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The Simpsons: Tapped Out Homer the Heretic content update/Gameplay

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Homer the Heretic

Homer the Heretic Intro

After the user logs in on January 3rd:
Homer Ughhh, I ate fish. I think I'm dying.
Marge Oh no! Was it that poisonous fugu again?
Homer No, tuna. It was probably mercury poisoning. Also I ate a thermometer.
Homer Please God: if you save me, I promise to devote the rest of my life to you!
Marge We'll just have to wait until tomorrow to know if you're okay.
Task: Make Homer Survive 24 Hours (6s, Simpson House)
Homer WOO-HOO! I'M ALIVE!
Homer the Heretic Guide.png
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Homer the Heretic Pt. 1

After completing Homer the Heretic Intro:
Homer So… I can believe that we need to eat tuna melts every Friday, but skip the cloven hooves thing? Bacon is delicious!
Homer Oooh, what about other religions? I was always jealous of that giant Jewish feast.
Lisa You mean the Yom Kippur feast? You know that you have to fast for a day before that right?
Homer Ooo and all of the religious holidays! And when I am at work, frequent breaks to praise Allah! I've got this all figured out.
Apu Homer, what if I told you that if you do good things for others, God will reward you?
Homer I'd say, “It better be a darn good reward, ‘cause I'm really enjoying all these holidays.”
Homer the Heretic Prizes.png
Task: Make Apu Teach About Karma (4h, Kwik-E-Mart)
Task: Make Homer Learn About Reincarnation (4h, Kwik-E-Mart)
Task: Collect Karma [x100]
Homer Okay, I gave a penny to a homeless guy.
Homer I even picked up a piece of trash. Can I have my million dollars now?
Apu That's not how Karma works. You need to put in some effort, and you're never exactly sure when the benefit will come.
Homer Oh, so it's kind of like drinking.
Quest reward: Sunday Morning Homer, Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Homer the Heretic Pt. 2

After completing Homer the Heretic Pt. 1:
Lisa Dad completely misunderstood my rant again. Mom, make him stop!
Marge Stop? I think his idea is lovely. As for me, the most important parts of the Bible are the ones about cleaning!
Marge Now go clean your room Lisa. A clean house is a clean soul!
Marge And the rest of you! Clean up all these pennies littered around Springfield and throw them in the fountain. You can't have too much good Karma!
Lisa Mom, it's Karma, not luck!
System Message Collect Karma from the Penny Fountain! It will accumulate Karma every 5 minutes for up to 5 hours, so collect from it often!
Quest reward: Penny Fountain
Task: Make Marge Use Religion as a Cleaning Excuse (4h, Simpson House)
Task: Make Homer Rest on Saturday (4h, Simpson House)
Task: Collect Karma [x260]
Quest reward: Greet Animal Friends job, Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Homer the Heretic Pt. 3

After completing Homer the Heretic Pt. 2:
Lisa Ned, you must be on my side about people cherry-picking religious practices?
Ned Absolutely. We should cherry-pick the hardest parts of each religion and force ourselves to do it.
Ned That's the only way God will know how much we love Him!
Task: Make Ned Give Up Worldly Possessions (4h, First Church of Springfield)
Task: Make Homer Rest on Sunday (4h, First Church of Springfield)
Task: Collect Karma [x460]
Quest reward: Perfect Beer Truck
If the user has unlocked Rabbi Krustofsky:
Tapped Out Rabbi Krustofsky Icon.png Homer, I see you're trying out several religions. Might I suggest Judaism?
Homer No thanks, not interested.
Tapped Out Rabbi Krustofsky Icon.png But how can you be sure if you haven't tried it?
Homer I've tried Kosher pizza. And that told me everything I need to know.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Homer the Heretic Pt. 4

After completing Homer the Heretic Pt. 3:
Lisa Dad, I need a ride to band practice!
Tapped Out Sunday Morning Homer Icon.png Sorry honey, I can't. I need to light a candle for Guru Singh...
Tapped Out Sunday Morning Homer Icon.png And then I need to thank the Magi for bringing gifts to Baby Jesus...
Tapped Out Sunday Morning Homer Icon.png Then after that, Jesus is being born in Russia, so I have to convince Marge to make me twelve different dinners.
Task: Make Homer Celebrate All the Things (4h, Simpson House)
Task: Make Lisa Miss Band Practice (4h, Simpson House)
Task: Collect Karma [x700]
Lisa Are you sure you can't take me? What about the good karma you'll get for helping someone?
Tapped Out Sunday Morning Homer Icon.png Karma shmarma. I've found a new path to salvation: the Prosperity Gospel!
Lisa Right… You mean the view that God rewards His followers with material wealth.
Quest reward: Dance in his Underwear job, Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Homer the Heretic Pt. 5

