The Simpsons: Tapped Out Krustyland content update

This is a gameplay over an upcoming update with Krustyland.

Gameplay

NPC Tutorial

Hey! Who are all these people? Free tickets? Count me in! What? You think you're the only ones who survived the explosion? Well I… They say there's a sucker born every minute and these new guys are no exception. And as we rebuild Krustyland there's gonna be more of them. I don't follow… Let me break it down - as you improve Krustyland you increase the park's rating on the Krust-O-Meter. A higher Krust-O-Meter rating means more paying customers! So you're saying as the Krust-O-Meter increases, more people will show up at the park? That's the ticket! Oh, and speaking of tickets, people accumulate tickets when they use the rides and all you have to do is tap on them to collect. The task is Reach Rank 1 on Krust-O-Meter

The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 1

Some kid finally figured out Funberry Krusty-O's causes alopecia - and they're taking me for every dime I've got! Alopecia? Doesn't that make people's hair fall out? That's horrible! I know! Why couldn't it be a marketable side-effect like obesity or heart failure? Why don't you just re-open Krustyland and make your money back? Well, there was that class action lawsuit a while back... ah, what the heck? It's worth a shot. Isn't Krustyland way out of town? How will we get there? Leave that to me! By which I mean, the Sky Finger. The task is Build the Krustyland Shuttlebus

The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 2

Aww, the old Krustyland is a dump! Where am I going to find a big enough schmuck to fix this mess? Hello! Hey, Hey! Welcome to Krustyland! Step right up to our newest attraction: Drag the Girder! Oooo. Sounds interesting! Where should I stand? The task is Make Homer Cleanup Krustyland

The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 3

Hey! What's the big deal? I usually get money for doing pointless stuff, and all I got this time was these stupid tickets. Those are Krustyland Tickets! They're like money but more... fun! Hoo Hoo Ha Ha! Also, we're going to need those tickets to rebuild the Krustyland Entrance. So hand 'em over! The task is Build the Krustyland Entrance

The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 4

I'm going to need some roads to herd the customers around the park… Where's that job monkey? These hands were built for writing jokes and counting Benjamins, not for menial labor. That girder thingy was okay, but after the first few rides, it lost its appeal... what else you got? You're in luck, buddy! Just in time to try out our newest sensation: Sign Drag the Krustyland path to the blue space. The task is Place Krustyland Paths

The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 5

You know, this theme park is starting to feel a lot like work. But isn't it all worth it when you get your payout of sweet, sweet Krustyland Tickets? I guess so, but I want all my tickets now! Okay, you got me. I'll let you in on a little insider info. Rides are for suckers, you make the real money from the rigged game stalls. The task is Build the Ring Toss Stall

The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 6

Okay, Homer, are you ready to run the Ring Toss stall? Run it? But I want to play! Don't waste your time... the rings aren't big enough to land on any of the prizes. Looks easy enough. Just watch. clink Whoops. Okay, just one more. clink One more. clink One more.... Ugh. Looks like I'm going to need someone else to run the stall. The task is Make Cletus Run the Ring Toss Stall and Make Homer Play at the Ring Toss Game

The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 7

Hey, where are all the rides? I came here to put my life at risk in death-defying stunts, not building-code violations. Fine, fine. I guess we could build the Death Drop. That sounds ominous. Is it safe? Actually, with zero fatalities, it's Krustyland's safest ride! The task is Build the Death Drop

The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 8

Cool, the Death Drop is ready - let's go! I don't know, Bart. It looks like a big kid ride. Oh, come on, you big baby. If Lisa can handle it, you should be able to. Well I suppose I could try it once... if Lisa holds my hand. The task is Make Bart Ride the Death Drop, Make Lisa Ride the Death Drop, and Make Milhouse Ride the Death Drop Woo! That was awesome... I can't wait to ride it again. I'm think I'm done for now... what about you, Milhouse? Milhouse? Uggggh.... I don't feel so good.

