The Simpsons: Tapped Out Treehouse of Horror XXVIII content update/Gameplay

Gameplay

A Bull in a Magic Shop

A Bull in a Magic Shop Pt. 1

I still need a wand, robe, an animal familiar, a couple books... Heck no. I'm not wasting my "I'm-faking-a-sick-day" to take you costume shopping. Halloween is so far away it scares me. Eeeagggh! See. Scared. But if I don't start work on it now, it'll just be a dumb costume. I need cosplay grade or better this year. Why are you trying so hard to impress the weird anime kids? And the weirder adults? If you ever become part of a real fandom, you'll understand. Enddialog There's even a new district called Charmer's Market in town that panders to everything I'm gushing about. Can we go? Can we? Can we? No. Not in a million years. Not even if my Dad particles are teleported there and back... No! But they have a ton of junk food, just with stupid fancy-sounding names. Sounds stupid-endous! And even dumb-licious! Lisa : Make Lisa Use Fandom Powers to Annoy Homer Count : 1xTime : 6s, Location : SimpsonHome, needs Homer Reward : 100 10

A Bull in a Magic Shop Pt. 2

So, let's get this dress shopping over with. Where to? How 'bout the nearest computer? You can buy things online, like a normie millennial. Where's the thrill in that? I need a quest to acquire my robes and wands! The journey is as important as the accoutrements. That's why we must cross the Magic Station into Charmer's Market! I'd ask questions about what you just said but honestly, I wouldn't understand your answers. Enddialog I'm looking for a Magic Tap Ball doubles partner. Rough touch rules. BYOB: Bring Your Own Broom. I like my stuffed owls just as ornery as the real ones! And I'm willing to trade my lunch money to procure it! I cast "AMEX-O" with my dad's credit card to buy a bag of funky tasting jelly beans! Honey, Bart should've come with us. He'd have a field day making fun of all these freaks. Build Charmer's Market (1x)Make Springfielders Pretend They're Wizards Count : 3xTime : 6s, Location : CharmersMarket()Homer : Make Homer Mock Kids and Adult Kids Count : 1xTime : 6s, Location : CharmersMarket Reward : 100 10

A Bull in a Magic Shop Pt. 3

Is this the last store? I can't walk another step unless you can cast a wizard spell on my aching feet. I promise this is the last stop. Besides, the wand is the most important piece! You must have a special bond with a wand. It must call to you. Some say it takes years to find a wand that- stare* Got it! Enddialog Dad, you can't just take it! That's pick-pocketing, or wand-pocketing, or something. I'll pay for it. I'm just trying it out in my back pocket to see if it makes my butt look cool. snap* You just sat on it, didn't you? Yeah, but how's my butt look? Homer : Make Homer Drool Over Old Wand Count : 1xTime : 6s, Location : CharmersMarket Reward : 100 10

Angelica Button and the Mystical Beasts

Angelica Button and the Mystical Beasts Pt. 1

Did you feel that?! The whole place shook when the wand snapped! Maybe that wand was a little more special than the others. Is that a shot at my weight? I'm just saying that maybe that wand was a little more special than the others. I hope it IS special. Half of it broke off inside me. I think it's speaking to me, promising me donuts and wealth to buy more donuts. That's"a little unsettling. That also sounds familiar. Like I've read this before. Enddialog I think these books hold the clues to what happened back at Charmer's Market. I think it has to do with the Angelica Button-verse merging with Springfield! Phew, okay. I'm just glad you're not drifting into Equalia again. Lisa : Make Lisa Re-Read Angelica Button Series Count : 1xTime : 6s, Location : SimpsonHome Reward : 100 10

Angelica Button and the Mystical Beasts Pt. 2

Dad, I found out who owned that wand! Great. Do you know if they have a lenient return policy? Forget returning it! Springfield merging with the magical world means the threat of Don't-Say-His-Name is real! We shouldn't be afraid to call people by their given names. Don't-Say-His-Name is his given name! Wow. His parents shoulda thought a little longer on that one. Job start dialog Maybe he just hates his name. I'll bet he got stuck with Eugene. God, I hate Eugene. I hate it so much! No, saying his name is what can lead him to us. And then he can use his powers to suck the essence out of everyone! Sounds like Eugene has some issues. Enddialog Building a school to teach kids magic is a way to stop him" and his giant beasts. I'd love to discuss these giant beasts but it's dinner time. So let's put a pin in it for now. Reward: <Item type:consumable name:WizardLisa useImmediately:true> Build Magic Academy (1x)Homer : Make Homer Guess Name Count : 1xTime : 6s, Location : SimpsonHome Reward : 100 10

Angelica Button and the Mystical Beasts Pt. 3

Is this the worst Eugene can throw at us? His mystical tricks are kinda lame. His name isn't Eugene! And he's only just begun to reveal his powers. All I'm saying is, I've seen better magic tricks at a backyard Milhouse birthday party! Collect FantasticalPests_Tapped (3x)Collect FantasticalPests_Tapped (3x) Reward : 10 __THOH2017_Config:QuestRewards:Quest_Complete__THOH2017_ActivePrizeTrackCurrency

Angelica Button and the Mystical Beasts Pt. 4

All this fear-mongering about mythical creatures makes me hungry. Must be part of their magic. Boo. munch* Ahhhhh! *munch* That's one of them! If only there was time to say I told you so! waves wand* I cast "ENTRAP-O"! Enddialog Wow, all that wand waving and you didn't stop it from rampaging down Evergreen Terrace. But I did figure out how to drain the dark mana out of it. That's what keeps the beasts in Don't-Say-His-Name's control. Build Kearneymon's Alley (1x)Lisa : Make Lisa Try to Capture Kearneymon Count : 1x Reward : 10 __THOH2017_Config:QuestRewards:Quest_Complete__THOH2017_ActivePrizeTrackCurrency

Angelica Button and the Mystical Beasts Pt. 5

Chief Wiggum, this is getting out of control. Shouldn't the police be getting into this mess? On foot patrol, I've stepped into a lot of messes. But the girl's right. These goblins are becoming a problem. We should escalate to excessive use of force already! There aren't enough trained witches and wizards in Springfield to knock these pests down! Ralphie came home from school with a wizard's hat" or maybe it was a dunce cap. I'm not sure. Build Magic Tower (1x) Reward : 10 __THOH2017_Config:QuestRewards:Quest_Complete__THOH2017_ActivePrizeTrackCurrency

Angelica Button and the Mystical Beasts Pt. 6

Mayor Quimby, as a founding member of your "Kids Council on Stuff", I believe we have a real problem on our hands. Er, on our hands and on our shoes. These foul creatures are leaving behind globs of glowing golden flakes. If these globs turn into potholes, the voters will trash my Mayoral sash! The goblins protect the gold in the Angelica Button-verse. They're guardians of their currency! Their nose snot is also worth a fortune at the Charmer's Market gift shop. A fortune, you say? Then I declare it a new Springfield currency!

