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'''A Fish Called Selma''' is an episode of [[The Simpsons]] from season seven. It guest stars [[Phil Hartman]] (as [[Troy McClure]]) and [[Jeff Goldblum]].
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"'''A Fish Called Selma'''" is the 19th episode of [[The Simpsons|the Simpsons']] Seventh season. It guest stars [[Jeff Goldblum]] as [[MacArthur Parker]], and [[Phil Hartman]] as [[Troy McClure]].
  
 
== Plot ==
 
== Plot ==
Washed-up actor Troy McClure gets pulled for driving without wearing his corrective lenses. When Troy goes to the DMV to get his license changed so that he will not be required to wear glasses anymore, he offers to take [[Selma Bouvier]] to dinner if she will let him pass the eye test.
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Washed-up actor [[Troy McClure]] gets pulled for driving without wearing his corrective lenses. When Troy goes to the DMV to get his license changed so that he will not be required to wear glasses anymore, he offers to take [[Selma Bouvier]] to dinner if she will let him pass the eye test.
  
After dinner at the "Pimento Grove" photographers notice Troy leaving with a human woman (rumors about a romantic abnormality initially destroyed Troy's career). The next day, Troy's agent calls and says that he can get work again if he continues seeing human women. Troy continues dating Selma to help his career. On his agent's advice, Troy asks Selma to marry him.
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After dinner at the "[[Pimento Grove]]" photographers notice Troy leaving with a human woman (rumors about a romantic abnormality initially destroyed Troy's career). The next day, Troy's agent calls and says that he can get work again if he continues seeing human women. Troy continues dating Selma to help his career. On his agent's advice, Troy asks Selma to marry him.
  
 
The night before the wedding, a drunk Troy tells a drunk [[Homer]] the reason for his marriage. After the wedding, Homer tells [[Marge]] offhand. Marge and [[Patty Bouvier|Patty]] try to explain Selma, who accuses them of coming down with "the green-eyed gazungas." She confronts Troy who eagerly admits that their marriage is a sham to help his career. Troy explains to Selma that even though their marriage is a sham, she has benefitted and Selma initially accepts the situation. Troy's agent thinks he can get Troy the part of [[McBain]]'s sidekick in the next McBain movie, but most parts go to actors with families.
 
The night before the wedding, a drunk Troy tells a drunk [[Homer]] the reason for his marriage. After the wedding, Homer tells [[Marge]] offhand. Marge and [[Patty Bouvier|Patty]] try to explain Selma, who accuses them of coming down with "the green-eyed gazungas." She confronts Troy who eagerly admits that their marriage is a sham to help his career. Troy explains to Selma that even though their marriage is a sham, she has benefitted and Selma initially accepts the situation. Troy's agent thinks he can get Troy the part of [[McBain]]'s sidekick in the next McBain movie, but most parts go to actors with families.
  
 
Troy and Selma try to conceive, but neither can get aroused. Selma decides that bringing a child into a loveless family is wrong and leaves Troy, with the words "I'll always remember you Troy, but not from your films." Troy turns down the role of McBain's sidekick to direct and star in his own film.
 
Troy and Selma try to conceive, but neither can get aroused. Selma decides that bringing a child into a loveless family is wrong and leaves Troy, with the words "I'll always remember you Troy, but not from your films." Troy turns down the role of McBain's sidekick to direct and star in his own film.
 
== Quotes ==
 
*''Troy:'' That's right boys, Troy's back from the gutter, and he's brought someone with him!
 
*''Parker:'' Troy! Mac Parker. Ever hear of... Planet of the Apes?<br />''Troy:'' Uh... the movie or the planet?<br />''Parker:'' The brand-new multimillion dollar musical. And ''you'' are starring... as the human.<br />''Troy:'' It's the part I was born to play, baby!
 
*''Troy:'' My good looks paid for that pool, and my talent filled it with water.
 
*''Selma:'' Is this a sham marriage?<br />''Troy:'' Sure baby, is that a problemo?
 
*''Selma'':Come on Jub-Jub, lets go home and i'll heat you up a nice roach.<br />''[[Jub-Jub]], "Chirping Sound".
 
*''Troy:'' Think what it'll mean. Not just the McBain movie, but maybe my own fragrance: "Smellin' of Troy"!
 
*''Louie:'' Troy McClure!? You said he was dead!<br />''Fat Tony:'' No, what I said is that he sleeps with the fishes! You see...<br />''Louie:'' Uh, Tony, please, no. I just ate a whole plate of dingamagoo.
 
*''Troy:'' Hello, Selma Bouvier. You might remember me from such dates as last nights dinner.
 
*''Selma:'' Are you gay?<br />''Troy:'' Gay?! I wish! If I were gay they'd be no problem! No, what I have is a romantic abnormality, one so unbelievable that it must be hidden from the public at all cost. You see...<br />''Selma:'' Stop!
 
 
== Trivia ==
 
 
*The title of this episode is based on the film called "A Fish called Wanda".
 
  
 
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"A Fish Called Selma" is the 19th episode of the Simpsons' Seventh season. It guest stars Jeff Goldblum as MacArthur Parker, and Phil Hartman as Troy McClure.

Plot

Washed-up actor Troy McClure gets pulled for driving without wearing his corrective lenses. When Troy goes to the DMV to get his license changed so that he will not be required to wear glasses anymore, he offers to take Selma Bouvier to dinner if she will let him pass the eye test.

After dinner at the "Pimento Grove" photographers notice Troy leaving with a human woman (rumors about a romantic abnormality initially destroyed Troy's career). The next day, Troy's agent calls and says that he can get work again if he continues seeing human women. Troy continues dating Selma to help his career. On his agent's advice, Troy asks Selma to marry him.

The night before the wedding, a drunk Troy tells a drunk Homer the reason for his marriage. After the wedding, Homer tells Marge offhand. Marge and Patty try to explain Selma, who accuses them of coming down with "the green-eyed gazungas." She confronts Troy who eagerly admits that their marriage is a sham to help his career. Troy explains to Selma that even though their marriage is a sham, she has benefitted and Selma initially accepts the situation. Troy's agent thinks he can get Troy the part of McBain's sidekick in the next McBain movie, but most parts go to actors with families.

Troy and Selma try to conceive, but neither can get aroused. Selma decides that bringing a child into a loveless family is wrong and leaves Troy, with the words "I'll always remember you Troy, but not from your films." Troy turns down the role of McBain's sidekick to direct and star in his own film.

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