A Hunka Hunka Burns in Love/Quotes
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- [Bart orders dinner at Bob's Big Buddah.]
- Bart: [to waiter] Uh... yeah. I'll have the shark butt with butt sauce.
- Marge: Bart!
- Waiter: Oh, excellent choice, sir.
- [Marge realizes shark butt is on the menu.]
- Marge: Oh.
- [Lisa's order.]
- Lisa: Uh, how is the Feast of Twelve Delights with Triple Happiness Sauce?
- Waiter: Very disappointing.
- Lisa: Then I'll have the Sweet and Sour Rice.
- Waiter: Oh, very good. Would you like that with the fragrant bee bellies or the cat noses?
- Lisa: Neither, thank you.
- Waiter: Is there any way we can enhance your dining experience by hurting an animal?
- Lisa: No!
- [Lenny reads his fortune.]
- Lenny: 'You are a real winner.' Woo! That fortune really nailed me... and my winning ways.
- [More fortune cookie fortunes by Homer:]
- "You will be aroused by a shampoo commercial."
- "The price of stamps will climb even higher."
- "You will invent a humorous toilet lid."
- "Your store is being robbed, Apu."
- [Burns flirts with Gloria the meter maid.]
- Mr. Burns: You can lift my wiper any day!
- Homer: You're going to ask her to marry you?
- Mr. Burns: Isn't it wonderful? I'm head over heels in love!
- Homer: Are you sure you want to do this so fast?
- Burns: Yes, my biological clock is ticking. I could be dead again soon.
- Snake: You're looking good, baby! Why did we ever break up?
- Gloria: You pushed me out of a moving car.
- Snake: The cops were chasing us. I needed to lighten the load... and, um, protect you.
- [Snake ties up his hostages. (Gloria and Homer)]
- Gloria: Let me guess. Now you're going to star working him over with the brass knuckles. You are so predictable.
- Homer: You know what would be surprising? A foot massage!
- Snake: Shut up! [he pistol-whips Homer]
- [The police have surrounded Snake's hideout.]
- Kent Brockman: We're in minute two of this stand-off. What's the situation, Chief?
- Chief Wiggum: Well, we have an officer sneakin' around the house, Kent. So unless they have a television in there, or can hear my loud talking--
- [A gunshot is heard. Officer Eddie runs away from the hideout, holding his arm in pain.]
- Eddie: Ow! Ow! Ow!
- Wiggum: Well, I guess that answers that, doesn't it?
- [Kent Brockman interviews Gloria after her brush with death.]
- Kent Brockman: I know you've been through a lot, ma'am, but we need you to stand in front of the burning house and say, 'Channel Six is hot, hot, hot!'