Angelica Button and the Mystical Beasts Pt. 7

How can you exploit these poor goblins for their boogers?! Extracting their nose gold is perfectly humane. Chief, I want you to dig deep into their skulls to get every last bit of goo. Will do. And when we've de-boogered Springfield, we're off to Shelbyville and beyond. Ah, we don't have that authority, Chief. Shelbyville is not an "open-carry" wand town. You make me sick, Lou" always following the law. I'll draft some quick legislation. A license to carry in one place should work everywhere else. Collect FantasticalPests_Tapped_Friend (3x)Collect FantasticalPests_Tapped_Friend (3x) Reward : 10 __THOH2017_Config:QuestRewards:Quest_Complete__THOH2017_ActivePrizeTrackCurrency

Angelica Button and the Mystical Beasts Pt. 8

Why are the kids ripping branches off the trees on school property? They're making Willie cry. They've stripped me trees more naked than a Scotsman's under-kilt! We ran out of wands. Even in a fantasy setting our budget still sucks. My wand is leaking. sigh* All right children, there will be a special after-school class to explain what we've all just seen. Reward : 10 __THOH2017_Config:QuestRewards:Quest_Complete__THOH2017_ActivePrizeTrackCurrency

Angelica Button and the Mystical Beasts Pt. 9

Great job, everybody! These mystical beasts weren't expecting us to fight back. Marvelous! We're on our way to unraveling Don't-Say-His-Name's spell on these beasts. Did you just say Don't-Say-His-Name?! Maybe I did just say Don't-Say-His-Name or maybe I didn't just say Don't-Say-His-Name. Who's asking? What's your name? Uh... I'm not sure. Enddialog I mean seriously, legally, can his parents even name him that? When he's carded at Moe's what's on his driver's license? I'm not saying it! Read the books if you really want to know. Unless it's a pop-up book and it pops up right in my eye, I'm not reading anything. Message You have completed the Act 1 story! Keep expanding your Magic Academy and capturing Beasts, Act 2 starts soon! Homer : Make Homer Keep Asking Whose Name Can"t They Say Count : 1xTime : 4h, Location : SimpsonHome Reward : 20 XP __THOH2017_Config:QuestRewards:QuestChain_Complete__THOH2017_ActivePrizeTrackCurrency

Hocus Bogus

Hocus Bogus Pt. 1

Alright, I think we're getting the hang of the capturing part. Juice boxes all around! That's only half the battle. We need to train them to follow our commands. What sort of commands? To rip and tear our enemies apart like lions! Any chance we could just nuzzle and lick them like sheep? Ralph : Make Ralph Sneak Some Juice Count : 1xTime : 4h, Location : WiggumHouse Reward : 10 __THOH2017_Config:QuestRewards:Quest_Complete__THOH2017_ActivePrizeTrackCurrency

Hocus Bogus Pt. 2

This is kinda cool. We're like caretakers for these giant beasts. What should we feed them? Fairy dust. Ground coarsely, preferably. They'll get fussy if you don't serve it right. My Mom says the stuff she sprinkles in my cereal is fairy dust. It makes me less fussy... and very sleepy. Willy : Make Willie Dig Up His Stock Count : 1xTime : 4h, Location : WilliesShack Reward : 10 __THOH2017_Config:QuestRewards:Quest_Complete__THOH2017_ActivePrizeTrackCurrency

Hocus Bogus Pt. 3

Mom, part of the magic of going to a boarding school is living away from home! I'm sorry, Lisa. Either you're staying at home with a curfew, or you're paying the cost of room and board away from home. Fine. I'll get a student loan... or better yet, maybe I can be a resident assistant. Ooh, I can be in charge of planning all the social events! Build Dormitory Tower (1x)Make Magic Academy Kids Skip Social Events Count : 5xTime : 4h, Location : SpellementaryDormitoryTower()Lisa : Make Lisa Be a Try Hard Resident Assistant Count : 1xTime : 4h, Location : SpellementaryDormitoryTower Reward : 10 __THOH2017_Config:QuestRewards:Quest_Complete__THOH2017_ActivePrizeTrackCurrency

Hocus Bogus Pt. 4

Hey, it's that pimply-faced squeaky guy that serves me food everywhere. What are you doing at my house? I'm here on behalf of the beast walking app Rawr to walk your dragon or other mythical creature. You've got to walk them, too?! This is worse than having a kid! Just see to it that they do their "business" in Flanders' yard. Summon Kearneymon Count : 1xTime : 4h(Kearneymon ) Reward : 10 __THOH2017_Config:QuestRewards:Quest_Complete__THOH2017_ActivePrizeTrackCurrency

Hocus Bogus Pt. 5

I'm trying to ask an important question here, and everyone is busy monster hunting! What's your question? What's the dude's name?! I need to know! I must know! I demand to know! Pleeeeeeeeaaaaasssssseeeee? Enddialog What if we tried sign language? Or Morse Code? Or semaphore? Or Pawnee. You'd have to learn any of those. D'oh! How "bout burping? I'm fluent in that. Message You have completed the Act 2 story! Keep expanding your Magic Academy and enchanting Beasts, Act 3 starts soon! Homer : Make Homer Plead to Know the Name Count : 1xTime : 4h, Location : SimpsonHome Reward : 20 XP __THOH2017_Config:QuestRewards:QuestChain_Complete__THOH2017_ActivePrizeTrackCurrency

Fantastical Beastarium

Kidnap the beasts?! We can't take on those beasts without magic! We could partner up and take the Exotic Zoo to the next level. Whaddaya say Chief? What you are suggesting is extremely illegal" and I'm in! As head member of the Fantastical Beastarium, I'm pretty nifty at handling rare and mystical beasts. That includes the last Esquilax" and the last Ralphie. Enddialog Ah, the Esquilax. A dog with the head of a rabbit. And the body of a rabbit. Watch your backs, "Turner and Hooch"! Our buddy-cop adventures begin today! Wiggum : Make Wiggum Clean Esquillax Cage Count : 1xTime : 4h, Location : FantasticalBeastarium Reward : 10 __THOH2017_Config:QuestRewards:Quest_Complete__THOH2017_ActivePrizeTrackCurrency

Say His Name, Say His Name

Say His Name, Say His Name Pt. 1

We're short on toads again. Toads? We still dissect toads in magic school? No, Transmogrification. These are Toad Princes... still with a penchant for eating flies. Our toad promised us riches if we help him get back to his realm. We're just not sure whether he means gold or more flies. Reward : 10 __THOH2017_Config:QuestRewards:Quest_Complete__THOH2017_ActivePrizeTrackCurrency

