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The Simpsons: Tapped Out The Springfield Jobs content update/Premium Gameplay

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Zero Mile High Club[edit]

Zero Mile High Club Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Wheels McGrath's exclamation mark:
Grampa Wheels McGrath! What are you doing in Springfield?
Tapped Out Wheels McGrath Icon.png Same thing I always do: opening a nightclub in an old abandoned airliner.
Grampa That's the American way: stick with your plan no matter how terrible.
Tapped Out Wheels McGrath Icon.png I found an old DC8 sitting in the jungle south of Springfield.
Tapped Out Wheels McGrath Icon.png Now all I have to do is carve a pathway out to it.
Task: Make Wheels McGrath Machete Around (4h)
Tapped Out Wheels McGrath Icon.png There it is. A nice wide jungle path straight to my new nightclub.
Tapped Out Wheels McGrath Icon.png I love my machete. Keeps me in shape, and my mind sharp. What do you do to stay on edge, Abe?
Grampa Nothin'! My mind's as sharp as the day I... forget who you are.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Zero Mile High Club Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Wheels McGrath's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Wheels McGrath Icon.png Almost time to open my jungle airliner nightclub. Let's go over the launch checklist.
Tapped Out Wheels McGrath Icon.png Pathway cut, check. Band hired, check. Band stiffed out of paychecks, check.
Tapped Out Wheels McGrath Icon.png Now I just have to get some booze. Only problem is, no money to buy it.
Tapped Out Wheels McGrath Icon.png Time to use the skills I learned as a world traveler... and raid some hotel room minibars.
Task: Make Wheels McGrath Raid the Minibars (8h)
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Zero Mile High Club Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Wheels McGrath's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Wheels McGrath Icon.png Welcome aboard my nightclub airplane, frequent funsters.
Tapped Out Wheels McGrath Icon.png Do not check for your nearest exit, because we'll be partying all night.
Tapped Out Wheels McGrath Icon.png Remember, Federal regulations forbid moping in the lavatories.
Tapped Out Wheels McGrath Icon.png So start the music, because it's time for you to get as high as your pilot.
Task: Make Springfielders Put Trays in Party Position [x3] (1h, The First Class Lounge)
Task: Make Wheels McGrath Party in First Class Cabin (12h, The First Class Lounge)
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Zero Mile High Club Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Wheels McGrath's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Wheels McGrath Icon.png What a great night at my airplane nightclub. The only thing that got hijacked was people's bad moods.
Tapped Out Wheels McGrath Icon.png And their credit card numbers, which I'll be selling to international criminals.
Wiggum The jig is up, McGrath! I'm coming aboard your airplane!
Wiggum Although it's a long climb up those air stairs. Any chance you could come down here?
Tapped Out Wheels McGrath Icon.png The fuzz! Time to take off -- in my night club airplane!
Task: Make Wheels McGrath Prepare to Depart (24h, The First Class Lounge)
Quest reward: Cash200 and XP20

You Are Getting Sleepy (But Keep Playing)[edit]

You Are Getting Sleepy (But Keep Playing) Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Sven Golly's exclamation mark:
Kirk Excuse me, but are you the famous hypnotist Sven Golly?
Tapped Out Sven Golly Icon.png Some call me that. Others call me "Barry".
Kirk My therapist suggested I try some hypnosis to improve my self-esteem.
Tapped Out Sven Golly Icon.png You realize that I am a cheap sideshow performer.
Kirk That's all I deserve.
Tapped Out Sven Golly Icon.png Boy, you really do have low self-esteem.
Task: Make Sven Golly Perform Cheap Tricks (12h, Master Hypnotist Tent)
Task: Make Adults Receive Career Hypnosis [x3] (4h, Master Hypnotist Tent)
Tapped Out Sven Golly Icon.png You are getting sleepy.
Kirk I'm getting sleepy.
Tapped Out Sven Golly Icon.png You will hand me your debit card and PIN.
Kirk I'm not actually hypnotized, but sure.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

