homer! ''[sobbing]'' | |
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− | + | {{qf|[[Sideshow Bob]]}} The director was an ass. | |
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:''[The plant snaps at the man.]'' | :''[The plant snaps at the man.]'' | ||
− | + | {{qf|Man}} No! You're a plant now! | |
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− | + | {{qf|[[The Parson]]}} I remember when she [Helen Lovejoy] used to be Helen Schartzbaum. Heck, I even remember when she was Harold Schartzbaum! | |
− | + | {{qf|Reverend Lovejoy}} What? | |
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+ | {{qf|Marge}} Homer, I can't believe you're ruining the second Thursday before the wedding! | ||
+ | {{qf|Homer}} If Marge is like this now, then what will she be like after we're married? | ||
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- Homer: Reverend Lovejoy, you deliver pizza now? But we didn't order any pizza. You forgot the pizza anyway. Marge, the pizza place screwed up again!
- Homer: So will you marry me in style?
- Marge: [in tears] Oh, yes, Homer, yes!
- Homer: Did you hear that Santa? She said "Yes"! Yes! Now back to your cold airless tomb.
- [Homer puts the Santa toy in the box]
- Santa: Ho ho ho!
- Marge: A pimple! Not on my day you don't.
- Marge: Now we are 11 seconds behind schedule.
- [Marge sees that the room is empty.]
- Marge: Homer! [sobbing]
- Sideshow Bob: The director was an ass.
- [The plant snaps at the man.]
- Man: No! You're a plant now!
- The Parson: I remember when she [Helen Lovejoy] used to be Helen Schartzbaum. Heck, I even remember when she was Harold Schartzbaum!
- Reverend Lovejoy: What?
- Marge: Homer, I can't believe you're ruining the second Thursday before the wedding!
- Homer: If Marge is like this now, then what will she be like after we're married?