The Beer -N- Brawl

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Location Information Use: Bar

The Beer -N- Brawl is a country bar located in Spittle County and about two hours' driving time from Springfield. It is where Homer Simpson discovered Lurleen Lumpkin.

Description

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Fights are a common ocurrence at The Beer -N- Brawl.

The Beer -N- Brawl's features are that it serves plenty of beer, frequently has country western music acts performing live, and caters to a very rowdy clientele. The B -N- B's customers start fights at the drop of a hat, for any reason or no reason at all. While the bar tolerates the fighting, it has signs discouraging biting.

When the Beer -N- Brawl's customers aren't fighting each other, they are known to attack the live musicians if they don't like the performance. In addition to fighting, the customers love their beer, and get upset when service is interrupted.

The Beer -N- Brawl serves Fudd Beer both on tap and in bottles, rather than Duff Beer. The bar also serves the Fudd variant Fudd Dry and sells the High Tar variant of Laramie Cigarettes.

History

Homer Simpson visited The Beer -N- Brawl after he got into an argument with his family and decided he needed to get away for a while. When Homer arrived at the bar, a fight broke out almost as soon as he walked in the door. While Homer nursed a Fudd, two live performers came on stage. The first was Yodelin' Zeke, who only got through the first few notes of his song before one customer hit him over the head with a chair, knocking him unconscious. The next performer was Lurleen, who at the time was working as a cocktail waitress at the bar. The crowd booed and threw things when the announcer said that drink service would stop while Lurleen was singing, but they calmed down while she sang "Your Wife Don't Understand You". She then went back to serving drinks, and the customers resumed their usual rowdy behavior.

While the crowd was calmed by Lurleen's song, Homer was utterly entranced by it. The next day, he drove back to Spittle County and helped Lurleen record the song on CD. Later, she asked him to be her manager, and he accepted.

Appearances

• Episode – "Colonel Homer"

Bars and taverns

Airport Bar • Alamo's Tavern • The Anchor Bar • The Aristocrat • Bar • The Beer -N- Brawl • The Beer Boys • The Bendy Elbow • The Besotted Twit • The Bloated Liver • Blottos • Breezeways • The Brexiting Swan • Cancun Wancun • CBGB • The Coconut Babaloo • Cocktails and Dinners • The Confidential • Cork & Mindy • Crocodile Drunkee's • D'ohs • Darby O'Guzzlin's • The Dew Drop Bar • Dive Bar • Divey's Bar • The Drinkin' Memorial • Drunkautdorsen • The Drunken Clam • Drunkenstein's • Eski-Moe's • Famous Moe's • Flaming Meaux • Flaming Moe's • Flaming Moe's • Flaming Moe's • Five O'Clock Somewhere's • The Greasy Chain • The Gridiron • The Gutter Room • A Hard Place • Homer's Hunting Club • Hooch City • Inga-Bar Beerman's • Joe's Tavern • Juggernauts • Katie's • Knockers • Knotty Pines Ale • The Last Gate Tavern • The League of Extra-Horny Gentlemen • Let's Hear It for the Soy • The Little Black Box • Loch Ness Pub • Mac's • Maggie's • Mini Moe's • Moe's • Moe's Brewing Co. • Moe's Cantina • Moe's Cavern • Moe's Cavern • Moe's • Moe's Tavern • MoHo HOUSE • Motorcycle Mike's • The Nag and Weasel • O'Flannery McDoole's • O'Zorgnax's Pub • The Original Flaming Moe's • Oxygen Bar • P. J. O'Harrigan's • P.F. Wangs • Paddy O'Murphigans Irish Pub & Candlepin Lanes • Parkway Bakery and Tavern • Pat O'Brien's • The Pickled Cossack • The Pickled Viking • Piney Knotts Brew • Poppa Wheelie's • Rye Curious Lesbian • Schmoe's • Screens! Sports Bar • She-She Lounge • Shotkickers • Shots 'N Tots • Simpson & Son Pub/O'Flanagan's Pub • Sir Soused-A-Lot's • Sorhead McDrunkard's Irish Pub • Space Inebreiators • The Spotted Cat • 'Stashes & 'Spenders • The Stein-Way • Stinko's On Main • The Sweet Conclusion • Tapas Bar • Tavern du Meaux • Tiki Bar • Tommy Guam-y's • Veterans of Unpopular Wars • The Vicar's Liquor • Well-Hung-Over's • The Wooden Nickel Saloon & Casino • Ye Olde Animatronic Saloon • Ye Old Booze Shack • Yee's Olde Tavern

Spittle County
The Beer -N- Brawl • County Dump • The Corpulent Cowboy • Fertilizer • Hicksville U.S.A. Recording Studio • KUDD Radio • Lucky's Records • Royal King Trailer Park • Sulfur Mine