You Are Getting Sleepy (But Keep Playing) Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Sven Golly's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Sven Golly Icon.png Ugh, these small-time crimes will never get me to the big time.
Tapped Out Sven Golly Icon.png Doing a cheesy Las Vegas show where I rip off tourists legally.
Kirk Hey, it's me again. Can you hypnotize me into not caring about my wife's affair?
Tapped Out Sven Golly Icon.png I'm a hypnotist, not Aladdin's genie.
Tapped Out Sven Golly Icon.png But hey, if I can help even this guy, maybe I can hypnotize myself to be more successful.
Task: Make Sven Golly Hypnotize Himself (4h)
Tapped Out Sven Golly Icon.png Wow! I've totally empowered myself with self-hypnosis.
Kirk No kidding, you charged me for the time.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

You Are Getting Sleepy (But Keep Playing) Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Sven Golly's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Sven Golly Icon.png First, I'll hypnotize the Mayor into handing me the cash from the city parking meters...
Quimby Here are the quarters, master.
Tapped Out Sven Golly Icon.png Then, I'll mesmerize Mr. Burns into handing over his jewels...
Mr. Burns Don't bother. I can't be hypnotized because my brain is mostly reptile.
Tapped Out Sven Golly Icon.png No matter! Sven Golly is going to be rich by golly.
Task: Make Sven Golly Perform Hypnosis Crimes (4h, Town Hall)
Wiggum We got you now, Sven! Hold it right there.
Tapped Out Sven Golly Icon.png Fast work, officer. Let me pull out my pocket watch to see how fast.
Wiggum Don't try anything. I'm gonna be staring at that watch going back and forth like a hawk.
Wiggum Okay, I'm... Can I please be turned into a chicken?
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

You Are Getting Sleepy (But Keep Playing) Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Sven Golly's exclamation mark:
Wiggum Aha, Sven Golly, I caught you at last! Great police work on my part.
Lou *I* caught him. You just had him hypnotize you to think you did it.
Wiggum Well, that sounds pretty smart of me Lou.
Lou You also had him hypnotize you to think that.
Wiggum I should've had him hypnotize me to forget you.
Task: Make Sven Golly Practice Prison Chess (8h, Master Hypnotist Tent)
Wiggum You beat me again, Sven Golly. But what do you expect? I'm a chicken.
Tapped Out Sven Golly Icon.png I didn't hypnotize you to think you were a chicken.
Wiggum Oh right. Guess I meant, I want to eat a chicken.
Quest reward: Cash200 and XP20

Revenge of the Calabresi's[edit]

Revenge of the Calabresi's Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Dante Calabresi Sr.'s exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Dante Calabresi Sr. Icon.png Dante, my son, it's time we taught Fat Tony and his gang a lesson.
Tapped Out Dante Calabresi Jr. Icon.png You know it, Dad. No one tries to whack us without getting a back-whacking.
Tapped Out Dante Calabresi Sr. Icon.png Let's send our regards to the Springfield wise guys in the classic, subtle Calabresi style.
Tapped Out Dante Calabresi Jr. Icon.png Right! With a helicopter attack.
Task: Make Dante Calabresi Sr. and Dante Calabresi Jr. Whack Somebody (4h, Dante Calabresi Sr.)
Fat Tony What on Earth was that racket?
Legs The Calabresis, Tony, they're back with the helicopter.
Fat Tony So it wasn't a racket, it was a whack-it!
Louie Those Calabresis got nothing on our wordplay.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Revenge of the Calabresi's Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Dante Calabresi Sr.'s exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Dante Calabresi Sr. Icon.png We failed to whack anyone with our A-whack helicopter.
Tapped Out Dante Calabresi Jr. Icon.png Maybe we need an AWACKS jet to provide airborne control.
Tapped Out Dante Calabresi Sr. Icon.png Good idea. See if you can extort one from the Air Force.
Task: Make Dante Calabresi Sr. Run the Calabresi Mafia (24h, Brown House)
Task: Make Dante Calabresi Jr. Extort the Air Force [x2] (12h, Brown House)
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Revenge of the Calabresi's Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Dante Calabresi Sr.'s exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Dante Calabresi Sr. Icon.png Son, after our recent failures to whack, I've decided the Calabresi family is going legit.
Tapped Out Dante Calabresi Jr. Icon.png Great idea, Pops. What's our legitimate business going to be?
Tapped Out Dante Calabresi Sr. Icon.png Cocktail weenies. The demand is incredible. People who eat them just look so cool.
Tapped Out Dante Calabresi Jr. Icon.png Even phone gamers?
Tapped Out Dante Calabresi Sr. Icon.png They're cocktail weenies, son, not miracle workers.
Task: Make Dante Calabresi Jr. Study Cocktail Weenies (8h)
Task: Make Dante Calabresi Sr. Smoke a Cigar (8h)
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Revenge of the Calabresi's Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Dante Calabresi Sr.'s exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Dante Calabresi Jr. Icon.png It's no good, Pops. I can't figure out the secret of the cocktail weenie.
Tapped Out Dante Calabresi Jr. Icon.png They're so tiny but with such a punch... like sausage Tom Cruises.
Tapped Out Dante Calabresi Sr. Icon.png *Sigh* I hoped you wouldn't have to be a mobster.
Tapped Out Dante Calabresi Sr. Icon.png I hoped maybe you could be a doctor, a senator, or even a judge on that idol show they keep rebooting.
Tapped Out Dante Calabresi Sr. Icon.png But at least now we get to keep whacking people!
Task: Make Dante Calabresi Sr. and Dante Calabresi Jr. Whack Somebody (4h)
Quest reward: Cash200 and XP20

