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| + | {{qf|[[Mr. Burns]]}} Who the devil are you? | ||
| + | {{qf|Homer's Brain}} Don't panic. Just come up with a good story. | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} My name is Mr. Burns! | ||
| + | {{qf|Homer's Brain}} D'oh! | ||
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| + | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Who's gonna change Maggie? | ||
| + | {{qf|Homer}} We're going to let her roam free in the backyard and nature will take its course. | ||
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| + | {{qf|[[Chief Wiggum]]}} All right, come out with your hands up, two cups of coffee, an auto freshener that says 'Capricorn', and something with coconut on it! | ||
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| + | {{qf|Bart}} Dad! We're running out of clean clothes! | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} It seems like I've been wearing this same red dress forever! | ||
| + | {{qf|Homer}} Go up to the attic, there's a whole trunk of clothes. ''[comes down the stairs in a wedding dress humming ''Here Comes the Bride'' to himself.]'' | ||
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| + | {{qf|Crowd}} We need a cure! We need a cure! | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Dr. Hibbert]]}} Ho ho ho. Why, the only cure is bedrest. Anything I give you would be a placebo. | ||
| + | {{qf|Woman}} ''[frantic]'' Where can we get these placebos? | ||
| + | {{qf|Man}} ''[points at truck]'' Maybe, there's some in this truck! | ||
| + | :''[Crowd knock over truck and a box of killer bees from it break out and attack the crowd. A man, thinking the bee is a vaccine, takes it and swallows it.]'' | ||
| + | {{qf|Man}} I'm cured! I mean,ouch! | ||
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| + | {{qf|[[Flanders]]}} Oh, the network slogan is true. Watch Fox and be damned for all eternity. | ||
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| + | {{qf|Lisa}} Mom, could you bring me more O.J.? | ||
| + | {{qf|Bart}} Mom, could you get me some of those Flintstones chewable morphine? | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Marge]]}} There's no such thing! | ||
| + | {{qf|Homer}} Marge, the boy is wasting TV time. Come change the channel and pat my head! | ||
| + | {{qf|Marge}} In a minute! | ||
| + | {{qf|Homer}} But I'll miss Sheriff Lobo! | ||
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| + | {{qf|Chief Wiggum}} All right, come out with your hands up, two cups of coffee, an auto freshener that says 'Capricorn', and something with coconut on it! | ||
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| + | {{qf|[[Lionel Hutz]]}} Now don't you worry, Mrs. Simpson, I- uh-oh. We've drawn Judge Snyder. | ||
| + | {{qf|Marge}} Is that bad? | ||
| + | {{qf|Lionel Hutz}} Well, he's kind of had it in for me, since I accidently ran over his dog. Actually, replace "accidently" with "repeatedly," and replace "dog" with "son." | ||
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| + | {{qf|Lisa}} You're a latter-day [[Clarence Darrow]]! | ||
| + | {{qf|Lionel Hutz}} Uh, was he the black guy on the Mod Squad? | ||
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| + | {{qf|Homer}} Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation. | ||
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| + | {{qf|Homer}} Now, kids, while your mother's gone, I don't want to have to wash any dishes, so from now on, drink straight from the faucet or milk carton, and we'll eat while standing over the sink or toilet. | ||
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| + | {{qf|Bart}} Mr. Hutz, when I grow up, I wanna be a lawyer just like you. | ||
| + | {{qf|Lionel Hutz}} Good for you, son. If there's one thing America needs, it's more lawyers. Could you imagine a world without lawyers? | ||
| + | :''[Hutz has a vision of a world without lawyers in his head with multicultural people walking and holding hands in a circle happily, causing him to shudder.]'' | ||
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| + | {{qf|Lionel Hutz}} I move for a bad court thingy. | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Judge Snyder]]}} You mean a mistrial. | ||
| + | {{qf|Lionel Hutz}} Right!! That's why you're the judge and I'm the law-talking guy. | ||
| + | {{qf|Judge Snyder}} You mean the lawyer? | ||
| + | {{qf|Lionel Hutz}} Right. | ||
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| + | {{qf|[[Milhouse]]}} ''[looks at his lunchbox]'' Alright, baloney and cheese! What have you got, Bart? | ||
| + | {{qf|Bart}} Pack of sugar and a peanut butter sticked on a playing card. | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Nelson]]}} Ha-ha! Your mom's a jailbird! | ||
| + | {{qf|Bart}} So's yours. | ||
| + | {{qf|Nelson}} Oh yeah. Let's play. | ||
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| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} Knock, knock. I'm Marge Simpson, your new cellmate. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Phillips]]}} I'm Phillips. They called me that because I killed my husband with a Phillips-head screwdriver. | |
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| + | :''[Lionel Hutz tries to give Judge Snyder a fake verdict]'' | ||
| + | {{qf|Judge Snyder}} This verdict is written on a cocktail napkin. And it still says "guilty." And "guilty" is spelled wrong! | ||
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- Mr. Burns: Who the devil are you?