Say His Name, Say His Name Pt. 2

I didn't want to do this. But, Lisa, if you don't tell me this guy's name, you're grounded. We have rules in this house. And rule #1 is: no cowering in fear of some stupid name. Fine! If I write it down, will you just shut up about it? I'll try. I can't promise. I'm told I have quite a mouth on me. Enddialog Monty-mort. Montymort. Lord Montymort. Doesn't sound so terrifying to me. poof* How in the boiling cauldron did I get here? Ah! Ah, the girl said your name! Homer : Make Homer Read Name Out Loud Count : 1xTime : 4h, Location : SimpsonHome Reward : 10 __THOH2017_Config:QuestRewards:Quest_Complete__THOH2017_ActivePrizeTrackCurrency

Say His Name, Say His Name Pt. 3

It IS you! The most despicable antagonist in the Angelica Button series! This is both frightening and really cool at the same time. Silence, little girl. My monsters should have demolished this pathetic town by now. Slithers! What in the blazes is taking them so long? It appears it's become trendy to capture and train them, sss-sir. People and their exotic pets, you know? Well, if my monsters won't do it, then it's up to their master. Doesn't anyone realize I have a magical-essence-sucking quota to meet? I'll start with the portly oaf and the pesky girl that brought us here. Not if I can help it! I'll find your weakness! I have powers of my own! Build Magic Academy Ruins (1x)Lisa : Make Lisa Search Books for Exploits Count : 1xTime : 4h, Location : SimpsonHomeHomer : Make Homer Hide His Essence Count : 1xTime : 4h, Location : SimpsonHome Reward : 10 __THOH2017_Config:QuestRewards:Quest_Complete__THOH2017_ActivePrizeTrackCurrency

The Vestige

The Vestige Pt. 1

So, how do we beat him? Guns? Knives? Age shaming? Or do we say his name backwards? Destroy a bunch of his cursed childhood trinkets? According to the books, it's none of those. It says the key to beating Montymort is"physically beat him. That's why God created bullies! Reward : 10 __THOH2017_Config:QuestRewards:Quest_Complete__THOH2017_ActivePrizeTrackCurrency

The Vestige Pt. 2

You can't win, Lord Montymort! We won't let you destroy our town. You fools can't stop me! I've got a monopoly on magic. Time to tap into those resources now! Of all the giant things to attack Springfield, this must be the weirdest and wrinkliest one. Enchanted beasts! Fight in the name of Springfield!... while I ignore the fact that I'm forcing mythical creatures to fight! Enddialog Foolish humans. You thought you could escape our menace for three seasons in a row? Prepare to di-- What in Rigellian Hell is going on down there?! No idea. We really have been away too long. Let's bail. We know enough not to butt in on another invader's decimation of Earth. Reward : 10 __THOH2017_Config:QuestRewards:Quest_Complete__THOH2017_ActivePrizeTrackCurrency

The Vestige Pt. 3

The mystical beasts did it! He's knocked out cold. Huzzah! We have beaten the evil Lord Montymort. His name has no power anymore! Montymort! Montymort! Montymort! But it's annoying me. You think I'm defeated that easy? I've got at least a trilogy's worth of untapped storyline left. You haven't seen the last of me! Man, they always know how to drag these things out. Let's speed up his plot line. Enddialog What have you done?! I feel as powerless as the middle-class's ability to enact policy change. Fighting us repeatedly burned your magical reserves up! We've finally beaten you! Collect (LordMontymort_NumDefeated-1) (3x)Collect (LordMontymort_NumDefeated-1) (3x) Reward : 10 __THOH2017_Config:QuestRewards:Quest_Complete__THOH2017_ActivePrizeTrackCurrency

The Vestige Pt. 4

Woo hoo! We kicked the crap out of an old man! Lord Montymort, as judge, jury, defense, prosecutor, and inattentive audience, I find you guilty of trying to suck the magic out of everyone. Do your worst! I've lived for centuries, through countless hellscapes" including fruit-flavored gum and fidget spinners. I hereby sentence you to three life sentences" It will be a breeze. ...to be served out here in Springfield. Nooo! Please, take my life instead. I beg of you! LordMontymort : Make Montymort Serve His First Life Sentence Count : 1xTime : 8h Reward : 10 __THOH2017_Config:QuestRewards:Quest_Complete__THOH2017_ActivePrizeTrackCurrency

The Vestige Pt. 5

Can we keep the Magic Academy? Another school would take from our school supply budget. We'd be forced to steal golf pencils and use triple-sided paper. What if we made it a for-profit school? We could use those profits to hire more teachers and create scholarships for the poor! Or fund a new parade convertible for this city's mayor? Enddialog Everything seemed better when I didn't know his name. I know how to fix that"bang the old noodle into a steel pole. *BANG* *BANG* Dad, no! Dad, who? Message You have completed the event story! Keep expanding your Magic Academy and enchanting Beasts! Make Springfielders Go Shopping at Charmer's Market Count : 5xTime : 8h, Location : CharmersMarket()Make Springfielders Pay to Attend Magic Academy Count : 5xTime : 8h, Location : Spellementary()LordMontymort : Make Lord Montymort Clean Up Beast Droppings Count : 1xTime : 8h, Location : KearneymonLair Reward : 20 XP __THOH2017_Config:QuestRewards:QuestChain_Complete__THOH2017_ActivePrizeTrackCurrency

The Very Well-Off Dragon

The Very Well-Off Dragon Pt. 1

Who dares take from me, The Inconceivably Well-Off Dragon? I pillaged and plundered those treasures for myself. Fair and square. That desperate salesman who always gives us a good rate on things. Man, the mansions he's offered us. Pools on pools on pools. You were fools to accept his offer. Just as he was a fool to take from me. Such a shame too, seems like a quaint town to burn in flames. Ahh! A mystical beast threatening to destroy our town! Who handles this kind of emergency?! Animal control? Homer : Make Homer Ask Who to Call Count : 1xTime : 4h, Location : SimpsonHome Reward : 100 10

The Very Well-Off Dragon Pt. 2

He was cursed by Don't-Say-His-Name all along! Now that the curse is broken, maybe he won't destroy the city? You may have removed a wickedly handsome man's curse. But, my greed is unbreakable. That's fine, greed has never killed anyone. And I'm sure you've read the storybooks: when curses are lifted, dragons leave towns alone. Not a chance. I'll count every piece of gold if I must, and make sure everything is accounted for. All I'll need is a calculator and a team of executive assistants. Smithers : Make Smithers Count Gold Count : 1xTime : 4h, Location : BurnsDragonLair Reward : 100 10

The Very Well-Off Dragon Pt. 3

I've tracked down my missing gold pieces. By that, I mean I've threatened my assistants to find them. Of course, I'll take the credit. Oh, you have, ah, have you? It would appear thieves couldn't resist a taste of some of my treasures. I really need to beef up security. Alas, I command you to release me! I'll retrieve the gold myself. I'll stay hidden. They'll never see me coming. You're like three stories tall. Summon Burns Dragon Count : 1xTime : 4h(BurnsDragon )Make Criminals Take More Gold Count : 3xTime : 4h, Location : BurnsDragonLair() Reward : 200 money 20 XP

