| Lisa Smash and Bash!
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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Lisa Smash and Bash! is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Superheroes 2 content update. It requires Clobber Girl to be obtained.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark
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Oh awesome Lisa, you have your super strength back!
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How ‘bout beating up Nelson for me?
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No Bart! Super strength doesn't mean one has to use it for violence.
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I will show people that problems can be solved without violence.
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Like opening this pickle jar for me?
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| Task: "Make Clobber Girl Open a Stuck Jar". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 6 seconds.
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Whoa, Lisa! I just wanted the lid off, not the jar smashed to bits with your fists.
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Hmm, guess my super powers cause me to be a little more violent than I need to be.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on Apu's exclamation mark
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Excuse me Clobber Girl, but my safe door seems to be stuck, could you open it for me?
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That sounds like an innocent non-violent use of my power.
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Alright, losers… this is like a hold up. Correction: not “like a hold up,” this IS one.
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Clobber Girl! Do Something!
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| Task: "Make Clobber Girl Throw a Safe". The job takes place at a Kwik-E-Mart and takes 4 hours.
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Thanks Clobber Girl. But now my safe is a permanent part of Mr. Snake.
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Gahh! I did it again. I just can't help being too violent. It's just such a quick and easy way to solve problems.
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I need to be better than this, no more violence!
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Milhouse's exclamation mark
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Clobber Girl! You have to help! Bart and Nelson have gotten into a fight!
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I'll help, but not with my super strength. I'll save the day with my words.
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I'm tired of your bullying, you gap-tooth, torn sleeved doofus!
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That's it Simpson! I'll knock your block off and put your skull on my bicycle handlebars!
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Guys, stop! There are better paths to take than violence.
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Shut up, Slobber Girl. Bart's gonna be my punching bag forever!
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Owwww.
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Enough!
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| Task: "Make Clobber Girl Break Up the Fight". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary and takes 8 hours.
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You knocked out the bully and your brother without breaking a sweat! Now you've got me sweating!
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Milhouse, I already feel super bad.
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What do you mean? That was super cool!
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
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Mom, I promised myself that I wouldn't use violence but it's all I've done! I'm such a bad person.
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You're not a bad person, you're my little clobber girl. Look at how much good you've done!
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You've fed your father, stopped a robbery and broken up a fight! All very good deeds.
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Just because violence is bad, doesn't make the user of it a bad person. Especially if they used it for good deeds.
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Thanks, Mom.
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Now Clobber Girl should take off her gloves and go have some fun as Lisa!
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| Task: "Make Clobber Girl Chill Out". The job takes 24 hours.
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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