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{{TH|After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 
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{{TB|Homer, I’m seeing a lot of your children’s influence on my boys. Bart, mostly. Although Rod is starting to wear pearls.}}
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{{TB|Homer, I'm seeing a lot of your children's influence on my boys. Bart, mostly. Although Rod is starting to wear pearls.}}
 
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{{TB|You’re welcome, Ned. Glad we could help.}}
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{{TB|You're welcome, Ned. Glad we could help.}}
 
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{{TB|No, Homer, I’m saying I don’t want my kids to be like your kids. I like them the way they are.}}
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{{TB|No, Homer, I'm saying I don't want my kids to be like your kids. I like them the way they are.}}
 
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{{TB|What?! But your kids are weird!}}
 
{{TB|What?! But your kids are weird!}}
 
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{{TB|Well, your kids are… wild!}}
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{{TB|Well, your kids are... wild!}}
 
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{{TB|How dare you! There’s only one-way to settle the question of who’s a better parent -- a mini-golf tournament.}}
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{{TB|How dare you! There's only one-way to settle the question of who's a better parent -- a mini-golf tournament.}}
 
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{{TB|Huh? How would that settle anything?}}
 
{{TB|Huh? How would that settle anything?}}
 
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{{TB|Sounds like somebody’s chicken. Bok-bok-bok-ba-gaak!}}
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{{TB|Sounds like somebody's chicken. Bok-bok-bok-ba-gaak!}}
 
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{{TB|No, I just don’t understand how minigolf relates to--}}
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{{TB|No, I just don't understand how minigolf relates to--}}
 
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{{TB|Bok-bok-bok-bok--}}
 
{{TB|Bok-bok-bok-bok--}}
 
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{{TB|Fine, you’re on!}}
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{{TB|Fine, you're on!}}
{{THT|'''Tasks:''' "Make Ned Set up a Minigolf Tournament" and "Make Homer Set up a Minigolf Tournament". The tasks take place at [[Sir Putt-A-Lot's]] and take 12 hours.|colspan=2}}
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{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Ned Set up a Minigolf Tournament|12 hours|[[Sir Putt-A-Lot's]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Homer Set up a Minigolf Tournament|12 hours|[[Sir Putt-A-Lot's]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Nelson Icon|Grim}}
 
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{{TB|I wanna do this.}}
 
{{TB|I wanna do this.}}
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{{TB|I feel the same way.}}
 
{{TB|I feel the same way.}}
 
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{{TB|I don’t feel the same way, Bart. I want you to win at all costs.}}
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{{TB|I don't feel the same way, Bart. I want you to win at all costs.}}
 
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{{TB|Homer, you’re doing that whispering thing you do where everyone can hear every word you’re saying.}}
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{{TB|Homer, you're doing that whispering thing you do where everyone can hear every word you're saying.}}
 
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{{TB|What are you talking about? I’m not whispering!}}
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{{TB|What are you talking about? I'm not whispering!}}
 
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{{TB|I think they can hear me so I’m going to stop whispering now.}}
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{{TB|I think they can hear me so I'm going to stop whispering now.}}
{{THT|'''Tasks:''' "Make Bart Go Minigolfing", "Make Rod Go Minigolfing" and "Make Nelson Go Minigolfing". The tasks take place at [[Sir Putt-A-Lot's]] and take 24 hours.|colspan=2}}
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{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Bart Go Minigolfing|24 hours|[[Sir Putt-A-Lot's]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Rod Go Minigolfing|24 hours|[[Sir Putt-A-Lot's]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Nelson Go Minigolfing|24 hours|[[Sir Putt-A-Lot's]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
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{{TB|Stupid colored balls, stupid little pencils. I can’t believe how much I hate this! How long does this go on?}}
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{{TB|Stupid colored balls, stupid little pencils. I can't believe how much I hate this! How long does this go on?}}
 
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{{TB|Eighteen holes. This is hole number three.}}
 
{{TB|Eighteen holes. This is hole number three.}}
 
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{{TB|Life’s too short -- I’m gonna go watch TV. Smell ya later, lamewads!}}
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{{TB|Life's too short -- I'm gonna go watch TV. Smell ya later, lamewads!}}
 
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{{TB|Well, Nelson’s out. And Rod still refuses to retrieve his ball from the first hole...}}
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{{TB|Well, Nelson's out. And Rod still refuses to retrieve his ball from the first hole...}}
 
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{{TB|A rollie-pollie crawled in there and he didn’t crawl out!}}
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{{TB|A rollie-pollie crawled in there and he didn't crawl out!}}
 
