Bart Simpson
- Birthday: April 1
- Mother: Marge Bouvier Simpson
- Father: Homer Jay Simpson
- Siblings: Lisa Marie Simpson, Maggie Simpson
- Pets: Santas Little Helper, Snowball
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Bartholomew (Bart) Jo-Jo Simpson is misunderstood, because people think he's an underachiever, when he's really quite smart. He has a lot of decent qualities. He looks out for his sister, Lisa; he's befriended outcasts and misfits like Milhouse Van Houten and Ralph Wiggum; he's injected romance into the life of his teacher, Edna Krabappel; and he brought down an illegal French winery during his brief student exchange trip abroad. Bart definitely isn't a normal 10 year old, because he's lived out a lot of his dreams and ambitions. He has starred in his own short-lived TV series (with his idol, Krusty the Clown), spotted and named a deadly comet that nearly destroyed his town (by luck!), and almost got the role of Fallout Boy in the Radioactive Man movie. He couldn't have done any of those things without the help and support of his best friend, Santa's Little Helper. When Milhouse temporarily moved away, he turned best friends with Lisa. Possibly his Biggest Mistake is selling his soul for $5 to Milhouse leading to disastrous consequences. He's Frequently beaten up by bullies Jimbo, Dolph, Kearney and Nelson. Often strangled by Homer. Was once pinned to the floor by Lisa so she could prove she's stronger than Bart. He Secretly owns a Stamp collection. He also discoveried Blinky the three-eyed fish. And his Role Models are Radioactive Man and Homer.
Best Friends
Worst Enemies
- Sideshow Bob (Robert Underdunk Terwilliger)
- Sideshow Cecil
- Dr Demento
Past Loves
- Laura Powers teenage neighbor Rainier Wolfcastle's daughter
- Greta Wolfcastle Rainier Wolfcastle's daughter
- Jessica Lovejoy Rev Lovejoy's daughter
- Rena a girl he met in juvenile detention
Future Plans
- Supreme Court Justice
- Wrecking Ball Operator
- Rocker in a bad Jimmy Buffet-style band
- Cop.
Near Death Experiences
- Swam with sharks.
- While skating, he was hit by Mr. Burns' speeding limo.
- Almost murdered by Sideshow Bob (twice), and Bob is still vying for revenge.
- Almost run over by Snake in his car
- Ate a jagged metal Krusty "O".
- Thrown over a cliff by Sideshow Cecil.
Secret Identities: El Barto, his tag he leaves over every wall in Springfield. Chief Wiggum has still failed to catch him. Bartman, a super hero, known as the Avenger of Evil, and Rudiger.
Favorite Phrases: "Eat my shorts!", "Get bent!" and "Aye carumba!"
Allergies: Butterscotch; Imitation butterscotch, glow-in-the-dark monster make up.
Favorite comic book: Radioactive Man & Fallout Boy.Accept no imitations!
Other Achievements
Helped Principal Skinner & Mrs. Krabappel get together and later get engaged. Was branded a child genius after cheating on a test. Saved Krusty's show numerous times, once from the evil Sideshow Bob (see below) Helped clear Krusty's name in a Kwik-E-Mart robbery framing. Organized Krusty's Komeback Special. Has foiled Sideshow Bob repeatedly. With Lisa, managed to chase Homer and Marge around America. Led a war, with the kids of Springfield against neighborhood bully Nelson Muntz. Led another war with a group of friends against the kids in neighboring city Shelbyville. Got held back a grade and ended up in the same class as Lisa- who got promoted a grade. Stared in commercials when he was a baby (Known as Baby Stinkbreath) Once accidentally shot a bird, and vowed to look after its eggs, only to discover they were lizard eggs. Enjoyed brief, but injurious career as a daredevil. Deadlocked with Todd Flanders in a miniature golf tournament, but ended up scoring a tie. Saved Mr. Burns' life by donating his rare double 0-Negative blood. Led a rebellion at Kamp Krusty against a group of thugs who took it over. Won an elephant in a radio contest. Saved Ranier Wolfcastle (McBain)'s daughter, Greta Wolfcastle, from bullies. Ran the Comic Book Store with Milhouse when the Comic Book Guy was sent to hospital. Helped raid Fat Tony's illegal fireworks supply. Once became a faith healer. Tried to help cowboy Buck McCoy become sober. Once admitted he thought sister Lisa was good looking. Attempted a grease haul with Homer. Took over the school when the kids were locked inside the school in a huge blizzard. Moment of fame #1: Once was a TV star as the "I Didn't Do It Boy" after destroying Krusty's stage set. Moment of fame #2: Became a short lived celebrity after saying "I do what I feel like", good advice for Springfield citizens. Moment of fame #3: Once hosted a popular kid's TV show "Bart's People". Moment of fame #4: Starred in a boy band. Tried to build a robot to use in "Robot Rumble" (a "Battlebots" and "Robot wars" style contest) with dad Homer. Caused an outbreak of bullfrogs in Australia. Accidentally destroyed the Simpsons' Christmas presents and got everyone in Springfield to believe someone took them.
Did you Know
He Once broke his leg trying to jump into a pool, His Native American name is "Dances in Underwear", He once went seven months without bathing, His locker combination is 36-24-36, He claims to have based his whole life on the teachings of Krusty the Clown, He has a natural aptitude for ballet, He can write legibly on his own butt, his first words were "Aye Carumba!", He once synthesized a laxative from peas and carrots, He taught a hamster to fly a miniature airplane, He can play "Jingle Bells" with his armpit, He once tried to breed a hamster and a lizard, He once trashed Flanders' house and Beatles memorabelia, He once got ordered to be tethered to Homer because of driving a police car