Zero-Clops Thirty

Zero-Clops Thirty Pt. 1

How dare you ruin a cy-cops' naps! No one wants a one-eyed, trigger-happy officer on patrol. Collect Wiggops Reward : 100 10

Zero-Clops Thirty Pt. 2

Time to do what all cops do when back from patrol, cyclops or not. Avoid paperwork like the plague. Collect Wiggops Reward : 100 10

Zero-Clops Thirty Pt. 3

I'd kill for a donut. And I don't mean that figuratively. Just show me the donut and who I need to kill to take it. Summon Wiggops Count : 1xTime : 4h(Wiggops ) Reward : 200 money 20 XP

Buttoncon

Buttoncon Pt. 1

I don't think I'm in magical Britain anymore. The people are still crude, but the accents are a trifle off. And is that the Magic Academy? How did that get here? And who are all these wizards and witches I've never seen before? Your world merged with ours! And I sort of ran with the whole thing. I'm Lisa, by the way, your biggest fan. Fan? As in fanatic?! What extremist plans have you in store for me? Nothing that extreme. I should explain. Do you want the abridged or unabridged version? AngelicaButton : Make Angelica Button Read Her Own Series Count : 1xTime : 4h, Location : SpellementaryLibrary Reward : 100 10

Buttoncon Pt. 2

My entire life, printed and published for profit!? How dare they! There's also comics books, audio books, cellphone cases, bobbleheads, conventions" and I'm probably not helping. A convention? Like a gathering of all the great wizards in a grand hall? They could help me return to my home! It's more like a bunch of nerds gathering at our school's gymnasium. Button-con is small. We can't fill a convention hall but we can sure pack the elementary volleyball court! Enddialog Impeccable costume, Lisa. You have once again proven to be a faithful recreator of the Angelica Button mythos. I'm not Lisa, you dunderheaded, good-for-nothing buffoon. Color me impressed! You've captured the Angelica Button diction to a tee. Very method cosplay of you. Make Angelica Button Fans Congregate Count : 3xTime : 4h, Location : SpringfieldElementary()AngelicaButton : Make Angelica Button Attend Her Own Convention Count : 1xTime : 4h, Location : SpringfieldElementary Reward : 100 10

Buttoncon Pt. 3

That was an existential experience. I may not have found a way home, but I do have a conference bag full of items that will eventually find their way to the trash. And for all the obsession with my personal life, there seems to be a lack of fiction around my adult life. What happens to me? No one cares about grown-up you. Everyone is obsessed with the story of a kid with magical powers. Once you're an adult, it's just another lame fantasy series. But what happens to me after I graduate Magic Academy? I have an entire life to live still, right?! Well, there are some dark fan theories... Enddialog So, what did you find out? Looks like a tossup between marrying a Normie, and owning too many cats. AngelicaButton : Make Angelica Button Read Her Fan Wiki Count : 1xTime : 1h, Location : SpellementaryLibraryLisa : Make Lisa Quickly Edit Her Wiki Posts Count : 1xTime : 4h, Location : SimpsonHome Reward : 100 10

Buttoncon Pt. 4

Lisa, can I ask you a question? You're my fictional heroine, you can ask me anything! Do you think I could go to your regular school? Our world is filled with magic and you want to go to a regular school? Wizard school isn't so exciting when that's all you know. I'm really intrigued by what they teach at a non-magical school. You said "teach", right? That might be a bit of a stretch. AngelicaButton : Make Angelica Button Go Where the Normies Go Count : 1xTime : 4h, Location : SpringfieldElementary Reward : 200 money 20 XP

Tale of Two Mages

Tale of Two Mages Pt. 1

It's the first day of Magic Academy classes! Bart, don't forget to sharpen your wand and polish a toad for your teacher. Listen, I'm magic's biggest fan but ANOTHER school!? Magic or not, I'll sit this one out. Come on, Bart, you don't want to miss orientation! They have a sorting sock that determines your future! AND that's when they hand out the owls! I know my future " it's being awesome. But I guess I could pick up my owl then bail before lame spell casting classes start. Enddialog I got grouped with all the book worms and try-hards! I can't wait to out try-hard all of them! Where did you get assigned, Bart? It booked me for a full year's worth of detention. I hate when schools automatically and correctly assume you're bad! It's not fair! Lisa(WizardLisa) : Make Wizard Lisa Attend Orientation Count : 1xTime : 4h, Location : SpellementaryBart(WizardBart) : Make Wizard Bart Attend Orientation Count : 1xTime : 4h, Location : Spellementary Reward : 100 10

Tale of Two Mages Pt. 2

It was so cool, Mom! We learned how to transform frogs into princes. And then we trained the princes not to eat flies. And then we all ate lunch. That's great, sweetie. How was your day, Bart? Lame! They're forcing me to retake the pre-Magic Academy classes. I didn't even get to cast a spell today! I'm sure they just want to make sure you work at a rate you're comfortable with. They're making me write the alphabet! Not even the magical alphabet. Just that stupid A, B, D one. Lisa(WizardLisa) : Make Wizard Lisa Conduct a Magical Orchestra Count : 1xTime : 8hBart(WizardBart) : Make Wizard Bart Shirk His ABCs Count : 1xTime : 4h, Location : BartsTreehouse Reward : 100 10

Tale of Two Mages Pt. 3

I can't wait for exotic animal lessons today! I think we're learning how to adjust a dragon's flame. Let me know when your dragon's BBQ lighting-ready and I'll have him over. Forget this. I'm not sitting through another elixir mixing class. It's all in metric. I barely know the Imperial system! Even though I hate tests, it's time for this prankster to put what he's learned to the test. Enddialog Bart, report to my office this instant. So, this is the part where I get expelled from the normie school by the dweeb principal? Due to your impressive, though humiliating, display of magical aptitude, we're enrolling you in dark arts. And may God have mercy on our souls. Is that the one where the class paints a naked Willie? No. Parents shut that class down. Lisa(WizardLisa) : Make Wizard Lisa Learn Dragon Etiquette Count : 1xTime : 4h, Location : SpellementaryBart(WizardBart) : Make Wizard Bart Magically Pants Skinner Count : 1xTime : 8h, Location : SpringfieldElementary, needs Skinner Reward : 100 10

Tale of Two Mages Pt. 4

So, apparently there's also a "dark arts" side to magic. And I'm pretty good at it. Even heard the letter "A" being associated with me. And it didn't have an "ss" coming after it! Lisa, why can't you be more like your brother? He could become the first overlord warlock in this family! Of course, Bart's the prodigy at the one thing I've read and obsessed over my entire young adult life. Bart(WizardBart) : Make Wizard Bart Exploit Powers Count : 1xTime : 4hLisa(WizardLisa) : Make Wizard Lisa Practice Spells Count : 1xTime : 4h Reward : 100 10

