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| − | :'''Smooth Jimmy Apollo''': "Today's game between the Denver Broncos and the New England Patriots is too close to call. But if you are one of those compulsive types that just has to bet, uh, I don't know...Denver." | + | :'''[[Smooth Jimmy Apollo]]''': "Today's game between the Denver Broncos and the New England Patriots is too close to call. But if you are one of those compulsive types that just has to bet, uh, I don't know... Denver." |
:''(Homer phones Moe)'' | :''(Homer phones Moe)'' | ||
| − | :'''Homer''': "Moe, can you put me down for $20 on Denver?" | + | :'''[[Homer]]''': "Moe, can you put me down for $20 on Denver?" |
| − | :'''Moe | + | :'''Moe:''' ''[slyly]'' "I think we can arrange that. Chief Wiggum, can you pass me my little black book?" |
| − | :'''Chief Wiggum''': "Oh, sure thing, Moe. I was just using it as a coaster." | + | :'''[[Chief Wiggum]]''': "Oh, sure thing, Moe. I was just using it as a coaster." |
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| − | :''Homer has just lost his bet'' | + | :''[Homer has just lost his bet.]]'' |
:'''Smooth Jimmy Apollo''': "Well folks, when you are 52% right that means you are 48% wrong." | :'''Smooth Jimmy Apollo''': "Well folks, when you are 52% right that means you are 48% wrong." | ||
:'''Homer''': "D'OH! Why did you not say that before?" | :'''Homer''': "D'OH! Why did you not say that before?" | ||
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| − | :'''Lisa''': "What could be better than the savage ballet that is professional football?" | + | :'''[[Lisa]]''': "What could be better than the savage ballet that is professional football?" |
:'''Homer''': "You like ice cream, don't you." | :'''Homer''': "You like ice cream, don't you." | ||
:'''Lisa''': "Yes." | :'''Lisa''': "Yes." | ||
| − | :'''Homer''': "And do you like it even better when it has hot fudge, caramel, whipped cream, cherries, chocolate chips, and crumbled-up cookie things. Mmmmm | + | :'''Homer''': "And do you like it even better when it has hot fudge, caramel, whipped cream, cherries, chocolate chips, and crumbled-up cookie things. Mmmmm... crumbled-up cookie things." |
:'''Lisa''': "So gambling makes a good thing even better." | :'''Lisa''': "So gambling makes a good thing even better." | ||
:'''Homer''': "Yes, it is like there is some kind of bond between us." | :'''Homer''': "Yes, it is like there is some kind of bond between us." | ||
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- Smooth Jimmy Apollo: "Today's game between the Denver Broncos and the New England Patriots is too close to call. But if you are one of those compulsive types that just has to bet, uh, I don't know... Denver."
- (Homer phones Moe)
- Homer: "Moe, can you put me down for $20 on Denver?"
- Moe: [slyly] "I think we can arrange that. Chief Wiggum, can you pass me my little black book?"
- Chief Wiggum: "Oh, sure thing, Moe. I was just using it as a coaster."
- [Homer has just lost his bet.]]
- Smooth Jimmy Apollo: "Well folks, when you are 52% right that means you are 48% wrong."
- Homer: "D'OH! Why did you not say that before?"
- Lisa: "What could be better than the savage ballet that is professional football?"
- Homer: "You like ice cream, don't you."
- Lisa: "Yes."
- Homer: "And do you like it even better when it has hot fudge, caramel, whipped cream, cherries, chocolate chips, and crumbled-up cookie things. Mmmmm... crumbled-up cookie things."
- Lisa: "So gambling makes a good thing even better."
- Homer: "Yes, it is like there is some kind of bond between us."
