| Drill, Baby, Drill!
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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Drill, Baby, Drill! is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Superheroes 2 content update. It requires The Fracker to be obtained.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on The Fracker's exclamation mark
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New city means new grounds to frack.
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Someone must require my services. They can't possibly depend on one of those crappy nuclear whatchamacallits for all their power needs.
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I'll never understand how people live without a bit of contaminated ground water.
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| Task: "Make The Fracker Advertise his Services". The job takes place at the Town Hall or Kwik-E-Mart and takes 8 hours.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on Mr. Burns' exclamation mark
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Smithers! These upstart oil companies are greasing my last working nerve. Find a way to pinch their production!
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If you can't beat them, join them sir. There's someone offering fracking services in Springfield.
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That's it, Smithers! We'll level that annoying Texxon with a fracking induced earthquake!
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That's not what I meant sir...
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Now to find one of those poindexter pinheads to figure out how to frack.
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| Task: "Make Mr. Burns Contract Someone to Do Geological Surveys". The job takes place at the Control Building and takes 8 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Mr. Burns' exclamation mark
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Sir the brainiac you hired says that fracking in Springfield will cause an earthquake in Texxon's oil field to the west.
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I love hearing good news. Let's get this fracking fellow on our felonious job!
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Excellent joke sir.
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| Task: "Make Mr. Burns Hire the Fracker's Services". The job takes place at the Control Building and takes 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on The Fracker's exclamation mark
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You want me to frack in Springfield to cause an earthquake in a competitor's oil field?
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Fracking so close to a town? Believe it or not, I've done worse.
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Causing an earthquake? Part of the job.
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Doing it all for the sole purpose of corporate sabotage? That's more evil than I'm normally willing to go.
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We'll pay you whatever it takes.
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Done.
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| Task: "Make The Fracker Prepare to Frack". The job takes 4 hours.
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No, Fracker, stop! This is wrong!
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
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It was me! I pinpointed where to frack to cause an earthquake.
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I wanted oil companies to get a taste of their own medicine, but fracking in Springfield is taking it too far.
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It's so destructive to the environment, but then again so are oil fields and their products... this would hurt them...
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But then again fracking in Springfield would pollute our own waters! I don't know what is worse.
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Your rambling annoys me child.
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| Task: "Make The Fracker Frack the Ground". The job takes 24 hours.
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You've done it, Fracker! That oil field is flattened! Tee-hee-hee!
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My water tastes like Daddy's gas tank!
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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