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Zero Mile High Club[edit]
Zero Mile High Club Pt. 1[edit]
After tapping on Wheels McGrath's exclamation mark:
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Wheels McGrath! What are you doing in Springfield?
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Same thing I always do: opening a nightclub in an old abandoned airliner.
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That's the American way: stick with your plan no matter how terrible.
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I found an old DC8 sitting in the jungle south of Springfield.
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Now all I have to do is carve a pathway out to it.
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Task: Make Wheels McGrath Machete Around (4h)
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There it is. A nice wide jungle path straight to my new nightclub.
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I love my machete. Keeps me in shape, and my mind sharp. What do you do to stay on edge, Abe?
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Nothin'! My mind's as sharp as the day I... forget who you are.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Zero Mile High Club Pt. 2[edit]
After tapping on Wheels McGrath's exclamation mark:
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Almost time to open my jungle airliner nightclub. Let's go over the launch checklist.
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Pathway cut, check. Band hired, check. Band stiffed out of paychecks, check.
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Now I just have to get some booze. Only problem is, no money to buy it.
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Time to use the skills I learned as a world traveler... and raid some hotel room minibars.
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Task: Make Wheels McGrath Raid the Minibars (8h) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Zero Mile High Club Pt. 3[edit]
After tapping on Wheels McGrath's exclamation mark:
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Welcome aboard my nightclub airplane, frequent funsters.
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Do not check for your nearest exit, because we'll be partying all night.
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Remember, Federal regulations forbid moping in the lavatories.
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So start the music, because it's time for you to get as high as your pilot.
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Task: Make Springfielders Put Trays in Party Position [x3] (1h, The First Class Lounge) Task: Make Wheels McGrath Party in First Class Cabin (12h, The First Class Lounge) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Zero Mile High Club Pt. 4[edit]
After tapping on Wheels McGrath's exclamation mark:
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What a great night at my airplane nightclub. The only thing that got hijacked was people's bad moods.
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And their credit card numbers, which I'll be selling to international criminals.
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The jig is up, McGrath! I'm coming aboard your airplane!
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Although it's a long climb up those air stairs. Any chance you could come down here?
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The fuzz! Time to take off -- in my night club airplane!
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Task: Make Wheels McGrath Prepare to Depart (24h, The First Class Lounge) Quest reward: 200 and 20
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You Are Getting Sleepy (But Keep Playing)[edit]
You Are Getting Sleepy (But Keep Playing) Pt. 1[edit]
After tapping on Sven Golly's exclamation mark:
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Excuse me, but are you the famous hypnotist Sven Golly?
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Some call me that. Others call me "Barry".
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My therapist suggested I try some hypnosis to improve my self-esteem.
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You realize that I am a cheap sideshow performer.
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That's all I deserve.
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Boy, you really do have low self-esteem.
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Task: Make Sven Golly Perform Cheap Tricks (12h, Master Hypnotist Tent) Task: Make Adults Receive Career Hypnosis [x3] (4h, Master Hypnotist Tent)
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You are getting sleepy.
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I'm getting sleepy.
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You will hand me your debit card and PIN.
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I'm not actually hypnotized, but sure.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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You Are Getting Sleepy (But Keep Playing) Pt. 2[edit]
After tapping on Sven Golly's exclamation mark:
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Ugh, these small-time crimes will never get me to the big time.
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Doing a cheesy Las Vegas show where I rip off tourists legally.
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Hey, it's me again. Can you hypnotize me into not caring about my wife's affair?
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I'm a hypnotist, not Aladdin's genie.
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But hey, if I can help even this guy, maybe I can hypnotize myself to be more successful.
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Task: Make Sven Golly Hypnotize Himself (4h)
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Wow! I've totally empowered myself with self-hypnosis.
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No kidding, you charged me for the time.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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You Are Getting Sleepy (But Keep Playing) Pt. 3[edit]
After tapping on Sven Golly's exclamation mark:
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First, I'll hypnotize the Mayor into handing me the cash from the city parking meters...