Colo-See 'Em Fight[edit]

After buying Colosseum:
Lisa This replica of the Roman Colosseum is amazing!
Cecil Terwilliger Thank you, Lisa. It's accurate right down to the sewer grate that they slopped gladiator guts through.
Lisa Sometimes I wish people remembered that I'm an eight year old.
Task: Make Lisa Visit the Colosseum (4h, Colosseum)
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pompeii It Forward[edit]

After buying Pompeii Ruins:
Bart Let me guess. Another historically accurate landmark.
Lisa You should be excited! We can learn all about the intersection between public and private life in the late Roman Republic.
Bart Yawn.
Lisa You can see mummies who were buried in lava.
Bart What are we waiting for? Let's go learn things!
Task: Make Lisa Study History (4h, Pompeii Ruins)
Task: Make Bart Read Ancient Graffiti (4h, Pompeii Ruins)
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Give 'Em Enough Pope[edit]

Give 'Em Enough Pope Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Pope's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Pope Icon.png Springfield, my greatest challenge. Home to evil, debauchery, and worst of all, a ton of birth control.
Homer If you knew our kids, you wouldn't blame us for that last one.
Tapped Out Pope Icon.png I'm here to restore faith and duty to this wicked town.
Homer We're not interested in your stodgy, old-time religion, buddy.
Tapped Out Pope Icon.png And you won't get it. Because I'm the cool young pope!
Task: Make Pope Be Young And Cool (8h)
Homer Whoa, that's the coolest dude wearing white I've ever seen.
Homer Except for that southern gentleman on the buckets of fried chicken.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Give 'Em Enough Pope Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Pope's exclamation mark:
Bart Your Holiness, as one cool dude to another, wanna hang out?
Bart Maybe you can teach me about your religion. 'Cause Reverend Lovejoy is doing nothing for me.
Rev. Lovejoy It's not my fault I can't be cool and wear sunglasses. I have an easily irritated nose bridge.
Tapped Out Pope Icon.png I'll be delighted to teach you, Bart. Young men like you are the greatest hope for the future.
Homer Wouldn't want to be you, future.
Task: Make the Pope Teach Bart (4h, St. Paul's Basilica)
Task: Make Bart Learn the Catholic Catechism (4h, St. Paul's Basilica)
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Give 'Em Enough Pope Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Pope's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Pope Icon.png Bart, I'm surprised. I thought you were eager to become a Catholic, but you're barely studying.
Bart Maybe if you revived my interest with something cool.
Tapped Out Pope Icon.png You mean, like the story of Saint Ursula and her martyrdom.
Bart I was thinking more like a ride in the pope mobile.
Tapped Out Pope Icon - Eyeroll.png *sigh* Fine.
Task: Make Pope Ride the Pope Mobile (4h)
Task: Make Bart Tag Along With the Pope (4h, St. Paul's Basilica)
Tapped Out Pope Icon.png Bart, what are you doing? Get your hands off the pope mobile steering wheel.
Bart Sorry, but this thing is armor-plated and supercharged.
Bart The perfect thing to run over Skinner's car.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Give 'Em Enough Pope Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Pope's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Pope Icon.png Bart, you were just tricking me so you could get your hands on my pope mobile and run over your principal's car.
Bart Don't feel bad. It's not like you're infallible or something.
Tapped Out Pope Icon.png I give up. I cannot beat Springfield.
Wiggum And if you can't beat 'em, excommunicate 'em.
Task: Make Pope Excommunicate Springfielders (4h, St. Paul's Basilica)
Quest reward: Cash200 and XP20