Tale of Two Mages Pt. 5

I got a B- in Transfiguration?! Haven't I changed enough! If you think you deserve an A, you should be able to turn it into one. You're right, Bart. Although it's against my moral code, I can Transfigure my B- into an A! That's not what I meant. Wait. Stop! Why am I the smart, responsible one now?! I'm scared. I'm very scared! Enddialog Darn! I can only manage a B+. Lisa, we've got to get out of here! An invisible ghost is throwing chicken bones at me and calling me fat-wad all over the house! Bart(WizardBart) : Make Wizard Bart Sneak Around Invisible Count : 1xTime : 1h, Location : SpringfieldElementaryLisa(WizardLisa) : Make Wizard Lisa Try to Transfigure an A Count : 1xTime : 1h, Location : SimpsonHome Reward : 200 money 20 XP

The Great Geriatrico

The Great Geriatrico Pt. 1

For the last time, I'm not coming out of retirement! But we need every able-bodied magician in Springfield to rise up! I'm hardly "able-bodied". My wand droops, there's rabbit bones in my magic hat, and I take a lactose blocker so that I can still perform my "Great Milk Can Escape". As I told you before, I save my magic for showmanship, not self-defense. Enddialog You taught me how to get past locks. I'm not leaving until you agree to come out of retirement. I really should have skipped the breaking and entering lesson. Fine, I'll help. TheGreatRaymondo : Make the Great Raymondo Lock Lisa Out Count : 1xTime : 4h, Location : TheGreatRaymondosHomeLisa : Make Lisa Magically Enter Raymondo's Home Count : 1xTime : 4h, Location : TheGreatRaymondosHome Reward : 100 10

The Great Geriatrico Pt. 2

Now that I'm out of retirement, refresh my memory. What is it that we're doing again? Using our magical powers to fight and catch mystical beasts! I coulda sworn we were doing card tricks or pullin' quarters outta people. But fighting mystical beasts... that's a career killer for a magician. Or probably anybody, now that I think about it. TheGreatRaymondo : Make the Great Raymondo Avoid Mauling Count : 1xTime : 4h, Location : TheGreatRaymondosHome Reward : 100 10

The Great Geriatrico Pt. 3

Ugh, fine. No battling beasts to help us. Then how about putting on a show? Wait! The Great Raymondo is not helping us get rid of the monsters?! I can't fling cards like Ricky Jay to save us! I can't!! slap* Snap out of it, Milhouse! Oo-la-la, our skin touched, Lisa! Alright, I will come out of retirement! If only to put smiles on the poor, downtrodden citizens of Springfield" and a modest appearance fee. Enddialog How did he get out of there without even a milk moustache?! This is just as terrifying as the monster thing! TheGreatRaymondo : Make the Great Raymondo Perform the Great Milk Can Escape Count : 1xTime : 8h, Location : FamousMilkCansMake Kids Watch Performance Count : 3xTime : 4h, Location : FamousMilkCans() Reward : 100 10

The Great Geriatrico Pt. 4

Why so down, my apprentice? I've admired you so much. I thought you'd be the first person to help us. And instead" I just haven't had a great track record of role models living up to their expectations. Young lady, you've said enough. If I can do six nights a week in Vegas in front of Blue Man Group, I'm sure I can handle a couple green monsters roaming the streets. TheGreatRaymondo : Make the Great Raymondo Work the Audience Count : 1xTime : 4h Reward : 200 money 20 XP

Blue Collar Peasant

Blue Collar Peasant Pt. 1

No more pushing peanut carts for me. From now on, I'm only taking resume-building positions. SqueakyVoiceTeen(SqueakyVoicePeasant) : Make Squeaky Voice Peasant Push Filth Wagon Count : 1x Reward : 100 10

Blue Collar Peasant Pt. 2

Uh, I think some of that filth got in my mouth. I'm going to get sick! No problem. I have something that will make you sicker. Don't you mean "better"? I stand by my statement. SqueakyVoiceTeen(SqueakyVoicePeasant) : Make Squeaky Voice Peasant Try Latest Health Trend Count : 1xTime : 4h Reward : 100 10

Blue Collar Peasant Pt. 3

Woah, I think the filth gave me dysentery, and now the leeches are making me feel light headed. I need a nap, but I don't have anywhere to sleep. ...that pile of filth looks comfy. SqueakyVoiceTeen(SqueakyVoicePeasant) : Make Squeaky Voice Peasant Sleep in Filth Pile Count : 1xTime : 4h, Location : CletusFarm Reward : 100 10

Blue Collar Peasant Pt. 4

Who knew I'd miss the minimum wage days. But I've had enough of the high-paying pushing and sleeping in filth. At least working the counter I only need to worry about my dignity. Not my plummeting life expectancy. If you're coming back, there's a pile of filth waiting for you by the fryer. No idea what animal it came off of. Yuck! How many vacation days have I accrued since this morning? SqueakyVoiceTeen(SqueakyVoicePeasant) : Make Squeaky Voice Peasant Take a Bi-Annual Break Count : 1xTime : 1h, Location : BrownHouse Reward : 200 money 20 XP

This Quest Is Cursed

This Quest Is Cursed Pt. 1

Why is business slow? The House of Evil is the OG Halloween creepy pop-up. Couple things are hurting your business, pal. First: people can post reviews online now. Yours suck. I will find these reviews and damn them to hell" I mean, ask how I can make their shopping experience more pleasant. Also, people want to get their cursed stuff in the privacy of their own homes these days. Hiding their shame at home, eh? I have an idea. EvilShopkeeper : Make Evil Shopkeeper Promote Cursed Wares Count : 1xTime : 8h Reward : 100 10

This Quest Is Cursed Pt. 2

That was a fruitless endeavor. Nothing sold, no curses spread, and my pride took a hit. I can't be the only small business owner struggling in this world of modern convenience. Perhaps I can steal wisdom from their minds with a headpiece. Of course I mean ask politely... then wrench the wisdom from their minds! Enddialog Have you doubled your prices? In some cases, tripled them. Offer terrible customer service when they ask for help? I offer none. Do you profit from your "Take-A-Penny / Leave-A-Penny" tray? I only have a "Take-YOUR-Pennies" tray. Oh dear, this guy's competing directly with me! EvilShopkeeper : Make Evil Shopkeeper Meet Other Clerks Count : 1xTime : 4h, Location : Kwik-E-MartApu : Make Apu Offer Business Advice Count : 1xTime : 4h, Location : Kwik-E-Mart Reward : 100 10

This Quest Is Cursed Pt. 3

My business is still underperforming. I even tried that "Buy One, Get One Free" hot dog sale. I've cursed every other dog, but it still angers me to give it away for free. *evil laugh* You just need to remind folks what your store has to offer? Put on a show or do something unique. Thank you, small child. If this works, you'll be one of the few spared from the curses. EvilShopkeeper : Make Evil Shopkeeper Perform Dubious Act Count : 1xTime : 4h, Location : HouseOfEvilMake Springfielders Rush to Buy Krusty Dolls Count : 3xTime : 4h, Location : HouseOfEvil() Reward : 100 10

