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'''''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]'' Whacking Day 2016 content update''' was released on May 9, 2016 and was the one hundred and twentysixth content update. It was added to the game on May 4, 2016 with an ingame update but won't trigger till May 9. It added a new character to the game and offers {{TOCU|Whacking Day 2013}} items again.
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==Characters==
 
{{Table|
 
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Snake's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
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{{TH|Image}}
{{Tapped Out Cyborg Snake Icon}}
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{{TH|Name}}
{{TB|These new cyborg upgrades are righteous!}}
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{{TH|Cost}}
{{Tapped Out Cyborg Snake Icon}}
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{{TH|Unlock message}}
{{TB|Time travel is supposed to leave you naked, but even in the buff I'm totally badass now!}}
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{{TH|Notes}}
{{Tapped Out Cyborg Snake Icon}}
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{{TBT|[[File:Western Snake.png|100px]]}}
{{TB|Charlton Heston brought his watch back to ancient Egypt. I bring heavy ordinance to Springfield!}}
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{{TB|[[Whacking Day|Western Snake]]}}
{{THT|'''Task: '''Build Springfield Penitentiary<br/>'''Task: '''Make Snake Be a Menace to Society (4h)<br/>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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{{TB|FREE}}
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{{TB|[[File:Western Snake Unlock.png|300px]]}}
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{{TB|Unlocked after completing The Whack is Back Pt. 3.}}
 
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===Returning===
 
{{Table|
 
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Snake's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
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{{TH|Image}}
{{Tapped Out Cyborg Snake Icon}}
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{{TH|Name}}
{{TB|Nothing gets the servo fluids flowing like over-the-top automatic high-tech weapons fire!}}
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{{TH|Cost}}
{{Tapped Out Cyborg Snake Icon}}
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{{TH|Unlock message}}
{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>click<nowiki>*</nowiki> <nowiki>*</nowiki>click<nowiki>*</nowiki> <nowiki>*</nowiki>click<nowiki>*</nowiki> <nowiki>*</nowiki>click<nowiki>*</nowiki> Huh? Out of bullets?! Bogus!}}
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{{TH|Notes}}
{{Tapped Out Cyborg Snake Icon}}
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{{TBT|[[File:Lumpy.png|100px]]}}
{{TB|Now where can I find 500 round clips of .90 caliber ammo?}}
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{{TB|[[Lumpy]]}}
{{THT|'''Task: '''Make Snake Search for New Ammunition (8h, Police Station)<br/>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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{{TB|}}
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{{TB|[[File:Tapped Out Lumpy New Character.png|300px]]}}
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{{TB|Unlocks in the Whacking Day Bundle.<br/>Returns from {{TOCU|Whacking Day 2013}}.}}
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{{TBT|[[File:Pet Snake.png|100px]]}}
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{{TB|[[Whacking Day|Pet Snake]]}}
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{{TB|{{Donut|25}}}}
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{{TB|[[File:Tapped Out Pet Snake New Character.png|300px]]}}
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{{TB|Returns from {{TOCU|Whacking Day 2013}}.}}
 
}}
 
}}
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===Skins===
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====Returning====
 
{{Table|
 
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Snake's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
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{{TH|Image}}
{{Tapped Out Cyborg Snake Icon}}
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{{TH|Name}}
{{TB|Major bummer. Cyborg ammo is totally expensive!}}
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{{TH|Cost}}
{{Tapped Out Cyborg Snake Icon}}
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{{TH|Unlock message}}
{{TB|Gotta drum up some cash to put the blast back into my boom-fists.}}
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{{TH|Notes}}
{{Tapped Out Cyborg Snake Icon}}
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{{TBT|[[File:Tapped Out Ninja Homer artwork.png|100px]]}}
{{TB|Attention, Kwik-E-Mart shoppers… There's about to be a huge clean up on aisles one through… everything.}}
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{{TB|[[Whacking Day|Ninja Homer]]}}
{{THT|'''Task: '''Make Snake Rob the Kwik-E-Mart (1h, Kwik-E-Mart)|colspan=2}}
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{{TB|}}
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon}}
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{{TB|[[File:Tapped Out Ninja Homer New Character.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>BOOM<nowiki>*</nowiki> Out of my store, you evil cyborg!}}
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{{TB|Unlocks with Ninja Homer Practice Snake.<br/>Returns from {{TOCU|Whacking Day 2013}} and {{TOCU|Yard Sale 2014}}.}}
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon}}
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{{TBT|[[File:Barechested Willie.png|100px]]}}
{{TB|I've seen the Exterminator movie! I know of your plans for our future and will feel no remorse in blasting you back to the factory where you were born.}}
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{{TB|[[Whacking Day|Bare Chested Willie]]}}
{{Tapped Out Cyborg Snake Icon}}
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{{TB|{{Donut|60}}}}
{{TB|Whoa, dude! Take a chill, these things aren't even loaded.}}
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{{TB|[[File:Tapped Out Bare Chested Willie New Character.png|300px]]}}
{{Tapped Out Cyborg Snake Icon}}
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{{TB|Returning from {{TOCU|Whacking Day 2013}}, {{TOCU|Yard Sale 2014}} and {{TOCU|Terwilligers}}.}}
{{TB|You've totally messed up my sleek, futuristic chassis!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon}}
 
{{TB|It will be messed up more! We're having a half-price sale on shotgun shells. So affordable, I can keep this up all week!}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
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====Arms Escalation Pt. 4====
 
{{Table|
 
{{THT|After tapping on Snake's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Cyborg Snake Icon}}
 
{{TB|Oh, man, that Kwik-E-Mart merchant totally gutted my grill.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Cyborg Snake Icon}}
 
{{TB|I hope I grabbed enough cash to cover repairs.}}
 
{{THT|'''Task: '''Make Snake Go in for Repairs (12h, Springfield Penitentiary)<br/>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
====Arms Escalation Pt. 5====
 
{{Table|
 
{{THT|After tapping on Snake's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Cyborg Snake Icon}}
 
{{TB|My bodywork is back to brand new and I even scored some sweet detailing!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Cyborg Snake Icon}}
 
{{TB|From now on, I'm keeping my chrome polished.}}
 
{{THT|'''Task: '''Make Snake Prepare Lunch (24h)<br/>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
====Aqua World====
 
{{Table|
 
{{THT|After tapping on Auto's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{TB|I heard the oceans are rising and Springfield will be submerged by 2143! I'll drown in my coffin!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
 
{{TB|If you're already dead, you can't drown. But I'm glad you're concerned about the ocean levels.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{TB|We better figure out how to build a floating city real quick!}}
 
{{THT|'''Task: '''Collect Brass Knuckles and Unlock Aqua World<br/>'''Task: '''Place Aqua World|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{TB|Hmm, all it needs now is an orange tree.}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
====Old King Coal====
 
{{Table|
 
{{THT|After tapping on Auto's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|'''Task: '''Collect Brass Knuckles and Unlock Old King Coal<br/>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
====Total Recoal Pt. 1====
 
{{Table|
 
{{THT|After tapping on Old King Coal's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Old King Coal Icon}}
 
{{TB|The King of all villains is back, baby!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
 
{{TB|Villain? Isn't coal what Santa gives to bad children?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
 
{{TB|Yeah, go jump in a stocking, ya lump!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Nelson Icon}}
 
{{TB|Haw Haw!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Old King Coal Icon}}
 
{{TB|Lump?! I'll give you lump!!}}
 
{{THT|'''Task: '''Make Old King Coal Blow Coal (24h)|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
 
{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>cough cough<nowiki>*</nowiki> Did a jerk in a diesel truck just drive by?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Old King Coal Icon}}
 
{{TB|Diesel?! Diesel isn't coal! You people know nothing about fuel sources!}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
 
}}
 
}}
====Total Recoal Pt. 2====
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==Decorations==
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===Returning===
 
{{Table|
 
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Old King Coal's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
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{{TH|Image|width=300px}}
{{Tapped Out Old King Coal Icon}}
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{{TH|Name}}
{{TB|I'm worth so much more than a lame Christmas gift.}}
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{{TH|Cost}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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{{TH|Notes}}
{{TB|Most people don't actually use coal in their daily lives anymore.}}
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{{TBT|[[File:Hollow Snake Trunk.png|100px]]}}
{{Tapped Out Old King Coal Icon}}
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{{TB|[[Whacking Day|Hollow Snake Trunk]]}}
{{TB|Ridiculous! Old King Coal commands you all to return to the turn-of-the-century and start using coal again!}}
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{{TRs|{{Donut|60}}|2}}
{{THT|'''Task: '''Make Old King Coal Pretend to Rule Springfield (4h)|colspan=2}}
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{{TB|Task: Hatching Snakes<br/>Returns from {{TOCU|Whacking Day 2013}} and {{TOCU|Treehouse of Horror 2015}}.<br/>Also unlocks in the Whacking Day Bundle.}}
{{Tapped Out Old King Coal Icon}}
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{{TBT|[[File:Ninja Homer Practice Snake.png|50px]]}}
{{TB|By decree of the King, you shall all use coal!}}
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{{TB|[[Whacking Day|Ninja Homer Practice Snake]]}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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{{TB|Unlocks Ninja Homer.<br/>Returns from {{TOCU|Whacking Day 2013}} and {{TOCU|Yard Sale 2014}}.}}
{{TB|No one has to do as you say. We're a democracy here, Old King Coal.}}
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{{TBT|[[File:Snake Spakers.png|100px]]}}
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}
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{{TB|[[Whacking Day|Snake Speakers]]}}
{{TB|King Quimby might have something to say about that!}}
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{{TRs|{{Donut|40}}|2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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{{TRs|Task: Hatching Snakes<br/>Returns from {{TOCU|Whacking Day 2013}}.<br/>Also unlocks in the Whacking Day Bundle.|3}}
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{{TBT|[[File:Snake Stump.png|100px]]}}
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{{TB|[[Whacking Day|Snake Stump]]}}
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{{TBT|[[File:Snake Rock.png|100px]]}}
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{{TB|[[Whacking Day|Snake Rocks]]}}
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{{TB|{{Donut|30}}}}
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{{TBT|[[File:Wind Sock.png|50px]]}}
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{{TB|[[Whacking Day|Wind Sock]]}}
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{{TB|{{Cash|19000}}}}
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{{TRs|Returns from {{TOCU|Whacking Day 2013}}.|5}}
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{{TBT|[[File:Whacking Stick Stall.png|100px]]}}
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{{TB|[[Whacking Day|Whacking Stick Stall]]}}
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{{TB|{{Cash|15000}}}}
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{{TBT|[[File:Whacking Mugs Stalls.png|100px]]}}
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{{TB|[[Whacking Day|Whacking Mugs Stalls]]}}
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{{TB|{{Cash|10000}}}}
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{{TBT|[[File:Whacking T-shirt Stall.png|100px]]}}
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{{TB|[[Whacking Day|Whacking T-shirt Stall]]}}
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{{TB|{{Cash|4500}}}}
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{{TBT|[[File:Whacking Day Banner.png|50px]]}}
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{{TB|[[Whacking Day|Whacking Day Banner]]}}
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{{TB|{{Cash|1000}}}}
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{{TBT|[[File:Practice Snake Green.png|50px]]}}
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{{TB|[[Whacking Day|Green Practice Snake]]}}
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{{TRs||4}}
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{{TRs|Unlocks in the Whacking Day Bundle.<br/>Returns from {{TOCU|Whacking Day 2013}}.|4}}
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{{TBT|[[File:Practice Snake Purple.png|50px]]}}
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{{TB|[[Whacking Day|Purple Practice Snake]]}}
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{{TBT|[[File:Practice Snake Red.png|50px]]}}
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{{TB|[[Whacking Day|Red Practice Snake]]}}
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{{TBT|[[File:Practice Snake Yellow.png|50px]]}}
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{{TB|[[Whacking Day|Yellow Practice Snake]]}}
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{{THT|[[Fort Sensible]] is available in [[The Simpsons: Tapped Out Wild West content update/Act 2|Wild West Act 2]]. [[Whacking Day|Snake Statue]] and [[Little Girl in the Big Ten|Balancing Beam w/Gymnastic Lisa]] didn't return.|colspan=4}}
 