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{{TB|o I guess you win this round, Bart.}}
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{{TB|So I guess you win this round, Bart.}}
 
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{{TB|Congratulations, Homer. You’re being surprisingly gracious about this.}}
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{{TB|Congratulations, Homer. You're being surprisingly gracious about this.}}
 
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{{TB|About what?}}
 
{{TB|About what?}}
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{{TB|t’s time for round two of this Yellow Skins Tournament, with Lisa Simpsons, Martin Prince, and my own little Toddy.}}
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{{TB|t's time for round two of this Yellow Skins Tournament, with Lisa Simpsons, Martin Prince, and my own little Toddy.}}
 
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{{TB|Lisa, please, please, win this for Daddy. Does it help if I tell you that if you lose, it will ruin everything?}}
 
{{TB|Lisa, please, please, win this for Daddy. Does it help if I tell you that if you lose, it will ruin everything?}}
 
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{{TB|Dad, you wouldn’t have to derive your self-esteem from your children if you had your own accomplishments.}}
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{{TB|Dad, you wouldn't have to derive your self-esteem from your children if you had your own accomplishments.}}
 
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{{TB|But that entails not drinking and daily showers.}}
 
{{TB|But that entails not drinking and daily showers.}}
 
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{{TB|Fine. Gimme the putter.}}
 
{{TB|Fine. Gimme the putter.}}
{{THT|'''Tasks:''' "Make Todd Go Minigolfing", "Make Lisa Go Minigolfing" and "Make Martin Go Minigolfing". The tasks take place at [[Sir Putt-A-Lot's]] and take 24 hours.|colspan=2}}
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{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Todd Go Minigolfing|24 hours|[[Sir Putt-A-Lot's]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Lisa Go Minigolfing|24 hours|[[Sir Putt-A-Lot's]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Martin Go Minigolfing|24 hours|[[Sir Putt-A-Lot's]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
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{{TB|Oh my goodness! The winner of round two is… Todd some-relation Flanders!}}
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{{TB|Oh my goodness! The winner of round two is... Todd some-relation Flanders!}}
 
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{{TB|Way to put all the pressure on me, Lis.}}
 
{{TB|Way to put all the pressure on me, Lis.}}
 
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{{TB|Well, that doesn’t make me feel very good.}}
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{{TB|Well, that doesn't make me feel very good.}}
 
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{{TB|You know what would’ve made you feel good?}}
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{{TB|You know what would've made you feel good?}}
 
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{{TB|Not losing?}}
 
{{TB|Not losing?}}
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{{TB|And for the final qualifying round of this… mini-golf thing, it’s… Milhouse versus Ralph? Wow, Dud and Dudder. I’m gonna nap in my car.}}
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{{TB|And for the final qualifying round of this... mini-golf thing, it's... Milhouse versus Ralph? Wow, Dud and Dudder. I'm gonna nap in my car.}}
 
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{{TB| can win this. All I have to do is beat the one kid who loses at more things than I do. And I totally don’t feel bad about it!}}
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{{TB| can win this. All I have to do is beat the one kid who loses at more things than I do. And I totally don't feel bad about it!}}
 
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{{TB|The urinals here are outside. They have pennies and fish in them.}}
 
{{TB|The urinals here are outside. They have pennies and fish in them.}}
 
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{{TB|Okay, I feel a little bad.}}
 
{{TB|Okay, I feel a little bad.}}
{{THT|'''Tasks:''' "Make Milhouse Go Minigolfing" and "Make Ralph Go Minigolfing". The tasks take place at [[Sir Putt-A-Lot's]] and take 24 hours.|colspan=2}}
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{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Milhouse Go Minigolfing|24 hours|[[Sir Putt-A-Lot's]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Ralph Go Minigolfing|24 hours|[[Sir Putt-A-Lot's]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
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{{TB|I can’t believe I lost to Ralph Wiggum!}}
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{{TB|I can't believe I lost to Ralph Wiggum!}}
 
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{{TB|He must be some kind of golfing expert.}}
 
{{TB|He must be some kind of golfing expert.}}
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{{TB|Until after this round then my book will be edited and only the actual winner will be a winner. The other two will be big, fat losers.}}
 
{{TB|Until after this round then my book will be edited and only the actual winner will be a winner. The other two will be big, fat losers.}}
{{THT|'''Tasks:''' "Make Bart Go Minigolfing", "Make Todd Go Minigolfing" and "Make Ralph Go Minigolfing". The tasks take place at [[Sir Putt-A-Lot's]] and take 24 hours.|colspan=2}}
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{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Bart Go Minigolfing|24 hours|[[Sir Putt-A-Lot's]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Todd Go Minigolfing|24 hours|[[Sir Putt-A-Lot's]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Ralph Go Minigolfing|24 hours|[[Sir Putt-A-Lot's]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
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{{TB|Todd has spent the last four holes cowering behind the hedge.}}
 
