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{{EpisodePrevNextQuo|$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling)|Bart Gets Famous}} | {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling)|Bart Gets Famous}} | ||
| − | + | {{qf|[[Marge]]}} I don't think the guns are a good idea. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Marge! We're responsible adults and— ''[*bang]'' | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Moe]]}} Whoops. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} And if a group of responsible adults can't handle firearms in a responsible way—* | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Captain McAllister]]}} Sorry. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Skinner]]}} Uh-oh. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Moe}} Me again. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Sorry. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Flanders]]}} Welcome, neighbors. Since the police can't seem to get off their dufferoonies to do something about this burglarino, I think it's time we started our own neighborhood watch... eroony! ''[everyone cheers]'' | |
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:''[Homer and members of the Vigilante (Moe, [[Apu]], Principal Skinner, & [[Barney]]) are patrolling the street they're walking on and see a college student playing a saxophone for money.]'' | :''[Homer and members of the Vigilante (Moe, [[Apu]], Principal Skinner, & [[Barney]]) are patrolling the street they're walking on and see a college student playing a saxophone for money.]'' | ||
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Hey, you! Where'd you get that saxophone? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Student}} ''[pause]'' Sears. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} GET HIM! ''[they proceed in chasing the student]'' | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Chief Wiggum]]}} ''[at the bottom of a big hole]'' NO, no, Dig UP Stupid! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} Mr. Simpson, how do you respond to the charge that petty vandalism such as graffiti is down 80%, while heavy sack beatings are up a shocking 900%. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Oh people can come up with statistics to prove anything Kent, forfty per cent of all people know that. | |
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- Marge: I don't think the guns are a good idea.
- Homer: Marge! We're responsible adults and— [*bang]
- Moe: Whoops.
- Homer: And if a group of responsible adults can't handle firearms in a responsible way—*
- Captain McAllister: Sorry.
- Skinner: Uh-oh.
- Moe: Me again.
- Bart: Sorry.
- Flanders: Welcome, neighbors. Since the police can't seem to get off their dufferoonies to do something about this burglarino, I think it's time we started our own neighborhood watch... eroony! [everyone cheers]
- [Homer and members of the Vigilante (Moe, Apu, Principal Skinner, & Barney) are patrolling the street they're walking on and see a college student playing a saxophone for money.]
- Homer: Hey, you! Where'd you get that saxophone?
- Student: [pause] Sears.
- Homer: GET HIM! [they proceed in chasing the student]
- Chief Wiggum: [at the bottom of a big hole] NO, no, Dig UP Stupid!
- Kent Brockman: Mr. Simpson, how do you respond to the charge that petty vandalism such as graffiti is down 80%, while heavy sack beatings are up a shocking 900%.
- Homer: Oh people can come up with statistics to prove anything Kent, forfty per cent of all people know that.
