500 Keys/Quotes

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	Season 22 Episode Quotes
← 484 "Homer Scissorhands"	485 "500 Keys"	"The Ned-liest Catch" 486 →

Chief Wiggum: Things on the ground are out of my jurisdiction.

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Superintendent Chalmers: I oversee fourteen schools and I always find myself at yours discussing a Simpson kid.

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Gil Gunderson: I'm alive and you're my naked fairy god boy!

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Bart: The last place anyone would expect to see a moon - the sky.

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Homer: When we see each other again, you'll be an old man and I'll be a baby!

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Homer: First the good news: two of your kids are not locked in the car.

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Homer: Cake, will you make my stomach the happiest bag of acid in the world?

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Elementary School Musical • Loan-a Lisa • MoneyBart • Treehouse of Horror XXI • Lisa Simpson, This Isn't Your Life • The Fool Monty • How Munched Is That Birdie in the Window? • The Fight Before Christmas • Donnie Fatso • Moms I'd Like to Forget • Flaming Moe • Homer the Father • The Blue and the Gray • Angry Dad: The Movie • The Scorpion's Tale • A Midsummer's Nice Dreams • Love Is a Many-Strangled Thing • The Great Simpsina • The Real Housewives of Fat Tony • Homer Scissorhands • 500 Keys • The Ned-liest Catch