}}
 
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==Bundle==
 
{{Table|
 
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Old King Coal's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
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{{TH|Image|width=300px}}
{{Tapped Out Old King Coal Icon}}
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{{TH|Name}}
{{TB|If you refuse my coal then I'll teach you just how badass coal really is.}}
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{{TH|Cost}}
{{Tapped Out Old King Coal Icon}}
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{{TH|Notes}}
{{TB|When coal is burned into fly ash, uranium is concentrated into ten times their original levels!}}
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{{TBT|[[File:WD2016 Bundle.png|100px]]}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
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{{TB|[[Whacking Day]] Bundle}}
{{TB|TMI!}}
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{{TB|{{Donut|125}}}}
{{Tapped Out Old King Coal Icon}}
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{{TB|Requires Lumpy to not be unlocked.<br/>Includes: Lumpy, Snake Speakers, Snake Rocks, Hollow Snake Trunk, Snake Stump,<br/>Green Practice Snake, Purple Practice Snake, Red Practice Snake and Yellow Practice Snake.}}
{{TB|Just wait until I tell you what coal is made of! Hint… your favorite pets.}}
 
{{THT|'''Task: '''Make Old King Coal Teach About Coal (8h, Springfield Library)<br/>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
 
}}
 
}}
====Total Recoal Pt. 4====
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==Item Origins==
 
{{Table|
 
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Skinner's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
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{{TH|Item or Building}}
{{Tapped Out Skinner Icon}}
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{{TH|Episode}}
{{TB|This has been fantastically interesting Old King Coal.}}
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{{TBT|Western Snake, Pet Snake, Ninja Homer, Bare Chested Willie, Hollow Snake Trunk, Ninja Homer Practice Snake, Snake Speakers, Snake Stump, Snake Rocks,<br/>Wind Sock, Whacking Stick Stall, Whacking Mugs Stalls, Whacking T-shirt Stall, Whacking Day Banner, Green Practice Snake, Purple Practice Snake, Red Practice Snake, Yellow Practice Snake}}
{{Tapped Out Skinner Icon}}
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{{TB|[[Whacking Day]]}}
{{TB|Why don't you bring your smoke and coal show to the school.}}
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{{TBT|Lumpy}}
{{Tapped Out Old King Coal Icon}}
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{{TB|[['Round Springfield]]}}
{{TB|Anything to let people know about how bad Old King Coal is.}}
 
{{THT|'''Task: '''Make Old King Coal Give a Talk About Coal (1h, Springfield Elementary)<br/>'''Task: '''Make Youngsters Listen Intently [x4] (1h, Springfield Elementary)|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Old King Coal Icon}}
 
{{TB|... so not only does coal release twice as much CO2 as natural gas, it also releases methane, which is 21 times worse than CO2.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Old King Coal Icon}}
 
{{TB|Truly, coal is a dangerous substance that everyone should fear.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
 
{{TB|Wow! Coal is so hot, it's cool!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
 
{{TB|You're a good teacher King Coal!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Ralph Icon}}
 
{{TB|I love black rocks!}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
 
}}
 
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====Total Recoal Pt. 5====
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==Gameplay==
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===The Whack is Back===
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'''Notes: '''Every tapped snake gives you 10 {{TOCU|Wild West}} Event Currency! Tapping Snake Speakers attracts the snakes to them!
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====The Whack is Back Pt. 1====
 
{{Table|
 
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Old King Coal's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
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{{THT|After the user logs in on May 9:|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Old King Coal Icon}}
 
{{TB|I don't want people to love me. I'm a nerd in a bowtie instead of the dark-hearted supervillain that I really am.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Old King Coal Icon}}
 
{{TB|The best way to teach the dangers of coal is to unleash them!}}
 
{{THT|'''Task: '''Make Old King Coal Blow Coal (24h)<br>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
====Superhero Bonus====
 
{{Table|
 
{{THT|After tapping on Auto's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|'''Task: '''Collect Brass Knuckles [x10000]<br/>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
====Springfield Books====
 
{{Table|
 
{{THT|After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
 
{{TB|Hey Milhouse look! The new book store is doing a signing with Radioactive Man's actor Dirk Richter!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
 
{{TB|Whoa! Did I hear “Dirk?” Let's go!}}
 
{{THT|'''Task: '''Make Bart Attend a Book Signing (8h, Springfield Books)<br/>'''Task: '''Make Milhouse Attend a Book Signing (8h, Springfield Books)|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
 
{{TB|Well that was disappointing.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
 
{{TB|Yeah, who knew there was a romance novel author with the same name.}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
====Band-Aids Box Pt. 2====
 
{{Table|
 
{{THT|After tapping on Auto's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|'''Task: '''Collect Soilant Red and Unlock the First Aid Kit<br/>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
====Clobber Girl====
 
{{Table|
 
{{THT|After tapping on Auto's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|'''Task: '''Collect Soilant Red and Unlock Clobber Girl Lisa<br/>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
====Lisa Smash and Bash! Pt. 1====
 
{{Table|
 
{{THT|After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
 
{{TB|Oh awesome Lisa, you have your super strength back!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
 
{{TB|How ‘bout beating up Nelson for me?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Clobber Girl Icon}}
 
{{TB|No Bart! Super strength doesn't mean one has to use it for violence.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Clobber Girl Icon}}
 
{{TB|I will show people that problems can be solved without violence.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{TB|Like opening this pickle jar for me?}}
 
{{THT|'''Task: '''Make Clobber Girl Open a Stuck Jar (6s, Simpson House)|colspan=2}}
 
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Whoa, Lisa! I just wanted the lid off, not the jar smashed to bits with your fists.}}
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{{TB|...Whack...}}
{{Tapped Out Clobber Girl Icon}}
 
{{TB|Hmm, guess my super powers cause me to be a little more violent than I need to be.}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
====Lisa Smash and Bash! Pt. 2====
 
{{Table|
 
{{THT|After tapping on Apu's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon}}
 
{{TB|Excuse me Clobber Girl, but my safe door seems to be stuck, could you open it for me?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Clobber Girl Icon}}
 
{{TB|That sounds like an innocent non-violent use of my power.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Snake Icon}}
 
{{TB|Alright, losers… this is like a hold up. Correction: not “like a hold up,” this IS one.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon}}
 
{{TB|Clobber Girl! Do Something!}}
 
{{THT|'''Task: '''Make Clobber Girl Throw a Safe (4h, Kwik-E-Mart)|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon}}
 
{{TB|Thanks Clobber Girl. But now my safe is a permanent part of Mr. Snake.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Clobber Girl Icon}}
 
{{TB|Gahh! I did it again. I just can't help being too violent. It's just such a quick and easy way to solve problems.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Clobber Girl Icon}}
 
{{TB|I need to be better than this, no more violence!}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
====Lisa Smash and Bash! Pt. 3====
 
{{Table|
 
{{THT|After tapping on Milhouse's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
 
{{TB|Clobber Girl! You have to help! Bart and Nelson have gotten into a fight!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Clobber Girl Icon}}
 
{{TB|I'll help, but not with my super strength. I'll save the day with my words.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
 
{{TB|I'm tired of your bullying, you gap-tooth, torn sleeved doofus!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Nelson Icon}}
 
{{TB|That's it Simpson! I'll knock your block off and put your skull on my bicycle handlebars!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Clobber Girl Icon}}
 
{{TB|Guys, stop! There are better paths to take than violence.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Nelson Icon}}
 
{{TB|Shut up, Slobber Girl. Bart's gonna be my punching bag forever!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
 
{{TB|Owwww.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Clobber Girl Icon}}
 
{{TB|Enough!}}
 
{{THT|'''Task: '''Make Clobber Girl Break Up the Fight (8h, Springfield Elementary)|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
 
{{TB|You knocked out the bully and your brother without breaking a sweat! Now you've got me sweating!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Clobber Girl Icon}}
 
{{TB|Milhouse, I already feel super bad.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
 
{{TB|What do you mean? That was super cool!}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
====Lisa Smash and Bash! Pt. 4====
 
{{Table|
 
{{THT|After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Clobber Girl Icon}}
 
{{TB|Mom, I promised myself that I wouldn't use violence but it's all I've done! I'm such a bad person.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
 
{{TB|You're not a bad person, you're my little clobber girl. Look at how much good you've done!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
 
{{TB|You've fed your father, stopped a robbery and broken up a fight! All very good deeds.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
 
{{TB|Just because violence is bad, doesn't make the user of it a bad person. Especially if they used it for good deeds.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Clobber Girl Icon}}
 
{{TB|Thanks, Mom.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
 
{{TB|Now Clobber Girl should take off her gloves and go have some fun as Lisa!}}
 
{{THT|'''Task: '''Make Clobber Girl Chill Out (24h)<br/>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
====Attack Helicopter====
 
{{Table|
 
{{THT|After tapping on Auto's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
 
{{TB|You know Quimby, Arnie Pye is a lone bird above Springfield. Flying anywhere he wants, looking down on all of us… should he be allowed such unfettered freedom?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}
 
{{TB|You do have a point—hey, wait a minute… you're just gunning for new equipment for that useless department of yours!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
 
{{TB|In order to make them useful, “useless” departments need new equipment even more.}}
 
{{THT|'''Task: '''Collect Soilant Red and Unlock the Attack Helicopter<br/>'''Task: '''Place the Attack Helicopter<br/>'''Task: '''Tap the Attack Helicopter|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Arnie Pye Icon}}
 
{{TB|Whoa, I dunno if I wanna be in the air with that beast around.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
 
{{TB|Ah you've got nothing to worry about Arnie, nobody on the force knows how to fly it.}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
====X-Ray Machine====
 
{{Table|
 
{{THT|After tapping on Auto's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}
 
{{TB|Dear citizens of Springfield, we have a healthcare surplus for the exact price of one X-Ray machine.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}
 
{{TB|However there ah, wasn't enough surplus for a technician...}}
 
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}
 
{{TB|So when it arrives it'll be free to use by all unqualified citizens.}}
 
{{THT|'''Task: '''Collect Soilant Red and Unlock the X-Ray Machine<br/>'''Task: '''Place the X-Ray Machine<br/>'''Task: '''Tap the X-Ray Machine|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
 
{{TB|This might not be the safest thing to have open to everybody.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Ralph Icon}}
 
{{TB|I'm scanning my insides like Halloween candy!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
 
{{TB|Ralph! How long were you in there?}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
====Sciencewater Pt. 2====
 
{{Table|
 
{{THT|After tapping on Auto's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|'''Task: '''Collect Soilant Red and Unlock the Sciencewater Pack<br/>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
====Plastic Prison====
 
{{Table|
 
{{THT|After tapping on Auto's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
 
{{TB|Mayor Quimby, I have major concerns about our prisons.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}
 
{{TB|Yes Marge? I am listening.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
 
{{TB|The prisons in this town might not be adequate. Snake escapes from them on a weekly basis!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
 
{{TB|Citizens would surely benefit from a Snake-proof, secure prison.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
 
{{TB|So secure that only a magical wizard could escape it!}}
 
{{THT|'''Task: '''Collect Soilant Red and Unlock the Plastic Prison<br/>'''Task: '''Place the Plastic Prison<br/>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
====Stretch Dude Bart====
 
{{Table|
 
{{THT|After tapping on Auto's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|'''Task: '''Collect Soilant Red and Unlock Stretch Dude Bart<br/>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
====Twist of Fate Pt. 1====
 
{{Table|
 
{{THT|After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
 
{{TB|Hey Milhouse, with my stretch powers back, it's time to PULL some pranks!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
 
{{TB|Oooh, you could slap Nelson from across the room!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
 
{{TB|Nelson is small potatoes, especially when I've got a big dumb russet in Skinner.}}
 
{{THT|'''Task: '''Make Stretch Dude Bart Prank Skinner (4h, Springfield Elementary)|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Skinner Icon}}
 
{{TB|Who wrote “Skinner smells like re-refried beans coming out of a donkey's butt?”}}
 
{{Tapped Out Skinner Icon}}
 
{{TB|Bart, I know you got your stretch powers back. Do you really want to use them on such a weak target?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Skinner Icon}}
 
{{TB|And yes, by “weak” I realize I'm talking about myself.}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
====Twist of Fate Pt. 2====
 