Battle of the Quick Wit Brits[edit]

Battle of the Quick Wit Brits Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Geoffrey Chaucer's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Geoffrey Chaucer Icon.png Good lord, by some magic we have returned to walk the world.
Tapped Out Oscar Wilde Icon.png You can walk. I'm going to flit about like an irritating angel.
Tapped Out Geoffrey Chaucer Icon.png Well, time to get Middle English on someone's ass. Care to join me in a haunting?
Tapped Out Oscar Wilde Icon.png Good idea. I'll start by saying some of my most haunting epigrams.
Task: Make Geoffrey Chaucer Haunt Tourists (4h, Westminster Abbey)
Task: Make Oscar Wilde Confuse Tourists With Quotes (4h, Westminster Abbey)
Task: Make Springfielders Tour Westminster Abbey [x3] (1h, Westminster Abbey)
Tapped Out Oscar Wilde Icon.png We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.
Barney You saying I can't do both? I'll show ya!
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Battle of the Quick Wit Brits Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Geoffrey Chaucer's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Oscar Wilde Icon.png Chaucer, what in the Westminster Abbey happened to your clothes?
Tapped Out Geoffrey Chaucer Icon.png I'll just say this: never play strip poker with the ghost of Shakespeare.
Tapped Out Oscar Wilde Icon.png You should know better than to gamble with that hack. That's how he got hold of Francis Bacon's plays.
Tapped Out Oscar Wilde Icon.png Now if you'll excuse me, I am going to seek inspiration for my writing.
Tapped Out Geoffrey Chaucer Icon.png I'm going to walk around town and see if I can find a ghoul who'll lend me some money.
Task: Make Geoffrey Chaucer Search for Money (8h)
Task: Make Oscar Wilde Let Springfield Inspire Him (8h)
Tapped Out Oscar Wilde Icon.png The only thing this town inspires me to do is throw up.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Battle of the Quick Wit Brits Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Geoffrey Chaucer's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Geoffrey Chaucer Icon.png Oscar Wilde, you bon mot spouting baboon, come over here and give me a kiss.
Tapped Out Oscar Wilde Icon.png You're drunk, Chaucer, you disgusting oaf!
Tapped Out Geoffrey Chaucer Icon.png Am not. I was floating around town and I got caught in a cloud of whatever Otto is smoking.
Tapped Out Geoffrey Chaucer Icon.png And no one calls me an oaf except King Richard II!
Task: Make Geoffrey Chaucer Battle a Brit (4h, Geoffrey Chaucer)
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Battle of the Quick Wit Brits Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Oscar Wilde's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Oscar Wilde Icon.png Let's not fight, Chaucer. After all, we're both trapped for eternity in this uncomfortable corner of a drafty cathedral.
Tapped Out Geoffrey Chaucer Icon.png Yes, let's focus on something we both love: blurring photographs taken by American tourists.
Tapped Out Oscar Wilde Icon.png I shouldn't but... I can resist everything but temptation!
Cletus Hey, whats this blurry thing-a-ma-ghost doing in ma clickety-look?
Task: Make Oscar Wilde and Geoffrey Chaucer Harass Tourists (4h, Westminster Abbey)
Task: Make Cletus Fiddle With His Camera (4h, Westminster Abbey)
Quest reward: Cash200 and XP20