This Quest Is Cursed Pt. 4

This is fantastic! I haven't sold a Krusty Doll in almost two decades! Now I can barely keep them in stock. Not these dolls again. The last one almost murdered my husband and son. That was a bad batch. These Krusty dolls are configured to be "good". Oh, that's nice. And I can control their settings all from a single switch in my shop. It would be a shame... if someone... flipped it. Enddialog Ah, the sweet screams of satisfied customers across town. Who needs internet, the cursing business is still so rewarding. EvilShopkeeper : Make Evil Shopkeeper Flip Master Switch to Evil Count : 1xTime : 1h, Location : HouseOfEvil Reward : 200 money 20 XP

Magic Mustache

Magic Mustache Pt. 1

Fear not, citizens of this small town! I, Greystash, will protect you from evil! Why are you talking like that, Homer? Ya, Homer, I thought you hated all that magic mumbo-jumbo. But judging from yer outfit, you went full-blown bandwagon now. Who's Homer? Is he your plane's grand sorcerer? Hey Lenny, hey Carl, hey Moe. Who's the guy with the goofball beard? How ya doin', Presto-Chango? I'm Homer. Enddialog Homer, based on what I've heard, I believe that we are in fact the same person. But also, not the same person. Please don't blow my mind with talk before I blow my mind with beer. Greystash : Make Greystash Have a Beer Count : 1xTime : 4h, Location : MoesTavern Reward : 100 10

Magic Mustache Pt. 2

What I'm saying is, we both have the same body. But, how we arrived to who we are now, completely different paths. So you're future me? Then I will speak to you in future talk. Gleep-glorp-gleep. No. Did you pay attention to anything I just said? We come from completely different parents. I'll trade you my dad for yours. I don't need to be from the future to know that's a bad deal. Then at least give me some wizard skills like you. Enddialog I don't know if you can grow a mustache like mine. I'm not even sure you have a beard right now! You've heard of a five o'clock shadow? This is a full eclipse of my face! Greystash : Make Greystash Answer So Many Questions Count : 1xTime : 4h, Location : MoesTavern Reward : 100 10

Magic Mustache Pt. 3

So why can't I do any of the amazingly magical things you do? Especially your ability to grow that impressive cookie-duster of a mustache! *whimpers* I've lost so many cookie crumbs in my life. This moustache is the key to all my powers. Shall I demonstrate? Enddialog It flows so gracefully in the wind. So majestic! So magnificent! I can't look away. Greystash : Make Greystash Use Mustache Magic Count : 1xTime : 4h Reward : 100 10

Magic Mustache Pt. 4

So, you've got a mystical beast problem? Those are the worst. This is going to take some extra mustache wax. You'll help us? That's great! Hop on a broom, I'll take you to them! Sorry, I don't do brooms anymore. Now that they have breathalyzers onboard. You are SO much like my father. Don't worry. I have my own means of transportation. Enddialog On second thought, I'll just hoof it. Greystash : Make Greystash Try Phoenix Flight Count : 1xTime : 8h Reward : 200 money 20 XP

Inconvenience Store

I will not allow my precious store to be ruined by whimsy. I've never been a mover and a shaker and I don't want to be now! This place is jumping around more than Milhouse on meds. And it's making me queasy! Apu : Make Apu Bolt Down Products Count : 1xTime : 4h, Location : WalkingKwikEMartMake Springfielders Get Motion Sick Count : 3xTime : 4h, Location : WalkingKwikEMart() Reward : 100 10

Magical Mystery Meat

Ew, what the heck is this? Two cups camel, a dash of dugong, a smidge of seagull, and three parts porcupine. Headquarters packages it all into one animal, it's great. This is cruel and in no way a sustainable resource! Meat's meat. We'll just move on to other animals when those run out. Make Kids Eat Around the Scorpion Bits Count : 3xTime : 4h, Location : SpellementaryMessHall() Reward : 100 10

Sand Noir

So, this is the scene of the crime. But no sign of evidence? This is great news! We get to pack it up and go home. Another SPD success story! But we did nothing, Chief. I got an idea where they stored the body though. It's going to take some folks to flip that giant sand timer over. Enddialog Nice work, Lou. It's gonna be hard to gather evidence in these conditions and my never-ending quest to quit tells me to call it a day. Let's go grab some Krusty Burgers. Reward : 100 10

No Shirt, No Shoes, No Dwarves

A themed hotel? For the role player with expendable income, the website suggests a three-night all-inclusive package. Well, one can't roleplay an impoverished tavern goer without paying a pretty penny for a penthouse suite. I'll collect tavern dregs and Starwood Points at the same time. CBGuy : Make Comic Book Guy Overpay for an Immersive Experience Count : 1xTime : 4h, Location : ElfHotel Reward : 100 10

Magic Palace

It's great having the whole family together! And for a magic show, too. There's real magic in Springfield now, and you still think these shows are cool? Oh, Homer, I think they want you to be the staged volunteer in the audience to fight the dragon! Homer dragon torched?! I'm back on board. Make Simpsons Eat Presto Linguini Count : 3xTime : 4h, Location : MagicPalace()Homer : Make Homer Fight a Mechanical Dragon Count : 1xTime : 4h, Location : MagicPalace Reward : 100 10

The New Home Economics

Looks like we have a new favorite elective among the students. Kids are dropping Home Economics, and picking up wands to attack each other. What should we do about it? Nothing. There were more oven explosions in Home Ec. than this wand witchcraft. Make Kids Point Powerful Wands at Each Other Count : 3xTime : 4h, Location : MysticalSelfDefense() Reward : 100 10

Department of Magical Vehicles

You didn't complete the necessary forms. All this paperwork just to fly a broom? It'll take me years to fill it all out. Sorry, the State can't let just anyone jam a stick between their legs. Ooh, I just want to be able to drive again. Make Springfielders Wait for Broom Licenses Count : 3xTime : 4h, Location : DepartmentOfMagicalVehicles() Reward : 100 10

Cauldron Craft Brew

Wow, Barney. You look more smashed than usual. How many did you pound down tonight? Just one! But it sure was tasty. It was also green! And then red, then green again. A Christmas-themed cocktail? And I'm alive to tell you about it! You thinking what I'm thinking, Carl? Yep. Bring on the holidays! Make Barflies Drink at Ye Old Magick Shoppe Count : 3xTime : 4h, Location : OldEnglishMedicineShoppe() Reward : 100 10

The Feline Express

That's the most adorable form of school transportation I've ever seen! Those giant eyes, the grin, it's chunky paws. I would ride that to school every day. Ugh, my eyes are itching, my throat's closing up" oh,no! Add Cat Buses to my list of allergies! Reward : 100 10

