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Season 26 Episode Quotes
558 "Simpsorama"
559
"Blazed and Confused"
"Covercraft" 560


Mr. Lassen: I'm Mr. Lassen.
Nelson Muntz: You mean Mr. Less-than?
Mr. Lassen: So, a comedian, are you?
Nelson: I got a pretty solid ten minutes.

Marge: My biggest sin is that I dare to hope.

Marge: Well, anyway, Bart, you'll cheer up on our camping trip this weekend.
Homer: What camping trip?
Marge: The one you booked for us at Owl Haven. The one you have to reserve a year in advance.
Homer: Oh, uh, you told me not to do it a year ago. Remember?
Marge: I don't remember that.
Homer: You're right. No one can be expected to remember something from a year ago. Certainly not me.

Blazing Guy member: Have him be stripped of his nudity!
Season 26 Quotes
Clown in the Dumps The Wreck of the Relationship Super Franchise Me Treehouse of Horror XXV Opposites A-Frack Simpsorama Blazed and Confused Covercraft I Won't Be Home for Christmas The Man Who Came to Be Dinner Bart's New Friend The Musk Who Fell to Earth Walking Big & Tall My Fare Lady The Princess Guide Sky Police Waiting for Duffman Peeping Mom The Kids Are All Fight Let's Go Fly a Coot Bull-E Mathlete's Feat