After completing Homer the Heretic Pt. 4:
Lisa Homer's abrupt swings from religion to religion perfectly illustrate the futility in trying to establish religious truth.
Tapped Out God Icon.png Well you could always just ask me.
Lisa Oh, hey God.
Tapped Out God Icon.png I would've thought you'd be more excited to meet the all-powerful Creator in person.
Lisa I AM excited to meet you. But my excitement is offset by my sadness at the death of the causal closure of physics implied by our interaction.
Task: Make Lisa Attempt to Measure the Mass of a Non-Physical Entity (4h, Springfield Elementary)
Task: Make Skinner Burn the School's Now-Obsolete Science Books (4h, Springfield Elementary)
Task: Collect Karma [x980]
Lisa So let me guess: you came here because you were offended by Homer's self-interested actions in the name of religion, and you're going to set him straight?
Tapped Out God Icon.png Nah, I just needed a new game -- I got sick of Pokémon Go.
Quest reward: Hamburger Heaven, Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Homer the Heretic Pt. 6

After completing Homer the Heretic Pt. 5:
Tapped Out God Icon.png Homer! I've been looking for you!
Ned Ha-ha! Told ya, Homer! God's gonna punish you for your sacrilegious ways.
Homer Ahhhhh!!!! I'm burning! I'm on fire!!!!
Ned Good job, God.
Tapped Out God Icon.png I didn't do anything. His new phone exploded.
Task: Make Ned Put Out the Fire On Homer (4h, Simpson House)
Task: Make Homer Join Class Action Lawsuit (4h, Simpson House)
Tapped Out Sunday Morning Homer Icon.png God, if you're so good, how can you allow such a flawed product launch?
Tapped Out God Icon.png I have my reasons. And if you thought THAT was bad, wait ‘til you see what I have in store for driverless cars!
Quest reward: Cut-Glass Cathedral
Homer the Heretic Completed.png
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Cut-Glass Cathedral

After completing Homer the Heretic Pt. 6:
Rev. Lovejoy Great news, Ned. The world famous Cut-Glass Cathedral is coming to Springfield!
Ned I can't believe California, the very heart of the Bible Belt, would give up such a fine church.
Rev. Lovejoy The Ministry filed for bankruptcy again, and we bought it for peanuts.
Rev. Lovejoy Their liturgical beliefs are slightly different than ours, so God's fine with us stiffing them.
Rev. Lovejoy With a little sizzle on our sermon steak, these people will come crawling back to traditional religion!
Task: Build the Cut-Glass Cathedral
Task: Make Rev. Lovejoy Do a Moving Sermon (4h, Cut-Glass Cathedral)
Task: Make Ned Attend the Sermon (4h, Cut-Glass Cathedral)
Task: Make Homer Check Out the Cathedral (4h, Cut-Glass Cathedral)
Ned How're our numbers, Reverend? Is the congregation back in the black?
Rev. Lovejoy Good Lord, the heating bill for that one sermon was over 1000 dollars!
Ned Small price to pay to spread God's word, right?
Rev. Lovejoy I'm trying to run a business here, Ned!
Ned Well, at least people are admiring the beautiful architecture.
Homer The what? Oh no, I was just picturing myself sliding up the glass roof of this place naked. Somehow it feels like déjà vu.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Premium Gameplay

Feel the Powah

Feel the Powah Pt. 1

After tapping on Brother Faith's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Brother Faith Icon.png I'm baaaaaaack!
Tapped Out Brother Faith Icon.png That reference is so old I actually have no idea where it comes from.
Bart Sorry, Brother Faith, but I don't think it'll be so easy this time to trick Springfielders with your “miracles”. They're a lot more skeptical these days.
Tapped Out Brother Faith Icon.png Skeptical? Why's that?
Gil Heyyyyy, everybody! I've got a ONCE IN A LIFETIME deal for you today!!! This amazing premium pencil will CHANGE YOUR LIFE!!! I swear! But it's only available for a limited time at the AMAZING BARGAIN PRICE of 20,000 donuts!!!!
Tapped Out Brother Faith Icon.png Yikes. If I wanna convince the locals, looks like I better pull out the big guns!
Task: Make Brother Faith Ride on a Cloud (24h)
Task: Make Springfielders Reject Gil's "Special Offers" [x5] (4h, First Church of Springfield)
Otto Cool, that dude's riding on a cloud!
Tapped Out God Icon.png Whoa! How does he do that?
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Feel the Powah Pt. 2

