Bart's New Friend/Quotes
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- Homer: I don't have time for childish games. If I don't do my job, atoms go boom.
- Lisa: I thought we weren't allowed to do homework at the table.
- Homer: It's called a double standard, one of the bedrocks of parenting?
- Bart: You did it Homer, you saved me from the bullies, you're the coolest kid I've ever met.
- Milhouse Van Houten: What about me?
- Bart: You're in the top hundred.
- Milhouse: Boo-yah!
- Bart: Now you're not.
- Homer: Today was fun!
- Bart: Yeah...listen Homer. you ever think about what you want to do when you're grown up?
- Homer: I'll eat in bed! not just snacks,Messy stuff! like Lasagna!...uh, and TV would be on, Loud
- Bart: Hey, would you ever wanna have a read job and a family?
- Homer: Pfft! wife? three kids? steady job? if I did, I'd secretly be very sad! you could tell by how much I'd eat and drink and sit on the couch!
- Bart: [Gasps in shock]
- Homer: Thank God That never happened. [Goes to sleep]