The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 9

Okay, I think I'm done. There's nowhere left to build. Whoa, hold up! There's a job for that! The task is Have a Krustyland Expansion

The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 10

All this work is making me hungry. Where can I get some food? There's probably enough preservatives and byproducts in storage to pull together a decent Krusty Burger. But why would you go through all that trouble when you could just go back to Springfield and get a burger there? Mmmm... byproducts… The task is Reach Level 21 and Build Krustyland Burger

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Woo Hoo! Krusty Burger, here I come! I'm going to ride the Death Drop again! C'mon, Milhouse. But, Bart, this is our chance to get the first Krusty Burgers from a new location. Fresh out of the freezer! Fine, you go ahead. You have your lunch while I try my best to lose mine. Heh heh heh heh! The task is Make Homer Eat at Krustyland Burger, Make Bart Ride the Death Drop, and Make Milhouse Eat at Krustyland Burger

The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 12

Nothing compares to the carefree thrill of the theme park! The towering sights, the cacophony of sounds, the smell of unwashed carnies! Who are you kidding, Martin? You're not going to go on any of the cool rides. I have a preference for gamesmanship. In fact, I have been practicing after school for weeks! Yeah? Let's get the Knock Over the Fuzzy Guy stall up and running so you can prove it. The task is Build the Knock Over the Fuzzy Guy Stall and Make Martin Try Knock Over the Fuzzy Guy Take THAT!... and THAT! Ow! Hey! You're only allowed to throw balls at the little men! Heh heh heh! Nice going, Martin, you missed every throw, but at least Cletus got a workout. Perhaps I am better suited to another game. Sure. If they ever have a King of the Nerds game, I'm sure it will be right up your alley. Heh heh heh!

The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 13

Sleeping Itchy's Castle would be the perfect place to showcase my knowledge of the medieval! Cool, a medieval castle? I wonder what gnarly stuff goes on in there! The task is Reach Level 22 and Build Sleeping Itchy's Castle

The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 14

Hold up! Where are the guys in armor? Are those flowers? Alas, poor simpleton! Sleeping Itchy's Castle is a place of mirth, not violence! However you have just arrived in time for a raucous sing along! Aaaaa... I gotta get out of here! The task is Make Martin Take Part in a Sing-Along

The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 15

Hey, I think this Ring Toss game is RIGGED! Well duh! They're all rigged! I already told you that! Maybe we should build a game that isn't rigged? Pfft, sure if you want to just give away Tickets. Go right ahead! The task is Build Sideshow You Argh! No! You built it?! Now any old schmuck can just waltz in and get free Tickets. Don't mind if I do! Sign You can now play the Balloon Pop game for free Tickets! Sign Just tap on Sideshow You and get popping!

The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 16

Hehe, I've got Tickets and they're burning a hole in my pocket! Build the Itchy and Scratchy Gift Shop! Didn't I already build you one of those back home? Yeah, but this store has official, limited edition Krustyland nameplates! C'mon, dad! Build the gift shop! The task is Reach Level 23 and Build the Itchy and Scratchy Gift Shop

The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 17

The Itchy and Scratchy Gift Shop... it's everything I ever imagined. You know, Dad was right. This is all the same stuff we have back in Springfield except with a Krustyland logo sticker on it. I know! Isn't it cool? Official, limited edition Krustyland nameplate, here I come! The task is Make Bart Visit the Gift Shop and Make Lisa Visit the Gift Shop Hey, boy. Did you get your face plate thingy? It was a nameplate, and no... all they had was Bert and Bort. I mean, who's ever heard of someone named Bort? Bort Hello? I'm Bort. Did someone just say my name?

