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The Simpsons: Tapped Out Treehouse of Horror XXVIII content update/Gameplay

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Act 1 Gameplay[edit]

A Bull in a Magic Shop[edit]

A Bull in a Magic Shop Pt. 1[edit]

After the user logs in on October 3rd:
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png I still need a wand, robe, an animal familiar, a couple books...
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Heck no. I'm not wasting my “I'm-faking-a-sick-day” to take you costume shopping. Halloween is so far away it scares me. Eeeagggh! See. Scared.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png But if I don't start work on it now, it'll just be a dumb costume. I need cosplay grade or better this year.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Why are you trying so hard to impress the weird anime kids? And the weirder adults?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png If you ever become part of a real fandom, you'll understand.
Task: Make Lisa Use Fandom Powers to Annoy Homer (6s, Simpson House, Homer)
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png There's even a new district called Charmer's Market in town that panders to everything I'm gushing about. Can we go? Can we? Can we?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png No. Not in a million years. Not even if my Dad particles are teleported there and back... No!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png But they have a ton of junk food, just with stupid fancy-sounding names.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Sounds stupid-endous! And even dumb-licious!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

A Bull in a Magic Shop Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png So, let's get this dress shopping over with. Where to? How ‘bout the nearest computer? You can buy things online, like a normie millennial.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Where's the thrill in that? I need a quest to acquire my robes and wands! The journey is as important as the accoutrements.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png That's why we must cross the Magic Station into Charmer's Market!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I'd ask questions about what you just said but honestly, I wouldn't understand your answers.
Task: Build Charmer's Market
Task: Make Springfielders Pretend They're Wizards [x3] (6s, Charmer's Market)
Task: Make Homer Mock Kids and Adult Kids (6s, Charmer's Market)
Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon.png I'm looking for a Magic Tap Ball doubles partner. Rough touch rules. BYOB: Bring Your Own Broom.
Tapped Out Martin Icon.png I like my stuffed owls just as ornery as the real ones! And I'm willing to trade my lunch money to procure it!
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png I cast “AMEX-O” with my dad's credit card to buy a bag of funky tasting jelly beans!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Honey, Bart should've come with us. He'd have a field day making fun of all these freaks.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

A Bull in a Magic Shop Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Is this the last store? I can't walk another step unless you can cast a wizard spell on my aching feet.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png I promise this is the last stop. Besides, the wand is the most important piece!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png You must have a special bond with a wand. It must call to you. Some say it takes years to find a wand that-
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png *stare* Got it!
Task: Make Homer Drool Over Old Wand (6s, Charmer's Market)
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Dad, you can't just take it! That's pick-pocketing, or wand-pocketing, or something.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I'll pay for it. I'm just trying it out in my back pocket to see if it makes my butt look cool.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png *snap*
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png You just sat on it, didn't you?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Yeah, but how's my butt look?
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Angelica Button and the Mystical Beasts[edit]

Angelica Button and the Mystical Beasts Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Did you feel that?! The whole place shook when the wand snapped! Maybe that wand was a little more special than the others.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Is that a shot at my weight?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png I'm just saying that maybe that wand was a little more special than the others.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I hope it IS special. Half of it broke off inside me.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I think it's speaking to me, promising me donuts and wealth to buy more donuts.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png That's…a little unsettling. That also sounds familiar. Like I've read this before.
Task: Make Lisa Re-Read Angelica Button Series (6s, Simpson House)
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png I think these books hold the clues to what happened back at Charmer's Market. I think it has to do with the Angelica Button-verse merging with Springfield!
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Phew, okay. I'm just glad you're not drifting into Equalia again.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Angelica Button and the Mystical Beasts Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Dad, I found out who owned that wand!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Great. Do you know if they have a lenient return policy?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Forget returning it! Springfield merging with the magical world means the threat of Don't-Say-His-Name is real!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png We shouldn't be afraid to call people by their given names.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Don't-Say-His-Name is his given name!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Wow. His parents shoulda thought a little longer on that one.
Task: Build Magic Academy
Task: Make Homer Guess Name (6s, Simpson House)
On job start:
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Maybe he just hates his name. I'll bet he got stuck with Eugene. God, I hate Eugene. I hate it so much!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png No, saying his name is what can lead him to us. And then he can use his powers to suck the essence out of everyone!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Sounds like Eugene has some issues.
On job end:
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Building a school to teach kids magic is a way to stop him… and his giant beasts.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I'd love to discuss these giant beasts but it's dinner time. So let's put a pin in it for now.
Quest reward: Wizard Lisa, Wizard Bart, Magic Act Milhouse, Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Angelica Button and the Mystical Beasts Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png It's hideous! And nasty! Puberty sure messed with your magic friends, Lisa.
Tapped Out Troll Icon.png *picks nose*
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Those are goblins, Mom!
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png These are the bad guys you were so worried about? Big deal.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Nah, goblins are like rodents. A little mystical, sure, but really kind of vanilla.
Task: Tap Mystical Pests [x3]
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Is this the worst Eugene can throw at us? His mystical tricks are kinda lame.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png His name isn't Eugene! And he's only just begun to reveal his powers.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png All I'm saying is, I've seen better magic tricks at a backyard Milhouse birthday party!
Quest reward: 50 Event Currency and XP.png10