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Here are the quarters, master.
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Then, I'll mesmerize Mr. Burns into handing over his jewels...
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Don't bother. I can't be hypnotized because my brain is mostly reptile.
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No matter! Sven Golly is going to be rich by golly.
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Task: Make Sven Golly Perform Hypnosis Crimes (4h, Town Hall)
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We got you now, Sven! Hold it right there.
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Fast work, officer. Let me pull out my pocket watch to see how fast.
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Don't try anything. I'm gonna be staring at that watch going back and forth like a hawk.
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Okay, I'm... Can I please be turned into a chicken?
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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You Are Getting Sleepy (But Keep Playing) Pt. 4[edit]
After tapping on Sven Golly's exclamation mark:
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Aha, Sven Golly, I caught you at last! Great police work on my part.
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*I* caught him. You just had him hypnotize you to think you did it.
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Well, that sounds pretty smart of me Lou.
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You also had him hypnotize you to think that.
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I should've had him hypnotize me to forget you.
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Task: Make Sven Golly Practice Prison Chess (8h, Master Hypnotist Tent)
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You beat me again, Sven Golly. But what do you expect? I'm a chicken.
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I didn't hypnotize you to think you were a chicken.
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Oh right. Guess I meant, I want to eat a chicken.
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Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Revenge of the Calabresi's[edit]
Revenge of the Calabresi's Pt. 1[edit]
After tapping on Dante Calabresi Sr.'s exclamation mark:
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Dante, my son, it's time we taught Fat Tony and his gang a lesson.
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You know it, Dad. No one tries to whack us without getting a back-whacking.
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Let's send our regards to the Springfield wise guys in the classic, subtle Calabresi style.
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Right! With a helicopter attack.
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Task: Make Dante Calabresi Sr. and Dante Calabresi Jr. Whack Somebody (4h, Dante Calabresi Sr.)
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What on Earth was that racket?
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The Calabresis, Tony, they're back with the helicopter.
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So it wasn't a racket, it was a whack-it!
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Those Calabresis got nothing on our wordplay.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Revenge of the Calabresi's Pt. 2[edit]
After tapping on Dante Calabresi Sr.'s exclamation mark:
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We failed to whack anyone with our A-whack helicopter.
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Maybe we need an AWACKS jet to provide airborne control.
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Good idea. See if you can extort one from the Air Force.
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Task: Make Dante Calabresi Sr. Run the Calabresi Mafia (24h, Brown House) Task: Make Dante Calabresi Jr. Extort the Air Force [x2] (12h, Brown House) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Revenge of the Calabresi's Pt. 3[edit]
After tapping on Dante Calabresi Sr.'s exclamation mark:
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Son, after our recent failures to whack, I've decided the Calabresi family is going legit.
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Great idea, Pops. What's our legitimate business going to be?
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Cocktail weenies. The demand is incredible. People who eat them just look so cool.
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Even phone gamers?
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They're cocktail weenies, son, not miracle workers.
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Task: Make Dante Calabresi Jr. Study Cocktail Weenies (8h) Task: Make Dante Calabresi Sr. Smoke a Cigar (8h) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Revenge of the Calabresi's Pt. 4[edit]
After tapping on Dante Calabresi Sr.'s exclamation mark:
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It's no good, Pops. I can't figure out the secret of the cocktail weenie.
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They're so tiny but with such a punch... like sausage Tom Cruises.
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*Sigh* I hoped you wouldn't have to be a mobster.
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I hoped maybe you could be a doctor, a senator, or even a judge on that idol show they keep rebooting.
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But at least now we get to keep whacking people!
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Task: Make Dante Calabresi Sr. and Dante Calabresi Jr. Whack Somebody (4h) Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Colo-See 'Em Fight[edit]
After buying Colosseum:
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This replica of the Roman Colosseum is amazing!
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Thank you, Lisa. It's accurate right down to the sewer grate that they slopped gladiator guts through.
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Sometimes I wish people remembered that I'm an eight year old.