Bucking-Spam Malice[edit]

After buying Buckingham Palace:
Lisa Finally! This town has a spectacular royal residence.
Homer Mmm, Bucking-ham sandwich.
Task: Make Lisa Watch the Changing of the Guard (4h, Buckingham Palace)
Task: Make Homer Salivate (4h, Buckingham Palace)
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Jack the Ripper Promotion[edit]

After tapping on Gil's Gil Hat.pngHat mark:
Gil I had a great idea: I borrowed Professor Frink's time machine.
Gil Figured I'd go back in time, give myself some advice, and stock tips, really turn my life around.
Gil But I fell off the bike around 2008... had to live through the great recession all over again. Bad times.
Gil Then a fella called Jack the Ripper found the bike in the past, and used it to come back to the present.
Gil And now I can't wait to get rid of him. Before he gets rid of me!
Jack the Ripper Promo.png
On offer accepted:
Gil Whew, Ol' Gil dodged a bullet that time.
Gil Well, more like a butcher knife, actually.
On offer declined:
Gil Well, that's it for Ol' Gil. Not just financially this time, but mortally.
Gil On the plus side, at least I won't live long enough to go bankrupt.

The Time Traveler's Knife[edit]

The Time Traveler's Knife Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Jack the Ripper's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Jack the Ripper Icon.png The future is amazing.
Tapped Out Jack the Ripper Icon.png They found a way to make it even more filth-ridden and depressing than nineteenth century London.
Lenny Naw, that's just Springfield... voted "Most Squalid Town in America" twenty-nine years running.
Tapped Out Jack the Ripper Icon.png And what part of town is most full of innocent, unsuspecting victims?
Lenny That would be Evergreen Terrace. Follow me and I'll show you!
Task: Make Jack the Ripper Stalk Prey (4h)
Brockman Breaking news... Lenny Leonard has been brutally attacked. Our cameras caught his last moments.
Wiggum Who did this to you Lenny?
Lenny It was... Hey, am I on camera? Hi Mom!
Lenny Aaarghhh.
Wiggum Okay, the killer's name is "Aaarghhh".
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

The Time Traveler's Knife Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Jack the Ripper's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Jack the Ripper Icon.png I'm having a bad day.
Tapped Out Jack the Ripper Icon.png There I was about to brutally kill Lenny when he tripped on a sprinkler hose, falling on a shovel that cut his own throat.
Tapped Out Jack the Ripper Icon.png I didn't even get my name in the papers. Very frustrating.
Tapped Out Jack the Ripper Icon.png Well, if at first you don't succeed, rip, rip again.
Task: Make Jack the Ripper Stalk Prey (4h)
Tapped Out Jack the Ripper Icon.png A note?! On the person I was going to kill?!
Tapped Out Jack the Ripper Icon.png "Stay out of my town. – S.S."
Tapped Out Jack the Ripper Icon.png I hate you, whoever you are. But heck, I respect you.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

The Time Traveler's Knife Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Jack the Ripper's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Jack the Ripper Icon.png I found another potential victim, but this one is also already dead.
Hans Moleman I'm not dead. I'm just very, very slow.
Tapped Out Jack the Ripper Icon.png Well, I am a murderous killer from beyond time. Aren't you terrified?
Hans Moleman Not really. We already have a serial killer, the Springfield Strangler.
Tapped Out Jack the Ripper Icon.png This town isn't big enough for two of us! The Springfield Strangler must die!
Task: Make Jack the Ripper Search for the Springfield Strangler (8h)
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

