Difference between revisions of "The Regina Monologues/Quotes"

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Snake: Um, does the bill have bank teller blood on it?

Lisa: No, it doesn't.

Snake: I'm sorry I wasted your time.

Squeaky-voiced English teen: Welcome to Judi Dench's Fish & Chips. Now completely free of mad fish disease.

Homer: Fish? I dunno… I’m not really a vegetarian.

Squeaky voiced English teen: Please order or Miss Dench will be furious. She'll beat us, she will.

Judi Dench: Who are you talking to?!

Squeaky voiced English teen: No one, Mum! I swear!

Judi Dench: I'll Mum you!!

Squeaky voiced English teen: Ahh!... Oof!... Ow!... Oh, blimey!

Lisa: Press the gray brick in the back of the fireplace.

Homer: Sweet freedom, here I… Owww!

Lisa: Put out the fire first!

Homer: Well Marge, you gotta admit, I've been on my best behavior this trip.

Marge: You punched out three people on the street.

Homer: That was over soccer results. Can you believe they gave Giggs a yellow card in the box?!

Marge: Do you understand any part of what you just said?

Homer: I understood the word 'gave'… unless it means something else in this country!

Homer: Marge I'll be on my best behaviour. You have my word as a gentlemen and a lady. Now let's see, which rifle should I bring?

Homer: (After meeting Tony Blair) Wow, I can't believe we just met Mr. Bean!

Lisa: Look! It's J.K. Rowling, author of the Harry Potter books! You've turned a generation of kids onto reading.

Rowling: Thank you, young muggle.

Lisa: Can you tell me what happens at the end of the series?

Rowling: He grows up and marries you. Is that what you want to hear?

Lisa: Yes…