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Task: Make Lisa Visit the Colosseum (4h, Colosseum) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pompeii It Forward[edit]
After buying Pompeii Ruins:
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Let me guess. Another historically accurate landmark.
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You should be excited! We can learn all about the intersection between public and private life in the late Roman Republic.
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Yawn.
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You can see mummies who were buried in lava.
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What are we waiting for? Let's go learn things!
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Task: Make Lisa Study History (4h, Pompeii Ruins) Task: Make Bart Read Ancient Graffiti (4h, Pompeii Ruins) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Give 'Em Enough Pope[edit]
Give 'Em Enough Pope Pt. 1[edit]
After tapping on Pope's exclamation mark:
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Springfield, my greatest challenge. Home to evil, debauchery, and worst of all, a ton of birth control.
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If you knew our kids, you wouldn't blame us for that last one.
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I'm here to restore faith and duty to this wicked town.
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We're not interested in your stodgy, old-time religion, buddy.
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And you won't get it. Because I'm the cool young pope!
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Task: Make Pope Be Young And Cool (8h)
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Whoa, that's the coolest dude wearing white I've ever seen.
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Except for that southern gentleman on the buckets of fried chicken.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Give 'Em Enough Pope Pt. 2[edit]
After tapping on Pope's exclamation mark:
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Your Holiness, as one cool dude to another, wanna hang out?
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Maybe you can teach me about your religion. 'Cause Reverend Lovejoy is doing nothing for me.
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It's not my fault I can't be cool and wear sunglasses. I have an easily irritated nose bridge.
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I'll be delighted to teach you, Bart. Young men like you are the greatest hope for the future.
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Wouldn't want to be you, future.
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Task: Make the Pope Teach Bart (4h, St. Paul's Basilica) Task: Make Bart Learn the Catholic Catechism (4h, St. Paul's Basilica) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Give 'Em Enough Pope Pt. 3[edit]
After tapping on Pope's exclamation mark:
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Bart, I'm surprised. I thought you were eager to become a Catholic, but you're barely studying.
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Maybe if you revived my interest with something cool.
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You mean, like the story of Saint Ursula and her martyrdom.
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I was thinking more like a ride in the pope mobile.
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*sigh* Fine.
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Task: Make Pope Ride the Pope Mobile (4h) Task: Make Bart Tag Along With the Pope (4h, St. Paul's Basilica)
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Bart, what are you doing? Get your hands off the pope mobile steering wheel.
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Sorry, but this thing is armor-plated and supercharged.
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The perfect thing to run over Skinner's car.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Give 'Em Enough Pope Pt. 4[edit]
After tapping on Pope's exclamation mark:
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Bart, you were just tricking me so you could get your hands on my pope mobile and run over your principal's car.
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Don't feel bad. It's not like you're infallible or something.
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I give up. I cannot beat Springfield.
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And if you can't beat 'em, excommunicate 'em.
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Task: Make Pope Excommunicate Springfielders (4h, St. Paul's Basilica) Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Battle of the Quick Wit Brits[edit]
Battle of the Quick Wit Brits Pt. 1[edit]
After tapping on Geoffrey Chaucer's exclamation mark:
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Good lord, by some magic we have returned to walk the world.
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You can walk. I'm going to flit about like an irritating angel.
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Well, time to get Middle English on someone's ass. Care to join me in a haunting?
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Good idea. I'll start by saying some of my most haunting epigrams.
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Task: Make Geoffrey Chaucer Haunt Tourists (4h, Westminster Abbey) Task: Make Oscar Wilde Confuse Tourists With Quotes (4h, Westminster Abbey) Task: Make Springfielders Tour Westminster Abbey [x3] (1h, Westminster Abbey)
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We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.
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You saying I can't do both? I'll show ya!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Battle of the Quick Wit Brits Pt. 2[edit]
After tapping on Geoffrey Chaucer's exclamation mark:
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Chaucer, what in the Westminster Abbey happened to your clothes?
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I'll just say this: never play strip poker with the ghost of Shakespeare.
