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Lisa the Greek/Quotes

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Season 3 Episode Quotes
048 "Radio Bart"
049
"Lisa the Greek"
"Homer Alone" 050


Smooth Jimmy Apollo: "Today's game between the Denver Broncos and the New England Patriots is too close to call. But if you are one of those compulsive types that just has to bet, uh, I don't know...Denver."
(Homer phones Moe)
Homer: "Moe, can you put me down for $20 on Denver?"
'Moe': (slyly) "I think we can arrange that. Chief Wiggum, can you pass me my little black book?"
Chief Wiggum: "Oh, sure thing, Moe. I was just using it as a coaster."

Homer has just lost his bet
Smooth Jimmy Apollo: "Well folks, when you are 52% right that means you are 48% wrong."
Homer: "D'OH! Why did you not say that before?"

Lisa(after Homer explains that he and Lisa can't climb Mt. Springfield): "what about daddy-daughter day?"
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Season 3 Quotes
Stark Raving Dad Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington When Flanders Failed Bart the Murderer Homer Defined Like Father, Like Clown Treehouse of Horror II Lisa's Pony Saturdays of Thunder Flaming Moe's Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk I Married Marge Radio Bart Lisa the Greek Homer Alone Bart the Lover Homer at the Bat Separate Vocations Dog of Death Colonel Homer Black Widower The Otto Show Bart's Friend Falls in Love Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?