{{Table|
 
{{THT|After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
 
{{TB|You know what Milhouse, Skinner has inspired me to do more with my powers.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
 
{{TB|Stretching to snag drumsticks from Homer and fooling friends with shoulder taps is beneath me.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
 
{{TB|Hold that thought. Someone's tapping my shoulder… maybe a new friend!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
 
{{TB|Sorry, old habit… but starting now, I promise to use my powers to make money!}}
 
{{THT|'''Task: '''Make Stretch Dude Bart Create a Superpower Business (8h, Bart's Treehouse)<br/>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
====Twist of Fate Pt. 3====
 
{{Table|
 
{{THT|After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
 
{{TB|Are you lacking a ladder? Do you need a human bridge, umbrella, or parachute? Hire Stretch Dude now!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon}}
 
{{TB|Oh Stretch diddly-Dude, I could make use of your powers!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon}}
 
{{TB|I can't reach Rod and Todd's new curtain rod. Think you could hold it high for this neighbourly guy?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
 
{{TB|That'll be fifty bucks!}}
 
{{THT|'''Task: '''Make Stretch Dude Bart Install a Curtain Rod (12h, Flanders House)|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon}}
 
{{TB|What a wonderful job! The curtain rod's on the level and so are you, Stretch Dude!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon}}
 
{{TB|I'm gonna spread the good word about your good work!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
 
{{TB|Glad I could unburden some of your wallet weight, sir!}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
====Twist of Fate Pt. 4====
 
{{Table|
 
{{THT|After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon}}
 
{{TB|Stretch Dude! I need you to help us install more ornate stained glass into the church ceiling!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
 
{{TB|I think your stretchy powers could make for a great radiation catcher at the reactor.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
 
{{TB|Bart! You have non-superhero chores to do at home!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
 
{{TB|Arrgh! Enough! I can only stretch in 5, maybe 6 directions!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
 
{{TB|That's it. My prices have doubled. Mom, I'll give you the family discount.}}
 
{{THT|'''Task: '''Make Stretch Dude Bart Provide Stretchy Services [x3] (12h, First Church of Springfield)<br/>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
====Twist of Fate Pt. 5====
 
{{Table|
 
{{THT|After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon}}
 
{{TB|Since Stretch Dude Inc. went into business I haven't sold a single ladder. Yes, Kwik-E-Mart sells ladders!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon}}
 
{{TB|Stretch Dude Inc. must be stopped, for the sake of me and my eight children!}}
 
{{THT|'''Task: '''Make Apu Confront Stretch Dude Inc. (24h, Bart's Treehouse)|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon}}
 
{{TB|Stretch Dude, you are stretching my patience. Please stop your fantastic elastic business.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
 
{{TB|Nothing a little money can't fix.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
 
{{TB|You can pay me to stop stretching… for a hefty sum of course.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon}}
 
{{TB|My business will surely rebound! Thanks to the corporate bribery that I have grown accustomed to.}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
====Superhero Bonus====
 
{{Table|
 
{{THT|After tapping on Auto's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|'''Task: '''Collect Soilant Red [x12000])<br/>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
====Band-Aids Box Pt. 3====
 
{{Table|
 
{{THT|After tapping on Auto's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|'''Task: '''Collect Canned Crab Juice and Unlock the First Aid Kit<br/>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
====X-Ray Truck====
 
{{Table|
 
{{THT|After tapping on Auto's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}}
 
{{TB|Oh I must have the best movie prop collection in all of Springfield.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}}
 
{{TB|Nay! All of America!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
 
{{TB|Dude, you have a lot of small stuff. You're missing that one big, cool showpiece!}}
 
{{THT|'''Task: '''Collect Canned Crab Juice and Unlock the X-Ray Truck<br/>'''Task: '''Place the X-Ray Truck|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}}
 
{{TB|Aha! Now does this quell your vapid criticism?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
 
{{TB|You've nailed the big part, but an X-Ray truck? Lame!}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
====Sciencewater Pt. 3====
 
{{Table|
 
{{THT|After tapping on Auto's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|'''Task: '''Collect Canned Crab Juice and Unlock the Sciencewater Pack<br/>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
====Bouncing Battle Baby====
 
{{Table|
 
{{THT|After tapping on Auto's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|'''Task: '''Collect Canned Crab Juice and Unlock Bouncing Battle Baby Maggie<br/>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
====Little Maggie Had Superpowers Pt. 1====
 
{{Table|
 
{{THT|After tapping on Quimby's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}
 
{{TB|Gahh, there's mice in the city hall vents! Catching mice falls under the Police Department's auspices.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
 
{{TB|No cop under my command could possibly fit in those vents, let alone someone with my curves.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
 
{{TB|How about a baby?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}
 
{{TB|You monster! The City can't just go around employing babies willy-nilly}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bouncing Battle Baby Icon}}
 
{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>suck suck<nowiki>*</nowiki>}}
 
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}
 
{{TB|Er, well I suppose there is one right there. Perhaps it couldn’t hurt to er, try.}}
 
{{THT|'''Task: '''Make Bouncing Battle Baby Clean out the Vents (12h, Town Hall)<br/>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
====Little Maggie Had Superpowers Pt. 2====
 
{{Table|
 
{{THT|After tapping on Cletus's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Cletus Icon}}
 
{{TB|Say blue-haired Marge, could weez Spucklers borrow that there bouncing super baby of yours?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Cletus Icon}}
 
{{TB|Weez makin' moonshine and needz the trail to the still tamped down.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
 
{{TB|I don't approve of moonshine but as long as Maggie's compensated fairly… I'll allow her butt to help.}}
 
{{THT|'''Task: '''Make Bouncing Battle Baby Butt Slam (4h)|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
 
{{TB|Maggie you're back, how was working at Cletus's Farm?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bouncing Battle Baby Icon}}
 
{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>suck<nowiki>*</nowiki>}}
 
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
 
{{TB|And what did he pay you?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
 
{{TB|A jug of moonshine?! I lend my baby out to hill people and this is what you get?!}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
====Little Maggie Had Superpowers Pt. 3====
 
{{Table|
 
{{THT|After tapping on Comic Book Guy's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}}
 
{{TB|Hello, Marge. I'm told you manage Springfield's newest superhero, Bouncing Battle Baby.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}}
 
{{TB|I kindly request her presence at a book signing at the Android's Dungeon.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
 
{{TB|Only if you pay her! Cletus paid her in moonshine!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}}
 
{{TB|No worries ma'am. I only pay in common currency!}}
 
{{THT|'''Task: '''Make Bouncing Battle Baby Squiggle Autographs (8h, Android's Dungeon)|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
 
{{TB|Maggie you're back, how was signing books at Android's Dungeon?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bouncing Battle Baby Icon}}
 
{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>suck<nowiki>*</nowiki>}}
 
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
 
{{TB|And what did he pay you?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
 
{{TB|An Archie comic?! The lowest of the low! People are too willing to take advantage.}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
====Little Maggie Had Superpowers Pt. 4====
 
{{Table|
 
{{THT|After tapping on Moe's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
 
{{TB|Hi ya Midge! I could use your help. I've got this bowling tournament... and my ball's in the shop… if I don't bowl they'll kick me out of the league.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
 
{{TB|Now Bouncing Battle Baby there, she's about the size of a bowling ball. I'm just sayin'…}}
 
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
 
{{TB|No way Moe! People keep using Maggie for personal gains. That's not what superheroes are supposed to do!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
 
{{TB|No more borrowing Bouncing Battle Baby! She'll do what she wants from now on.}}
 
{{THT|'''Task: '''Make Bouncing Battle Baby Bounce Around (24h)<br/>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
====Spirography Factory====
 
{{Table|
 
{{THT|After tapping on Auto's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
 
{{TB|Homer, have you seen Ned's new paintings? They're gorgeous!}}
 
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Gorgeous? I doubt that. Anything stupid Flanders can do, I could do better.}}
+
{{TB|...ing...}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Well actually... the only artistic thing I can do is make up song lyrics on the fly.}}
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{{TB|...day...}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|If only there was an easy way for me to out-do Flanders' art...}}
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{{TB|Whack...ing...Day...}}
{{THT|'''Task: '''Collect Canned Crab Juice and Unlock the Spirography Factory<br/>'''Task: '''Build the Spirography Factory<br/>'''Task: '''Make Homer "Draw" "Beautiful" "Art" (12h, Spirography Factory)|colspan=2}}
 
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Hey Ned, check out my art that is way better than yours… WAY better!}}
+
{{TB|Whacking Day!}}
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon}}
 
{{TB|Wow Homer, you've done such prepossessing geometric work and those parallel contours are just exquisite.}}
 
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Thanks, I guess.}}
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{{TB|Whacking-Day-Whacking-Day-Whacking-Day!!!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Outdoing Flanders was way less rewarding than outdoing the dog!}}
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{{TB|LISA!!!! Do you know what day is almost here?! I'll give you a hint: it involves whacking, and it's a day.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
}}
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{{TB|Jeez, let me guess...}}
====Dr. Lenny's Lab====
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{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{Table|
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{{TB|Can we just skip our beloved family snake-bludgeoning festival this year? Look around! It's Western times!}}
{{THT|After tapping on Auto's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
+
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
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{{TB|Let's just focus on the current theme! Can't we lay off the animals, and just focus on gunning down our fellow human beings?}}
{{TB|Smithers, I'm not happy with any of my current abodes.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon}}
 
{{TB|Do you need another mansion built sir?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
 
{{TB|No no, not just another mansion. All my mansions represent only a part of me, the rich part.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
 
{{TB|I need a house that will represent all parts of me, rich, evil, reclusive.}}
 
{{THT|'''Task: '''Collect Canned Crab Juice and Unlock Dr. Lenny's Lab<br/>'''Task: '''Build Dr. Lenny's Lab<br/>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
====Dr. Crab====
 
{{Table|
 
{{THT|After tapping on Auto's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|'''Task: '''Collect Canned Crab Juice and Unlock Dr. Crab<br/>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
====Superhero Bonus====
 
{{Table|
 
{{THT|After tapping on Auto's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|'''Task: '''Collect Canned Crab Juice [x12000]<br/>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
====Fishing For Compliments Pt. 1====
 
{{Table|
 
{{THT|After tapping on Dr. Crab's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Dr. Crab Icon}}
 
{{TB|Looks like I am stuck in zis horrid town.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Dr. Crab Icon}}
 
{{TB|I never realized that being a crab would create so much attention.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Dr. Crab Icon}}
 
{{TB|Perhaps it iz time to return to looking like ze human, and rediscover Dr. Vladmir Krabokov.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Dr. Crab Icon}}
 
{{TB|But zhat will require access to ze uranium, I must find a way to into ze nuclear plant.}}
 
{{THT|'''Task: '''Make Dr. Crab Study Nuclear Plant Workers (12h, Control Building)|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Dr. Crab Icon}}
 
{{TB|I have located ze stupid one. Now to put my plan into action.}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
====Fishing For Compliments Pt. 2====
 
{{Table|
 
{{THT|After tapping on Dr. Crab's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Dr. Crab Icon}}
 
{{TB|Hello, I am--}}
 
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|-- Ooo a talking crab! Either I've fallen asleep in cioppino or the plant's got a new mascot!}}
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{{TB|Not this year, Lisa! You tricked me out of Whacking Day for the last two years in a row.}}
{{Tapped Out Dr. Crab Icon}}
 
{{TB|-- um yes! I am ze new nuclear plant mascot!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Dr. Crab Icon}}
 
{{TB|Please take me into ze plant so I may do my crazy moves for za verkers.}}
 
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Wait a minute, bub… first I want a hug!}}
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{{TB|Besides, I'm tired of battling humans in the streets. Humans are smart! Cold-brained reptiles are much easier to hunt!}}
{{THT|'''Task: '''Make Homer Compromise Power Plant Security (8h, Control Building)<br/>'''Task: '''Make Dr. Crab Mascot the Power Plant Workers (8h, Control Building)<br/>'''Task: '''Make Dr. Crab Steal Uranium (8h, Control Building)|colspan=2}}
+
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{Tapped Out Lenny Icon}}
+
{{TB|Fine. But no snake-whacking! We're going to do this thing my way!}}
{{TB|Wow that mascot was great!}}
+
{{THT|'''Task: ''': Pat 5 Snakes to Sleep|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Carl Icon}}
 
