Lisa the Greek/Quotes
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- Smooth Jimmy Apollo: "Today's game between the Denver Broncos and the New England Patriots is too close to call. But if you are one of those compulsive types that just has to bet, uh, I don't know...Denver."
- (Homer phones Moe)
- Homer: "Moe, can you put me down for $20 on Denver?"
- 'Moe': (slyly) "I think we can arrange that. Chief Wiggum, can you pass me my little black book?"
- Chief Wiggum: "Oh, sure thing, Moe. I was just using it as a coaster."
- Homer has just lost his bet
- Smooth Jimmy Apollo: "Well folks, when you are 52% right that means you are 48% wrong."
- Homer: "D'OH! Why did you not say that before?"
- Lisa(after Homer explains that he and Lisa can't climb Mt. Springfield): "what about daddy-daughter day?"
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