Angelica Button and the Mystical Beasts Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png All this fear-mongering about mythical creatures makes me hungry. Must be part of their magic.
Tapped Out Kearneymon Icon.png Boo.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png *munch* Ahhhhh! *munch*
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png That's one of them! If only there was time to say I told you so!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png *waves wand* I cast “ENTRAP-O”!
Task: Place Kearneymon's Alley
Task: Make Lisa Try to Capture Kearneymon
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Wow, all that wand waving and you didn't stop it from rampaging down Evergreen Terrace.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png But I did figure out how to drain the dark mana out of it. That's what keeps the beasts in Don't-Say-His-Name's control.
Quest reward: 50 Event Currency and XP.png10

Angelica Button and the Mystical Beasts Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Chief Wiggum, this is getting out of control. Shouldn't the police be getting into this mess?
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png On foot patrol, I've stepped into a lot of messes. But the girl's right. These goblins are becoming a problem. We should escalate to excessive use of force already!
Tapped Out Martin Icon.png There aren't enough trained witches and wizards in Springfield to knock these pests down!
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Ralphie came home from school with a wizard's hat… or maybe it was a dunce cap. I'm not sure.
Task: Place Magic Tower
Task: Use the Magic Tower
Quest reward: 50 Event Currency and XP.png10

Angelica Button and the Mystical Beasts Pt. 6[edit]

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Mayor Quimby, as a founding member of your “Kids Council on Stuff”, I believe we have a real problem on our hands.
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png Er, on our hands and on our shoes. These foul creatures are leaving behind globs of glowing golden flakes. If these globs turn into potholes, the voters will trash my Mayoral sash!
Tapped Out Martin Icon.png The goblins protect the gold in the Angelica Button-verse. They're guardians of their currency!
Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon.png Their nose snot is also worth a fortune at the Charmer's Market gift shop.
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png A fortune, you say? Then I declare it a new Springfield currency!
Task: Craft an Item at Charmer's Market
Quest reward: 50 Event Currency and XP.png10

Angelica Button and the Mystical Beasts Pt. 7[edit]

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png How can you exploit these poor goblins for their boogers?!
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png Extracting their nose gold is perfectly humane. Chief, I want you to dig deep into their skulls to get every last bit of goo.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Will do. And when we've de-boogered Springfield, we're off to Shelbyville and beyond.
Tapped Out Lou Icon.png Ah, we don't have that authority, Chief. Shelbyville is not an “open-carry” wand town.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png You make me sick, Lou… always following the law.
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png I'll draft some quick legislation. A license to carry in one place should work everywhere else.
Task: Tap Mystical Pests in Other Springfield [x3]
Quest reward: 50 Event Currency and XP.png10

Angelica Button and the Mystical Beasts Pt. 8[edit]

After tapping on Skinner's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Skinner Icon.png Why are the kids ripping branches off the trees on school property? They're making Willie cry.
Tapped Out Willie Icon.png They've stripped me trees more naked than a Scotsman's under-kilt!
Tapped Out Miss Hoover Icon.png We ran out of wands. Even in a fantasy setting our budget still sucks.
Tapped Out Ralph Icon.png My wand is leaking.
Tapped Out Miss Hoover Icon.png *sigh* All right children, there will be a special after-school class to explain what we've all just seen.
Task: Unlock Lewd
Task: Collect Wands [x300]
Quest reward: 50 Event Currency and XP.png10

