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Difference between revisions of "Two Dozen and One Greyhounds (Medley)"

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[[File:SeeMyVest.jpg|thumb|300px|"Kill two for matching clogs."]]
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{{Song
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|name = "Two Dozen and One Greyhounds (Medley)"
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|image =
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|singers = [[Harry Shearer]]<br>[[Yeardley Smith]]<br>[[Nancy Cartwright]]<br>[[Tress MacNeille]]
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|characters = [[Charles Montgomery Burns]]<br>[[Lisa Simpson]]<br>[[Waylon Smithers, Jr.]]<br>[[Bart Simpson]]<br>[[Fat cheeked housekeeper]]
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|length = 2:04
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|writer = '''Music:''' [[Alf Clausen]]<br>'''Lyrics:''' [[Mike Scully]]
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|album = ''[[Songs in the Key of Springfield]]''
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}}
  
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"'''See My Vest'''" is a song that appeared in "[[Two Dozen and One Greyhounds]]". It is a song sung by [[Mr. Burns]], and describes his plan to turn the puppies into a greyhound fur tuxedo. It also notes what he does with all his animals: turning them into a variety of clothes.
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'''"Two Dozen and One Greyhounds (Medley)"''' is a track from ''[[Songs in the Key of Springfield]]''. It is the twenty-second track on the album and consists of the songs "The Pick of the Litter" and "[[See My Vest]]" from the episode "[[Two Dozen and One Greyhounds]]".
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==Lyrics==
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== Lyrics ==
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Burns: Some men hunt for sport,<br/>
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=== The Pick of the Litter ===
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Others hunt for food,<br/>
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:'''Mr. Burns:'''
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The only thing I'm hunting for,<br/>
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:''You stay with me. You're the pick of the litter.''
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Is an outfit that looks good...<br/>
 
  
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See my vest, see my vest,<br/>
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:'''[[Lisa]]:'''
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Made from real gorilla chest,<br/>
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:''Maybe we were wrong about Burns on this one.''
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Feel this sweater, there's no better,<br/>
 
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Than authentic Irish setter.<br/>
 
  
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See this hat, 'twas my cat,<br/>
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:'''[[Smithers]]:'''
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My evening wear - vampire bat,<br/>
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:''Are you sure you wanna go through with this, sir? You ''do'' have a very full wardrobe as it is.''
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These white slippers are albino<br/>
 
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African endangered rhino.<br/>
 
  
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Grizzly bear underwear,<br/>
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:'''Mr. Burns:'''
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Turtles' necks, I've got my share,<br/>
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:''Yes, but not completely full. For you see...''
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Beret of poodle, on my noodle<br/>
 
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It shall rest,<br/>
 
  
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Try my red robin suit,<br/>
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=== See My Vest ===
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It comes one breast or two,<br/>
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:'''Mr. Burns:'''
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See my vest, see my vest,<br/>
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:Some men hunt for sport,
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See my vest.<br/>
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:Others hunt for food,
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:The only thing I'm hunting for,
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:Is an outfit that looks good...
  
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Like my loafers?  Former gophers -<br/>
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:See my vest, see my vest,
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It was that or skin my chauffeurs,<br/>
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:Made from real gorilla chest,
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But a greyhound fur tuxedo<br/>
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:Feel this sweater, there's no better
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Would be best,<br/>
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:Than authentic Irish setter.
  
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So let's prepare these dogs,<br/>
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:See this hat, 'twas my cat,
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Mrs. Potts: Kill two for matching clogs,<br/>
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:My evening wear - vampire bat,
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Burns: See my vest, see my vest,<br/>
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:These white slippers are albino
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Oh please, won't you see my vest.<br/>
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:African endangered rhino.
  
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:Grizzly bear underwear,
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:Turtles' necks, I've got my share,
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:Beret of poodle, on my noodle
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:It shall rest.
  
