Difference between revisions of "Ego Trip and Fall"

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Ego Trip and Fall is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Summer of Our Discontent content update. It requires Calypso Self-Knowledge to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Calypso Self-Knowledge's exclamation mark Hello Springfield! I, Calypso Self-Knowledge, do hereby ignite and alight another Blazing Guy Festival! Oh great. Once again, the supply of Duff Less will get cut off because of your stupid festival. What happens if we run out? How will we get five percent less calories and eighty-percent less taste? That's a little people problem. Stand aside, as I survey my domain! Someone's a little too high-and-mighty! Yeah, I don't know about the "mighty" part. Task: "Make Calypso Self-Knowledge Survey Her Domain". The job takes 4 hours. If Moe is owned: Task: "Make Moe Pretend to Clean Bar Glasses". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. If Barney is owned: Task: "Make Barney Realize He Doesn't Even Like Light Beer". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Calypso Self-Knowledge's exclamation mark Oh, man, what a week. Moe, I need a beer, stat! "Stat"? Marge has been binging some doctor show lately. I think it means "give me something for free". Not here, it don't. Oh, no, here comes the fairy princess again! What did you call me? Attention, everyone! Attention! I will now regale you with the rite of spectaculi ignem in the form of motion poetry. Motion poetry? Hey, I better not get shut down by the cops for this. Task: "Make Calypso Self-Knowledge Perform Motion Poetry". The job takes 4 hours. So...what did that mean? It meant that you can't extinguish the burning needs inside of you just by pouring liquids on it. Hey! If this is just another one of those interventions to get my customers to stop drinking, you can get the hell out of here right now! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Calypso Self-Knowledge's exclamation mark Marge, Marge! I got two tickets to a tractor pull! Date night is saved! A tractor pull? How can I even tell which tractor is pulling which? That's part of the existential dilemma that makes tractor pulls so compelling! Attention, people of Springfield! May I have your attention? Oh, no. Not her again. Why for is she interruptin' the tractor pullin'? It's come to my attention that maybe I've elevated my profile to a higher level than can be appreciated by you troglodytes... What's she jawing on about "truck lights"? ...so henceforth I will be keeping a low profile to appease the masses. Interrupting a tractor pull is no way to keep a low profile. It's like dieting at a donut shop. Oh, I've tried that. Yes, I know. Task: "Make Calypso Self-Knowledge Interrupt a Tractor Pull". The job takes Willie's Tractor, Killy, Springfield Demolition Derby, Springfield Destruction Derby Ground, or a Brown House. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Calypso Self-Knowledge's exclamation mark Hey, here comes that Calliope Self-Important chick again! Barney, have you got any rotten tomatoes? They didn't start out that way but after a few hours in my pocket... *dodges a flung tomato* Hey! I'm not even doing anything annoying this time! We're still ticked because you flew off with all the Duff Less at the tractor pull. No, I didn't. That guy drank it all and blamed it on me in a drunken hallucination. Wait, what did I do? That's always the question, ain't it? Task: "Make Calypso Self-Knowledge Blame Homer for Beer Shortage". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. If any Barflies are owned: Task: "Make Bar Flies Blame Homer" (x3). The job takes place at Moe's Tavern or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Homer Wonder If It Was His Fault". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. Wait a minute Moe! Look! *picks up a beer keg and flies off* Yoink! I dunno, Homer. It's still easier to believe that you're so drunk that I'm getting your second-hand hallucinations, than watching some girl fly off with a keg of beer. You're right. Better give me another beer. Quest reward: 200 and 20