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The Epic-Cure

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The Epic-Cure
Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 20
Update: Superheroes 2
Requirement(s): Issue 3
Required characters: Fallout Boy, Lisa, The Collector, Homer
Optional characters: See Pt. 2 and Pt. 3
Previous quest(s): Claw & Order Pt. 11
Next quest(s): A Crab in a Cage Pt. 1

The Epic-Cure is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Superheroes 2 content update.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After starting Issue 3
Fallout Boy - Surprised Pie Man, you're seriously eating Soilant Red chocolate bars, after you know what they do to you?
Pie Man - Mouthful So slap me, I love chocolate.
Fallout Boy - Determined Yet you're not walking sideways...
Lisa - Surprised Fallout Boy, look! There's a bunch of crab juice cans in the garbage.
Pie Man - Happy Truth! I love chocolate AND crab juice.
Fallout Boy - Surprised Is this what we've been looking for? Could crab juice be the miracle we need to cure Springfield?
Task: "Make Fallout Boy Test His Theory". The job takes place at Burns' Summer Mansion and takes 8 hours.
Task: "Make Lisa Analyze a Crab Juice Can". The job takes place at Burns' Summer Mansion and takes 8 hours.
Task: "Make The Collector Lament the Convenient Plot Device". The job takes place at Burns' Summer Mansion and takes 8 hours.
Fallout Boy - Determined The crab DNA in the crab juice and the virus in the Soilant Red have... cancelled each other out!
Lisa - Deadpan I can't believe it...
Lisa - Annoyed My Dad's disgusting food combination has produced a cure!
Quest Reward: TSTO Canned Crab Juice.png100 and XP10

Pt. 2[edit]

After completing Pt. 1
Fallout Boy - Determined Now that we have a cure, we need to administer it.
Fallout Boy - Determined Let's sneak into Springfield Elementary and add some crab juice to all the food.
Lisa - Nagging I'd say crab juice would ruin cafeteria food, but I really can't say that.
Task: "Make the Sequel Squad Sneak Crab Juice into Food" (x5). The jobs take place at Springfield Elementary and take 4 hours.
Willie - Hungover Aw me bawheid! I musta got so blootered, I cannae remember the past few days.
Skinner - Annoyed I too was "blootered" Willie. Fallout Boy was right. Our minds have been tampered with!
Skinner - Annoyed Horrifying! We were a Manus and a Mersus away from becoming crabs!
Ralph - Happy Dip me in butter! I'm a crudstacean!
Quest Reward: TSTO Canned Crab Juice.png100 and XP10

Characters that can do the task are:

Bouncing Battle Baby, Clobber Girl, Pie Man, Fallout Boy, Stretch Dude, Citizen Solar, Wind Lad, Radioactive Man, Plopper, Fruit-Bat-Man, Cyborg Snake, The Collector, Charcoal Briquette, Old King Coal, Clownface, The Fracker, Petroleus Rex, The Scout Master, Dr. Colossus, The Collider

Pt. 3[edit]

After completing Pt. 2
Fallout Boy - Happy Phew! We cured quite a few people already. But there are innocent citizens still at risk of crabbing out!
Lisa We need to find a place where all of Springfield buys food. A local store...
Pie Man - Happy Moe's Tavern?
Lisa - Annoyed I said "store" Dad, not "bar"...
Task: "Make the Sequel Squad Sabotage the Squishee Machine" (x3). The jobs take place at the Kwik-E-Mart and take 4 hours.
Task: "Make the Sequel Squad Tamper with All the Food" (x5). The jobs take place at the Kwik-E-Mart and take 4 hours.
Marge - Confused What happened? The last thing I remember is sampling new Soilant Red lipstick.
Pie Man Then you started walking sideways and making bubbles. It was cute in a scary sort of way.
Wiggum I only remember eating... one... maybe two of those Soilant Red donuts. Okay, maybe ten or twelve.
Quest Reward: TSTO Canned Crab Juice.png100 and XP10

Characters that can do the tasks are:

Bouncing Battle Baby, Clobber Girl, Pie Man, Fallout Boy, Stretch Dude, Citizen Solar, Wind Lad, Radioactive Man, Plopper, Fruit-Bat-Man, Cyborg Snake, The Collector, Charcoal Briquette, Old King Coal, Clownface, The Fracker, Petroleus Rex, The Scout Master, Dr. Colossus, The Collider

Pt. 4[edit]

After completing Pt. 3
Fallout Boy - Determined Now to save Moe's Tavern! Pie Man, I have a feeling you'll want to take that assignment.
Pie Man - Happy Yes! And to disguise myself, I will appear as a loud, heavy-drinking, overweight patron.
Lisa - Sad That's my Dad!
Pie Man - Sad True. Your Dad has good qualities too... I'll get back to you on those.
Task: "Make Homer Spike Drinks". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern and takes 12 hours.
Moe - Exhausted I usually don't like anyone spikin' my unspiked booze, but I gotta hand it to you, Homer...
Lenny - Sad Yeah, you saved us all from lives of being crabs!
Barney - Drunk Although I was looking forward to *BURP* passing out in the ocean.
Carl - Annoyed Man, I'm never touching Soilant Red products ever again. Screw Dr. Krabokov!
Quest Reward: TSTO Canned Crab Juice.png100 and XP10