Angelica Button and the Mystical Beasts Pt. 9[edit]

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Great job, everybody! These mystical beasts weren't expecting us to fight back.
Tapped Out Martin Icon.png Marvelous! We're on our way to unraveling Don't-Say-His-Name's spell on these beasts.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Did you just say Don't-Say-His-Name?!
Tapped Out Martin Icon.png Maybe I did just say Don't-Say-His-Name or maybe I didn't just say Don't-Say-His-Name. Who's asking? What's your name?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Uh... I'm not sure.
Task: Capture Kearneymon [x15]
Task: Make Homer Keep Asking Whose Name Can't They Say (4h, Simpson House)
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I mean seriously, legally, can his parents even name him that?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png When he's carded at Moe's what's on his driver's license?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png I'm not saying it! Read the books if you really want to know.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Unless it's a pop-up book and it pops up right in my eye, I'm not reading anything.
System Message You have completed the Act 1 story! Keep expanding your Magic Academy and capturing Beasts, Act 2 starts soon!
Quest reward: 100 Event Currency and XP.png20

Magic Scratch-R[edit]

After completing Angelica Button and the Mystical Beasts Pt. 2:
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Hey Apu, can I get a Scratch-R? My kid is obsessed with a fake magic school, and I'm going to need some real tuition money soon.
Tapped Out Apu Icon.png Why don't you try our new mystical and very supernatural Scratch-R?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Sweet magician's mojo, not you too, Apu?!
Tapped Out Apu Icon.png You know what they say: if you can exploit a fad for profit, do it!
System Message Try your luck on the Magic Scratch-R during the Treehouse of Horror XXVIII event! Available now, at the Kwik-E-Mart!

Wand Surplus[edit]

After completing Angelica Button and the Mystical Beasts Pt. 9:
Task: Collect Wands [x5000]
Wand Surplus.png
Quest reward: Donut Tapped Out.png1/2/3

Act 2 Gameplay[edit]

Hocus Bogus[edit]

Hocus Bogus Pt. 1[edit]

After the user logs in on October 17th:
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Alright, I think we're getting the hang of the capturing part. Juice boxes all around!
Tapped Out Martin Icon.png That's only half the battle. We need to train them to follow our commands.
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png What sort of commands?
Tapped Out Martin Icon.png To rip and tear our enemies apart like lions!
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png Any chance we could just nuzzle and lick them like sheep?
Task: Enchant Kearneymon [x15]
If the user has Ralph: Task: Make Ralph Sneak Some Juice (4h, Wiggum House)
Quest reward: 50 Event Currency and XP.png10

Hocus Bogus Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Milhouse's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png This is kinda cool. We're like caretakers for these giant beasts. What should we feed them?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Fairy dust. Ground coarsely, preferably. They'll get fussy if you don't serve it right.
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png My Mom says the stuff she sprinkles in my cereal is fairy dust. It makes me less fussy... and very sleepy.
Task: Make Willie Dig Up His Stock (4h, Willie's Shack)
Quest reward: 50 Event Currency and XP.png10

Hocus Bogus Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Mom, part of the magic of going to a boarding school is living away from home!
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png I'm sorry, Lisa. Either you're staying at home with a curfew, or you're paying the cost of room and board away from home.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Fine. I'll get a student loan... or better yet, maybe I can be a resident assistant. Ooh, I can be in charge of planning all the social events!
Task: Place Dormitory Tower
Task: Make Magic Academy Kids Skip Social Events [x5] (4h, Dormitory Tower)
Task: Make Lisa Be a Try Hard Resident Assistant (4h, Dormitory Tower)
Quest reward: 50 Event Currency and XP.png10