The Time Traveler's Knife Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Jack the Ripper's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Jack the Ripper Icon.png My search for the Springfield Strangler has been a bust the size of Queen Victoria's knockers.
Tapped Out Jack the Ripper Icon.png Time for a break. Little girl, where is the nearest music hall or brass band gazebo?
Lisa Well, there's a bowling alley with karaoke.
Tapped Out Jack the Ripper Icon.png No music hall?! I'm so frustrated I could disembowel someone!
Lisa Excuse me?
Tapped Out Jack the Ripper Icon.png Er, I mean, I just love theater.
Task: Make Jack the Ripper Miss Victorian Entertainment (12h, Scotland Yard)
Task: Make Lisa Visit Scotland Yard (4h, Scotland Yard)
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

The Time Traveler's Knife Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Jack the Ripper's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Jack the Ripper Icon.png I am going back to visit my own time and place.
Tapped Out Jack the Ripper Icon.png I miss the food, the music, the goiters, the occasional outbreaks of cholera.
Tapped Out Jack the Ripper Icon.png But before I go, I'm going to stab the ugliest man in town.
Moe It's going to be another bad day for Moe.
Task: Make Jack the Ripper Chase the Strangler Through Time (24h, Scotland Yard)
Task: Make Citizens Live in Fear (4h, Homes)
Quest reward: Cash200 and XP20

Trickle up Economics[edit]

Trickle up Economics Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Arthur Fortune's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Arthur Fortune Icon.png Once upon a time, my megastores were the most popular places in the world.
Tapped Out Arthur Fortune Icon.png People came to buy music, drink coffee, and fall in love.
Tapped Out Arthur Fortune Icon.png Then along came a certain on-line retailer, and sayonara megastores.
Tapped Out Arthur Fortune Icon.png At least I hold the record for climbing Mt. Kilimanjaro while doing a handstand.
Task: Make Arthur Fortune Miss His Megastores (1h, Fortune Megastore)
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Trickle up Economics Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Arthur Fortune's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Arthur Fortune Icon.png I refuse to surrender to the internet. I love opening megastores, even if no one ever goes into them anymore.
Tapped Out Arthur Fortune Icon.png And if I'm opening a new megastore, I need to do a huge over-the-top stunt to promote it.
Tapped Out Arthur Fortune Icon.png I need some ideas from someone who's not afraid to have me take a few risks.
Bart Did someone mention total disregard for your personal safety?
Task: Make Arthur Fortune Workshop Next Personal Achievement (12h, Fortune Megastore)
Task: Make Bart Suggest Very Risky Stunts (4h, Fortune Megastore)
Tapped Out Arthur Fortune Icon.png Pack my bags, I've got a hippopotamus to tame. The child has spoken.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Trickle up Economics Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Arthur Fortune's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Arthur Fortune Icon.png Today I open my newest Megastore.
Tapped Out Arthur Fortune Icon.png It's an almost certain money loser, but so what?
Homer I'll promote it by handing out free money -- an absolutely guaranteed money loss.
Task: Make Arthur Fortune Hand Out Dollars (8h, Fortune Megastore)
Task: Make Homer Get in Line Multiple Times (4h, Fortune Megastore)
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Trickle up Economics Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Arthur Fortune's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Arthur Fortune Icon.png I love giving away money. Here, have some more.
Homer Well, it's a lot to carry, but anything for a friend.
Bart Pfft. I thought you were a thrill seeker. What's dangerous about throwing cash off a building?
Tapped Out Arthur Fortune Icon.png Once again, I shall listen to a dangerous child and make it rain cash.
Task: Make Arthur Fortune Give Dollars for Everyone (4h, Fortune Megastore)
Task: Make Arthur Fortune Plan Another Megastore (1h, Fortune Megastore)
Quest reward: Cash200 and XP20

Nobody's Home[edit]

