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'''[[Mr. Burns]]''': Who the devil are you? | '''[[Mr. Burns]]''': Who the devil are you? | ||
| − | '''Homer's Brain''': Don't panic. Just come up with a good story. | + | :'''Homer's Brain''': Don't panic. Just come up with a good story. |
'''[[Homer]]''': My name is Mr. Burns! | '''[[Homer]]''': My name is Mr. Burns! | ||
| − | '''Homer's Brain''': D'oh! | + | :'''Homer's Brain''': D'oh! |
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'''Crowd''': We need a cure! We need a cure! | '''Crowd''': We need a cure! We need a cure! | ||
| − | '''[[ | + | '''[[Dr. Hibbert]]''': Ho ho ho. Why, the only cure is bedrest. Anything I give you would be a placebo. |
'''Woman''': ''[frantic]'' Where can we get these placebos? | '''Woman''': ''[frantic]'' Where can we get these placebos? | ||
| − | '''Man''': (points at truck) Maybe, there's some in this truck! | + | '''Man''': ''(points at truck)'' Maybe, there's some in this truck! |
''[Crowd knock over truck and a box of killer bees from it break out and attack the crowd. A man, thinking the bee is a vaccine, takes it and swallows it.]'' | ''[Crowd knock over truck and a box of killer bees from it break out and attack the crowd. A man, thinking the bee is a vaccine, takes it and swallows it.]'' | ||
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'''Homer''': Now, kids, while your mother's gone, I don't want to have to wash any dishes, so from now on, drink straight from the faucet or milk carton, and we'll eat while standing over the sink or toilet. | '''Homer''': Now, kids, while your mother's gone, I don't want to have to wash any dishes, so from now on, drink straight from the faucet or milk carton, and we'll eat while standing over the sink or toilet. | ||
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| − | '''Bart: '''Mr | + | '''Bart:''' Mr. Hutz, when I grow up, I wanna be a lawyer just like you. |
'''Lionel Hutz''': Good for you, son. If there's one thing America needs, it's more lawyers. Could you imagine a world without lawyers? | '''Lionel Hutz''': Good for you, son. If there's one thing America needs, it's more lawyers. Could you imagine a world without lawyers? | ||
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'''Lionel Hutz''': I move for a bad court thingy. | '''Lionel Hutz''': I move for a bad court thingy. | ||
| − | '''[[ | + | '''[[Judge Snyder]]''': You mean a mistrial. |
'''Lionel Hutz''': Right!! That's why you're the judge and I'm the law-talking guy. | '''Lionel Hutz''': Right!! That's why you're the judge and I'm the law-talking guy. | ||
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'''Lionel Hutz''': Right. | '''Lionel Hutz''': Right. | ||
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'''[[Judge Snyder]]''': This verdict is written on a cocktail napkin. And it still says "guilty." And "guilty" is spelled wrong! | '''[[Judge Snyder]]''': This verdict is written on a cocktail napkin. And it still says "guilty." And "guilty" is spelled wrong! | ||
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Mr. Burns: Who the devil are you?
- Homer's Brain: Don't panic. Just come up with a good story.
Homer: My name is Mr. Burns!
- Homer's Brain: D'oh!
Bart: Who's gonna change Maggie?
Homer: We're going to let her roam free in the backyard and nature will take its course.
Chief Wiggum: All right, come out with your hands up, two cups of coffee, an auto freshener that says 'Capricorn', and something with coconut on it!
Bart: Dad! We're running out of clean clothes!
Lisa: It seems like I've been wearing this same red dress forever!
Homer: Go up to the attic, there's a whole trunk of clothes. [comes down the stairs in a wedding dress humming Here Comes the Bride to himself.]
Crowd: We need a cure! We need a cure!
Dr. Hibbert: Ho ho ho. Why, the only cure is bedrest. Anything I give you would be a placebo.
Woman: [frantic] Where can we get these placebos?
Man: (points at truck) Maybe, there's some in this truck!
[Crowd knock over truck and a box of killer bees from it break out and attack the crowd. A man, thinking the bee is a vaccine, takes it and swallows it.]
Man: I'm cured! I mean,ouch!
Flanders: Oh, the network slogan is true. Watch Fox and be damned for all eternity.
Lisa: Mom, could you bring me more O.J.?
Bart: Mom, could you get me some of those Flintstones chewable morphine?
Marge: There's no such thing!
Homer: Marge, the boy is wasting TV time. Come change the channel and pat my head!
Marge: In a minute!
Homer: But I'll miss Sheriff Lobo!
Chief Wiggum: All right, come out with your hands up, two cups of coffee, an auto freshener that says 'Capricorn', and something with coconut on it!
Lionel Hutz: Now don't you worry, Mrs. Simpson, I- uh-oh. We've drawn Judge Snyder.
Marge: Is that bad?
Lionel Hutz: Well, he's kind of had it in for me, since I accidently ran over his dog. Actually, replace "accidently" with "repeatedly," and replace "dog" with "son."
Lisa: You're a latter-day Clarence Darrow!
Lionel Hutz: Uh, was he the black guy on the Mod Squad?
Homer: Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation.
Homer: Now, kids, while your mother's gone, I don't want to have to wash any dishes, so from now on, drink straight from the faucet or milk carton, and we'll eat while standing over the sink or toilet.
Bart: Mr. Hutz, when I grow up, I wanna be a lawyer just like you.
Lionel Hutz: Good for you, son. If there's one thing America needs, it's more lawyers. Could you imagine a world without lawyers?
[Hutz has a vision of a world without lawyers in his head with multicultural people walking and holding hands in a circle happily, causing him to shudder.]
Lionel Hutz: I move for a bad court thingy.
Judge Snyder: You mean a mistrial.
Lionel Hutz: Right!! That's why you're the judge and I'm the law-talking guy.
Judge Snyder: You mean the lawyer?
Lionel Hutz: Right.
Milhouse: [looks at his lunchbox] Alright, baloney and cheese! What have you got, Bart?
Bart: Pack of sugar and a peanut butter sticked on a playing card.
Nelson: Ha-ha! Your mom's a jailbird!
Bart: So's yours.
Nelson: Oh yeah. Let's play.
Marge: Knock, knock. I'm Marge Simpson, your new cellmate.
Phillips: I'm Phillips. They called me that because I killed my husband with a Phillips-head screwdriver.
(Lionel Hutz tries to give Judge Snyder a fake verdict)
Judge Snyder: This verdict is written on a cocktail napkin. And it still says "guilty." And "guilty" is spelled wrong!
