Heartbreak Hotel/Quotes

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	Season 30 Episode Quotes
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Marge: You don't fail at 100% of the shots you don't take.

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Marge: The fitness center only had an old NordicTrack, but it felt good to work out.

Homer: I sat on a yoga ball and drank cucumber water. It's nice to know I can still do that.

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Blue-haired lawyer: [to Bart and Lisa; by phone] This conversation is hereby terminated. You are each entitled to one capful of bubble bath.

Homer: Now, that's parenting.

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Bart's Not Dead • Heartbreak Hotel • My Way or the Highway to Heaven • Treehouse of Horror XXIX • Baby You Can't Drive My Car • From Russia Without Love • Werking Mom • Krusty the Clown • Daddicus Finch • 'Tis the 30th Season • Mad About the Toy • The Girl on the Bus • I'm Dancing as Fat as I Can • The Clown Stays in the Picture • 101 Mitigations • I Want You (She's So Heavy) • E My Sports • Bart vs. Itchy & Scratchy • Girl's in the Band • I'm Just a Girl Who Can't Say D'oh • D'oh Canada • Woo-Hoo Dunnit? • Crystal Blue-Haired Persuasion