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| + | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Why does [[God]] need our money? | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} He has to finish paying off the planets. Did you see that ring He gave Saturn? | ||
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| + | {{qf|[[Rod]]}} Hurry, let's climb down. | ||
| + | {{qf|Bart}} ''[as he and Rod climb down the church steeple]'' Don't let our hands touch it's gay. | ||
| + | {{qf|Rod}} What does 'gay' mean? | ||
| + | {{qf|Bart}} Um, It means... you used to be afraid... but you're not anymore. | ||
| + | {{qf|Rod}} ''[shouting down at Flanders]'' I'm gay, Daddy! I'm gay! Mrs. Simpson made me gay! | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Marge]]}} ''[laughs nervously]'' I believe he's saying... he's okay. | ||
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| + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} What are you talking about? Monkeys don't have feelings. If they did, my experiments on them could be called cruel. | ||
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| + | {{qf|Homer}} ''[sarcastic tone]'' Oh, you're so right! I guess I should be more concerned with Bart's safety than covering my own butt! And maybe I'm talking like this because I can't stop! Help me, [[Lisa]], I have serious mental problems! | ||
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| + | {{qf|[[Ned]]}} ''[gasp]'' A sliver from a band-aid wrapper! Call me Ned Zeppelin, but is one of my boys abraised and contused?! | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Todd]]}} I cut myself on the knife playing Christian Clue. | ||
| + | {{qf|Rod}} The secular humanist in the school house with misinformation! | ||
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| + | {{qf|Rod}} ''[praying]'' And please thank Mrs. Simpson for giving as much fun as we had when Mommy was here." | ||
| + | {{qf|Marge}} Aw. | ||
| + | {{qf|Todd}} ''[praying]'' And please ask Mommy to come to Daddy in a dream so he knows how to cut our sandwiches. | ||
| + | {{qf|Marge}} Aw. | ||
| + | {{qf|Rod}} ''[praying]'' And please tell Mrs. Simpson it's rude to eavesdrop on our prayers. | ||
| + | {{qf|Marge}} ''[surprised]'' Oh. | ||
| + | {{qf|Rod}} ''[praying]'' But we forgive her. | ||
| + | {{qf|Marge}} Ooooo. | ||
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- Bart: Why does God need our money?
- Homer: He has to finish paying off the planets. Did you see that ring He gave Saturn?
- Rod: Hurry, let's climb down.
- Bart: [as he and Rod climb down the church steeple] Don't let our hands touch it's gay.
- Rod: What does 'gay' mean?
- Bart: Um, It means... you used to be afraid... but you're not anymore.
- Rod: [shouting down at Flanders] I'm gay, Daddy! I'm gay! Mrs. Simpson made me gay!
- Marge: [laughs nervously] I believe he's saying... he's okay.
- Homer: What are you talking about? Monkeys don't have feelings. If they did, my experiments on them could be called cruel.
- Homer: [sarcastic tone] Oh, you're so right! I guess I should be more concerned with Bart's safety than covering my own butt! And maybe I'm talking like this because I can't stop! Help me, Lisa, I have serious mental problems!
- Ned: [gasp] A sliver from a band-aid wrapper! Call me Ned Zeppelin, but is one of my boys abraised and contused?!
- Todd: I cut myself on the knife playing Christian Clue.
- Rod: The secular humanist in the school house with misinformation!
- Rod: [praying] And please thank Mrs. Simpson for giving as much fun as we had when Mommy was here."
- Marge: Aw.
- Todd: [praying] And please ask Mommy to come to Daddy in a dream so he knows how to cut our sandwiches.
- Marge: Aw.
- Rod: [praying] And please tell Mrs. Simpson it's rude to eavesdrop on our prayers.
- Marge: [surprised] Oh.
- Rod: [praying] But we forgive her.
- Marge: Ooooo.