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You should know better than to gamble with that hack. That's how he got hold of Francis Bacon's plays.
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Now if you'll excuse me, I am going to seek inspiration for my writing.
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I'm going to walk around town and see if I can find a ghoul who'll lend me some money.
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Task: Make Geoffrey Chaucer Search for Money (8h) Task: Make Oscar Wilde Let Springfield Inspire Him (8h)
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The only thing this town inspires me to do is throw up.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Battle of the Quick Wit Brits Pt. 3[edit]
After tapping on Geoffrey Chaucer's exclamation mark:
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Oscar Wilde, you bon mot spouting baboon, come over here and give me a kiss.
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You're drunk, Chaucer, you disgusting oaf!
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Am not. I was floating around town and I got caught in a cloud of whatever Otto is smoking.
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And no one calls me an oaf except King Richard II!
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Task: Make Geoffrey Chaucer Battle a Brit (4h, Geoffrey Chaucer) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Battle of the Quick Wit Brits Pt. 4[edit]
After tapping on Oscar Wilde's exclamation mark:
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Let's not fight, Chaucer. After all, we're both trapped for eternity in this uncomfortable corner of a drafty cathedral.
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Yes, let's focus on something we both love: blurring photographs taken by American tourists.
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I shouldn't but... I can resist everything but temptation!
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Hey, whats this blurry thing-a-ma-ghost doing in ma clickety-look?
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Task: Make Oscar Wilde and Geoffrey Chaucer Harass Tourists (4h, Westminster Abbey) Task: Make Cletus Fiddle With His Camera (4h, Westminster Abbey) Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Bucking-Spam Malice[edit]
After buying Buckingham Palace:
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Finally! This town has a spectacular royal residence.
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Mmm, Bucking-ham sandwich.
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Task: Make Lisa Watch the Changing of the Guard (4h, Buckingham Palace) Task: Make Homer Salivate (4h, Buckingham Palace) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Jack the Ripper Promotion[edit]
After tapping on Gil's Hat mark:
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I had a great idea: I borrowed Professor Frink's time machine.
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Figured I'd go back in time, give myself some advice, and stock tips, really turn my life around.
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But I fell off the bike around 2008... had to live through the great recession all over again. Bad times.
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Then a fella called Jack the Ripper found the bike in the past, and used it to come back to the present.
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And now I can't wait to get rid of him. Before he gets rid of me!
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On offer accepted:
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Whew, Ol' Gil dodged a bullet that time.
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Well, more like a butcher knife, actually.
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On offer declined:
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Well, that's it for Ol' Gil. Not just financially this time, but mortally.
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On the plus side, at least I won't live long enough to go bankrupt.
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The Time Traveler's Knife[edit]
The Time Traveler's Knife Pt. 1[edit]
After tapping on Jack the Ripper's exclamation mark:
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The future is amazing.
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They found a way to make it even more filth-ridden and depressing than nineteenth century London.
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Naw, that's just Springfield... voted "Most Squalid Town in America" twenty-nine years running.
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And what part of town is most full of innocent, unsuspecting victims?
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That would be Evergreen Terrace. Follow me and I'll show you!
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Task: Make Jack the Ripper Stalk Prey (4h)
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Breaking news... Lenny Leonard has been brutally attacked. Our cameras caught his last moments.
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Who did this to you Lenny?
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It was... Hey, am I on camera? Hi Mom!
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Aaarghhh.
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Okay, the killer's name is "Aaarghhh".
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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The Time Traveler's Knife Pt. 2[edit]
After tapping on Jack the Ripper's exclamation mark:
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I'm having a bad day.
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There I was about to brutally kill Lenny when he tripped on a sprinkler hose, falling on a shovel that cut his own throat.
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I didn't even get my name in the papers. Very frustrating.
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Well, if at first you don't succeed, rip, rip again.
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Task: Make Jack the Ripper Stalk Prey (4h)
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A note?! On the person I was going to kill?!
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"Stay out of my town. – S.S."