{{TB|Todd has spent the last four holes cowering behind the hedge.}}
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{{TB|The giant alligator ate my ball!}}
 
{{TB|The giant alligator ate my ball!}}
 
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{{TB|It’s an alligator statue -- it’s supposed to eat your ball. That’s why there’s a flag sticking out of it’s nostril..}}
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{{TB|It's an alligator statue -- it's supposed to eat your ball. That's why there's a flag sticking out of it's nostril..}}
 
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{{TB|I forfeit!}}
 
{{TB|I forfeit!}}
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{{TB|And Bart knocked his ball out of the park. Literally. Over the fence, and onto the freeway.}}
 
{{TB|And Bart knocked his ball out of the park. Literally. Over the fence, and onto the freeway.}}
 
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{{TB|I’m like [[Tiger Woods]]the golfer, not the one who did all that bad stuff.}}
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{{TB|I'm like [[Tiger Woods]]... the golfer, not the one who did all that bad stuff.}}
 
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{{TB|So I guess the winner is Ralph Wiggum!}}
 
{{TB|So I guess the winner is Ralph Wiggum!}}
 
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{{TB|Bart! I don’t mean to be negative… but you sucked like crazy!}}
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{{TB|Bart! I don't mean to be negative... but you sucked like crazy!}}
 
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{{TB|I had an off day.}}
 
{{TB|I had an off day.}}
 
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{{TB|Ralphie’s so happy! And a happy Ralphie is a non-fire-starting Ralphie. Thank you, Bart.}}
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{{TB|Ralphie's so happy! And a happy Ralphie is a non-fire-starting Ralphie. Thank you, Bart.}}
 
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{{TB|Why did Wiggum wink when he thanked you? And what’s in that bag he handed you?}}
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{{TB|Why did Wiggum wink when he thanked you? And what's in that bag he handed you?}}
 
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{{TB|A token of his gratitude. Two police issue tasers.}}
 
{{TB|A token of his gratitude. Two police issue tasers.}}
 
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{{TB|He bribed you into throwing the tournament? You don’t suck, you’re just a cheater! Do you realize what this means?!}}
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{{TB|He bribed you into throwing the tournament? You don't suck, you're just a cheater! Do you realize what this means?!}}
 
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{{TB|I'm a great father!}}
 
{{TB|I'm a great father!}}

Latest revision as of 18:29, May 11, 2024


Bread And Putter
Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 32
Update: Level 32
Required characters: Ned, Homer, Bart, Rod, Nelson, Todd, Lisa, Martin, Milhouse, Ralph
Previous quest(s): Rod And Todd Pt. 10

