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{{qf|[[Squeaky-voiced English teen]]}} Welcome to Judi Dench's Fish & Chips. Now completely free of mad fish disease. | {{qf|[[Squeaky-voiced English teen]]}} Welcome to Judi Dench's Fish & Chips. Now completely free of mad fish disease. | ||
| − | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Fish? I | + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Fish? I dunno... I'm not really a vegetarian. |
{{qf|Squeaky voiced English teen}} Please order or Miss Dench will be furious. She'll beat us, she will. | {{qf|Squeaky voiced English teen}} Please order or Miss Dench will be furious. She'll beat us, she will. | ||
{{qf|[[Judi Dench]]}} Who are you talking to?! | {{qf|[[Judi Dench]]}} Who are you talking to?! | ||
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{{qf|Lisa}} Press the gray brick in the back of the fireplace. | {{qf|Lisa}} Press the gray brick in the back of the fireplace. | ||
| − | {{qf|Homer}} Sweet freedom, here | + | {{qf|Homer}} Sweet freedom, here I... Owww! |
{{qf|Lisa}} Put out the fire first! | {{qf|Lisa}} Put out the fire first! | ||
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{{qf|Homer}} Well Marge, you gotta admit, I've been on my best behavior this trip. | {{qf|Homer}} Well Marge, you gotta admit, I've been on my best behavior this trip. | ||
{{qf|[[Marge]]}} You punched out three people on the street. | {{qf|[[Marge]]}} You punched out three people on the street. | ||
| − | {{qf|Homer}} That was over soccer results. Can you believe they gave {{ | + | {{qf|Homer}} That was over soccer results. Can you believe they gave {{W|Ryan Giggs|Giggs}} a yellow card in the box?! |
{{qf|Marge}} Do you understand any part of what you just said? | {{qf|Marge}} Do you understand any part of what you just said? | ||
| − | {{qf|Homer}} I understood the word 'gave' | + | {{qf|Homer}} I understood the word 'gave'... unless it means something else in this country! |
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{{qf|Homer}} Marge I'll be on my best behavior. You have my word as a gentlemen and a lady. Now let's see, which rifle should I bring? | {{qf|Homer}} Marge I'll be on my best behavior. You have my word as a gentlemen and a lady. Now let's see, which rifle should I bring? | ||
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{{qf|Homer}} ''[After meeting [[Tony Blair]]]'' Wow, I can't believe we just met Mr. Bean! | {{qf|Homer}} ''[After meeting [[Tony Blair]]]'' Wow, I can't believe we just met Mr. Bean! | ||
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| − | {{qf|Lisa}} Look! It's J.K. Rowling, author of the | + | {{qf|Lisa}} Look! It's J.K. Rowling, author of the [[Harry Potter]] books! You've turned a generation of kids onto reading. |
{{qf|[[J.K. Rowling|Rowling]]}} Thank you, young muggle. | {{qf|[[J.K. Rowling|Rowling]]}} Thank you, young muggle. | ||
{{qf|Lisa}} Can you tell me what happens at the end of the series? | {{qf|Lisa}} Can you tell me what happens at the end of the series? | ||
{{qf|Rowling}} He grows up and marries you. Is that what you want to hear? | {{qf|Rowling}} He grows up and marries you. Is that what you want to hear? | ||
| − | {{qf|Lisa}} | + | {{qf|Lisa}} Yes... |
{{Season 15|Q}} | {{Season 15|Q}} | ||
{{DEFAULTSORT:Regina Monologues/Quotes}} | {{DEFAULTSORT:Regina Monologues/Quotes}} | ||
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- Snake: Um, does the bill have bank teller blood on it?
- Lisa: No, it doesn't.
- Snake: I'm sorry I wasted your time.
- Squeaky-voiced English teen: Welcome to Judi Dench's Fish & Chips. Now completely free of mad fish disease.
- Homer: Fish? I dunno... I'm not really a vegetarian.
- Squeaky voiced English teen: Please order or Miss Dench will be furious. She'll beat us, she will.
- Judi Dench: Who are you talking to?!
- Squeaky voiced English teen: No one, Mum! I swear!
- Judi Dench: I'll Mum you!!
- Squeaky voiced English teen: Ahh!... Oof!... Ow!... Oh, blimey!
- Lisa: Press the gray brick in the back of the fireplace.
- Homer: Sweet freedom, here I... Owww!
- Lisa: Put out the fire first!
- Homer: Well Marge, you gotta admit, I've been on my best behavior this trip.
- Marge: You punched out three people on the street.
- Homer: That was over soccer results. Can you believe they gave Giggs a yellow card in the box?!
- Marge: Do you understand any part of what you just said?
- Homer: I understood the word 'gave'... unless it means something else in this country!
- Homer: Marge I'll be on my best behavior. You have my word as a gentlemen and a lady. Now let's see, which rifle should I bring?
- Homer: [After meeting Tony Blair] Wow, I can't believe we just met Mr. Bean!
- Lisa: Look! It's J.K. Rowling, author of the Harry Potter books! You've turned a generation of kids onto reading.
- Rowling: Thank you, young muggle.
- Lisa: Can you tell me what happens at the end of the series?
- Rowling: He grows up and marries you. Is that what you want to hear?
- Lisa: Yes...