Nobody's Home Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Guy Incognito's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Guy Incognito Icon.png Greetings, Springfield. Guy Incognito here, in search of a quaff of tasty ale.
Tapped Out Guy Incognito Icon.png I seek a delightful saloon, run by a friendly tavern-keeper.
Moe Hey, don't forget the undelightful hellholes run by psychotic loners.
Moe Plus, Moe's now has a working bathroom.
Moe It's down the street in the public park, but I'll hand you a roll of toilet paper.
Task: Make Guy Incognito Seek Beverages (4h)
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Nobody's Home Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Guy Incognito's exclamation mark:
Mr. Burns Smithers, there's a likely-looking fellow to hire at the plant.
Smithers I'm pretty sure that's just Homer Simpson in a disguise.
Mr. Burns Nonsense. Look at that rakish mustache and trendy bowler hat -- clearly he's a man of distinction.
Tapped Out Guy Incognito Icon.png Is there beer at this nuclear plant?
Lenny Oh, yeah.
Task: Make Guy Incognito Work at the Nuclear Plant (12h, Control Building)
Homer Hey, look... I don't have to go to work. I'm already at the nuclear plant.
Moe Aren't you curious about someone who's your exact double?
Homer When you grow up you'll learn that the secret to a successful career is never questioning your exact double.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Nobody's Home Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Guy Incognito's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Guy Incognito Icon.png Everyone keeps saying I'm just like some oaf named "Homer Simpson".
Tapped Out Guy Incognito Icon.png Which is ridiculous, because I'm determined and focused on my task and...
Tapped Out Guy Incognito Icon.png I say, that dog has a puffy tail! Get it!
Task: Make Guy Incognito Chase a Puffy Tail (8h)
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Nobody's Home Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Guy Incognito's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Guy Incognito Icon.png That puffy-tailed dog was delightful, but my fingers are exhausted from all the petting.
Tapped Out Guy Incognito Icon.png Time for some finger calisthenics!
Homer And then a beer?
Tapped Out Guy Incognito Icon.png Excellent idea, my good doppelganger.
Task: Reach Level 15 and Build Moe's Tavern
Task: Make Guy Incognito Do Finger Stretches (1h, The Nag and Weasel)
Task: Make Homer Seek Beverages (4h, Moe's Tavern)
Moe Whaaa??? Two Homers? One of them with a mustache and hat.
Moe I can throw them both out, try to figure out what's going on, or just pretend nothing is wrong and sell them beer.
Tapped Out Guy Incognito Icon.png I barely know you, but I've got a pretty good guess which way you'll go.
Quest reward: Cash200 and XP20

The London Spy[edit]

After buying Giant Ferris Wheel:
Milhouse How come this Ferris wheel isn't moving?
Bart My dad got on the bottom car.
Bart There isn't a Ferris wheel in the world big enough to turn with him on it.
Task: Tap Giant Ferris Wheel
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

South Beach Suave[edit]

South Beach Suave Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Raoul's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Raoul Icon.png Abe Simpson, my good friend, so good to see you!
Grampa Raoul, you South Beach lounge lizard! What are you doing here instead of Miami?
Tapped Out Raoul Icon.png The times and the tides are changing. Literally, the rising oceans flooded my condo.
Grampa That'll never happen here. We keep the water off the beach with giant piles of trash.
Task: Make Raoul Scout Out the Beach (24h, Raoul's Penthouse)
Tapped Out Raoul Icon.png There certainly are some repugnant piles of filth on this beach.
Moe Why are you looking at me when you say that?
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

South Beach Suave Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Raoul's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Raoul Icon.png The Springfield beach is not for me, Abe. Nor for anyone who is not a professional trash picker.
Grampa So come hang out at the Retirement Castle. We've got some lovely wrinklettes who'd love to meet an eligible hottie like you.
Grampa Here, take a look through our latest resident directory.
Tapped Out Raoul Icon.png Well, if I must.
Task: Make Raoul Be Disgusted by Women (4h)
Grampa You didn't like any of the gals? Not even Bertha Hagenstraupper, the belle of the Alzheimers Ward?
Tapped Out Raoul Icon.png As I told you last time we met, women aren't exactly my thing.
Grampa Big deal. At my age, NOTHING is my thing.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

South Beach Suave Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Raoul's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Raoul Icon.png This town is no place for a stylish playboy of uncertain nationality.
Tapped Out Raoul Icon.png There is no Cuban cigar store, no place for a café con leche, and nobody else wearing flowery shirts with parrots.
Tapped Out Raoul Icon.png There's only one thing to do. Play ukulele in my apartment. Care to join me Abe?
Grampa You bet! I love ukelele! Met her in the war and boy was she a great kisser.
Task: Make Raoul Play Ukelele (12h, Raoul's Penthouse)
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

