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{{qf|[[Homer]]}} All my daughter ever did was tell people to think for themselves. I may be her father, but when I grow up, I wanna be just like her, except still a dude. | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} All my daughter ever did was tell people to think for themselves. I may be her father, but when I grow up, I wanna be just like her, except still a dude. | ||
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| − | {{qf|[[ | + | {{qf|[[Burns]]}} Now get out! |
{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} I can't! My mom's not picking me up for an hour. | {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} I can't! My mom's not picking me up for an hour. | ||
| − | :''[ | + | :''[Long pause.]'' |
{{qf|Burns}} So, what do you think of today’s popular music scene. | {{qf|Burns}} So, what do you think of today’s popular music scene. | ||
{{qf|Lisa}} I think it distracts people from more important social issues. | {{qf|Lisa}} I think it distracts people from more important social issues. | ||
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{{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} The town still mourns the loss of its venerable old man. | {{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} The town still mourns the loss of its venerable old man. | ||
| − | {{qf| | + | {{qf|Burns}} Here it comes. |
{{qf|Kent}} Beloved by children. | {{qf|Kent}} Beloved by children. | ||
| − | {{qf| | + | {{qf|Burns}} Ah yes, the little ones. |
{{qf|Kent}} Thought to be thousands of years old. | {{qf|Kent}} Thought to be thousands of years old. | ||
| − | {{qf| | + | {{qf|Burns}} I have been 89 for a while now. |
{{qf|Kent}} We'll miss you, Geezer Rock. | {{qf|Kent}} We'll miss you, Geezer Rock. | ||
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| − | {{qf| | + | {{qf|Burns}} Well, I guess it's impossible for one man to control all the media. Unless, of course, you're [[Rupert Murdoch]]. ''[looks at camera]'' He is one beautiful man. |
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| − | {{qf| | + | {{qf|Burns}} Ah, it's as easy as crushing an ant! ''[sees ant]'' You know? ''[tries to crush it but it knocks him over]'' AARRGGHH!!! Oh! Take my wallet and leave me alone! |
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{{qf|Lisa}} Nelson, what journalistic skills do you have? | {{qf|Lisa}} Nelson, what journalistic skills do you have? | ||
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{{qf|[[Bart]]}} What's the big deal about a rock that looks like a dude? I've got a dad that looks like a monkey! | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} What's the big deal about a rock that looks like a dude? I've got a dad that looks like a monkey! | ||
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| − | {{qf|Homer}} (''Scoffs'') Bart! You promised you'd stop making that comparison! | + | {{qf|Homer}} (''Scoffs'') Bart! You promised you'd stop making that comparison! ''[grabs Bart to strangle him]'' |
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{{qf|Homer}} I'm gonna pull an all-nighter for my daughter! Marge! Go put on a pot of coffee! Drink it. And start making hamburgers! | {{qf|Homer}} I'm gonna pull an all-nighter for my daughter! Marge! Go put on a pot of coffee! Drink it. And start making hamburgers! | ||
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- Homer: All my daughter ever did was tell people to think for themselves. I may be her father, but when I grow up, I wanna be just like her, except still a dude.
- Burns: Now get out!
- Lisa: I can't! My mom's not picking me up for an hour.
- [Long pause.]
- Burns: So, what do you think of today’s popular music scene.
- Lisa: I think it distracts people from more important social issues.
- Burns: My god, are you always on!?
- Kent Brockman: The town still mourns the loss of its venerable old man.
- Burns: Here it comes.
- Kent: Beloved by children.
- Burns: Ah yes, the little ones.
- Kent: Thought to be thousands of years old.
- Burns: I have been 89 for a while now.
- Kent: We'll miss you, Geezer Rock.
- Burns: Well, I guess it's impossible for one man to control all the media. Unless, of course, you're Rupert Murdoch. [looks at camera] He is one beautiful man.
- Burns: Ah, it's as easy as crushing an ant! [sees ant] You know? [tries to crush it but it knocks him over] AARRGGHH!!! Oh! Take my wallet and leave me alone!
- Lisa: Nelson, what journalistic skills do you have?
- Nelson: I dunno, making nerds cry?
- Lisa: Great, you'll be our TV critic.
- Bart: What's the big deal about a rock that looks like a dude? I've got a dad that looks like a monkey!
- [Homer is humped over, scratching his crotch and eating a banana.]
- Homer: (Scoffs) Bart! You promised you'd stop making that comparison! [grabs Bart to strangle him]
- Homer: I'm gonna pull an all-nighter for my daughter! Marge! Go put on a pot of coffee! Drink it. And start making hamburgers!