The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 18

Uhh, these people are pigs! There's trash all over the place! Maybe we should build some garbage cans so people have a place to dispose of their garbage and recycling stations so they can also reduce their carbon footprint. Recycling? The only thing I recycle are gags from my old episodes! Hoo hoo heh heh! ...Get it? That was a joke... and THIS is why we limit new material. So you'll put recycling stations around Krustyland? No. The task is Buy Garbage Bins

The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 19

Hold on just a second there, Krusty. We've had several anonymous reports from Homer J Simpson stating your ring toss game is rigged. Wha-? Heh, heh, heh, I think there's been some kind of misunderstanding here. Why don't I just put this envelope full of unclaimed lost and found money here on the table and we'll see if you can find out who it belongs to. Now you're talking my language. The task is Make Wiggum Collect Krustyland Bribes

The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 20

Hey! This isn't real money, it's just fairground tickets! Money, tickets, it's all paper, dude - the value we assign to it is a shared illusion. Spare me your conspiracy theories... and someone better explain what I'm supposed to do with these tickets! Those tickets are more valuable than gold! You can use them to buy anything you want in all of Krustyland! Really? Wow, it's like I'm living the life of a rich man! The task is Make Wiggum Eat at Krustyland Burger and Make Wiggum Take Part in a Sing-Along

The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 21

Worst. Theme park. Ever Krusty-versal Studios at least had Radioactive Man: The Movie: The Ride The task is Reach Level 24 and Build Radioactive Man: The Ride

The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 22

I doubt these seats will support my ample frame, but as Radioactive Man would say "up and atom." ...except, of course, in issue 37 where his catchphrase was erroneously printed as "up and at 'em." Cool! A Radioactive Man ride! Let's go Milhouse! Gah! Children, at a theme park? Is no place sacred? The task is Make Comic Book Guy Ride the Radioactive Man Ride, Make Bart Ride the Radioactive Man Ride, and Make Milhouse Ride the Radioactive Man Ride

The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 23

Ugh, I've been on my feet all day! I could use a beer right about now… ... oh my God! This place has no beer! I gotta get back to Moe's! Hey, hey! My best pal isn't leaving me all alone to build the park is he? How about we just build a beer tent here in Krustyland? ... and by "we" I mean you. The task is Build the Duff Pavillion

The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 24

Woo hoo! Beer, here I come! Hopefully nobody will figure out the "beer" is watered down spillover from the old Duff bottling plant. The task is Make Homer Visit the Duff Pavillion Hey, this beer is bland and unfulfilling… Just the way I like it!

The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 25

Hey, Krusty. Where are all the park mascots? Turns out people don't want to stand in hot suits for minimum wage, so they unionized. They asked for 20 cents more per hour. That's what drove the park into bankruptcy in the first place. Though now you mention it, now that we've re-opened I could hire new workers and aggressively deny them unions. It's an idea that's too big to fail. The task is Hire a Krustyland Mascot

The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 26

While a diet of fast food provides sustenance, my developed palette demands finer food. Look no further than Krustyland's "Food Needle" restaurant, which offers a full half-star of service! The task is Reach Level 25 and Build the Food Needle

The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 27

What trickery is this? There's no elevator! Very well, I will brave the ascent - but only so that I may dine on your bacon-wrapped chicken wings. The task is Make Comic Book Guy Eat at the Food Needle wheeze There is no doubt the food was delectable, but I prefer the ground-floor convenience of Krusty Burger.

The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 28

Hey, what gives? The only reason I came to this lame theme park was to see Orky the Orca get crazy on a dirt bike! Heh, heh, good luck with that! You know how long it would take to build something like that? Show me. Um... okay... sir. The task is Reach Level 26 and Build the Wet-and-Smokey Stunt Show

The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 29

Awesome! This is the only show in the country that combines killer whales and motocross. I don't care much for motorcycles, but I think whales are magnificent creatures. Do you mind if I watch the show with you? Sure, I guess... just don't get all girly when the cool stuff starts happening, okay? The task is Make Nelson Watch the Stunt Show and Make Lisa Watch the Stunt Show

The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 30

Oh man, that part where the guy on the bike got eaten by the whale was awesome. Do you think that was part of the act, or is he, like, dead and stuff? With the exception of the myth of Jonah, I think the odds are probably against survival. Let's get something to snack on. There should be cotton candy around here somewhere. Sure! I mean... sure, whatever. I guess. The task is Build a Cotton Candy Stall