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==Trivia==
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:Try my red robin suit,
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*The song is a parody of "Be Our Guest" from Disney's ''Beauty and the Beast''.
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:It comes one breast or two,
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[[Category:Songs]]
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:See my vest, see my vest,
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:See my vest.
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:Like my loafers? Former gophers -
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:It was that or skin my chauffeurs,
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:But a greyhound fur tuxedo
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:Would be best,
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:So let's prepare these dogs,
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:'''[[Fat cheeked housekeeper]]:'''
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:Kill two for matching clogs.
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:'''Mr. Burns:'''
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:See my vest, see my vest,
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:Oh please, won't you see my vest!
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:''I really like the vest.''
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:'''Smithers:'''
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:''I gathered you.''
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:'''Lisa:'''
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:''[gasps] He's gonna make a tuxedo out of our puppies!''
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:''[Bart hums the song Mr. Burns just sang]''
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:'''Lisa:'''
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:''BART!''
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:'''[[Bart]]:'''
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:''Sorry. You gotta admit, it's catchy.''
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== Behind the Laughter ==
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"[[See My Vest]]" is a parody of "{{W|Be Our Guest}}" from Disney's ''{{W2|Beauty and the Beast|1991 film}}''.
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== Appearances ==
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*{{ep|Two Dozen and One Greyhounds}}
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*{{ep|All Singing, All Dancing}}
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*{{alb|Songs in the Key of Springfield}}
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{{Songs in the Key of Springfield}}
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[[Category:Medleys]]
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[[Category:Parody songs]]
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[[Category:Songs by Mr. Burns]]
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[[Category:Songs by Smithers]]
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[[Category:Songs by Lisa]]
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[[Category:Songs by Bart]]
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[[Category:Songs by Harry Shearer]]
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[[Category:Songs by Tress MacNeille]]
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[[Category:Songs by Yeardley Smith]]
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[[Category:Songs by Nancy Cartwright]]

Revision as of 04:58, October 16, 2021

"Two Dozen and One Greyhounds (Medley)"
Song Information
Singers: Harry Shearer
Yeardley Smith
Nancy Cartwright
Tress MacNeille
Characters: Charles Montgomery Burns
Lisa Simpson
Waylon Smithers, Jr.
Bart Simpson
Fat cheeked housekeeper
Length: 2:04
Writer(s): Music: Alf Clausen
Lyrics: Mike Scully
Album: Songs in the Key of Springfield

"Two Dozen and One Greyhounds (Medley)" is a track from Songs in the Key of Springfield. It is the twenty-second track on the album and consists of the songs "The Pick of the Litter" and "See My Vest" from the episode "Two Dozen and One Greyhounds".

Lyrics

The Pick of the Litter

Mr. Burns:
You stay with me. You're the pick of the litter.
Lisa:
Maybe we were wrong about Burns on this one.
Smithers:
Are you sure you wanna go through with this, sir? You do have a very full wardrobe as it is.
Mr. Burns:
Yes, but not completely full. For you see...

See My Vest

Mr. Burns:
Some men hunt for sport,
Others hunt for food,
The only thing I'm hunting for,
Is an outfit that looks good...
See my vest, see my vest,
Made from real gorilla chest,
Feel this sweater, there's no better
Than authentic Irish setter.
See this hat, 'twas my cat,
My evening wear - vampire bat,
These white slippers are albino
African endangered rhino.
Grizzly bear underwear,
Turtles' necks, I've got my share,
Beret of poodle, on my noodle
It shall rest.
Try my red robin suit,
It comes one breast or two,
See my vest, see my vest,
See my vest.
Like my loafers? Former gophers -
It was that or skin my chauffeurs,
But a greyhound fur tuxedo
Would be best,
So let's prepare these dogs,
Fat cheeked housekeeper:
Kill two for matching clogs.
Mr. Burns:
See my vest, see my vest,
Oh please, won't you see my vest!
I really like the vest.
Smithers:
I gathered you.
Lisa:
[gasps] He's gonna make a tuxedo out of our puppies!
[Bart hums the song Mr. Burns just sang]
Lisa:
BART!
Bart:
Sorry. You gotta admit, it's catchy.

Behind the Laughter

"See My Vest" is a parody of "Be Our Guest" from Disney's Beauty and the Beast.

Appearances


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