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Difference between revisions of "When Flanders Failed/Quotes"

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:'''Akira''': We practice karate, so that we never need use it.
 
:'''Akira''': We practice karate, so that we never need use it.
 
:'''Bart''': Excuse me. I already know how not to hit a man. Can I practice with nunchucks?
 
:'''Bart''': Excuse me. I already know how not to hit a man. Can I practice with nunchucks?
 
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:'''[[Marge Simpson|Marge]]''': Bart, don't use the Touch of Death on your sister!"
 
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:'''Man:''' Hey, I hear you validate parking tickets without purchase.
 
:'''Man:''' Hey, I hear you validate parking tickets without purchase.
 
:'''[[Ned Flanders|Ned]]:''' Oh, right as rain! Or, as we say around here, `left as rain', heh heh.
 
:'''[[Ned Flanders|Ned]]:''' Oh, right as rain! Or, as we say around here, `left as rain', heh heh.
 
:'''Man:''' Just stamp the ticket.
 
:'''Man:''' Just stamp the ticket.
 
:'''Ned:''' Oh, okay.
 
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:'''Ned:''' At times like these, I used to turn to the Bible and find solace, but even the Good Book can't help me now.
 
:'''Ned:''' At times like these, I used to turn to the Bible and find solace, but even the Good Book can't help me now.
 
:'''[[Homer Simpson|Homer]]:''' Why not?
 
:'''[[Homer Simpson|Homer]]:''' Why not?
 
:'''Ned:''' I sold it to you for seven cents.
 
:'''Ned:''' I sold it to you for seven cents.
 
:'''Homer:''' Oh.
 
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:'''Homer''': Ned, I am sorry your store did not work out.
 
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:'''Ned''': No Homer, you were right!
 
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:'''Ned''': Three days. After that it becomes headquarters for the [[wikipedia:United States Libertarian Party|Libertarian Party]] of Springfield. And I really hope they have better luck than I do.
 
:'''Ned''': Three days. After that it becomes headquarters for the [[wikipedia:United States Libertarian Party|Libertarian Party]] of Springfield. And I really hope they have better luck than I do.
 
:'''Homer''': You open up that store at 9 in the morning, I will do the rest!
 
:'''Homer''': You open up that store at 9 in the morning, I will do the rest!
 
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:''Homer is on the phone.''
 
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:'''Homer''': Hello Jerry? This is Homer Simpson. Remember last month when I paid back that loan? Yeah, well now I need ''you'' to do a favor for me!
 
:'''Homer''': Hello Jerry? This is Homer Simpson. Remember last month when I paid back that loan? Yeah, well now I need ''you'' to do a favor for me!
  
 
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Revision as of 04:56, August 31, 2012


Season Episode
037 "Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington"

"When Flanders Failed/Quotes"
"Bart the Murderer" 039
Akira: We practice karate, so that we never need use it.
Bart: Excuse me. I already know how not to hit a man. Can I practice with nunchucks?

Marge: Bart, don't use the Touch of Death on your sister!"

Man: Hey, I hear you validate parking tickets without purchase.
Ned: Oh, right as rain! Or, as we say around here, `left as rain', heh heh.
Man: Just stamp the ticket.
Ned: Oh, okay.

Ned: At times like these, I used to turn to the Bible and find solace, but even the Good Book can't help me now.
Homer: Why not?
Ned: I sold it to you for seven cents.
Homer: Oh.

Homer: Ned, I am sorry your store did not work out.
Ned: No Homer, you were right!
Homer: I was?
Ned: Yes! You tried to warn me against engaging in risky ventures! I should have known better than to gamble my family's future on some pig in a poke! You were an honest friend to me, and I appreciate that.
Ned's words come down hard on Homer, who until now has been envious of Flanders' success. Seeing a bankrupt Flanders family has not given Homer satisfaction, but plenty of guilt.
Homer{resolved tone}: Ned, how much longer do you have the store?
Ned: Three days. After that it becomes headquarters for the Libertarian Party of Springfield. And I really hope they have better luck than I do.
Homer: You open up that store at 9 in the morning, I will do the rest!

Homer is on the phone.
Homer: Hello Jerry? This is Homer Simpson. Remember last month when I paid back that loan? Yeah, well now I need you to do a favor for me!
Season 3 Quotes
Stark Raving Dad Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington When Flanders Failed Bart the Murderer Homer Defined Like Father, Like Clown Treehouse of Horror II Lisa's Pony Saturdays of Thunder Flaming Moe's Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk I Married Marge Radio Bart Lisa the Greek Homer Alone Bart the Lover Homer at the Bat Separate Vocations Dog of Death Colonel Homer Black Widower The Otto Show Bart's Friend Falls in Love Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?