Bread And Putter is a questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Level 32 content update.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark
Ned Homer, I'm seeing a lot of your children's influence on my boys. Bart, mostly. Although Rod is starting to wear pearls.
Homer You're welcome, Ned. Glad we could help.
Ned No, Homer, I'm saying I don't want my kids to be like your kids. I like them the way they are.
Homer What?! But your kids are weird!
Ned Well, your kids are... wild!
Homer How dare you! There's only one-way to settle the question of who's a better parent -- a mini-golf tournament.
Ned Huh? How would that settle anything?
Homer Sounds like somebody's chicken. Bok-bok-bok-ba-gaak!
Ned No, I just don't understand how minigolf relates to--
Homer Bok-bok-bok-bok--
Ned Fine, you're on!
Task: "Make Ned Set up a Minigolf Tournament". The job takes place at Sir Putt-A-Lot's and takes 12 hours.
Task: "Make Homer Set up a Minigolf Tournament". The job takes place at Sir Putt-A-Lot's and takes 12 hours.
Nelson - Grim I wanna do this.
Homer Sorry, this tournament is private.
Nelson Dude, did you not notice my threatening tone when I said...
Nelson - Grim I wanna do this.
Homer *gulp* Open tournament! Anyone can join!
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark
Ned Welcome to round one of Mini-Masters! First up are Bart, Rod and Nelson. Remember boys, the important thing is that everyone has fun.
Homer I feel the same way.
Homer I don't feel the same way, Bart. I want you to win at all costs.
Ned Homer, you're doing that whispering thing you do where everyone can hear every word you're saying.
Homer What are you talking about? I'm not whispering!
Homer I think they can hear me so I'm going to stop whispering now.
Task: "Make Bart Go Minigolfing". The job takes place at Sir Putt-A-Lot's and takes 24 hours.
Task: "Make Rod Go Minigolfing". The job takes place at Sir Putt-A-Lot's and takes 24 hours.
Task: "Make Nelson Go Minigolfing". The job takes place at Sir Putt-A-Lot's and takes 24 hours.
Nelson Stupid colored balls, stupid little pencils. I can't believe how much I hate this! How long does this go on?
Bart Eighteen holes. This is hole number three.
Nelson Life's too short -- I'm gonna go watch TV. Smell ya later, lamewads!
Ned Well, Nelson's out. And Rod still refuses to retrieve his ball from the first hole...
Rod - Sad A rollie-pollie crawled in there and he didn't crawl out!
Ned So I guess you win this round, Bart.
Ned Congratulations, Homer. You're being surprisingly gracious about this.
Homer About what?
Ned About Bart's winning.
Homer We won? Yes! In your face, sucka!
Ned That's the Homer I know.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark
Ned t's time for round two of this Yellow Skins Tournament, with Lisa Simpsons, Martin Prince, and my own little Toddy.
Homer Lisa, please, please, win this for Daddy. Does it help if I tell you that if you lose, it will ruin everything?
Lisa Dad, you wouldn't have to derive your self-esteem from your children if you had your own accomplishments.
Homer But that entails not drinking and daily showers.
Lisa Fine. Gimme the putter.
Task: "Make Todd Go Minigolfing". The job takes place at Sir Putt-A-Lot's and takes 24 hours.
Task: "Make Lisa Go Minigolfing". The job takes place at Sir Putt-A-Lot's and takes 24 hours.
Task: "Make Martin Go Minigolfing". The job takes place at Sir Putt-A-Lot's and takes 24 hours.
Ned Oh my goodness! The winner of round two is... Todd some-relation Flanders!
Bart Way to put all the pressure on me, Lis.
Lisa Well, that doesn't make me feel very good.
Bart You know what would've made you feel good?
Lisa Not losing?
Bart Bingo.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
Homer And for the final qualifying round of this... mini-golf thing, it's... Milhouse versus Ralph? Wow, Dud and Dudder. I'm gonna nap in my car.
Milhouse can win this. All I have to do is beat the one kid who loses at more things than I do. And I totally don't feel bad about it!
Ralph The urinals here are outside. They have pennies and fish in them.
Milhouse Okay, I feel a little bad.
Task: "Make Milhouse Go Minigolfing". The job takes place at Sir Putt-A-Lot's and takes 24 hours.
Task: "Make Ralph Go Minigolfing". The job takes place at Sir Putt-A-Lot's and takes 24 hours.
Milhouse I can't believe I lost to Ralph Wiggum!
Milhouse He must be some kind of golfing expert.
Ralph I like the sound when the little egg goes in the hole!
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
Homer Bart, Todd, and Ralph, congratulations on making it to the final round.
Homer In my book, you are all winners.
Homer Until after this round then my book will be edited and only the actual winner will be a winner. The other two will be big, fat losers.
Task: "Make Bart Go Minigolfing". The job takes place at Sir Putt-A-Lot's and takes 24 hours.
Task: "Make Todd Go Minigolfing". The job takes place at Sir Putt-A-Lot's and takes 24 hours.
Task: "Make Ralph Go Minigolfing". The job takes place at Sir Putt-A-Lot's and takes 24 hours.
Ned Todd has spent the last four holes cowering behind the hedge.
Todd - Terrified The giant alligator ate my ball!
Ned It's an alligator statue -- it's supposed to eat your ball. That's why there's a flag sticking out of it's nostril..
Todd - Terrified I forfeit!
Ned And Bart knocked his ball out of the park. Literally. Over the fence, and onto the freeway.
Bart I'm like Tiger Woods... the golfer, not the one who did all that bad stuff.
Ned So I guess the winner is Ralph Wiggum!
Homer Bart! I don't mean to be negative... but you sucked like crazy!
Bart I had an off day.
Wiggum Ralphie's so happy! And a happy Ralphie is a non-fire-starting Ralphie. Thank you, Bart.
Homer Why did Wiggum wink when he thanked you? And what's in that bag he handed you?
Bart A token of his gratitude. Two police issue tasers.
Homer He bribed you into throwing the tournament? You don't suck, you're just a cheater! Do you realize what this means?!
Homer I'm a great father!
Bart Wanna play taser-tag?
Homer I sure do, son. I sure do.
Quest reward: Cash2,500 and XP250