She Used to Be My Girl/Quotes

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Marge and Chloe are fighting

Homer: Ladies, there's no need to fight over me.

Marge: No one's fighting over you, Homer!

Homer: Oh... carry on.

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Marge: SHE'S TAKING MY DAUGHTER TO BE A CAMERA-GIRL FACING AN ERUPTING VOLCANO ?

Mrs. Hoover: Yep, and that's just for a bad reason....

Mrs. Hoover and Marge: ...I JUST DON'T WANT TO MAKE MY PILGRIM OUT OF FELT !

Marge: IM IN RALEBOL ! SHE IS OFF THE CHRISTMAS CARD LIST !!!!

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Marge: Well, looking at you kids, I know I made the right choice in life.

Lisa: I'm sure you did. But still, don't you ever wonder what might've happened if things had gone differently?

Bart: Do you might be praying to Buddha, Jesus, or SpongeBob sometime ?

Marge: Well....

[Camera cuts to Heaven]

Buddha: Perhaps we should get her a new job.

Jesus: Good idea.

SpongeBob: Screw her! (laughs evilly)

[Camera cuts to Earth]

Marge: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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