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I hate you, whoever you are. But heck, I respect you.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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The Time Traveler's Knife Pt. 3[edit]
After tapping on Jack the Ripper's exclamation mark:
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I found another potential victim, but this one is also already dead.
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I'm not dead. I'm just very, very slow.
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Well, I am a murderous killer from beyond time. Aren't you terrified?
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Not really. We already have a serial killer, the Springfield Strangler.
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This town isn't big enough for two of us! The Springfield Strangler must die!
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Task: Make Jack the Ripper Search for the Springfield Strangler (8h) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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The Time Traveler's Knife Pt. 4[edit]
After tapping on Jack the Ripper's exclamation mark:
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My search for the Springfield Strangler has been a bust the size of Queen Victoria's knockers.
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Time for a break. Little girl, where is the nearest music hall or brass band gazebo?
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Well, there's a bowling alley with karaoke.
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No music hall?! I'm so frustrated I could disembowel someone!
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Excuse me?
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Er, I mean, I just love theater.
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Task: Make Jack the Ripper Miss Victorian Entertainment (12h, Scotland Yard) Task: Make Lisa Visit Scotland Yard (4h, Scotland Yard) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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The Time Traveler's Knife Pt. 5[edit]
After tapping on Jack the Ripper's exclamation mark:
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I am going back to visit my own time and place.
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I miss the food, the music, the goiters, the occasional outbreaks of cholera.
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But before I go, I'm going to stab the ugliest man in town.
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It's going to be another bad day for Moe.
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Task: Make Jack the Ripper Chase the Strangler Through Time (24h, Scotland Yard) Task: Make Citizens Live in Fear (4h, Homes) Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Trickle up Economics[edit]
Trickle up Economics Pt. 1[edit]
After tapping on Arthur Fortune's exclamation mark:
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Once upon a time, my megastores were the most popular places in the world.
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People came to buy music, drink coffee, and fall in love.
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Then along came a certain on-line retailer, and sayonara megastores.
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At least I hold the record for climbing Mt. Kilimanjaro while doing a handstand.
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Task: Make Arthur Fortune Miss His Megastores (1h, Fortune Megastore) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Trickle up Economics Pt. 2[edit]
After tapping on Arthur Fortune's exclamation mark:
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I refuse to surrender to the internet. I love opening megastores, even if no one ever goes into them anymore.
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And if I'm opening a new megastore, I need to do a huge over-the-top stunt to promote it.
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I need some ideas from someone who's not afraid to have me take a few risks.
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Did someone mention total disregard for your personal safety?
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Task: Make Arthur Fortune Workshop Next Personal Achievement (12h, Fortune Megastore) Task: Make Bart Suggest Very Risky Stunts (4h, Fortune Megastore)
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Pack my bags, I've got a hippopotamus to tame. The child has spoken.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Trickle up Economics Pt. 3[edit]
After tapping on Arthur Fortune's exclamation mark:
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Today I open my newest Megastore.
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It's an almost certain money loser, but so what?
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I'll promote it by handing out free money -- an absolutely guaranteed money loss.
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Task: Make Arthur Fortune Hand Out Dollars (8h, Fortune Megastore) Task: Make Homer Get in Line Multiple Times (4h, Fortune Megastore) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Trickle up Economics Pt. 4[edit]
After tapping on Arthur Fortune's exclamation mark:
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I love giving away money. Here, have some more.
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Well, it's a lot to carry, but anything for a friend.
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Pfft. I thought you were a thrill seeker. What's dangerous about throwing cash off a building?
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Once again, I shall listen to a dangerous child and make it rain cash.
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Task: Make Arthur Fortune Give Dollars for Everyone (4h, Fortune Megastore) Task: Make Arthur Fortune Plan Another Megastore (1h, Fortune Megastore) Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Nobody's Home[edit]
Nobody's Home Pt. 1[edit]
After tapping on Guy Incognito's exclamation mark:
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Greetings, Springfield. Guy Incognito here, in search of a quaff of tasty ale.