{{TB|I never knew a dancing, singing crab was what I needed to make me feel better about my job and my life!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lenny Icon}}
 
{{TB|Hey, anybody see some uranium laying around?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Carl Icon}}
 
{{TB|Nope, none today.}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
====Fishing For Compliments Pt. 3====
 
{{Table|
 
{{THT|After tapping on Dr. Crab's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Dr. Crab Icon}}
 
{{TB|Hmm, ze workers really seem to like ze mascot act.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Dr. Crab Icon}}
 
{{TB|I shall use it as my cover in ze Kwik-Ze-Mart to get ze final parts zhat I need.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Dr. Crab Icon}}
 
{{TB|Just need one cheap phone charger, an electric toothbrush, and a bag of ze Cheesie Chippos.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Dr. Crab Icon}}
 
{{TB|Ze cheesies are for me, zhey are so tasty.}}
 
{{THT|'''Task: '''Make Dr. Crab Steal Machine Parts (4h, Kwik-E-Mart)|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon}}
 
{{TB|Hey! Where are you going with my stuff, crab person!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Dr. Crab Icon}}
 
{{TB|Oh me? I am not taking ze stuff, I am mascot here to cheer you on!}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
====Fishing For Compliments Pt. 4====
 
{{Table|
 
{{THT|After tapping on Apu's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon}}
 
{{TB|Ooo, Kwik-E-Mart Corp's very own mascot!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon}}
 
{{TB|Wait, is this going to cost me?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Dr. Crab Icon}}
 
{{TB|All I ask is one cheap phone charger, an electric toothbrush, and a bag of ze Cheesie Chippos.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon}}
 
{{TB|Deal!}}
 
{{THT|'''Task: '''Make Dr. Crab Crab Dance (4h)|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon}}
 
{{TB|Oh how fun! What was your name Mr. Mascot?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Dr. Crab Icon}}
 
{{TB|My name iz Dr. Crab.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon}}
 
{{TB|What a fantastically fun mascot name. May I ask, is there a Nurse Crayfish?}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
====Fishing For Compliments Pt. 5====
 
{{Table|
 
{{THT|After tapping on Dr. Crab's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Dr. Crab Icon}}
 
{{TB|Hmm, it seems as zough people really like having a crab person valking around.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Dr. Crab Icon}}
 
{{TB|Maybe I should stay as ze crab and not become ze human again. Human is zo boring.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Dr. Crab Icon}}
 
{{TB|As Dr. Crab I can live my life plotting vays to kill Radioactive Man.}}
 
{{THT|'''Task: '''Make Dr. Crab Build a Death Ray (24h)<br/>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
====One Week Wonder Films====
 
{{Table|
 
{{THT|After tapping on Mr. Burns's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
 
{{TB|Smithers, let's make another movie. It'll have to be a blockbuster though. So pitch me a blockbuster!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
 
{{TB|And don't tell me it's hard.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon}}
 
{{TB|You could decide on a subject matter by looking at popular Google searches, sir.}}
 
{{THT|'''Task: '''Play Felon Battles in Friend Towns and Unlock One Week Wonder Films<br/>'''Task: '''Build One Week Wonder Films<br/>'''Task: '''Make Smithers Research Google Searches (8h, One Week Wonder Films)|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon}}
 
{{TB|It seems like the popular searches are for cute kittens and free porn.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
 
{{TB|Perfect! We have our movie Smithers!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon}}
 
{{TB|I'm not sure audiences or P.E.T.A. would find that an acceptable story, sir.}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
====Bastille Day====
 
{{Table|
 
{{THT|After tapping on Auto's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
 
 
{{TBT|System Message}}
 
{{TBT|System Message}}
{{TB|Celebrate Bastille Day with everyone's favorite french femme fatale, Charcoal Briquette! Available now in The Collector's Store!}}
+
{{TB|Stock up on traditional Whacking Day goodies before it's too late!}}
 +
{{THT|[[File:WD2016 Store.png|300px]]<br/>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
}}
====Charcoal Chef Pt. 1====
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====The Whack is Back Pt. 2====
 
{{Table|
 
{{Table|
 
{{THT|After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Another barbecue at Ned's and I'm not invited! He mangles my moustache!... if I had a moustache!}}
+
{{TB|Lisa, if we just PAT the snakes, they'll lose respect for us. And respect for humans is probably very important in snake culture. Can't I whack just one?}}
{{Tapped Out Charcoal Briquette Icon}}
+
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|Do you want me to flambé this Flanders?}}
+
{{TB|Can you just smack them around a little? That might not be too bad.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{TB|Don't burn Flanders. Burn his food.}}
 
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|It's my experience, when you destroy a man's food, you destroy a man's heart.}}
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{{TB|Well, it's not as good as murder. Any idiot could see that. But I suppose it's better than just leaving the snakes alone. Which would be AWFUL.}}
{{THT|'''Task: '''Make Charcoal Briquette Burn Food at the BBQ (4h, Flanders House)|colspan=2}}
+
{{THT|'''Task: ''': Slap 5 Snakes Down<br/>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Charcoal Briquette Icon}}
 
{{TB|Muahaha, now all your food is better for charcoal zan for eating.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon}}
 
{{TB|I'm not so sure, Ms. Briquette. My steak is looking pretty delicious!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon}}
 
{{TB|Mmmm… Breaking news… it is delicious!}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
 
}}
 
}}
====Charcoal Chef Pt. 2====
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====The Whack is Back Pt. 3====
 
{{Table|
 
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
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{{THT|After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon}}
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{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|Ms. Briquette, you must enter Channel 6's new cooking competition – “Sizzlin' in Springfield!”}}
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{{TB|Dad, the snakes look miserable. Can't we just leave them alone?}}
{{Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon}}
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{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|You could cook up some wonderful prizes.}}
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{{TB|If you take getting whacked away from the snakes, they've got nothing. Everything you're saying is incredibly selfish and inhumane.}}
{{Tapped Out Charcoal Briquette Icon}}
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{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|I would not know how to cook za prizes. Maybe seared or sautéed?}}
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{{TB|...}}
{{Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon}}
 
{{TB|The prize for winning “Sizzlin' in Springfield” is the prestige you'd reap across the country, namely here and other Springfields.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Charcoal Briquette Icon}}
 
{{TB|Keep talking...}}
 
{{THT|'''Task: '''Make Kent Brockman Persuade Charcoal Briquette (8h, Channel 6)<br/>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
====Charcoal Chef Pt. 3====
 
{{Table|
 
{{THT|After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon}}
 
{{TB|Welcome to “Sizzlin' in Springfield!” Channel 6's own copycat cooking competition show.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon}}
 
{{TB|Today we have the beautiful femme fatale Charcoal Briquette! Her super villain powers give her a very interesting cooking technique!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon}}
 
{{TB|Show the audience your stuff, Briquette!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Charcoal Briquette Icon}}
 
{{TB|My stuff?! Ave you tricked me onto one of zeez kinds of shows! Mais quel pervert!}}
 
{{THT|'''Task: '''Make Charcoal Briquette Shoot Flames at Kent Brockman (2h, Channel 6)|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon}}
 
{{TB|Wow! You missed me, Ms. Briquette but let's try this Crème you Brûlée'd instead.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon}}
 
{{TB|Mmmm, oh my, what great caramelization, you've torched this perfectly Ms. Briquette!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon}}
 
{{TB|I must declare Charcoal Briquette tonight's top chef! She is surely Sizzlin' in Springfield!}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
====Charcoal Chef Pt. 4====
 
{{Table|
 
{{THT|After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Charcoal Briquette Icon}}
 
{{TB|Ze fame of "Sizzlin' in Springfield” az reminded me of why I got into villainy in ze first place, ze infamy!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Charcoal Briquette Icon}}
 
{{TB|When I became a villain I vowed zat everyone would know ze name Charcoal Briquette as more zan just a nice piece of ash.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Charcoal Briquette Icon}}
 
{{TB|Now I av my chance to do just zat.}}
 
{{THT|'''Task: '''Make Charcoal Briquette Flame On (4h)|colspan=2}}
 
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Mmm what a fantastically flamed burger!}}
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{{TB|Ugh, fine, I'll stop. And I was just about to double whack a big one!}}
{{Tapped Out Cletus Icon}}
 
{{TB|This is the best braised possum I've ever sunk me rotten teeth into.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon}}
 
{{TB|You've brought my already burnt hot dogs back to life, Ms. Briquette.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Charcoal Briquette Icon}}
 
{{TB|Oh merci, merci.}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
====Charcoal Chef Pt. 5====
 
{{Table|
 
{{THT|After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Charcoal Briquette Icon}}
 
{{TB|Ah, I am ze best cuisinière, everyone in Springfield knows my name.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon}}
 
{{TB|Charcoal, would you please make me one of those steaks you made the first time I met you?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon}}
 
{{TB|Tonight's top story: nothing I've tasted since could come close to that perfection.}}
 
{{THT|'''Task: '''Make Charcoal Briquette Medium Rare (24h)|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon}}
 
{{TB|This steak is a brick! It's scorched to oblivion!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon}}
 
{{TB|All this fame has taken a simmering woman and made her into a boiling hot head!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon}}
 
{{TB|I'm going to have to close the lid on your reign as Springfield's Top Chef.}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
====Sequel Squad Membership====
 
{{Table|
 
{{THT|After tapping on 24 hours after first Friend visit
 
Fallout Boy's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Fallout Boy Icon}}
 
{{TB|Now, what we need is to find a new name for our team.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Fallout Boy Icon}}
 
{{TB|Something strong, punchy, easy for a man, woman or child to call out in exclamation.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Fallout Boy Icon}}
 
{{TB|How ‘bout Sequel Squad!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Pie Man Icon}}
 
{{TB|What if this is a reboot and not an actual sequel? Superhero names have to be accurate. Especially if we're getting costumes printed up.}}
 
{{TBT|System Message}}
 
{{TB|Get the Sequel Squad Membership Card and earn double rewards for capturing Criminals in a friend's town!}}
 
{{TBT|Sequel Squad Membership<br/>Purchased System Message}}
 
{{TB|Congratulations on your purchase of the Sequel Squad Membership Card. You'll now get double rewards for tapping Criminals in a friend's town!}}
 
}}
 
====Burning Memories====
 
{{Table|
 
{{THT|After tapping on Mr. Burns's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
 
{{TB|Oh Wholesome and Sons, I have many fond memories of avoiding bullies in your comic comfort.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
 
{{TB|And you're back, just as I remember... burning.}}
 
{{THT|'''Task: '''Make Mr. Burns Recall Childhood Memories (4h, Control Building)|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
 
{{TB|I used to be haunted by the memories of this place every time I heard my own name.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
 
{{TB|Now I have the actual shop here to haunt me of father's arson of my childhood pleasures... and the shop too I guess.}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
====Lasers are Forever====
 
{{Table|
 
{{THT|After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}
 
{{TB|Citizens of Springfield, I would like to introduce Springfield's very first satellite!}}
 
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Whoa! Does it have lasers?}}
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{{TB|His head's a little bumpy, but we'll just put a hat on him and he's good as new!}}
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}
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{{THT|[[File:Western Snake.png|100px]][[File:Western Snake Unlock.png|300px]]<br/>Quest reward: Western Snake, {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|100}}|colspan=2}}
{{TB|No, it doesn't come equipped with lasers.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lenny Icon}}
 
{{TB|No lasers?! How uncool is that?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Carl Icon}}
 
{{TB|Yeah, we could have destroyed Shelbyville with lasers!}}
 
{{THT|'''Task: '''Make Springfielders Protest the Lack of Lasers [x5] (12h, Town Hall)|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon}}
 
{{TB|Actually, I did install lasers, to measure gravitational waves and discover the origins of the universe...}}
 
{{Tapped Out Carl Icon}}
 
{{TB|Point them at Shelbyville!}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
 
}}
 
}}
====Hidden High Jinks====
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===Homer Live===
 
{{Table|
 
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Auto's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
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{{THT|After the user logs in on May 9:|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Nice new basketball court Mr. Burns!}}
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{{TB|You know what the best kind of comedy is? Improv!}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
 
