Difference between revisions of "The Three Compadres"

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The Three Compadres is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Wild West content update. It requires the Bandit Fort to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Martin's exclamation mark or after building the Bandit Fort What a lovely fort! It will be a pleasure to pretend we're real-life Western outlaws in here! Who are you, ese? Allow me to introduce my friends. This young gunslinger is The Asthma Kid. Hi! I look forward to rolling dice with you fine gentlemen! You may call me the Game Master. I think I've earned it. And I am El Serpiente, bold, brazen outlaw leader! Task: "Reach Level 12 and Build the Springfield Library". Task: "Make Martin Make Introductions". The job takes place at the Bandit Fort and takes 4 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Martin's exclamation mark El Serpiente, the men are hungry for action. What will our first job be? I was thinking we might role play a daring train robbery scenario! I believe I have some tables detailing the hit points of various in-game locomotives. Let me find those... Desperados! You heard the man! Grab your dice and your character sheets! Dice, Serpiente? Task: "Make Martin Play Sheriffs and Shootouts". The job takes place at the Bandit Fort and takes 8 hours. Task: "Make Milhouse Play Sheriffs and Shootouts". The job takes place at the Bandit Fort and takes 8 hours. If Database is owned: Task: "Make Database GM Sheriffs and Shootouts". The job takes place at the Bandit Fort and takes 8 hours. Behind a secret door in the coal car, you find a treasure horde filled with piñatas! Piñatas? That's all we get? We've also gained valuable experience points. Soon you'll be a second-level bandito, my good man. Quest Reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Martin's exclamation mark So... when do we rob the actual train? But we've already done it! Bards will sing of our deeds for years to come! Huzzah! I get that you want to carefully plan our capers, El Serpiente, but there are real-world trains that need robbing. ...real world?... Uhhh... of course! We will rob a real world train posthaste! Just let me and my compatriots reconnoiter the crime scene for a tad. Won't be a moment! Well, hurry up. Idle bandits are not happy bandits. Task: "Make Martin Reconnoiter". The job takes place at Springfield Library and takes 12 hours. Task: "Make Milhouse Reconnoiter". The job takes place at Springfield Library and takes 12 hours. If Database is owned: Task: "Make Database Reconnoiter". The job takes place at Springfield Library and takes 12 hours. What have we gotten into? These are real bandits! And they're dishonest gamesmen! One of them claimed to have rolled a natural 20, when clearly it was a 10. What kind of animal would lie about a die roll? We'll talk to Principal Skinner. He'll know what to do! Quest Reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Skinner's exclamation mark Real bandits, you say? Yes, Principal Skinner. We need to lead an offensive before they attack the town! They have guns and a willingness to use them. But we have our strengths as well. My unmatched cowardice, for one. I'm largely made of wood at this point. Legs, arms, neck... It's almost impossible to find flesh on me to shoot. I have a plan to infiltrate the enemy camp. My tactical genius is at your service. Quick everyone, to the theatrical supplies cupboard! Task: "Make Martin Lead the Assault". The job takes place at the Bandit Fort and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Vigilantes Assault the Bandit Fort" (x3). The jobs take place at the Bandit Fort and take 4 hours. After starting the jobs Hey, look! Somebody left us a big wooden sombrero as a gift. Let's drag it into the fort! Good idea. Then let's get drunk and fall asleep next to it. There's nothing like passing out next to a huge wooden gift. Especially when you have no idea what -- or who -- might be inside it. After finishing the tasks Surrender, evil-doers! We have you surrounded! It's El Serpiente! That backstabbing varmint has stabbed us backstabbing varmints in the back! Lay down your weapons, or I'll let Willie here loose on the lot of you. You mean the Scottish maniac who has a rake instead of a gun? Trust me, he knows how to use that rake. Oh yes, he does... Quest Reward: 200 and 20

Characters that can do the "Assault the Bandit Fort" task are: