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| A Satyrical Sabbatical
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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A Satyrical Sabbatical is a questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Treehouse of Horror XXXII content update. It requires Comic Book Ram to be obtained.
Dialogue
Pt. 1
| After tapping on Comic Book Ram's exclamation mark
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Baa-baa-bad. The human world is the Worst. Civilization. Ever.
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Hell no, this civilization is the tippy-top of human achievement! Yee-haw!
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You may have six-shooters, ten-gallon hats, and million-dollar money rolls, but laboring peons give you all that wealth.
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Hey, I'm one of those peons and in my America we like working for a living!
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Just to make someone else rich? LAME! In the animal-hybrid world, we just lie around, eat whatever we want, and mate.
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That sounds horrible — wait, what?
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Task: "Make Comic Book Ram Preach About Satyrism". The job takes 8 hours.
Task: "Make Springfielders Learn About Satyrism" (x5). The jobs take place at Springfield Park Entrance, House of Pain, Mad Dr. Hibbert's Manor, Town Hall, or a Visitable Home and take 8 hours.
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It's not complicated. Being more animal than human is where it's at.
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That Ram-man makes a lot of sense.
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Maybe half of me should be getting out in nature more.
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But aren't both your halves allergic to the outdoors?
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That's the old Lenny. I'm starting to realize, my entire life, I've been a terrible human being.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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Pt. 2
| After tapping on Comic Book Ram's exclamation mark
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So how exactly does one live the animal lifestyle?
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Again: Animals do what we want, when we want, we care only about food, sleep, and...making the beast with two backs.
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Well, I never...! Very well...maybe not never. Once.
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Yes, but how does your Satyrism protect my tax shelters?
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And does your Satyrism let us eat pork and shellfish?
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First of all, there is no "Satyrism". I'm a half-human, half-ram, and just doing what animals do.
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It's not as complex as factoring how many Fallout Boys are represented in the current Radioactive Man continuity.
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If I may interrupt: it's seven.
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Task: "Make Comic Book Ram Explain Satyrism in More Detail". The job takes 3 hours.
If Comic Book Guy is owned: Task: "Make Comic Book Guy Explain Entire Radioactive Man Continuity". The job takes place at Springfield Park Entrance, House of Pain, Mad Dr. Hibbert's Manor, Town Hall, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Springfielders Try to Grasp Satyrism" (x5). The jobs take place at Springfield Park Entrance, House of Pain, Mad Dr. Hibbert's Manor, Town Hall, or a Visitable Home and take 3 hours.
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And finally, don't randomly maul humans. Save the mauling for worthwhile causes.
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Like taking back my parking spot!
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Or the guy who shouts "last call" at the bars!
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Mr. Ram-man, is there any reward for being the best animal person? Maybe a nice jacket made from one of the other half-animals?
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*sigh* Let's go over the rules again.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 3
| After tapping on Comic Book Ram's exclamation mark
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Excuse me, mister prophet...guru...animal guy, your followers are fighting.
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I don't have followers.
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You better tell THEM.
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The way of the animal forbids work!
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But my stupid human half should be able to work if it wants to!
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What are you idiots doing?
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We're having a schism.
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*chanting* SCHISM! SCHISM! SCHISM!
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You have no idea what that word means, do you?
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No. But I like chanting things.
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We do too!
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*chanting* SCHISM! SCHISM! SCHISM!
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*sigh*
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If Lenny is owned: Task: "Make Lenny Fight With Carl About Animal Dogma". The job takes place at Springfield Park Entrance, House of Pain, Mad Dr. Hibbert's Manor, Town Hall, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
If Carl is owned: Task: "Make Carl Fight With Lenny About Animal Dogma". The job takes place at Springfield Park Entrance, House of Pain, Mad Dr. Hibbert's Manor, Town Hall, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Comic Book Ram Stop a Schism". The job takes place at Springfield Park Entrance, House of Pain, Mad Dr. Hibbert's Manor, Town Hall, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 4
| After tapping on Comic Book Ram's exclamation mark
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Hey there, Satan-arino!
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I'm a ram, not Satan.
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Anything with cloven hooves makes you devilish!
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You seem forlorn and lonely. Where are all your new "followers"?
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Ugh, I'm trying to avoid them!
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They've taken my simple philosophy of life and turned it into a treatise for hating each other.
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Worst. Followers. Ever.
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That's how the ol' prophet business goes.
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Say, what if I took those followers off your hands...or hooves. You could spend more time waxin' those horns of yours.
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Your pews are a bit empty these days, I take it?
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You just do your best to give those followers a good scare so they come running back to the church.
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I can put the fear of God...or the devil in them!
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I never like sayin' it but... All Hail, Satan!
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Task: "Make Comic Book Ram Scare the Locals". The job takes 12 hours.
Task: "Make Flanders Direct People Back to Church". The job takes place at the First Church of Springfield, Springfield Park Entrance, or a Visitable Home and takes 8 hours.
Task: "Make Springfielders Flee the Scary Horned Man" (x5). The jobs take place at the First Church of Springfield, Springfield Park Entrance, or a Visitable Home and take 8 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 5