Hocus Bogus Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Hey, it's that pimply-faced squeaky guy that serves me food everywhere. What are you doing at my house?
Tapped Out Squeaky Voiced Teen Icon.png I'm here on behalf of the beast walking app Rawr to walk your dragon or other mythical creature.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png You've got to walk them, too?! This is worse than having a kid!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Just see to it that they do their “business” in Flanders' yard.
Task: Summon Kearneymon (4h, Kearneymon's Alley)
Quest reward: 50 Event Currency and XP.png10

Hocus Bogus Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I'm trying to ask an important question here, and everyone is busy monster hunting!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png What's your question?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png What's the dude's name?! I need to know! I must know! I demand to know! Pleeeeeeeeaaaaasssssseeeee?
Task: Make Homer Plead to Know the Name (4h, Simpson House)
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png What if we tried sign language? Or Morse Code? Or semaphore? Or Pawnee.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png You'd have to learn any of those.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png D'oh! How ‘bout burping? I'm fluent in that.
System Message You have completed the Act 2 story! Keep expanding your Magic Academy and enchanting Beasts, Act 3 starts soon!
Quest reward: 100 Event Currency and XP.png20

Mystical Beast Mania[edit]

After completing Hocus Bogus Pt. 5:
Task: Collect Fairy Dust [x10000]
Mystical Beast Mania.png
Quest reward: Donut Tapped Out.png1/2/3

Act 3 Gameplay[edit]

Say His Name, Say His Name[edit]

Say His Name, Say His Name Pt. 1[edit]

After the user logs in on October 31st:
Tapped Out Miss Hoover Icon.png We're short on toads again.
Tapped Out Skinner Icon.png Toads? We still dissect toads in magic school?
Tapped Out Miss Hoover Icon.png No, Transmogrification. These are Toad Princes... still with a penchant for eating flies.
Tapped Out Sherri and Terri Icon.png Our toad promised us riches if we help him get back to his realm. We're just not sure whether he means gold or more flies.
Task: Collect Toad Princes [x300]
If Hocus Bogus Pt. 4 wasn't completed: Task: Summon Kearneymon (4h, Kearneymon's Alley)
Quest reward: 50 Event Currency and XP.png10

Say His Name, Say His Name Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I didn't want to do this. But, Lisa, if you don't tell me this guy's name, you're grounded.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png We have rules in this house. And rule #1 is: no cowering in fear of some stupid name.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Fine! If I write it down, will you just shut up about it?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I'll try. I can't promise. I'm told I have quite a mouth on me.
Task: Make Homer Read Name Out Loud (4h, Simpson House)
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Monty-mort. Montymort. Lord Montymort. Doesn't sound so terrifying to me.
Tapped Out Lord Montymort Icon.png *poof* How in the boiling cauldron did I get here?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Ah! Ah, the girl said your name!
Quest reward: 50 Event Currency and XP.png10

Say His Name, Say His Name Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png It IS you! The most despicable antagonist in the Angelica Button series! This is both frightening and really cool at the same time.
Tapped Out Lord Montymort Icon.png Silence, little girl. My monsters should have demolished this pathetic town by now. Slithers! What in the blazes is taking them so long?
Tapped Out Slithers Icon.png It appears it's become trendy to capture and train them, sss-sir. People and their exotic pets, you know?
Tapped Out Lord Montymort Icon.png Well, if my monsters won't do it, then it's up to their master. Doesn't anyone realize I have a magical-essence-sucking quota to meet?
Tapped Out Lord Montymort Icon.png I'll start with the portly oaf and the pesky girl that brought us here.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Not if I can help it! I'll find your weakness! I have powers of my own!
Task: Place Magic Academy Ruins
Task: Make Lisa Search Books for Exploits (4h, Simpson House)
Task: Make Homer Hide His Essence (4h, Simpson House)
Quest reward: 50 Event Currency and XP.png10

The Vestige[edit]

The Vestige Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png So, how do we beat him? Guns? Knives? Age shaming?
Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon.png Or do we say his name backwards? Destroy a bunch of his cursed childhood trinkets?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png According to the books, it's none of those. It says the key to beating Montymort is…physically beat him.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png That's why God created bullies!
Task: Make Springfielders Duel Montymort (4h (Magic Academy Ruins)
Quest reward: 50 Event Currency and XP.png10