Supervisor Snake

Supervisor Snake Pt. 1

Sir, you want to DOUBLE the magical essence output of the plant?! That's right, Slithers. And don't give me any of that, "But the workers have no essence left to suck", hogwash. I'll see to it that the employees start putting in some essence overtime. Very good, Slithers. And what's going on with your stomach, it's deeply disturbing. Oh, that little guy? Don't worry. He'll soon be digested into a milky mush. Slithers : Make Slithers Digest Last Week's Meal Count : 1xTime : 8h Reward : 100 10

Supervisor Snake Pt. 2

Attention, plant workers. We're behind on magical essence sucking quota. Each of you must submit one essence sample by end of day. And what if we don't want to give up any essence? The union rules haven't even caught up to this event yet! Either submit a sample, or become my next meal. Oo, the plant offers a meal plan now! Yes, it includes being conscious for days while my stomach acids dissolve you. Headfirst or feet first, employee choice. Slithers : Make Slithers Intimidate Workers Count : 1xTime : 1hMake Plant Workers Submit Essence Samples Count : 3xTime : 4h() Reward : 100 10

Supervisor Snake Pt. 3

sigh* What am I even doing? I work hard to impress him. But no matter how hard I try, he'll never see me for the snake I really am. Maybe if he saw who you are on the inside... That's a wonderful idea! After my next shedding, he'll see who I really am underneath! That's gross, and taking what I said way too literal. Enddialog Slithers, where are you with that essence quota? My god, he's a dehydrated husk! Nothing remains but some flimsy leftovers. While I acquire another assistant from the anthropomorphic rescue, I'll make a fine belt out of Slithers. Slithers : Make Slithers Come Out of Scales Count : 1xTime : 4h Reward : 200 money 20 XP

The Sorcerer's Life Sentence

The Sorcerer's Life Sentence Pt. 1

It's outrageous that I now must spend the rest of my days in this forsaken town. I was so close to domination too, if it wasn't for those blasted kids. And maybe the giant mystical beasts. Worst of all, I must sit here and listen to their insults and catcalls. Montymort, Montymort... his face is wrinkled, his temper short! *laughs* LordMontymort : Make Lord Montymort Shield From Haters Count : 1xTime : 4h, Location : LordMontymortBossfightDecorationHomer : Make Homer Make Fun of Montymort Count : 1xTime : 4h, Location : LordMontymortBossfightDecoration Reward : 100 10

The Sorcerer's Life Sentence Pt. 2

Please, I beg of you, cut my sentence down! You sent giant monsters to destroy our city. And then, you threatened to enslave and suck the essence out of every citizen" And you're asking us to go easy on your sentence? I promise to be on my best behavior. I'll even refrain from killing your "Ray Ban"-ed body guards every week. LordMontymort : Make Lord Montymort Serve Life Sentence Count : 1xTime : 24h, Location : SpringfieldPenitentiary Reward : 100 10

The Sorcerer's Life Sentence Pt. 3

Alright, Montymort, you're getting let loose early. Excellent! Three life sentences done in record time. I have several more lives to return to my magic. Forget the magic stuff. We're switching you to community service. Get yourself a shovel and the biggest bucket you can find. Those beasts have exceptional bowels and no respect for a police chief's lawn. Enddialog Hm, I can see why the best ending for a villain is a coward's death. Montymort?! More like" PANTYmort! A ladybug is more evil than you! If only I still had a coward's chance. LordMontymort : Make Lord Montymort Clean Mystical Beast Lairs Count : 1xTime : 4h Reward : 200 money 20 XP

Rock and Troll

Rock and Troll Pt. 1

What the heck is this place? And where's the bar? No bar, means no mead. And no mead means... I gotta go to my troll home sober! Collect Crawl Reward : 100 10

Rock and Troll Pt. 2

Now THIS is more like it. And check it out, it's got a karaoke setup! You won't hear music or any other thing come out of anyone as sweet as what I spew. Collect Crawl Reward : 100 10

Rock and Troll Pt. 3

Now that's music. Gotta be louder though. Hope none of the businesses around here mind me adding some extra speakers. I don't have cash, but I'm sure they'll accept crudely drawn I.O.U.'s. Summon Crawl Count : 1xTime : 4h(Crawl ) Reward : 200 money 20 XP

Pub Stomp

Pub Stomp Pt. 1

Hey, this isn't my usual bar. And that means I can't tell the bartender I want "the usual". His "the usual" might not be a drink but a slug upside the head. Collect Lewd Reward : 100 10

Pub Stomp Pt. 2

That's better. Now if only Crawl was here. He really knows how to bring the party. You can't spell party without C.R.A.W.L.!... At least I don't think so. I should look that up. Collect Lewd Reward : 100 10

Pub Stomp Pt. 3

This is the bar for me. All it needs is a smidge of redecorating to cover up all the mold all over the place. Summon Lewd Count : 1xTime : 4h(Lewd ) Reward : 200 money 20 XP

The Party Troll Pt. 1

Barfy is here to par-*burp*-ty! I'm the triple-size guy you don't want to show up at your BBQ, or family gathering! Collect Barfy Reward : 100 10

The Party Troll Pt. 2

That's never happened before. All this booze is making me hungry. Does anybody around here know where I can get a twelve-foot-long sub? Collect Barfy Reward : 100 10

The Party Troll Pt. 3

Oh no! The tap is empty. Time for a beer run. This would be a lot easier if I could fit in a car and drive somewhere. Maybe someone has a hay wagon they could tow me in? Summon Barfy Count : 1xTime : 4h(Barfy ) Reward : 200 money 20 XP

Three Heads, No Brain

Three Heads, No Brain Pt. 1

You thought three angst driven teens was bad? Try putting all those hormones into one body. Now imagine that one body is a dragon. Not fun for anyone. Build Bully-vern's Cave (1x) Reward : 100 10

Three Heads, No Brain Pt. 2

Hey, quit bogarting the whole cave! You're the one scarfin' too much of the cave! You move! No, you move! *breaths fire* Reward : 100 10

Three Heads, No Brain Pt. 3

It almost feels like home. All it needs now is three teenagers' worth of hellish, rotten stench. Summon Bully-Vern Count : 1xTime : 4h(BullyVern ) Reward : 200 money 20 XP

Monarch Mixtape

Why don't you move this thing into your bar? Could drown out the rats. Nah, they'd just gnaw and scream over it. Besides, I hate everyone's taste in music. Even my own. It's beautiful, a reminder of how beautiful Equalia can be. If only our world could take a page from it. Ah, if only. Reward : 100 10

Field of Fairy Dreams

It's beautiful, a reminder of how beautiful Equalia can be. If only our world could take a page from it. Ah, if only. Reward : 100 10

