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:[''[[Homer Simpson|Homer]] and [[Bart]] arrive at the [[Springfield International Airport]].''] | :[''[[Homer Simpson|Homer]] and [[Bart]] arrive at the [[Springfield International Airport]].''] | ||
| − | + | {{qf|Bart Simpson}} Thanks for letting me skip school to see the team come back from the championship, dad! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer Simpson}} I always say, a boy can learn more at an airport than he can in any school. | |
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| − | :[''Homer and Bart continue their walk through the airport. They pass some religious people.''] | + | :''[''Homer and Bart continue their walk through the airport. They pass some religious people.'']'' |
| − | + | {{qf|Hare Krishna}} Have you heard of Krishna Consciousness? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer Simpson}} This, Bart, is a crazy man! | |
| − | :[''They move on.''] | + | :''[''They move on.'']'' |
| − | + | {{qf|Christian}} Do unto others as you would have them do unto you. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer Simpson}} ''[Sarcastic]'' Right, that'll work. | |
| − | :[''They move on.''] | + | :''[''They move on.'']'' |
| − | + | {{qf|Woman}} A new and better life awaits you on our distant home planet, [[Blisstonia]]. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer Simpson}} Hmmm, makes sense! | |
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:[''[[Hans Moleman]] enters "Just Crichton and King Bookstore".''] | :[''[[Hans Moleman]] enters "Just Crichton and King Bookstore".''] | ||
| − | + | {{qf|Hans Moleman}} Do you have anything by Robert Lodlum? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Clerk}} ''[Sinister]'' Get out. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Homer Simpson}} Homer no function beer well without. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Homer Simpson}} Out of my way, Jerk Ass! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Bart Simpson}} Nobody can brainwash Bart Simpson. Nothing that I can't handle. | |
| − | :[''Movementarian pulls out a briefcase labeled "Lil' Bastard Brainwash" and Bart enters a room. He reappears a few seconds later.''] | + | :''[''Movementarian pulls out a briefcase labeled "Lil' Bastard Brainwash" and Bart enters a room. He reappears a few seconds later.'']'' |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart Simpson}} I love The Leader. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Marge Simpson]]}} When we got married, you promised me my harvesting days were over. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Sect Mover}} Your family will be housed here for the first 100,000 years, then something might open up in a double. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer Simpson}} Why even unpack? | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Homer Simpson}} Marge, when I join an underground cult I expect a little support from my family. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Lisa Simpson]]}} Dad, do you think you might have been brainwashed? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer Simpson}} I have not been brainwashed! Kill the girl. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Lisa Simpson}} Watch yourself, Dad - you're the highly suggestible type. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer Simpson}} Yes, I am the highly suggestible type. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Bart Simpson}} Church, cult, cult, church. So we'll get bored someplace else every Sunday. Does this really change our everyday lives? | |
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| − | :[''Lovejoy begins to spill gasoline all over the church.''] | + | :''[''Lovejoy begins to spill gasoline all over the church.'']'' |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Reverend Lovejoy]]}} I never thought I'd have to do ''this'' again. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Reverend Lovejoy}} This new so-called religion is nothing but a pack of weird rituals and chants designed to take away the money of fools. Now let's say the Lord's Prayer 40 times, but first let's pass the collection plate. | |
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| − | :[''The Leader drives past in a Rolls-Royce.''] | + | :''[''The Leader drives past in a Rolls-Royce.'']'' |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa Simpson}} We toil in the fields and he drives around in a Rolls-Royce? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer Simpson}} Yes, it would be nice if he'd buy American, but what are you going to do? | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Lisa Simpson}} It's great that we can all think for ourselves again. | |
| − | :[''Family returns to watching TV.''] | + | :''[''Family returns to watching TV.'']'' |
| − | + | {{qf|[[FOX]] Announcer}} You are watching FOX. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Family}} ''[Robotically]'' We are watching FOX. | |
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- [Homer and Bart arrive at the Springfield International Airport.]
- Bart Simpson: Thanks for letting me skip school to see the team come back from the championship, dad!
- Homer Simpson: I always say, a boy can learn more at an airport than he can in any school.
- [Homer and Bart continue their walk through the airport. They pass some religious people.]
- Hare Krishna: Have you heard of Krishna Consciousness?
- Homer Simpson: This, Bart, is a crazy man!
- [They move on.]
- Christian: Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.
- Homer Simpson: [Sarcastic] Right, that'll work.
- [They move on.]
- Woman: A new and better life awaits you on our distant home planet, Blisstonia.
- Homer Simpson: Hmmm, makes sense!
- [Hans Moleman enters "Just Crichton and King Bookstore".]
- Hans Moleman: Do you have anything by Robert Lodlum?
- Clerk: [Sinister] Get out.
- Homer Simpson: Homer no function beer well without.
- Homer Simpson: Out of my way, Jerk Ass!
- Bart Simpson: Nobody can brainwash Bart Simpson. Nothing that I can't handle.
- [Movementarian pulls out a briefcase labeled "Lil' Bastard Brainwash" and Bart enters a room. He reappears a few seconds later.]
- Bart Simpson: I love The Leader.
- Marge Simpson: When we got married, you promised me my harvesting days were over.
- Sect Mover: Your family will be housed here for the first 100,000 years, then something might open up in a double.
- Homer Simpson: Why even unpack?
- Homer Simpson: Marge, when I join an underground cult I expect a little support from my family.
- Lisa Simpson: Dad, do you think you might have been brainwashed?
- Homer Simpson: I have not been brainwashed! Kill the girl.
- Lisa Simpson: Watch yourself, Dad - you're the highly suggestible type.
- Homer Simpson: Yes, I am the highly suggestible type.
- Bart Simpson: Church, cult, cult, church. So we'll get bored someplace else every Sunday. Does this really change our everyday lives?
- [Lovejoy begins to spill gasoline all over the church.]
- Reverend Lovejoy: I never thought I'd have to do this again.
- Reverend Lovejoy: This new so-called religion is nothing but a pack of weird rituals and chants designed to take away the money of fools. Now let's say the Lord's Prayer 40 times, but first let's pass the collection plate.
- [The Leader drives past in a Rolls-Royce.]
- Lisa Simpson: We toil in the fields and he drives around in a Rolls-Royce?
- Homer Simpson: Yes, it would be nice if he'd buy American, but what are you going to do?
- Lisa Simpson: It's great that we can all think for ourselves again.
- [Family returns to watching TV.]
- FOX Announcer: You are watching FOX.
- Family: [Robotically] We are watching FOX.
