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I Won't Be Home for Christmas/Quotes

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Season 26 Episode Quotes
560 "Covercraft"
561
"I Won't Be Home for Christmas"
"The Man Who Came to Be Dinner" 562


Apu: Well, if you're here for a last minute gift, we have a cell phone holder that fits no cell phone made after 2002. And, uh, Kwik-E-Nog. Nog stands for "Not Okayed by Government.

God: Merry Christmas, son.
Jesus Christ: Uh, don't you mean "happy birthday"?
God: It's two presents.
Jesus Christ: Um, walkie-talkies don't count as two presents. God. I mean, you. Idiot.

Homer: Thank you magical creatures of the mall! You have all taught me a Christmas message I'll never forget. The place to get drunk is at home.

Lisa: Mom, where's dad?
Marge: I don't know.
Bart: Aw it's Christmas Eve man, we do not want to set a precedent for fat guys being late tonight!

Homer: Flanders, how do you stay so happy—and don't say Jesus!
Season 26 Quotes
Clown in the Dumps The Wreck of the Relationship Super Franchise Me Treehouse of Horror XXV Opposites A-Frack Simpsorama Blazed and Confused Covercraft I Won't Be Home for Christmas The Man Who Came to Be Dinner Bart's New Friend The Musk Who Fell to Earth Walking Big & Tall My Fare Lady The Princess Guide Sky Police Waiting for Duffman Peeping Mom The Kids Are All Fight Let's Go Fly a Coot Bull-E Mathlete's Feat