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| − | + | {{qf|[[Grampa]]}} Mona, I'll always remember raspberry trolley cars, because my mind is shot. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Marge]]}} Homer, it's 2:00 in the morning. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} I couldn't sleep because I thought there might be a sign of my mom in one of these articles. They never did find her body. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Then what was in the coffin? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Last week's garbage. I missed the pickup date. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Gil]]}} You gotta say something. She's looking at 20 years! And my legal license expires in 15 minutes. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} I barely know my mother. And every time I see her, she's taken away again. And when a man doesn't have his mother, he winds up like me. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Mona]]}} To reach you, I called up my friends in the liberal media and planted that story about the giant pizza. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} You sure know me, Mom. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Mona}} Pizza was the first food he choked on. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Aw So why are you back in town? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Mona}} I saw this macaroni pencil holder Homer made me, and I realized how much I missed him. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} I made this when I was five. I had to do something. Your pencils were all over the place. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Mona}} Hey, it was the '60s. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} What happened to Grandma is an outrage. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} How do you figure? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} She was acquitted! Then they put her back in jail on a technicality! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} You're right. People should only be let out of jail on technicalities. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} Well, they're transferring Grandma to a federal prison tomorrow. I say we hit 'em where they live with a candlelight vigil. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Candlepin bowling? That's a great idea. We'll play right after I break your grandmother out of prison. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Convict}} I never want this trip to end. Because I'm getting executed when we stop. | |
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- Grampa: Mona, I'll always remember raspberry trolley cars, because my mind is shot.
- Marge: Homer, it's 2:00 in the morning.
- Homer: I couldn't sleep because I thought there might be a sign of my mom in one of these articles. They never did find her body.
- Bart: Then what was in the coffin?
- Homer: Last week's garbage. I missed the pickup date.
- Gil: You gotta say something. She's looking at 20 years! And my legal license expires in 15 minutes.
- Homer: I barely know my mother. And every time I see her, she's taken away again. And when a man doesn't have his mother, he winds up like me.
- Mona: To reach you, I called up my friends in the liberal media and planted that story about the giant pizza.
- Homer: You sure know me, Mom.
- Mona: Pizza was the first food he choked on.
- Bart: Aw So why are you back in town?
- Mona: I saw this macaroni pencil holder Homer made me, and I realized how much I missed him.
- Homer: I made this when I was five. I had to do something. Your pencils were all over the place.
- Mona: Hey, it was the '60s.
- Lisa: What happened to Grandma is an outrage.
- Homer: How do you figure?
- Lisa: She was acquitted! Then they put her back in jail on a technicality!
- Homer: You're right. People should only be let out of jail on technicalities.
- Lisa: Well, they're transferring Grandma to a federal prison tomorrow. I say we hit 'em where they live with a candlelight vigil.
- Homer: Candlepin bowling? That's a great idea. We'll play right after I break your grandmother out of prison.
- Convict: I never want this trip to end. Because I'm getting executed when we stop.
