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The Blaze of Wrath is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Summer of Our Discontent content update.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

Between June 23, 2024 and July 17, 2024 There it is: the Blazing Guy Festival! How exciting! Look! A public pay phone! How exciting! Whoa! I'm seeing things even I don't think I should be seeing. Homer! Keep the kids from seeing anything inappropriate while I use the phone. How am I supposed to do that? You could stay right where you are, fat man. It's like a total eclipse of your son. Why you little—! Excuse me, are you using the phone? Phone? Oh wow, man, I thought it was a porta-potty. Here, maybe you can get it to flush. *hands Marge the disconnected receiver* *annoyed grumble* Task: "Collect Torches" (x60). Task: "Capture Chameleons" (x10). Task: "Make Marge Worry". The job takes place at the Drum Circle, The Devil's Oasis, Cacti, Rocks, Parks, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Homer Wave to Familiar Faces". The job takes place at the Drum Circle, The Devil's Oasis, Cacti, Rocks, Parks, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. If Uncle Zio is owned: Task: "Make Uncle Zio Enjoy Blazing Guy". The job takes place at the Drum Circle, The Devil's Oasis, Cacti, Rocks, Parks, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. If any Wise Guys are owned: Task: "Make Wise Guys Not Enjoy Blazing Guy" (x2). The job takes place at the Drum Circle, The Devil's Oasis, Cacti, Rocks, Parks, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. Isn't that Fat Tony's Uncle Zio? How should I know? You're still blocking my view. I think it is him, Dad. And two of his leg breakers. Sorry, little girl. Legs is the leg man. I'm more of an ear, nose, and throat specialist. Uh... good to know. But what are you guys doing at Blazing Guy? They're here with me. Coming here was a lifelong dream of mine! Music... spiritual freedom... crunchy chicks on bikes. Where? Bart! Get back behind my enormous bulk! Quest reward: 100 and 10 Desert Public Phone

Pt. 2[edit]

After completing Pt. 1 How are we ever going to get home? Relax, funky mama. I can give you all a ride home after the festival ends. When is that? After they set the Blazing Guy on fire tonight! Great. In the meantime, everyone, split up and have fun! What?! But what about the kids?! Lisa is responsible, Bart's already wandered off with a motorcycle gang, and I think we left Maggie at that weird art garden. Besides, I smell barbecue! Task: "Collect Torches" (x100). Task: "Capture Chameleons" (x15). Task: "Make Marge Worry More". The job takes place at the Drum Circle, The Devil's Oasis, Cacti, Rocks, Parks, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Homer Try Barbecued Desert Varmint". The job takes place at the Drum Circle, The Devil's Oasis, Cacti, Rocks, Parks, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Lisa Join a Poetry Slam". The job takes place at the Drum Circle, The Devil's Oasis, Cacti, Rocks, Parks, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Bart Flash a Flash Mob". The job takes place at the Drum Circle, The Devil's Oasis, Cacti, Rocks, Parks, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. This place is great! I made up a poem about the desert chameleon, and everyone snapped their fingers. That's good, right? I suppose... Where is your father? I think I saw him floating away on some pie fumes. Although that might have been a hallucination caused by some other fumes. Hey, Cletus. Can I try your barbecued desert varmint?! Leg or wing? I don't care. No, I'm asking — do you think this piece is a leg or a wing? Quest reward: 100 and 10 Desert Tents

Pt. 3[edit]

After completing Pt. 2 I'm so tired. I can't wait to go home after they set the wicker dude on fire. Me, too. What a day. So full of barbecued varmint! Just want to sleep. Oh, so NOW you all want to go home. *loudspeaker* Hey, everybody! Thanks for another great Blazing Guy Festival. And now it's time for the grand finale! The lighting of Blazing Guy! WOOHOO! WOOHOO! Woo hoo. What's the deal with the Blazing Guy? It's like...the wood is alive! The wood's not alive! It's covered in desert chameleons! Agh! And so am I! Task: "Collect Torches" (x100). Task: "Capture Chameleons" (x20). Task: "Make Simpsons Anticipate the End of the Festival" (x4). The jobs take place at the Drum Circle, The Devil's Oasis, Cacti, Rocks, Parks, or a Brown House and take 4 hours. If Calypso Self-Knowledge is owned: Task: "Make Calypso Self-Knowledge Get Attacked by Chameleons". The job takes place at the Drum Circle, The Devil's Oasis, Cacti, Rocks, Parks, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Festival Attendees Freak Out Over Chameleons" (x5). The jobs take place at the Drum Circle, The Devil's Oasis, Cacti, Rocks, Parks, or a Brown House and take 4 hours. The chameleons are everywhere man! And you're just noticing this now? Gimme a break, kid. The whole point of chameleons is that they blend in. I dropped the torch in that bucket of herbal tea! Oh, dear Lord! We're never getting home! How are they going to set the Blazing Guy on fire now? They could use your Mom. She's acting like her hair's on fire. Dad! It's a figure of speech. Or is it? Quest reward: 100 and 10 Blazing Guy Attendees

Pt. 4[edit]

After completing Pt. 3 Dad, Mom is losing it. Okay, Homer, this is it. Hero time! I know what to do. *grabs vat of super-hot grease from Cletus' barbecue stall* Dad, what are you doing? DON'T! Don't worry! I'll get these chameleons off the wooden guy! Task: "Collect Torches" (x125). Task: "Capture Chameleons" (x25). Task: "Make Marge Try to Keep It Together". The job takes place at the Drum Circle, The Devil's Oasis, Cacti, Rocks, Parks, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Lisa Try to Stop Homer". The job takes place at the Drum Circle, The Devil's Oasis, Cacti, Rocks, Parks, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Homer Throw Hot Grease at Blazing Guy". The job takes place at the Drum Circle, The Devil's Oasis, Cacti, Rocks, Parks, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. Whoa! The chameleons all jumped off the Guy! And it's on fire! Yeah! Blaze, Blazing Guy, Blaze! Hooray for Homer! Wow, that is a lot of smoke. It smells like burning roadkill! Gross! Okay, not ideal, but let's stay focused on the important thing: the Blazing Guy is blazing and everything is fine. Is it my imagination or is the smoke making the clouds overhead really dark? Fine. Totally fine. Quest reward: 100 and 10 Deluxe Desert Tent

Pt. 5[edit]

After completing Pt. 4 I'm conflicted! The Blazing Guy is blazing very pretty, but the smoke, she is very stinky. You want I should break Homer's legs? Did I just feel a raindrop? It hasn't rained in this area of the desert in over seventy years. The smoke from the barbecue grease must have seeded the clouds. *catches a drop of rain on his tongue* Mmm, barbecued varmint grease rain. Task: "Collect Torches" (x160). Task: "Capture Chameleons" (x25). Task: "Make Festival Attendees Feel Conflicted" (x5). The jobs take place at the Drum Circle, The Devil's Oasis, Cacti, Rocks, Parks, or a Brown House and take 4 hours. Task: "Make Cletus Try to Sell More Barbecued Varmint". The job takes place at the Drum Circle, The Devil's Oasis, Cacti, Rocks, Parks, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Homer Jinx the Weather". The job takes place at the Drum Circle, The Devil's Oasis, Cacti, Rocks, Parks, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. Rain?! I hate the rain! It was like twelve drops. And Homer swallowed half of them. It's still the most rain this desert has ever gotten! So what? So now the ground has turned to mud. Idiota! Our car is stuck! And my bus is stuck! Sorry Simpsons, no ride home from me. All of our cars are stuck — and it's all Homer Simpson's fault! Um...oops? Quest reward: 200 and 20 Blazing Guy

Currency-earning jobs[edit]

Task Character(s) Time Location(s) Reward Steal Blazing Guy Torches Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa, Maggie, Ned 4h Camping, Cacti, Parks, or Brown House 5, 45 Purchase Torches Calypso Self-Knowledge, Delbert Fornby, Desert Park Ranger, Park Ranger Johnson Shop or Visitable Home 8, 70