The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 31

So, what do you want to do now? I read on the internet that there's going to be a haunted house in Krustyland… ... but according to the data-mined text files, it's not being released until level 150! Don't worry, I've got this. Hey, Sky Finger... I'm gonna count down from 5… ...and if I don't have that ride when I get to zero, I'm going to mess up your save file. 5… 4… 3… 2… Sign Congratulations! You just unlocked Krusty's Haunted Condo! That's more like it. The task is Build Krusty's Haunted Condo

The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 32

Wow, I'm impressed you managed to get the haunted house attraction built so quickly. I find the key to intimidation is finding something they care about, and then threaten to kill it. Well, it was sweet of you to do that for me. Now, let's go check out that ride! The task is Make Nelson Tour the Haunted Condo and Make Lisa Tour the Haunted Condo

The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 33

That was pretty fun! Meh, it was kind of lame. I want a cooler ride that's not for girls and lameoids. The task is Reach Level 27 and Build Scratchy's Flear Dipper

The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 34

All right! There's no line up, let's go on the Flea Dipper! I... don't think I want to… I'm going on that ride, and no dame is going to hold me back. FINE! I don't want to hang out with some neanderthal anyway! Fine, you were cramping my style anyway! The task is Make Nelson Ride Scratchy's Flea Dipper and Make Lisa Watch the Stunt Show So, uh... did you want to hang out again? I don't think that's a good idea. It was good while it lasted, but we're just two different people. Ahh, the tragedy of young love. Such sweet sorrow… Shut up, nerd punch

The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 35

Hey, Homer! Hi, guys. How's it going? Not bad. You've done a great job fixing up the park, Homer. Hey! KRUSTY-land is MY theme park. You should be congratulating ME! Well, if you're such a big shot why isn't there a Viking Boat ride? That's basic theme parking… Homer! Why haven't you built a Viking Boat ride? The task is Reach Level 28 and Build the Viking Boat

The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 36

Did you know, Viking boat rides were invented by the Vikings in the 10th century? Wow, Carl. You sure know a lot about Vikings. African-Icelandic Americans need to know these kind of things, Len. Hey! We should go ride on the Viking Boat! The task is Make Carl Ride the Viking Boat and Make Lenny Ride the Viking Boat

The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 37

Yeah! Riding that boat has really gotten me in touch with my Viking roots! We should go for steaks, like real Vikings would! I don't know about that, Len. I'm trying to be a better Buddhist by being vegetarian. Well according to this brochure, the Food Needle has "Meatless Steaks" on the menu. Let's go there. The task is Make Carl Eat at the Food Needle and Make Lenny Eat at the Food Needle

The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 38

Man, I'm pretty beat. I could use a Viking nap. What about the Krustyland Hotel? We could split a room and be bunk buddies! Uh, I don't know. I don't want it to get all weird like last time… Hey, you said you weren't going to bring that up again. The task is Build the Krustyland Hotel

The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 39

Let's go, bunk buddy! Ugh. I better not regret this… The task is Make Lenny Stay at the Krustyland Hotel and Make Carl Stay at the Krustyland Hotel

The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 40

Hey, Hey! Krustyland's most popular ride - The Tooth Chipper - is almost up and running again. Just need a good spot to set up and we're good to go. Oh mamma! The Tooth Chipper has the highest injury rate of any roller coaster ever! I can't wait to ride it! The task is Reach Level 29 and Build The Tooth Chipper

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The Tooth Chipper is open for business! Let me at it! Whoa, Whoa, hold on there, kid... anyone who goes up there has to sign this waiver. What's this? "The Happiest Waiver on Earth"? Done! Let's ride! The task is Make Bart Ride The Tooth Chipper Looks like Krustyland is finally back to her former glory... and posting in the black for a change, too. Wait, what am I supposed to do with all these extra Tickets? Dad, didn't you know you can exchange them at the Krustyland Entrance? You mean I can cash this fake virtual money in for real virtual money?! Woo Hoo! Sign You can now exchange your Tickets for Cash at the Krustyland Entrance!

See also

• The Simpsons: Tapped Out
• The Simpsons: Tapped Out content updates

References

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