I Won't Be Home for Christmas/Quotes

Quotes

Season 26 Episode Quotes

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"Covercraft"

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"I Won't Be Home for Christmas"

"The Man Who Came to Be Dinner"

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Apu: Well, if you're here for a last minute gift, we have a cell phone holder that fits no cell phone made after 2002. And, uh, Kwik-E-Nog. Nog stands for "Not Okayed by Government.

God: Merry Christmas, son.

Jesus Christ: Uh, don't you mean "happy birthday"?

God: It's two presents.

Jesus Christ: Um, walkie-talkies don't count as two presents. God. I mean, you. Idiot.

Homer: Thank you magical creatures of the mall! You have all taught me a Christmas message I'll never forget. The place to get drunk is at home.

Lisa: Mom, where's dad?

Marge: I don't know.

Bart: Aw it's Christmas Eve man, we do not want to set a precedent for fat guys being late tonight!

Homer: Flanders, how do you stay so happy—and don't say Jesus!

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Clown in the Dumps • The Wreck of the Relationship • Super Franchise Me • Treehouse of Horror XXV • Opposites A-Frack • Simpsorama • Blazed and Confused • Covercraft • I Won't Be Home for Christmas • The Man Who Came to Be Dinner • Bart's New Friend • The Musk Who Fell to Earth • Walking Big & Tall • My Fare Lady • The Princess Guide • Sky Police • Waiting for Duffman • Peeping Mom • The Kids Are All Fight • Let's Go Fly a Coot • Bull-E • Mathlete's Feat