{{TB|Foolish Simpson! I haven't exercised since James Naismith and I hung the first peach basket.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
 
{{TB|This court is for much more than basket-ed ball.}}
 
{{THT|'''Task: '''Tap on the Basketball Court<br/>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
====Light at the End of the Wind Tunnel Pt. 1====
 
{{Table|
 
{{THT|After tapping on Citizen Solar's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Citizen Solar Icon}}
 
{{TB|You know what Wind Lad? I've been feeling pretty dandy lately.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Citizen Solar Icon}}
 
{{TB|The sun's been shining bright and I'm as cranked up as a Tesla supercharger.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wind Lad Icon}}
 
{{TB|I'm feeling great too. I'm spinning faster than a category 6 tornado-alley twister.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wind Lad Icon}}
 
{{TB|If these weather patterns keep up we may no longer be second rate heroes!}}
 
{{THT|'''Task: '''Make Citizen Solar Bathe in the Sun (4h)<br/>'''Task: '''Make Wind Lad Dance in the Wind (4h)|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Citizen Solar Icon}}
 
{{TB|I've never enjoyed the blazing, scorching, unbearable sun more!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wind Lad Icon}}
 
{{TB|There hasn't been more hot air blowing since the last GOP debate!}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
====Light at the End of the Wind Tunnel Pt. 2====
 
{{Table|
 
{{THT|After tapping on Citizen Solar's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wind Lad Icon}}
 
{{TB|Citizen Solar, what happens if the weather stops being so great for us?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Citizen Solar Icon}}
 
{{TB|We become nobodies again… dust in the wind, Wind Lad.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wind Lad Icon}}
 
{{TB|Maybe if we study the weather we'll be able to forecast low winds and poor UV light.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wind Lad Icon}}
 
{{TB|Then if the weather takes a turn for the worse we can just go into hiding!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Citizen Solar Icon}}
 
{{TB|Excellent idea Wind Lad. To the books we go!}}
 
{{THT|'''Task: '''Make Citizen Solar Study the Weather (8h, Springfield Library)<br/>'''Task: ''' Make Wind Lad Study the Weather (8h, Springfield Library)|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Citizen Solar Icon}}
 
{{TB|I've found some disturbing news about our new strength Wind Lad...}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wind Lad Icon}}
 
{{TB|Me too Citizen Solar...}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
====Light at the End of the Wind Tunnel Pt. 3====
 
{{Table|
 
{{THT|After tapping on Citizen Solar's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Citizen Solar Icon}}
 
{{TB|The reason my power has been so great lately is due to the thinning ozone layers.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Citizen Solar Icon}}
 
{{TB|More UV rays are shining onto the planet hence the boost to my solar power.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wind Lad Icon}}
 
{{TB|The higher average temperature increase has caused more storms and turbulence in the atmosphere.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wind Lad Icon}}
 
{{TB|Both of us are benefitting from the effects of climate change!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wind Lad Icon}}
 
{{TB|The only way we're both going to stay strong is if people keep using fossil fuels!}}
 
{{THT|'''Task: '''Make Citizen Solar Support Fossil Fuels (12h, Town Hall)<br/>'''Task: ''Make Wind Lad Deny Climate Change (12h, Town Hall)|colspan=2}}
 
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|What are you guys doing? You know the effects of climate change!}}
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{{TB|Last week you said improv was the worst kind of comedy.}}
{{Tapped Out Wind Lad Icon}}
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{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Exactly! If the earth is warming, how does Santa Claus still get around?}}
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{{TB|Oh, it is. The jokes are terrible. But you laugh like crazy at them anyway... which is what makes it the best kind of comedy.}}
{{Tapped Out Citizen Solar Icon}}
 
{{TB|We use oil for things we love. We put it on our salads, in our cars, and to cure squeaks.}}
 
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|Neither of those points make sense.}}
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{{TB|So bad jokes that people come up with on the spot are actually good jokes?}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
====Light at the End of the Wind Tunnel Pt. 4====
 
{{Table|
 
{{THT|After tapping on Citizen Solar's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
 
{{TB|I can't keep letting Wind Lad and Citizen Solar go around spouting this non-sense.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
 
{{TB|They're supposed to be supporters of clean energy!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{TB|Wind Lad did make a good point though. Santa still visits Springfield every year.}}
 
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|And the earth warming up is good for lots of wonderful things – palm trees, swimming pools, road runners, scorpions…}}
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{{TB|Exactly!}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
 
{{TB|Ugh.....}}
 
{{THT|'''Task: '''Make Lisa Research Clean Energy Benefits (4h, Springfield Library)<br/>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
====Light at the End of the Wind Tunnel Pt. 5====
 
{{Table|
 
{{THT|After tapping on Citizen Solar's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
 
{{TB|Wind Lad, Citizen Solar, you can't support fossil fuels anymore.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
 
{{TB|I know you think it's making you guys stronger, but you don't need to be stronger.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
 
{{TB|Renewable energy isn't meant to be more powerful than fossil fuels, it's meant to outlast them.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Citizen Solar Icon}}
 
{{TB|But how are we supposed to beat our enemies?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
 
{{TB|That's my point, you don't need to beat them, you're going to outlast them.}}
 
{{THT|'''Task: '''Make Citizen Solar Generate Renewable Energy (24h)<br/>'''Task: '''Make Wind Lad Blast Off (24h)|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Citizen Solar Icon}}
 
{{TB|I'm doing it Wind Lad! The sun's gentle caress is charging my solar cells. I'll be able to solar blast bad guys for years to come.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wind Lad Icon}}
 
{{TB|And continual gentle breezes will offer me the opportunity to fight today, tomorrow and forever!}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
====Springfield Asylum Gil Offer====
 
{{Table|
 
{{THT|After tapping on Auto's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Gil Icon}}
 
{{TB|Superheroes, today I have something that I am sure you will AB-SO-LU-TELY love!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Pie Man Icon}}
 
{{TB|A boatload of donuts on sale?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Fallout Boy Icon}}
 
{{TB|A superhero's utility belt?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Gil Icon}}
 
{{TB|No sorry, I was told not to do the first one ever again and the second would cost more to manufacture than I'm worth.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Pie Man Icon}}
 
{{TB|I hear ya.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Fallout Boy Icon}}
 
{{TB|...}}
 
{{Tapped Out Gil Icon}}
 
{{TB|I have something much much better! What about the Springfield Home for the Criminally Different?!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Fallout Boy Icon}}
 
{{TB|The what? That doesn't sound like something we'd love to have in Springfield.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Gil Icon}}
 
{{TB|It's a lunatic asylum, and it's EXACTLY what superheroes are looking for…}}
 
{{Tapped Out Gil Icon}}
 
{{TB|Did I mention that in the last ten months escapes are up 150% and that 75% of staff members end up as residents and visa versa?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Gil Icon}}
 
{{TB|How can you possibly beat that?}}
 
}}
 
=====Offer accepted=====
 
{{Table|
 
{{Tapped Out Gil Icon}}
 
{{TB|Good doing business with you, pally. Everyone needs friends and you and these loonies are gonna end up fast ones.}}
 
}}
 
=====Offer declined=====
 
{{Table|
 
{{Tapped Out Gil Icon}}
 
{{TB|Can't blame you for not wanting to add some zip-zam-zoom to your gloomy life. Probably afraid of the dark corners and the constant sounds of screaming…}}
 
}}
 
====A Lovely Lunatic Lunch====
 
{{Table|
 
{{THT|After tapping on Milhouse's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
 
{{TB|Dare you to go in the asylum Milhouse!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
 
{{TB|I double dare you to go into it!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
 
{{TB|I'd triple dare you but I'm unsure of numbers after that so let's just draw straws.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
 
{{TB|Okay.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
 
{{TB|Aww the short straw?! Alright, call the police if I'm not out in 5 minutes.}}
 
{{THT|'''Task: '''Make Milhouse Enter the Asylum (2h, Springfield Asylum)|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
 
{{TB|Bart! You'd never believe what I saw in the asylum!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
 
{{TB|You were in there for 4 hours!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
 
{{TB|I know! The patients were so entertaining.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
 
{{TB|We played escape games from these white jackets and something called loboto-me!}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
====Jurassic Spark Pt. 1====
 
{{Table|
 
{{THT|After tapping on If the user haven't started A Stalk To Remember
 
Petroleus Rex's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Petroleus Rex Icon}}
 
{{TB|Whoa! I just woke up from a dream where I was an environmental scientist named something silly like Rex Burnstein.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
 
{{TB|That wasn't a dream Petroleus, you were remembering your past. You were a famous environmentalist!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Petroleus Rex Icon}}
 
{{TB|Does being an environmental scientist include dousing things in petrol and lighting them on fire?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
 
{{TB|It definitely does not.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Petroleus Rex Icon}}
 
{{TB|Eh, doesn't sound like I'd be interested in it then.}}
 
{{THT|'''Task: '''Make Lisa Convince Petroleus Rex of His Past (4h, Springfield Library)<br/>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
====Jurassic Spark Pt. 2====
 
{{Table|
 
{{THT|After tapping on Petroleus Rex's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Petroleus Rex Icon}}
 
{{TB|So you're willing to teach me how to be an environmental scientist again?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
 
{{TB|Of course! You can become a world-renowned lover of earth again!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Petroleus Rex Icon}}
 
{{TB|That part doesn't really interest me.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Petroleus Rex Icon}}
 
{{TB|Truth is that there isn't much to do for a gasoline gunning T-Rex in Springfield.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
 
{{TB|Well let's start off with something easy, how about watering plants?}}
 
{{THT|'''Task: '''Make Petroleus Rex Terrorize Springfield (8h)|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
 
{{TB|No Petroleus! Plants need water not gasoline!}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
====Jurassic Spark Pt. 3====
 
{{Table|
 
{{THT|After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
 
{{TB|Okay so watering plants didn't work out. Perhaps water and oil by-products don't mix.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Petroleus Rex Icon}}
 
{{TB|All I remember about science is that petrol is the best way to liven a party.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
 
{{TB|Or an even better way; culturing bacteria in an Erlenmeyer Flask!}}
 
{{THT|'''Task: '''Make Petroleus Rex Do Research (24h)|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
 
{{TB|Petroleus! You've managed to mutate the bacteria I gave you into petroleum distilling organisms.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
 
{{TB|It's quite impressive and quite opposite what an environmental scientist should be doing.}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
====Jurassic Spark Pt. 4====
 
{{Table|
 
{{THT|After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
 
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|Perhaps you'd be better outside of the lab. How are you with paperwork?}}
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{{TB|Can you imagine if someone actually did improv with good jokes?}}
{{Tapped Out Petroleus Rex Icon}}
 
{{TB|Would paperwork involve fires and explosions?!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
 
{{TB|You can read about them in environmental impact reports at the library! Give it a try!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Petroleus Rex Icon}}
 
{{TB|Grrrrr...}}
 
{{THT|'''Task: '''Make Petroleus Rex Read About Environmental Science (12h, Springfield Library)|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
 
{{TB|Perhaps the library isn't the best place for you...}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
 
{{TB|I don't approve of school districts burning books and I know burning down the library was an accident, but still…}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
====Jurassic Spark Pt. 5====
 
{{Table|
 
{{THT|After tapping on Petroleus Rex's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Petroleus Rex Icon}}
 
{{TB|I'm not suited for this environmental stuff Lisa.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Petroleus Rex Icon}}
 
{{TB|I'm a mean, green, gas guzzling, meat masticating, jurassic machine.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Petroleus Rex Icon}}
 
{{TB|The lab life isn't for me, I must answer my true calling of being an evil villain.}}
 
{{THT|'''Task: '''Make Petroleus Rex Perform Evil Deeds (4h)<br/>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
====Withdrawing a Blank====
 
{{Table|
 
{{THT|After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
 
{{TB|Hey look Homer! Our bank is finally back!}}
 
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Bank... Ba... aank... Baaank, oh yeah! Those are the money places right?}}
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{{TB|No Lisa, I can't.}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
+
{{TBT|System Message}}
{{TB|Homer, I know you only cash your pay checks at Moe's but you can't forget what a bank is! C'mon, we're going to do a budget.}}
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{{TB|Watch Homer, LIVE for the first time ever, as he improvs to your Tweets on The Simpsons this Sunday, 8/7 central on FOX!}}
{{THT|'''Task: '''Make Marge Force Homer to Manage Finances (8h, First Bank Of Springfield, Homer)<br/>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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{{THT|[[File:Simprovised Tie-In Message.png|300px]]|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
}}
====A Flash of Two Nerds Pt. 1====
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==Premium Gameplay==
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===Snake Speakers===
 
