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| − | + | {{qf|[[Captain Horatio McCallister|Captain McCallister]]}} (''To Apu'') Thanks for delivering these copies of Jugs. They'll keep my men from resorting to homosexuality...for about ten minutes! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Bart Simpson|Bart]]}} And thank you God for the bad things adults do, which help distract people from what I'm doing. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Homer Simpson|Homer]]}} Hey! You with the scarf! Stop skywriting! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Skywriter}} I have to deliver a message. It's the skywriters' code! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} I am so sick of that damn code! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Mr. John, I'm your biggest fan. I tape-recorded all your songs off the radio. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Elton}} Oh, that's very sweet. Have a Grammy. ''[produces one from nowhere]'' | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Uh … ''[throws it in a garbage can]'' | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Ned Flanders|Ned]]}} Aw, gee, the man's just trying to show his wife he cares for her. How can we sabotage his labor of love? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} I dunno. Gasoline, acid, I got some stuff in the trunk. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} This Valentine's crap has gone too far! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Male Crowd}} Yeah | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Seymour Skinner|Skinner]]}} Eh, Edna won't even let me clap her erasers. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Sideshow Mel}} My Barbara will no longer pleasure me with the French arts! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Moe}} The gal I'm stalking had me bumped back to two hundred feet. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Lenny Leonard|Lenny]]}} Aw, Moe. That's too far | |
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Revision as of 13:31, January 13, 2019
- Captain McCallister: (To Apu) Thanks for delivering these copies of Jugs. They'll keep my men from resorting to homosexuality...for about ten minutes!
- Bart: And thank you God for the bad things adults do, which help distract people from what I'm doing.
- Homer: Hey! You with the scarf! Stop skywriting!
- Skywriter: I have to deliver a message. It's the skywriters' code!
- Homer: I am so sick of that damn code!
- Homer: Mr. John, I'm your biggest fan. I tape-recorded all your songs off the radio.
- Elton: Oh, that's very sweet. Have a Grammy. [produces one from nowhere]
- Homer: Uh … [throws it in a garbage can]
- Ned: Aw, gee, the man's just trying to show his wife he cares for her. How can we sabotage his labor of love?
- Homer: I dunno. Gasoline, acid, I got some stuff in the trunk.
- Homer: This Valentine's crap has gone too far!
- Male Crowd: Yeah
- Skinner: Eh, Edna won't even let me clap her erasers.
- Sideshow Mel: My Barbara will no longer pleasure me with the French arts!
- Moe: The gal I'm stalking had me bumped back to two hundred feet.
- Lenny: Aw, Moe. That's too far
