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Season 26 Episode Quotes
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Lisa: Okay, Dad, I'm ready for Take Your Daughter to Work Day.
Bart:How come there's never a Take Your Son to Work Day?
Homer: 'Cause boys are already on track to get all the good jobs. The Dirty Dozen? All guys. Twelve Angry Men? Uh, men! The X-Men? Mostly men.
Bart: [laughing] Good one, Dad.

Homer: And the older one, I can't tell her what to do. And she's only 12.
Lisa: Eight.
Homer: See what I mean? Always an argument.
Season 26 Quotes
Clown in the Dumps The Wreck of the Relationship Super Franchise Me Treehouse of Horror XXV Opposites A-Frack Simpsorama Blazed and Confused Covercraft I Won't Be Home for Christmas The Man Who Came to Be Dinner Bart's New Friend The Musk Who Fell to Earth Walking Big & Tall My Fare Lady The Princess Guide Sky Police Waiting for Duffman Peeping Mom The Kids Are All Fight Let's Go Fly a Coot Bull-E Mathlete's Feat