Difference between revisions of "The Blunder Years/Quotes"

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Homer: Wait a minute! I remember falling in the mud, but I don't think that's why I've been screaming.

Moe: Fine, crap all over my theory.

Young Moe: Ah, look at all them stars. Bunch of lazy lights, don't do nothing for nobody.

Marge: Well, is anything coming back to you?

Homer: There have been so many classic Simpsons moments. I remember the time I tried to jump Springfield Gorge

(Cut to flashback)

Homer: I'm gonna make it!

(Cut back)

Lisa: No, dad! Everyone's sick of that memory!

(Lenny and Carl bring Homer home.)

Carl: Sorry, Mrs. S. He was kind of disruptin' things at work.

Lenny: Yeah! He ruined nap time and quiet time!

Marge: I guess it was a pretty funny prank. I like the ones where nothing catches on fire.

Homer: Yeah. Nothing gets hurt, except feelings.

Lisa: I came as home as fast as I could! What's going on?

Marge: Watch what happens when I spill this blue liquid.

(She cleans it with the paper towel.)

Lisa: You pulled me out of school for this?

(The trapdoor in Mr. Burns' office opens revealing Chief Wiggum and the Simpsons)

Mr. Burns: What are you doing in my corpse hatch?!

Chief Wiggum: Mr Burns, you're under arrest for murder!

Mr. Burns: Oh, uh... did I say "corpse hatch"? I meant "innocence tube"!