Lisa the Greek/Quotes
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- Smooth Jimmy Apollo: Today's game between the Denver Broncos and the New England Patriots is too close to call. But if you are one of those compulsive types that just has to bet, uh, I don't know... Denver.
- [Homer phones Moe]
- Homer: Moe, can you put me down for $20 on Denver?
- Moe: [slyly] I think we can arrange that. Chief Wiggum, can you pass me my little black book?
- Chief Wiggum: Oh, sure thing, Moe. I was just using it as a coaster.
- [Homer has just lost his bet.]]
- Smooth Jimmy Apollo: Well folks, when you are 52% right that means you are 48% wrong.
- Homer: D'OH! Why did you not say that before?
- Lisa: What could be better than the savage ballet that is professional football?
- Homer: You like ice cream, don't you.
- Lisa: Yes.
- Homer: And do you like it even better when it has hot fudge, caramel, whipped cream, cherries, chocolate chips, and crumbled-up cookie things. Mmmmm... crumbled-up cookie things.
- Lisa: So gambling makes a good thing even better.
- Homer: Yes, it is like there is some kind of bond between us.
