Everyone Old Is Old Again

Everyone Old Is Old Again

Tapped Out Quest Information Level: 15 Update: Treehouse of Horror XXXII Requirement(s): myPad Required characters: Mr. Burns Optional characters: Smithers, Dr. Hibbert, Dr. Nick, Professor Frink, Hank Scorpio Internal name(s): EveryoneOldIsOldAgain ID(s): 249000 Next quest(s): Welcome to Geriatric Park Pt. 1 This Means Dino War Pt. 1 The Mutant Army of Dr. Hibbert Pt. 1 Better Fighting Through Science Pt. 1

Everyone Old Is Old Again is an event-exclusive quest in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Treehouse of Horror XXXII content update.

Dialogue

After starting the update Ah, Smithers, with autumn in the air, I'm once again reflecting on my mortality. Mostly how to avoid it. Sounds like someone needs another injection of bovine calf serum. Sadly, no. There's no calf young enough to renew my zip-zam-zoom. Don't fret, sir. I'm sure Springfield's greatest scientists and doctors have something up their lab coat sleeves. If Smithers is owned: Task: "Make Smithers Assemble a Team of Geniuses". The job takes place at the Control Building or Cooling Towers and takes 6 seconds. Task: "Make Burns Interview Geniuses". The job takes place at the Control Building or Cooling Towers and takes 6 seconds. If Dr. Hibbert is owned: Task: "Make Dr. Hibbert Pitch Supplements". The job takes place at the Control Building or Cooling Towers and takes 6 seconds. If Dr. Nick is owned: Task: "Make Dr. Nick Pitch Plastic Surgery". The job takes place at the Control Building or Cooling Towers and takes 6 seconds. If Professor Frink is owned: Task: "Make Frink Pitch Dinosaurs". The job takes place at the Control Building or Cooling Towers and takes 6 seconds. If Hank Scorpio is owned: Task: "Make Hank Scorpio Pitch the Elderly". The job takes place at the Control Building or Cooling Towers and takes 6 seconds. Taking these supplements, fully endorsed by me, will completely restore your body. You'll look and feel like you're thirty again! Thirty?! I don't want to go back to my baby rattle and diaper days! I could offer my services. Plastic surgery is nifty! I don't care about looking good. I just want to live forever! And you will! We replace one body organ at a time with plastic parts. Tempting. But what else? One word: Dino-saurs! Unless that's two words. I'm not sure. What do dinosaurs have to do with my quest for immortality? They're really cool. Plus, there are no regulations against experimenting on things that are extinct. Eh...I'm not saying no. I'm saying "eh". What about you, young man? Stealing youth from the young? That's been done to death. I'm focusing my own research on the elderly. By extracting the elderly's fear of death into an injectable formula, we could actually repel death! Sounds like a lot of hogwash, but the elderly would be easier to keep caged than children. And they cost less than guinea pigs. Very well, let's roll the dice with dinosaurs and the elderly and see what happens. Quest reward: 100 and 10

The Simpsons: Tapped Out Treehouse of Horror XXXII quests
Everyone Old Is Old Again • Welcome to Geriatric Park • This Means Dino War • The Mutant Army of Dr. Hibbert • Better Fighting Through Science • American Holiday
Geriatric Park Burns	The Cantankerous Curator
Grampasaurus	The Dinosaur in the Room
Bionaut Marge	The Incredible Shrinking Heroine
Panther Marge	Catch Scratch Fervor
Comic Book Ram	A Satyrical Sabbatical
Mecha-Chalmers	Mech-ing a Difference
Sentient Lard Lad Statue	Absolutely Crushing It
Over Under Beast	Nurture of the Beast
Test Subject Bart	Testing, Testing