{{Table|
 
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Milo's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
+
{{THT|After tapping on Snake Speakers:|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Milo Icon}}
+
{{Tapped Out Snake Icon}}
{{TB|Ah, it's great to be back in this nerd loving city.}}
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{{TB|Oh no, dude, you've figured out my secret weakness: kickin' bass.}}
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}}
 
{{TB|Do we really need another comic book store in this town?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}
 
{{TB|Competition leads to lower prices. This does not apply to government contracts.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Milo Icon}}
 
{{TB|I'm going to step up the game in the comic book business.}}
 
{{THT|'''Task: '''Make Milo Give out Japanese Hard Candy (4h)<br/>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
 
}}
 
}}
====A Flash of Two Nerds Pt. 2====
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===Ninja Homer Goes West===
 
{{Table|
 
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Comic Book Guy's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
+
{{THT|After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}}
+
{{Tapped Out Ninja Homer Icon}}
{{TB|I can't let this interloper steal my customer base. I must do the one thing I hate the most...}}
+
{{TB|Woooooo, hya!}}
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}}
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{{THT|'''Task: '''Celebrate Whacking Day at the Wild West Plaza (6s, Town Plaza)<br/>'''Character: '''Ninja Homer|colspan=2}}
{{TB|...a promotional sale.}}
+
{{Tapped Out Lenny Icon}}
{{THT|'''Task: '''Make Comic Book Guy Implement Promotional Prices (8h, Android's Dungeon)|colspan=2}}
+
{{TB|Homer what are you doing here in that get up? This is the Wild West!}}
{{Tapped Out Milo Icon}}
+
{{Tapped Out Carl Icon}}
{{TB|Android's Dungeon puts on a sale before I can even hang my “open-abierto” sign?!}}
+
{{TB|Yeah, we haven't had a Whacking Day in years! Why don't you make like a ninja and vanish.}}
{{Tapped Out Milo Icon}}
+
{{Tapped Out Ninja Homer Icon}}
{{TB|There's only one way to retaliate…}}
+
{{TB|D'oh!}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
}}
====A Flash of Two Nerds Pt. 3====
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===Wing Chun for Dummies===
 
{{Table|
 
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Milo's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
+
{{THT|After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Milo Icon}}
 
{{TB|A better promotional sale!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Milo Icon}}
 
{{TB|25% off of everything opening sale!}}
 
{{THT|'''Task: '''Make Milo Mark Everything 25% Off (8h, Coolsville)|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}}
 
{{TB|He's putting everything on sale!?! This means war.}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
====A Flash of Two Nerds Pt. 4====
 
{{Table|
 
{{THT|After tapping on Comic Book Guy's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}}
 
{{TB|Calling all tiny comic book nerds! What type of sale do you desire?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
 
{{TB|You want OUR sales advice?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}}
 
{{TB|I hate myself for listening to my customers, but yes.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
 
{{TB|Buy one get one free!}}
 
{{THT|'''Task: '''Make Comic Book Guy Start a Buy One Get One Free Sale (12h, Android's Dungeon)<br/>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
====A Flash of Two Nerds Pt. 5====
 
{{Table|
 
{{THT|After tapping on Milo's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Milo Icon}}
 
{{TB|Buy one get one free?! I'll better that -- 50% off everything.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}}
 
{{TB|No bonus?! I can beat that – buy any comic, get the whole series free!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Milo Icon}}
 
{{TB|A whole series? How about a free crisp $50 for entering my store!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}}
 
{{TB|Free limited edition, one of a kind memorabilia with every purchase!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Milo Icon}}
 
{{TB|One of whatever you want with any sized purchase!}}
 
{{THT|'''Task: '''Make Comic Book Guy Have Unreasonable Promotions (24h, Android's Dungeon)<br/>'''Task: '''Make Milo Have Unreasonable Sales (24h, Coolsville)<br/>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
====A Flash of Two Nerds Pt. 6====
 
{{Table|
 
{{THT|After tapping on Milo's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Milo Icon}}
 
{{TB|This is getting out of hand. I can't afford to keep this up.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Milo Icon}}
 
{{TB|I'm going to have to confront Comic Book Guy about this, or we'll both go out of business.}}
 
{{THT|'''Task: '''Make Milo Confront Comic Book Guy (12h, Android's Dungeon)|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Milo Icon}}
 
{{TB|Whoa, you gave away a one-of-a-kind Radioactive Man misprint figurine?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Milo Icon}}
 
{{TB|I had to give away my personal copy of my favorite comic, Busman.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}}
 
{{TB|Eegads! You had a copy of Busman? (SIGH) We've both had it rough, haven't we?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}}
 
{{TB|How about we call a truce to this business dispute, Milo?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Milo Icon}}
 
{{TB|Milo? Does this mean I can call you Jeff?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}}
 
{{TB|No.}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
====Drill, Baby, Drill! Pt. 1====
 
{{Table|
 
{{THT|After tapping on The Fracker's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out The Fracker Icon}}
 
{{TB|New city means new grounds to frack.}}
 
{{Tapped Out The Fracker Icon}}
 
{{TB|Someone must require my services. They can't possibly depend on one of those crappy nuclear whatchamacallits for all their power needs.}}
 
{{Tapped Out The Fracker Icon}}
 
{{TB|I'll never understand how people live without a bit of contaminated ground water.}}
 
{{THT|'''Task: '''Make The Fracker Advertise his Services (8h, Town Hall)<br/>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
====Drill, Baby, Drill! Pt. 2====
 
{{Table|
 
{{THT|After tapping on Mr. Burns's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
 
{{TB|Smithers! These upstart oil companies are greasing my last working nerve. Find a way to pinch their production!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon}}
 
{{TB|If you can't beat them, join them sir. There's someone offering fracking services in Springfield.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
 
{{TB|That's it, Smithers! We'll level that annoying Texxon with a fracking induced earthquake!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon}}
 
{{TB|That's not what I meant sir...}}
 
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
 
{{TB|Now to find one of those poindexter pinheads to figure out how to frack.}}
 
{{THT|'''Task: '''Make Mr. Burns Contract Someone to Perform Geological Surveys (8h, Control Building)<br/>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
====Drill, Baby, Drill! Pt. 3====
 
{{Table|
 
{{THT|After tapping on Mr. Burns's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon}}
 
{{TB|Sir the brainiac you hired says that fracking in Springfield will cause an earthquake in Texxon's oil field to the west.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
 
{{TB|I love hearing good news. Let's get this fracking fellow on our felonious job!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon}}
 
{{TB|Excellent joke sir.}}
 
{{THT|'''Task: '''Make Mr. Burns Hire the Fracker's Services (4h, Control Building)<br/>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
====Drill, Baby, Drill! Pt. 4====
 
{{Table|
 
{{THT|After tapping on The Fracker's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out The Fracker Icon}}
 
{{TB|You want me to frack in Springfield to cause an earthquake in a competitor's oil field?}}
 
{{Tapped Out The Fracker Icon}}
 
{{TB|Fracking so close to a town? Believe it or not, I've done worse.}}
 
{{Tapped Out The Fracker Icon}}
 
{{TB|Causing an earthquake? Part of the job.}}
 
{{Tapped Out The Fracker Icon}}
 
{{TB|Doing it all for the sole purpose of corporate sabotage? That's more evil than I'm normally willing to go.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
 
{{TB|We'll pay you whatever it takes.}}
 
{{Tapped Out The Fracker Icon}}
 
{{TB|Done.}}
 
{{THT|'''Task: '''Make The Fracker Prepare to Frack (4h)|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
 
{{TB|No, Fracker, stop! This is wrong!}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
====Drill, Baby, Drill! Pt. 5====
 
{{Table|
 
{{THT|After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
 
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|It was me! I pinpointed where to frack to cause an earthquake.}}
+
{{TB|Dad? Everyone loves Whacking Day but I hate it. Is there something wrong with me?}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Ninja Homer Icon}}
 +
{{TB|Yes honey.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|I wanted oil companies to get a taste of their own medicine, but fracking in Springfield is taking it too far.}}
+
{{TB|Then what should I do?}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Ninja Homer Icon}}
 +
{{TB|Just squeeze your rage into a bitter little ball and release it at an appropriate time.}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Ninja Homer Icon}}
 +
{{TB|Like that day I hit the referee with a whiskey bottle. Remember that?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|It's so destructive to the environment, but then again so are oil fields and their products... this would hurt them...}}
+
{{TB|Yeah...}}
 +
{{THT|'''Task: ''': Place Practice Snake<br/>'''Task: ''': Make Ninja Homer Fake-Whack Pretend Snakes (1h, Ninja Homer Practice Snake, Green Practice Snake , Purple Practice Snake, Red Practice Snake or Yellow Practice Snake)|colspan=2}}
 +
{{THT|If the user doesn't have Green Practice Snake , Purple Practice Snake, Red Practice Snake or Yellow Practice Snake:|colspan=2}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Ninja Homer Icon}}
 +
{{TB|I'm tired of hitting the same practice snake. Someone needs to buy me more!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|But then again fracking in Springfield would pollute our own waters! I don't know what is worse.}}
+
{{TB|Dad, those Practice Snakes cost 10 donuts.}}
{{Tapped Out The Fracker Icon}}
+
{{Tapped Out Ninja Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Your rambling annoys me child.}}
+
{{TB|Hey, no one's ever become a ninja without spending lots of money.}}
{{THT|'''Task: '''Make The Fracker Frack the Ground (24h)|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
 
{{TB|You've done it, Fracker! That oil field is flattened! Tee-hee-hee!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Ralph Icon}}
 
{{TB|My water tastes like Daddy's gas tank!}}
 
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
}}
====Dawn of Justness Pt. 1====
+
===Getting Carried Away===
 +
====Getting Carried Away Pt. 1====
 
{{Table|
 
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
+
{{THT|After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Bartman Icon}}
+
{{Tapped Out Ninja Homer Icon}}
{{TB|There's really nothing like a good Itchy & Scratchy episode after a weary night of crime fighting.}}
+
{{TB|I'm tired of whacking just snakes. It's time for bigger game!}}
{{Tapped Out Bartman Icon}}
+
{{THT|'''Task: ''': Make Ninja Homer Smash Up Flanders House (4h, Flanders House)<br/>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
{{TB|Wait… the news is on, let's see if I'm the lead story again!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon}}
 
{{TB|Only on Channel 6: a woman and her kitten were pulled to safety from an apartment fire by local superhero, Radioactive Man.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon}}
 
{{TB|This one act of heroism caused four others on the ground to be injured by falling debris.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon}}
 
{{TB|Brazen bravery turned terrible tragedy… more on this story at 11.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bartman Icon}}
 
{{TB|Aye carumba! I can't let Radioactive Man keep risking the lives of innocent citizens just to maintain his popularity. I will use the power of the text to let him know to be more careful!}}
 
{{THT|'''Task: '''Make Bartman Text Radioactive Man (4h, Bartman Cave)|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bartman Icon}}
 
{{TB|Hey, Radioactive Man replied back!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bartman Icon}}
 
{{TB|I hope I wasn't too harsh in my message. Let's see what he has to say…}}
 
{{Tapped Out Radioactive Man Icon}}
 
{{TB|"Hi Bartman, thank you very much for your message. You can go suck an egg."}}
 
{{Tapped Out Radioactive Man Icon}}
 
{{TB|"Kind regards, Radioactive Man."}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
 