- Homer's Brain: Don't panic. Just come up with a good story.
- Homer: My name is Mr. Burns!
- Homer's Brain: D'oh!
- Bart: Who's gonna change Maggie?
- Homer: We're going to let her roam free in the backyard and nature will take its course.
- Chief Wiggum: All right, come out with your hands up, two cups of coffee, an auto freshener that says 'Capricorn', and something with coconut on it!
- Bart: Dad! We're running out of clean clothes!
- Lisa: It seems like I've been wearing this same red dress forever!
- Homer: Go up to the attic, there's a whole trunk of clothes. [comes down the stairs in a wedding dress humming Here Comes the Bride to himself.]
- Crowd: We need a cure! We need a cure!
- Dr. Hibbert: Ho ho ho. Why, the only cure is bedrest. Anything I give you would be a placebo.
- Woman: [frantic] Where can we get these placebos?
- Man: [points at truck] Maybe, there's some in this truck!
- [Crowd knock over truck and a box of killer bees from it break out and attack the crowd. A man, thinking the bee is a vaccine, takes it and swallows it.]
- Man: I'm cured! I mean,ouch!
- Flanders: Oh, the network slogan is true. Watch Fox and be damned for all eternity.
- Lisa: Mom, could you bring me more O.J.?
- Bart: Mom, could you get me some of those Flintstones chewable morphine?
- Marge: There's no such thing!
- Homer: Marge, the boy is wasting TV time. Come change the channel and pat my head!
- Marge: In a minute!
- Homer: But I'll miss Sheriff Lobo!
- Chief Wiggum: All right, come out with your hands up, two cups of coffee, an auto freshener that says 'Capricorn', and something with coconut on it!
- Lionel Hutz: Now don't you worry, Mrs. Simpson, I- uh-oh. We've drawn Judge Snyder.
- Marge: Is that bad?
- Lionel Hutz: Well, he's kind of had it in for me, since I accidently ran over his dog. Actually, replace "accidently" with "repeatedly," and replace "dog" with "son."
- Lisa: You're a latter-day Clarence Darrow!
- Lionel Hutz: Uh, was he the black guy on the Mod Squad?
- Homer: Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation.
- Homer: Now, kids, while your mother's gone, I don't want to have to wash any dishes, so from now on, drink straight from the faucet or milk carton, and we'll eat while standing over the sink or toilet.
- Bart: Mr. Hutz, when I grow up, I wanna be a lawyer just like you.
- Lionel Hutz: Good for you, son. If there's one thing America needs, it's more lawyers. Could you imagine a world without lawyers?
- [Hutz has a vision of a world without lawyers in his head with multicultural people walking and holding hands in a circle happily, causing him to shudder.]
- Lionel Hutz: I move for a bad court thingy.
- Judge Snyder: You mean a mistrial.
- Lionel Hutz: Right!! That's why you're the judge and I'm the law-talking guy.
- Judge Snyder: You mean the lawyer?
- Lionel Hutz: Right.
- Milhouse: [looks at his lunchbox] Alright, baloney and cheese! What have you got, Bart?
- Bart: Pack of sugar and a peanut butter sticked on a playing card.
- Nelson: Ha-ha! Your mom's a jailbird!
- Bart: So's yours.
- Nelson: Oh yeah. Let's play.
- Marge: Knock, knock. I'm Marge Simpson, your new cellmate.
- Phillips: I'm Phillips. They called me that because I killed my husband with a Phillips-head screwdriver.
- [Lionel Hutz tries to give Judge Snyder a fake verdict]
- Judge Snyder: This verdict is written on a cocktail napkin. And it still says "guilty." And "guilty" is spelled wrong!
