| Total Recoal
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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Total Recoal is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Superheroes 2 content update. It requires Old King Coal to be obtained.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on Old King Coal's exclamation mark
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The King of all villains is back, baby!
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Villain? Isn't coal what Santa gives to bad children?
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Yeah, go jump in a stocking, ya lump!
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Haw Haw!
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Lump?! I'll give you lump!!
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| Task: "Make Old King Coal Blow Coal". The job takes 24 hours.
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*cough cough* Did a jerk in a diesel truck just drive by?
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Diesel?! Diesel isn't coal! You people know nothing about fuel sources!
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on Old King Coal's exclamation mark
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I'm worth so much more than a lame Christmas gift.
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Most people don't actually use coal in their daily lives anymore.
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Ridiculous! Old King Coal commands you all to return to the turn-of-the-century and start using coal again!
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| Task: "Make Old King Coal Pretend to Rule Springfield". The job takes 4 hours.
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By decree of the King, you shall all use coal!
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No one has to do as you say. We're a democracy here, Old King Coal.
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King Quimby might have something to say about that!
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Old King Coal's exclamation mark
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If you refuse my coal then I'll teach you just how badass coal really is.
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When coal is burned into fly ash, uranium is concentrated into ten times their original levels!
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TMI!
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Just wait until I tell you what coal is made of! Hint... your favorite pets.
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| Task: "Make Old King Coal Teach About Coal". The job takes place at the Springfield Library and takes 8 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Skinner's exclamation mark
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This has been fantastically interesting Old King Coal.
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Why don't you bring your smoke and coal show to the school.
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Anything to let people know about how bad Old King Coal is.
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Task: "Make Old King Coal Give a Talk About Coal". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary and takes 60 minutes.
Task: "Make Youngsters Listen Intently" (x4). The jobs take place at Springfield Elementary and take 60 minutes.
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... so not only does coal release twice as much CO2 as natural gas, it also releases methane, which is 21 times worse than CO2.
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Truly, coal is a dangerous substance that everyone should fear.
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Wow! Coal is so hot, it's cool!
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You're a good teacher King Coal!
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I love black rocks!
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Old King Coal's exclamation mark
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I don't want people to love me. I'm a nerd in a bowtie instead of the dark-hearted supervillain that I really am.
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The best way to teach the dangers of coal is to unleash them!
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| Task: "Make Old King Coal Blow Coal". The job takes 24 hours.
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Behind the Laughter[edit]
The quest name is a reference to the science-fiction action film Total Recall.