Music Automaton

C'mon, tell me the future. These models are meant to play music, not tell you the future. If it has a slot for a quarter, it either has to have divine powers or spit out candy bars. That's the bottom line. Enddialog There's no way I turn that into winning lottery number picks. Reward : 100 10

Weapon of Mass Surveillance

Use monies from my "Floozie" fund to hire some laborers to move this into my office. Better yet, just borrow an elephant from the city zoo and have the floozies meet me in my office as well. Reward : 100 10

Skinner Box-Kite

That box kite is a perfect depiction of Principal Skinner. A big square! And oddly mesmerizing to watch. Reward : 100 10

Radioactive Snowbird

Smithers! This ghastly draft is causing my feet to numb. I'd swear I lost a toe or two, but I can't remember how many I had left to begin with. I'm sorry, sir. Perhaps we can relocate you to a warmer office temporarily? Burns : Make Burns Warm up Feet Count : 1xTime : 4h, Location : PowerPlant Reward : 100 10

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Hey Apu, can I get a Scratch-R? My kid is obsessed with a fake magic school, and I'm going to need some real tuition money soon. Why don't you try our new mystical and very supernatural Scratch-R? Sweet magician's mojo, not you too, Apu?! You know what they say: if you can exploit a fad for profit, do it! Message Try your luck on the Magic Scratch-R during the Treehouse of Horror XXVIII event! Available now, at the Kwik-E-Mart! Reward : 100 10

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Why are all the Normies getting into costumes and traveling door to door? It's Halloween! Everybody dresses up to go around asking for candy. Sounds like panhandling to me. We've eradicated that in my universe. Really?! You've evolved as a society beyond these silly customs? No, we just sent all the panhandlers through an interdimensional portal to a mysterious place called "San Francisco". Reward : 100 10

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Enddialog Yes! No more dragon draggin' ol' Gil down. I mean gold! Did I say dragon? I meant gold. Reward : 100 10

Madmagician

Madmagician Pt. 1

Magic in Springfield! This puts me in quite the proverbial pickle" dill, not sweet! As a scientist and seasoned nerd I've taken a staunch anti-magic stance: it's a crutch for the dimwitted for the unexplainable. But, I'm also a fan of several works in the fantasy fiction department. Alas, in this great time of peril, I must don a sorcerer's robe and hat. Besides, the sooner this is over I can go back to inventing incredible and equally unexplainable inventions! Frink(SorcererFrink) : Make Sorcerer Frink Put on Robe and Hat Count : 1xTime : 1h, Location : FrinksLab Reward : 100 10

Madmagician Pt. 2

Pointy hat, check. Pointy staff, check. To be a sorcerer you have to love pointy things. Now, how can I get this infernal staff to work? Where do I get the interdimensional proton juice it requires... and in what hole do I insert said juice? I may have some leftover from my last experiment... if not I'll wing it with some consumer-grade corn syrup. Frink(SorcererFrink) : Make Sorcerer Frink Wave Magic Stick Around Count : 1xTime : 4h Reward : 100 10

Madmagician Pt. 3

Presto change-o! I now wield powers I once thought were products of fantasy and goofball-ery. The possibilities are statistically not endless, but numerous! All these breakthroughs have worked up my appetite. Unfortunately, my microwave ran away after I granted it sentience. I give and give, only to be abandoned by my own home appliances. Frink(SorcererFrink) : Make Sorcerer Frink Roast White Soft Candies Count : 1xTime : 8h Reward : 200 money 20 XP

Old School Vamp

Old School Vamp Pt. 1

Springfield, I've come to suck some blood. By my doctor's orders, the low cholesterol variety. When darkness falls, I shall leech from the wayward sheep who wander from their flock. Good luck with that. I haven't seen the sun go down in Springfield for a while. Or anything below my waist since high school. If I have no choice, then I must. It is my curse to bear. CountDracula : Make Count Dracula Live With His Burden Count : 1xTime : 4h Reward : 100 10

Old School Vamp Pt. 2

Excuse me, sir, would you happen to have some blood to donate? You must be confused. You give us the blood. We give you a cookie. I don't want a cookie! I want blood. Well, donations have been on the decline. Find us more donors, and maybe a blood pack or two could fall off the back of the Bloodmobile. Build Bloodmobile (1x)CountDracula : Make Count Dracula Play a Tune Count : 1xTime : 8hCountDracula : Make Count Dracula Accept Donations Count : 1xTime : 12h, Location : Bloodmobile Reward : 200 money 10

Glitter Horn

Glitter Horn Pt. 1

I want to ride the donkey with the pointy party hat! How dare this small child insult me! I am one of the highest-ranking members of the Merlinical Council, not some county fair sideshow. Oo, a hot-headed horsey. I'll bet a sugar cube will mellow your melon. I will not stoop so low to handouts. I can provide for myself. UnicornWizard : Make Unicorn Wizard Summon Sugar Cubes Count : 1xTime : 8h Reward : 100 10

Glitter Horn Pt. 2

Hee-haw horsie! I want to toss a ring on your head horn! Just because I have a horn, does not mean I'll submit to becoming a backyard ringtoss game! But please say you don't rule out doing birthdays! And please say you're rated for fellas over 350 pounds! Stay away! My horn is no party toy and I offer no pony rides. I just had back surgery! Beware my whinny! UnicornWizard : Make Unicorn Wizard Cast Glitter Hoof Count : 1xTime : 4h Reward : 200 money 10

All Bark, and Bite

All Bark, and Bite Pt. 1

Why are you smashing our town, tree monster? All we've ever done to you is hang ornaments and tinsel off your brothers' and sisters' corpses. Your town? I've got deeper roots here than anyone! My great grandfather WAS the Mayflower! We have to capture him before he crushes somebody! Or even worse, gives me a splinter! Reward : 100 10

All Bark, and Bite Pt. 2

Let me go! I must carry out my master's evil bidding. GASP* You're under the spell of Don't-Say-His-Name aren't you? YES! I'd rather be marching two by two under his control than become a two by four! He's even worse than the dark wizard Who's-That-Guy. Let me see if I can break the spell. Enddialog Damn, there goes my future wand material. Plus two thirds of an armoire. Reward : 100 10

All Bark, and Bite Pt. 3

So, you'll join us in the fight against evil, risking limb and" limb, as long as my dad respects your kind? Yes. I'm willing to recruit an army of trees, plus some shrubs, if he's willing to extend an olive branch. Of course! I just need to chop one down first. Enddialog Marge! I'm all done! I've completed my idea! Homer, it's just a pile of wood. Yeah, well. Half way through I got sidetracked waging an epic battle with a living tree under a wizard's spell and forgot why I needed wood in the first place. Homer, you don't have to lie about getting drunk at Moe's. Great idea Marge! Off to Moe's! Summon Treestache Count : 1xTime : 4h(Treestache )Homer : Make Homer Cut Down an Olive Tree Count : 1xTime : 4h, Location : TreestachesLair Reward : 200 money 20 XP