}}
 
}}
====Dawn of Justness Pt. 2====
+
 
 +
====Getting Carried Away Pt. 2====
 
{{Table|
 
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
+
{{THT|After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Bartman Icon}}
+
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon}}
{{TB|Ok, this ends now! If he wants a fight, I'll give him a fight!}}
+
{{TB|Glass on the front lawn. It looks like someone vandalized my house! Did you see anything, Homer?}}
{{Tapped Out Bartman Icon}}
+
{{Tapped Out Ninja Homer Icon}}
{{TB|I'll show him who the true superhero is here!}}
+
{{TB|Ummm... no...}}
{{THT|'''Task: '''Make Bartman Make a Fool of Himself (8h, Kane Manor, Radioactive Man)<br/>On job start:|colspan=2}}
+
{{Tapped Out Ninja Homer Icon}}
{{Tapped Out Bartman Icon}}
+
{{TB|Although I did see some snakes loitering outside your house. I think they were in a snake gang.}}
{{TB|Radioactive Man! You told me to go suck an egg! Guess what? You can go suck an egg! Ha-ha!}}
+
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon}}
{{Tapped Out Radioactive Man Icon}}
+
{{TB|Looks like these snakes are getting too big for their boots. It's time to take action.}}
{{TB|Good comeback, I guess.}}
+
{{Tapped Out Ninja Homer Icon}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
+
{{TB|Yay! I'll rally the troops.}}
 +
{{THT|'''Task: ''': Make Ninja Homer Steer the Mob in Wise Directions" (8h, Simpson House)<br/>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
}}
====Dawn of Justness Pt. 3====
+
 
 +
===I Am Bruce Lee And Snakes Are My Chuck Norris===
 
{{Table|
 
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
+
{{THT|After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Bartman Icon}}
+
{{Tapped Out Ninja Homer Icon}}
{{TB|The war of words takes a lot out of a superhero.}}
+
{{TB|All fake snakes fake fear the power of the ninja!}}
{{Tapped Out Radioactive Man Icon}}
+
{{THT|'''Task: ''': Make Ninja Homer Twirl Whacking Stick (12h, Simpson House)<br/>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
{{TB|Let's stop this now Bartman. We're not enemies.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Radioactive Man Icon}}
 
{{TB|And I don't think you've grasped what it truly means to be a superhero.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bartman Icon}}
 
{{TB|You can't... Phew... keep... Phew... hurting innocent people!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bartman Icon}}
 
{{TB|With a great costume... Phew... comes... great... Phew... responsibility!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Radioactive Man Icon}}
 
{{TB|Oh but I couldn't agree more.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Radioactive Man Icon}}
 
{{TB|And as a superhero, you must understand that collateral damage cannot always be prevented.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Radioactive Man Icon}}
 
{{TB|Try as hard as you want, but it is bound to happen. Accept this or give up your cape and cowl.}}
 
{{THT|'''Task: '''Make Bartman Brood (24h)<br/>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
 
}}
 
}}
====Forget Me Knot Pt. 1====
+
 
 +
===Oh Whacking Day===
 
{{Table|
 
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on The Scout Master's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
+
{{THT|After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out The Scout Master Icon}}
+
{{Tapped Out Ninja Homer Icon}}
{{TB|What is this freakish town that I've ended up in?}}
+
{{TB|Oh Whacking Day!<br/>Oh Whacking Day!<br/>Our hallowed snake<br/>skull-cracking day!}}
{{Tapped Out The Scout Master Icon}}
+
{{Tapped Out Ninja Homer Icon}}
{{TB|I must call to order my jamboree of fabulous henchmen!}}
+
{{TB|:We'll break their backs!
{{Tapped Out The Scout Master Icon}}
+
:Gouge out their eyes!
{{TB|Chaaaaarlie! Roooooger! Jeremyyyyyy! Where are you boys?}}
+
:Their evil hearts we'll pulverize!}}
{{THT|'''Task: '''Make The Scout Master Search for his Scouts (4h, Brown House)|colspan=2}}
+
{{Tapped Out Ninja Homer Icon}}
{{Tapped Out The Scout Master Icon}}
+
{{TB|Oh Whacking Day!<br/>Oh Whacking Day!<br/>May God bestow his grace on thee...}}
{{TB|Hmm, my scouts have scattered. Should have tied them down with a trusty bowline or clove hitch knot.}}
+
{{Tapped Out Ninja Homer Icon}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
+
{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>sobbing* I love this time of year.}}
}}
+
{{THT|'''Task: ''': Make Ninja Homer Polish Stick for Whacking (24, Simpson House)<br/>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
====Forget Me Knot Pt. 2====
 
{{Table|
 
{{THT|After tapping on The Scout Master's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out The Scout Master Icon}}
 
{{TB|Rather than seeking out old scouts, I'll just find some new boys.}}
 
{{Tapped Out The Scout Master Icon}}
 
{{TB|There must be some brutes around town.}}
 
{{THT|'''Task: '''Make The Scout Master Recruit Henchmen at the Kwik-E-Mart (8h, Kwik-E-Mart)|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out The Scout Master Icon}}
 
{{TB|Mr. Bombay, how ‘bout becoming one of my scouting boys?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon}}
 
{{TB|Oh no, sir. Scouts are not adults like me. They're children.}}
 
{{Tapped Out The Scout Master Icon}}
 
{{TB|You let children be scouts here? What weird, weird customs.}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
====Forget Me Knot Pt. 3====
 
{{Table|
 
{{THT|After tapping on The Scout Master's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out The Scout Master Icon}}
 
{{TB|If scouts here are children, then children it will be!}}
 
{{Tapped Out The Scout Master Icon}}
 
{{TB|I must recruit henchmen at the local children depository.}}
 
{{THT|'''Task: '''Make The Scout Master Recruit Henchmen at Springfield Elementary (12h, Springfield Elementary)|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out The Scout Master Icon}}
 
{{TB|Well, hello Sir! I'd like to recruit some children to join my fabulous scout troop!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Skinner Icon}}
 
{{TB|Normally I'm all for getting rid of kids from under my watch.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Skinner Icon}}
 
{{TB|Unfortunately, I'm bound by state law to not give away children to villains.}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
 
}}
 
}}
====Forget Me Knot Pt. 4====
+
 
 +
==Dates==
 
{{Table|
 
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on The Scout Master's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
+
{{TH|Time}}
{{Tapped Out The Scout Master Icon}}
+
{{TH|Event}}
{{TB|If I can't hand pluck kids from schools, I'll have to bribe kids to come to me.}}
+
{{TBT|5/9 8am BST-5/12 8am BST}}
{{Tapped Out The Scout Master Icon}}
+
{{TB|Whacking Day 2016}}
{{TB|Now what could these weird children of Springfield possibly enjoy?}}
+
{{TBT|5/9 8am BST-5/15 8am BST}}
{{THT|'''Task: '''Make The Scout Master Research Children's Interests (8h, Springfield Library)<br/>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
+
{{TB|Homer Live}}
 +
{{TBT|6/11 8am BST}}
 +
{{TB|Quests Kill Date}}
 
}}
 
}}
====Forget Me Knot Pt. 5====
+
 
 +
== Conform-o-meter ==
 
{{Table|
 
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on The Scout Master's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
+
{{TH|Item}}
{{Tapped Out The Scout Master Icon}}
+
{{TH|Vanity Points}}
{{TB|Gahh, Springfield children like meaningless things, like television and phone games.}}
+
{{TH|Bonus $ and XP}}
{{Tapped Out The Scout Master Icon}}
+
{{TBT|Hollow Snake Trunk}}
{{TB|What happened to the joy of whittling, reading a compass, and reciting pledges?}}
+
{{TB|1500}}
{{Tapped Out The Scout Master Icon}}
+
{{TB|2.75%}}
{{TB|I have no hope of recruiting scouts here. Guess I'll just have to camp out and wait for my henchmen to return to me.}}
+
{{TBT|Snake Stump}}
{{THT|'''Task: '''Make The Scout Master Start a Campfire (24h)<br/>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
+
{{TB|1100}}
 +
{{TRs|2.5%|2}}
 +
{{TBT|Snake Speakers}}
 +
{{TB|1000}}
 +
{{TBT|Snake Rocks}}
 +
{{TB|800}}
 +
{{TB|2%}}
 +
{{TBT|Ninja Homer Practice Snake<br/>Green Practice Snake<br/>Purple Practice Snake<br/>Red Practice Snake<br/>Yellow Practice Snake}}
 +
{{TB|100}}
 +
{{TB|0.25%}}
 +
{{TBT|Wind Sock}}
 +
{{TB|850}}
 +
{{TRs||5}}
 +
{{TBT|Whacking Stick Stall}}
 +
{{TB|750}}
 +
{{TBT|Whacking Mugs Stalls}}
 +
{{TB|610}}
 +
{{TBT|Whacking T-shirt Stall}}
 +
{{TB|400}}
 +
{{TBT|Whacking Day Banner}}
 +
{{TB|180}}
 
}}
 
}}
 +
 +
==Other changes made==
 +
=== May 4th Update ("4_20_WhackingDayPromo")===
 +
*A Whacking Day mini-update and promo dialogue for Simprovised were added and set to start on May 9th at 8am BST.
 +
*The job Do Narobics isn't present anymore in characters' job list unless the quest is active.
 +
*Fixed a glitch with the Rocket Launch Pad and Yellow Submersible not working correctly.
 +
*Fixed a glitch with the Pool.
 +
*Red Practice Snake and Yellow Practice Snake were added to the Miscellany inventory group.
 +
*Ninja Homer's Fake-Whack Pretend Snakes job animation was changed.
 +
*Lisa's dialogue in Wing Chun For Dummies was changed to sad expression.
 +
*Shredded Ned's jobs were restored.
 +
*General Store's Daily Cap for Act 1 and 3 were changed.
 +
*Act 3 Prizes cost was raised.
 +
*Adjacent roads returned to normal, now creating a full line in the middle again, unless a road is placed afterwards above it to divide it.
 +
 +
===May 5th Update (4.20.3 [Android])===
 +
:''Main article: ''[[The_Simpsons:_Tapped_Out_Wild_West_content_update/Act_2#May_5th_Update_.284.20.3_.5BAndroid.5D.29|The Simpsons: Tapped Out Wild West content update/Act 2#May 5th Update (4.20.3 [Android])]]
 +
 +
== Sources ==
 +
*{{TOUI|Overview_en.htm|Overview}}
 +
===[[TSTOTopix]] (English)===
 +
*{{TSTOTopix|2016/05/04/whacking-day-mini-update-scheduled-for-may-9th|Whacking Day mini-update scheduled for May 9th!}}
 +
*{{TSTOTopix|2016/05/04/what-changed-with-the-whacking-day-2016-and-4203-updates-may-4th-and-5th|What Changed With the Whacking Day 2016 and 4.20.3 Updates? (May 4th and 5th)}}
 +
*{{TSTOTopix|2016/05/09/whacking-day-2016-kwik-tap-guide-the-whack-is-back-and-homer-live|Whacking Day 2016 Kwik-Tap Guide: The Whack is Back and Homer Live}}
 +
*{{TSTOTopix|2016/05/09/whacking-day-2016-walkthrough-the-whack-is-back-and-homer-live|Whacking Day 2016 Walkthrough: The Whack is Back and Homer Live}}
 +
*{{TSTOTopix|2016/05/10/whacking-day-2016-all-the-update-items-and-prices|Whacking Day 2016: All the Update Items and Prices}}
 +
*{{TSTOTopix|2016/05/10/how-do-the-whacking-day-2016-items-affect-the-conform-o-meter|How do the Whacking Day 2016 Items Affect the Conform-O-Meter?}}
 +
*{{TSTOTopix|2016/05/11/whacking-day-2016-premium-kwik-tap-guide-ninja-homer|Whacking Day 2016 Premium Kwik-Tap Guide: Ninja Homer}}
 +
*{{TSTOTopix|2016/05/11/whacking-day-2016-premium-walkthrough-ninja-homer|Whacking Day 2016 Premium Walkthrough: Ninja Homer}}
 +
*{{TSTOTopix|2016/06/08/where-did-they-come-from-level-59-and-whacking-day-2016-edition|Where Did They Come From? Level 59 and Whacking Day 2016 Edition}}
 +
===[[Tsto Spoiler Leo Timoniere]] (English and Italian)===
 +
*{{LeoTimoniere|2016/05/04/festa-delle-mazzate-2016-e-4203-cambiamenti-whacking-day-2016-and-4203-changes|Festa delle Mazzate 2016 e 4.20.3 Cambiamenti – Whacking Day 2016 and 4.20.3 Changes}}
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*{{LeoTimoniere|2016/05/10/festa-delle-mazzate-2016-conformometro-whacking-day-2016-conform-o-meter|Festa delle Mazzate 2016 Conformometro - Whacking Day 2016 Conform-O-Meter}}
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*{{LeoTimoniere|2016/06/09/da-dove-arrivano-festa-delle-mazzate-2016-where-did-they-come-from-whacking-day-2016|Da Dove Arrivano? Festa delle Mazzate 2016 – Where Did They Come From? Whacking Day 2016}}
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Revision as of 20:51, June 18, 2016

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Whacking Day Splash Screen.
Store Panel.