The Vestige Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png You can't win, Lord Montymort! We won't let you destroy our town.
Tapped Out Lord Montymort Icon.png You fools can't stop me! I've got a monopoly on magic. Time to tap into those resources now!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Of all the giant things to attack Springfield, this must be the weirdest and wrinkliest one.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Enchanted beasts! Fight in the name of Springfield!... while I ignore the fact that I'm forcing mythical creatures to fight!
Task: Make Beasts Battle Montymort (4h (Magic Academy Ruins)
Tapped Out Kang Icon.png Foolish humans. You thought you could escape our menace for three seasons in a row? Prepare to di--
Tapped Out Kang Icon.png What in Rigellian Hell is going on down there?!
Tapped Out Kodos Icon.png No idea. We really have been away too long.
Tapped Out Kang Icon.png Let's bail. We know enough not to butt in on another invader's decimation of Earth.
Quest reward: 50 Event Currency and XP.png10

The Vestige Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png The mystical beasts did it! He's knocked out cold.
Tapped Out Martin Icon.png Huzzah! We have beaten the evil Lord Montymort. His name has no power anymore! Montymort! Montymort! Montymort!
Tapped Out Lord Montymort Icon.png But it's annoying me.
Tapped Out Lord Montymort Icon.png You think I'm defeated that easy? I've got at least a trilogy's worth of untapped storyline left. You haven't seen the last of me!
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Man, they always know how to drag these things out. Let's speed up his plot line.
Task: Defeat Lord Montymort [x3]
Tapped Out Lord Montymort Icon.png What have you done?! I feel as powerless as the middle-class's ability to enact policy change.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Fighting us repeatedly burned your magical reserves up! We've finally beaten you!
Quest reward: Lord Montymort, 50 Event Currency and XP.png10

The Vestige Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Woo hoo! We kicked the crap out of an old man!
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png Lord Montymort, as judge, jury, defense, prosecutor, and inattentive audience, I find you guilty of trying to suck the magic out of everyone.
Tapped Out Lord Montymort Icon.png Do your worst! I've lived for centuries, through countless hellscapes… including fruit-flavored gum and fidget spinners.
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png I hereby sentence you to three life sentences…
Tapped Out Lord Montymort Icon.png It will be a breeze.
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png ...to be served out here in Springfield.
Tapped Out Lord Montymort Icon.png Nooo! Please, take my life instead. I beg of you!
Task: Make Montymort Serve His First Life Sentence (8h, Springfield Penitentiary, Police Station or Brown House)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

The Vestige Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Can we keep the Magic Academy?
Tapped Out Skinner Icon.png Another school would take from our school supply budget. We'd be forced to steal golf pencils and use triple-sided paper.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png What if we made it a for-profit school?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png We could use those profits to hire more teachers and create scholarships for the poor!
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png Or fund a new parade convertible for this city's mayor?
Task: Make Springfielders Go Shopping at Charmer's Market [x5] (8h, Charmer's Market)
Task: Make Springfielders Pay to Attend Magic Academy [x5] (8h, Magic School)
Task: Make Lord Montymort Clean Up Beast Droppings (8h, Kearneymon's Alley)
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Everything seemed better when I didn't know his name.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I know how to fix that—bang the old noodle into a steel pole. *BANG* *BANG*
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Dad, no!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Dad, who?
System Message You have completed the event story! Keep expanding your Magic Academy and enchanting Beasts!
Quest reward: 50 Event Currency and XP.png10

Post-Magical Depression[edit]

After completing The Vestige Pt. 5:
Task: Collect Toad Princes [x5000])
Post-Magical Depression.png
Quest reward: 1/2/3 Donuts

Happy Halloween 2017[edit]

After the user logs in on October 31st at 11am GMT:
Tapped Out Angelica Button Icon.png Why are all the Normies getting into costumes and traveling door to door?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png It's Halloween! Everybody dresses up to go around asking for candy.
Tapped Out Angelica Button Icon.png Sounds like panhandling to me. We've eradicated that in my universe.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Really?! You've evolved as a society beyond these silly customs?
Tapped Out Angelica Button Icon.png No, we just sent all the panhandlers through an interdimensional portal to a mysterious place called “San Francisco”.
System Message Happy Halloween! Instead of a trick, have some treats on us!
Quest reward: Donut Tapped Out.png10