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I seek a delightful saloon, run by a friendly tavern-keeper.
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Hey, don't forget the undelightful hellholes run by psychotic loners.
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Plus, Moe's now has a working bathroom.
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It's down the street in the public park, but I'll hand you a roll of toilet paper.
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Task: Make Guy Incognito Seek Beverages (4h) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Nobody's Home Pt. 2[edit]
After tapping on Guy Incognito's exclamation mark:
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Smithers, there's a likely-looking fellow to hire at the plant.
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I'm pretty sure that's just Homer Simpson in a disguise.
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Nonsense. Look at that rakish mustache and trendy bowler hat -- clearly he's a man of distinction.
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Is there beer at this nuclear plant?
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Oh, yeah.
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Task: Make Guy Incognito Work at the Nuclear Plant (12h, Control Building)
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Hey, look... I don't have to go to work. I'm already at the nuclear plant.
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Aren't you curious about someone who's your exact double?
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When you grow up you'll learn that the secret to a successful career is never questioning your exact double.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Nobody's Home Pt. 3[edit]
After tapping on Guy Incognito's exclamation mark:
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Everyone keeps saying I'm just like some oaf named "Homer Simpson".
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Which is ridiculous, because I'm determined and focused on my task and...
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I say, that dog has a puffy tail! Get it!
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Task: Make Guy Incognito Chase a Puffy Tail (8h) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Nobody's Home Pt. 4[edit]
After tapping on Guy Incognito's exclamation mark:
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That puffy-tailed dog was delightful, but my fingers are exhausted from all the petting.
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Time for some finger calisthenics!
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And then a beer?
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Excellent idea, my good doppelganger.
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Task: Reach Level 15 and Build Moe's Tavern Task: Make Guy Incognito Do Finger Stretches (1h, The Nag and Weasel) Task: Make Homer Seek Beverages (4h, Moe's Tavern)
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Whaaa??? Two Homers? One of them with a mustache and hat.
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I can throw them both out, try to figure out what's going on, or just pretend nothing is wrong and sell them beer.
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I barely know you, but I've got a pretty good guess which way you'll go.
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Quest reward: 200 and 20
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The London Spy[edit]
After buying Giant Ferris Wheel:
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How come this Ferris wheel isn't moving?
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My dad got on the bottom car.
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There isn't a Ferris wheel in the world big enough to turn with him on it.
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Task: Tap Giant Ferris Wheel Quest reward: 100 and 10
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South Beach Suave[edit]
South Beach Suave Pt. 1[edit]
After tapping on Raoul's exclamation mark:
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Abe Simpson, my good friend, so good to see you!
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Raoul, you South Beach lounge lizard! What are you doing here instead of Miami?
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The times and the tides are changing. Literally, the rising oceans flooded my condo.
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That'll never happen here. We keep the water off the beach with giant piles of trash.
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Task: Make Raoul Scout Out the Beach (24h, Raoul's Penthouse)
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There certainly are some repugnant piles of filth on this beach.
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Why are you looking at me when you say that?
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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South Beach Suave Pt. 2[edit]
After tapping on Raoul's exclamation mark:
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The Springfield beach is not for me, Abe. Nor for anyone who is not a professional trash picker.
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So come hang out at the Retirement Castle. We've got some lovely wrinklettes who'd love to meet an eligible hottie like you.
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Here, take a look through our latest resident directory.
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Well, if I must.
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Task: Make Raoul Be Disgusted by Women (4h)
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You didn't like any of the gals? Not even Bertha Hagenstraupper, the belle of the Alzheimers Ward?
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As I told you last time we met, women aren't exactly my thing.
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Big deal. At my age, NOTHING is my thing.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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South Beach Suave Pt. 3[edit]
After tapping on Raoul's exclamation mark:
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This town is no place for a stylish playboy of uncertain nationality.
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There is no Cuban cigar store, no place for a café con leche, and nobody else wearing flowery shirts with parrots.
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There's only one thing to do. Play ukulele in my apartment. Care to join me Abe?