The Simpsons: Tapped Out Whacking Day 2016 content update was released on May 9, 2016 and was the one hundred and twentysixth content update. It was added to the game on May 4, 2016 with an ingame update but won't trigger till May 9. It added a new character to the game and offers Whacking Day 2013 items again.

Characters

Image Name Cost Unlock message Notes
Western Snake.png Western Snake FREE Western Snake Unlock.png Unlocked after completing The Whack is Back Pt. 3.

Returning

Image Name Cost Unlock message Notes
Lumpy.png Lumpy Tapped Out Lumpy New Character.png Unlocks in the Whacking Day Bundle.
Returns from Whacking Day 2013.
100px Pet Snake Donut Tapped Out.png25 Tapped Out Pet Snake New Character.png Returns from Whacking Day 2013.

Skins

Returning

Image Name Cost Unlock message Notes
Tapped Out Ninja Homer artwork.png Ninja Homer Tapped Out Ninja Homer New Character.png Unlocks with Ninja Homer Practice Snake.
Returns from Whacking Day 2013 and Yard Sale 2014.
Barechested Willie.png Bare Chested Willie Donut Tapped Out.png60 Tapped Out Bare Chested Willie New Character.png Returning from Whacking Day 2013, Yard Sale 2014 and Terwilligers.

Decorations

Returning

Image Name Cost Notes
Hollow Snake Trunk.png Hollow Snake Trunk Donut Tapped Out.png60 Task: Hatching Snakes
Returns from Whacking Day 2013 and Treehouse of Horror 2015.
Also unlocks in the Whacking Day Bundle.
Ninja Homer Practice Snake.png Ninja Homer Practice Snake Unlocks Ninja Homer.
Returns from Whacking Day 2013 and Yard Sale 2014.
Snake Spakers.png Snake Speakers Donut Tapped Out.png40 Task: Hatching Snakes
Returns from Whacking Day 2013.
Also unlocks in the Whacking Day Bundle.
Snake Stump.png Snake Stump
Snake Rock.png Snake Rocks Donut Tapped Out.png30
Wind Sock.png Wind Sock Cash.png19,000 Returns from Whacking Day 2013.
Whacking Stick Stall.png Whacking Stick Stall Cash.png15,000
Whacking Mugs Stalls.png Whacking Mugs Stalls Cash.png10,000
Whacking T-shirt Stall.png Whacking T-shirt Stall Cash.png4,500
Whacking Day Banner.png Whacking Day Banner Cash.png1,000
Practice Snake Green.png Green Practice Snake Unlocks in the Whacking Day Bundle.
Returns from Whacking Day 2013.
Practice Snake Purple.png Purple Practice Snake
Practice Snake Red.png Red Practice Snake
Practice Snake Yellow.png Yellow Practice Snake
Fort Sensible is available in Wild West Act 2. Snake Statue and Balancing Beam w/Gymnastic Lisa didn't return.

Bundle

Image Name Cost Notes
WD2016 Bundle.png Whacking Day Bundle Donut Tapped Out.png125 Requires Lumpy to not be unlocked.
Includes: Lumpy, Snake Speakers, Snake Rocks, Hollow Snake Trunk, Snake Stump,
Green Practice Snake, Purple Practice Snake, Red Practice Snake and Yellow Practice Snake.

Item Origins

Item or Building Episode
Western Snake, Pet Snake, Ninja Homer, Bare Chested Willie, Hollow Snake Trunk, Ninja Homer Practice Snake, Snake Speakers, Snake Stump, Snake Rocks,
Wind Sock, Whacking Stick Stall, Whacking Mugs Stalls, Whacking T-shirt Stall, Whacking Day Banner, Green Practice Snake, Purple Practice Snake, Red Practice Snake, Yellow Practice Snake
Whacking Day
Lumpy 'Round Springfield

Gameplay

The Whack is Back

Notes: Every tapped snake gives you 10 Wild West Event Currency! Tapping Snake Speakers attracts the snakes to them!

The Whack is Back Pt. 1

After the user logs in on May 9:
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png ...Whack...
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png ...ing...
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png ...day...
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Whack...ing...Day...
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Whacking Day!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Whacking-Day-Whacking-Day-Whacking-Day!!!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png LISA!!!! Do you know what day is almost here?! I'll give you a hint: it involves whacking, and it's a day.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Jeez, let me guess...
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Can we just skip our beloved family snake-bludgeoning festival this year? Look around! It's Western times!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Let's just focus on the current theme! Can't we lay off the animals, and just focus on gunning down our fellow human beings?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Not this year, Lisa! You tricked me out of Whacking Day for the last two years in a row.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Besides, I'm tired of battling humans in the streets. Humans are smart! Cold-brained reptiles are much easier to hunt!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Fine. But no snake-whacking! We're going to do this thing my way!
Task: : Pat 5 Snakes to Sleep
System Message Stock up on traditional Whacking Day goodies before it's too late!
WD2016 Store.png
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

The Whack is Back Pt. 2

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Lisa, if we just PAT the snakes, they'll lose respect for us. And respect for humans is probably very important in snake culture. Can't I whack just one?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Can you just smack them around a little? That might not be too bad.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Well, it's not as good as murder. Any idiot could see that. But I suppose it's better than just leaving the snakes alone. Which would be AWFUL.
Task: : Slap 5 Snakes Down
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

The Whack is Back Pt. 3

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Dad, the snakes look miserable. Can't we just leave them alone?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png If you take getting whacked away from the snakes, they've got nothing. Everything you're saying is incredibly selfish and inhumane.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png ...
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Ugh, fine, I'll stop. And I was just about to double whack a big one!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png His head's a little bumpy, but we'll just put a hat on him and he's good as new!
Western Snake.pngWestern Snake Unlock.png
Quest reward: Western Snake, Cash.png100 and XP.png100

Homer Live

After the user logs in on May 9:
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png You know what the best kind of comedy is? Improv!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Last week you said improv was the worst kind of comedy.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Oh, it is. The jokes are terrible. But you laugh like crazy at them anyway... which is what makes it the best kind of comedy.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png So bad jokes that people come up with on the spot are actually good jokes?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Exactly!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Can you imagine if someone actually did improv with good jokes?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png No Lisa, I can't.
System Message Watch Homer, LIVE for the first time ever, as he improvs to your Tweets on The Simpsons this Sunday, 8/7 central on FOX!
Simprovised Tie-In Message.png

Premium Gameplay

Snake Speakers

After tapping on Snake Speakers:
Tapped Out Snake Icon.png Oh no, dude, you've figured out my secret weakness: kickin' bass.

Ninja Homer Goes West

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Ninja Homer Icon.png Woooooo, hya!
Task: Celebrate Whacking Day at the Wild West Plaza (6s, Town Plaza)
Character: Ninja Homer
Tapped Out Lenny Icon.png Homer what are you doing here in that get up? This is the Wild West!
Tapped Out Carl Icon.png Yeah, we haven't had a Whacking Day in years! Why don't you make like a ninja and vanish.
Tapped Out Ninja Homer Icon.png D'oh!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Wing Chun for Dummies

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Dad? Everyone loves Whacking Day but I hate it. Is there something wrong with me?
Tapped Out Ninja Homer Icon.png Yes honey.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Then what should I do?
Tapped Out Ninja Homer Icon.png Just squeeze your rage into a bitter little ball and release it at an appropriate time.
Tapped Out Ninja Homer Icon.png Like that day I hit the referee with a whiskey bottle. Remember that?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Yeah...
Task: : Place Practice Snake
Task: : Make Ninja Homer Fake-Whack Pretend Snakes (1h, Ninja Homer Practice Snake, Green Practice Snake , Purple Practice Snake, Red Practice Snake or Yellow Practice Snake)
If the user doesn't have Green Practice Snake , Purple Practice Snake, Red Practice Snake or Yellow Practice Snake:
Tapped Out Ninja Homer Icon.png I'm tired of hitting the same practice snake. Someone needs to buy me more!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Dad, those Practice Snakes cost 10 donuts.
Tapped Out Ninja Homer Icon.png Hey, no one's ever become a ninja without spending lots of money.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Getting Carried Away

Getting Carried Away Pt. 1

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Ninja Homer Icon.png I'm tired of whacking just snakes. It's time for bigger game!
Task: : Make Ninja Homer Smash Up Flanders House (4h, Flanders House)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Getting Carried Away Pt. 2

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png Glass on the front lawn. It looks like someone vandalized my house! Did you see anything, Homer?
Tapped Out Ninja Homer Icon.png Ummm... no...
Tapped Out Ninja Homer Icon.png Although I did see some snakes loitering outside your house. I think they were in a snake gang.
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png Looks like these snakes are getting too big for their boots. It's time to take action.
Tapped Out Ninja Homer Icon.png Yay! I'll rally the troops.
Task: : Make Ninja Homer Steer the Mob in Wise Directions" (8h, Simpson House)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

I Am Bruce Lee And Snakes Are My Chuck Norris

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Ninja Homer Icon.png All fake snakes fake fear the power of the ninja!
Task: : Make Ninja Homer Twirl Whacking Stick (12h, Simpson House)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Oh Whacking Day

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Ninja Homer Icon.png Oh Whacking Day!
Oh Whacking Day!
Our hallowed snake
skull-cracking day!
Tapped Out Ninja Homer Icon.png
We'll break their backs!
Gouge out their eyes!
Their evil hearts we'll pulverize!
Tapped Out Ninja Homer Icon.png Oh Whacking Day!
Oh Whacking Day!
May God bestow his grace on thee...
Tapped Out Ninja Homer Icon.png *sobbing* I love this time of year.
Task: : Make Ninja Homer Polish Stick for Whacking (24, Simpson House)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Dates

Time Event
5/9 8am BST-5/12 8am BST Whacking Day 2016
5/9 8am BST-5/15 8am BST Homer Live
6/11 8am BST Quests Kill Date

Conform-o-meter

Item Vanity Points Bonus $ and XP
Hollow Snake Trunk 1500 2.75%
Snake Stump 1100 2.5%
Snake Speakers 1000
Snake Rocks 800 2%
Ninja Homer Practice Snake
Green Practice Snake
Purple Practice Snake
Red Practice Snake
Yellow Practice Snake
100 0.25%
Wind Sock 850
Whacking Stick Stall 750
Whacking Mugs Stalls 610
Whacking T-shirt Stall 400
Whacking Day Banner 180

Other changes made

May 4th Update ("4_20_WhackingDayPromo")

  • A Whacking Day mini-update and promo dialogue for Simprovised were added and set to start on May 9th at 8am BST.
  • The job Do Narobics isn't present anymore in characters' job list unless the quest is active.
  • Fixed a glitch with the Rocket Launch Pad and Yellow Submersible not working correctly.
  • Fixed a glitch with the Pool.
  • Red Practice Snake and Yellow Practice Snake were added to the Miscellany inventory group.
  • Ninja Homer's Fake-Whack Pretend Snakes job animation was changed.
  • Lisa's dialogue in Wing Chun For Dummies was changed to sad expression.
  • Shredded Ned's jobs were restored.
  • General Store's Daily Cap for Act 1 and 3 were changed.
  • Act 3 Prizes cost was raised.
  • Adjacent roads returned to normal, now creating a full line in the middle again, unless a road is placed afterwards above it to divide it.

May 5th Update (4.20.3 [Android])

Main article: The Simpsons: Tapped Out Wild West content update/Act 2#May 5th Update (4.20.3 [Android])

Sources

  • TOUI favicon.png Overview at Tapped Out - Update Information

TSTOTopix (English)

Tsto Spoiler Leo Timoniere (English and Italian)