South Beach Suave Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Raoul's exclamation mark:
Grampa Don't you miss your Miami penthouse condo, Raoul?
Tapped Out Raoul Icon.png Oh, I bought a penthouse condo here from Mr. Burns.
Tapped Out Raoul Icon.png It comes with trap door that drops you thirty-seven stories.
Task: Make Raoul Lounge Atop Penthouse (8h, Raoul's Penthouse)
Quest reward: Cash200 and XP20

Mono on the Beach[edit]

After buying Smooches on the Beach:
Dr. Hibbert Be careful who you kiss. This hotel is swimming in mononucleosis.
Task: Make Springfielders Enjoy a Romantic Brunch [x3] (4h, Smooches on the Beach)
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Swelldorado[edit]

After buying Swelldorado:
Marge Finally, a night off without the kids.
Homer Unless they torture our secret location out of Grampa.
Grampa Yep, I'll spill the beans if someone sneezes at me.
Task: Make Homer and Marge Enjoy a Night Alone (4h, Swelldorado)
Task: Make Lisa and Bart Ruin Their Parent's Night (4h, Swelldorado)
Lisa You can't leave us alone at home!
Bart Who'll check for monsters under our beds? Grampa? The man can barely bend over.
Marge How did you know we were here, anyway?
Lisa We just followed the objective.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Mexican Duffman[edit]

Mexican Duffman Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Mexican Duffman's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Mexican Duffman Icon.png El Duffman Mexicano esta aqui por una fiesta grande de Cerveza Duff. ¡Ay si!
Homer What's the difference between Mexican Duff and U.S. Duff?
Moe You know how Mexican colas are made with real sugar while American colas are made with corn syrup?
Moe Well, Mexican Duff is made with real hops, and U.S. Duff is made with real nothing.
Duffman Oh yeah!
Tapped Out Mexican Duffman Icon.png ¡Ay si!
Task: Reach Level 15 and Build Moe's Tavern
Task: Make Mexican Duffman Fiesta at Moe's (4h, Moe's Tavern)
Task: Make Duffman Go Off-Duty at Moe's (4h, Moe's Tavern)
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Mexican Duffman Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Mexican Duffman's exclamation mark:
Helen Lovejoy Another foreign Duff in town? We're still recovering from Jamaican Duff.
Skinner I cracked three vertebrae trying to limbo.
Agnes Don't blame Jamaican Duffman. Who could've guessed you had a spine?
Lady Duff Presenting "Duff Michelada", the perfect drink for the Miche-ladies. A delicious blend of tomato, spices...
Moe And, unfortunately, Duff.
Task: Make Mexican Duffman Blend Duff Michelada (8h)
Task: Make Women Enjoy a Fiesta at Moe's [x3] (4h, Moe's Tavern)
If the user has Lady Duff: Task: Make Lady Duff Party at Moe's (12h, Moe's Tavern)
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Mexican Duffman Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Mexican Duffman's exclamation mark:
Duffman Mexican Duffman, we have a problem!
Duffman American men love your free-spirited cerveza, and American women love your macho style.
Duffman You're taking my job, just like a typical immigrant!
Duffman I'm not going to take it. Oh yeah! Not!
Task: Make Duffman Have a Pelvic Thrust Off With Mexican Duffman (4h, Moe's Tavern)
Task: Make Mexican Duffman Have a Pelvic Thrust Off With Duffman (4h, Moe's Tavern)
Task: Make Adults Enjoy a Duffman Battle at Moe's [x3] (4h, Moe's Tavern)
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Mexican Duffman Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Mexican Duffman's exclamation mark:
Moe Duffman, please, you don't have to fight Mexican Duffman just because he's an immigrant.
Moe There's work enough for both of you in this great country.
Moe If there's one thing America will never run out of, it's drunks.
Task: Make Duffman Accept Immigrants (4h, Moe's Tavern)
Task: Make Mexican Duffman Siesta at the Brewery (12h, Duff Brewery)
Quest reward: Cash200 and XP20