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You bet! I love ukelele! Met her in the war and boy was she a great kisser.
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Task: Make Raoul Play Ukelele (12h, Raoul's Penthouse) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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South Beach Suave Pt. 4[edit]
After tapping on Raoul's exclamation mark:
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Don't you miss your Miami penthouse condo, Raoul?
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Oh, I bought a penthouse condo here from Mr. Burns.
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It comes with trap door that drops you thirty-seven stories.
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Task: Make Raoul Lounge Atop Penthouse (8h, Raoul's Penthouse) Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Mono on the Beach[edit]
After buying Smooches on the Beach:
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Be careful who you kiss. This hotel is swimming in mononucleosis.
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Task: Make Springfielders Enjoy a Romantic Brunch [x3] (4h, Smooches on the Beach) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Swelldorado[edit]
After buying Swelldorado:
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Finally, a night off without the kids.
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Unless they torture our secret location out of Grampa.
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Yep, I'll spill the beans if someone sneezes at me.
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Task: Make Homer and Marge Enjoy a Night Alone (4h, Swelldorado) Task: Make Lisa and Bart Ruin Their Parent's Night (4h, Swelldorado)
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You can't leave us alone at home!
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Who'll check for monsters under our beds? Grampa? The man can barely bend over.
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How did you know we were here, anyway?
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We just followed the objective.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Mexican Duffman[edit]
Mexican Duffman Pt. 1[edit]
After tapping on Mexican Duffman's exclamation mark:
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El Duffman Mexicano esta aqui por una fiesta grande de Cerveza Duff. ¡Ay si!
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What's the difference between Mexican Duff and U.S. Duff?
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You know how Mexican colas are made with real sugar while American colas are made with corn syrup?
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Well, Mexican Duff is made with real hops, and U.S. Duff is made with real nothing.
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Oh yeah!
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¡Ay si!
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Task: Reach Level 15 and Build Moe's Tavern Task: Make Mexican Duffman Fiesta at Moe's (4h, Moe's Tavern) Task: Make Duffman Go Off-Duty at Moe's (4h, Moe's Tavern) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Mexican Duffman Pt. 2[edit]
After tapping on Mexican Duffman's exclamation mark:
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Another foreign Duff in town? We're still recovering from Jamaican Duff.
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I cracked three vertebrae trying to limbo.
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Don't blame Jamaican Duffman. Who could've guessed you had a spine?
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Presenting "Duff Michelada", the perfect drink for the Miche-ladies. A delicious blend of tomato, spices...
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And, unfortunately, Duff.
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Task: Make Mexican Duffman Blend Duff Michelada (8h) Task: Make Women Enjoy a Fiesta at Moe's [x3] (4h, Moe's Tavern) If the user has Lady Duff: Task: Make Lady Duff Party at Moe's (12h, Moe's Tavern) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Mexican Duffman Pt. 3[edit]
After tapping on Mexican Duffman's exclamation mark:
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Mexican Duffman, we have a problem!
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American men love your free-spirited cerveza, and American women love your macho style.
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You're taking my job, just like a typical immigrant!
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I'm not going to take it. Oh yeah! Not!
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Task: Make Duffman Have a Pelvic Thrust Off With Mexican Duffman (4h, Moe's Tavern) Task: Make Mexican Duffman Have a Pelvic Thrust Off With Duffman (4h, Moe's Tavern) Task: Make Adults Enjoy a Duffman Battle at Moe's [x3] (4h, Moe's Tavern) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Mexican Duffman Pt. 4[edit]
After tapping on Mexican Duffman's exclamation mark:
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Duffman, please, you don't have to fight Mexican Duffman just because he's an immigrant.
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There's work enough for both of you in this great country.
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If there's one thing America will never run out of, it's drunks.
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Task: Make Duffman Accept Immigrants (4h, Moe's Tavern) Task: Make Mexican Duffman Siesta at the Brewery (12h, Duff Brewery) Quest reward: 200 and 20
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