After tapping on Brother Faith's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Brother Faith Icon.png Bart, I get that as a post-Millennial, you're even more skeptical than Descartes' Second Meditation.
Tapped Out Brother Faith Icon.png But I've figured out the perfect way to bring the message of the Lord to the younger generation!
Bart Unfunny MyTube videos giving make-up tips?
Tapped Out Brother Faith Icon.png Even better: Holy Karaoke!
Bart Sorry, but karaoke was already played out when Corden stole it from Fallon. Or when Fallon stole it from Corden. Or when they both stole it from whomever stole it before them.
Tapped Out Brother Faith Icon.png Fine, regular karaoke might be a little uncool... but not SNAPTALK HASTYGRAMMED KARAOKE POSTED ON MYTUBE!
Task: Make Brother Faith Post His Snaptalk Hastygrammed Karaoke (4h, Brother Faith Van)
Tapped Out Brother Faith Icon.png So Bart, do you feel the power now?
Bart Yep: the power of modern technology to make below-amateur-quality “entertainment” available to millions worldwide.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Feel the Powah Pt. 3

After tapping on Brother Faith's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Brother Faith Icon.png You were right, it's a tough crowd here.
Bart Told you.
Tapped Out Brother Faith Icon.png But I've come up with a miracle that's guaranteed to convince everyone.
Bart Really? What?
Tapped Out Brother Faith Icon.png Well… not really a miracle. A visual spectacle the likes of which idiots… er, upstanding citizens cannot resist.
Task: Make Brother Faith Preach with Song and Dance (8h)
Tapped Out Brother Faith Icon.png So now that you've seen a real miracle, are you gonna come to my miracle show at the new First Church of Springfield?
Bart Oh what? Sorry, some clown bored me to death with a lame song about faith.
Bart You've lost your touch, Faith Man. There's no way even the biggest sucker in this town is being fooled by you again.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Feel the Powah Pt. 4

After tapping on Brother Faith's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Brother Faith Icon.png Can I get an AMEN?
Barney Can I get another whiskey on the rocks?
Tapped Out Brother Faith Icon.png My friend, that won't heal you.
Barney You're right. Can I get TWO whiskeys on the rocks?
Carl Amen to that!
Task: Make Springfielders Get Healed at Moe's [x5] (4h, Moe's Tavern)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Feel the Powah Pt. 5

After tapping on Brother Faith's exclamation mark:
Lisa Mom, Brother Faith is at the door. He wants to know if we'd like a “free healing session.”
Marge Tell him we're not interested. We'll leave our health in the hands of science, thank you very much.
Marge Now take your daily dose of St. John's Wort!
Task: Make Marge Give “Health” Supplements with No Proven Effectiveness (4h, Simpson House)
Task: Make Lisa Flush Supplements Down the Toilet (4h, Simpson House)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Rabbi Krustofsky Intro

After the user logs in on January 9th:
Tapped Out Rabbi Krustofsky Icon.png Hey God, little favor to ask you: can I go down and help get my son Krusty back on the path to righteousness?
Tapped Out God Icon.png Not up to me. It's up to Sky Finger.
Tapped Out Rabbi Krustofsky Icon.png THAT'S not up to you? Then what do you do, exactly?
Tapped Out God Icon.png Help professional sports teams win games so they can thank me in the post-game interviews!
System Message Rabbi Krustofsky and his synagogue are now available in the store!

You Say Rabbi, I Say Hello

You Say Rabbi, I Say Hello Pt. 1

After tapping on Rabbi Krustofsky's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Rabbi Krustofsky Icon.png Hello, Krusty.
Krusty AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Tapped Out Rabbi Krustofsky Icon.png No need to worry -- it's me, your father, visiting from Heaven.
Krusty Phew. I thought it was me from the future and I'd become a rabbi.
Task: Make Rabbi Krustofsky Attempt a Ghostly Hug and Pass Right Through (4h, Temple Beth Springfield, Krusty)
Tapped Out Rabbi Krustofsky Icon.png So, do you want to know what death feels like?
Krusty I know what it's like to die -- I performed in blackface once at the Apollo.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

You Say Rabbi, I Say Hello Pt. 2

After tapping on Rabbi Krustofsky's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Rabbi Krustofsky Icon.png So what do you usually order at this restaurant?
Krusty The roasted pork, pork and beans, and the pork soup. All served in a plate made from a melted-down menorah.
Tapped Out Rabbi Krustofsky Icon.png Oy vey. Don't they have anything kosher here?
French Waiter Pardon, we do not. But we do have something that tastes like kosher!
French Waiter One large bowl of dirt, rapidement!
Task: Make Hyman Grudgingly Admit that Kosher Food Tastes like Dirt (4h, Temple Beth Springfield)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

You Say Rabbi, I Say Hello Pt. 3

After tapping on Rabbi Krustofsky's exclamation mark:
Krusty Thank God it's Friday!
Tapped Out Rabbi Krustofsky Icon.png I will when I go back. I assume you'll be resting on the Sabbath?
Krusty Of course! I'll lie on the couch to rest my body, and then I'll put on college football to rest my mind, and then I'll eat pizza to rest my hunger...
Krusty And then in the evening I'll go to the bar to rest my thirst, and then I'll go clubbing to rest the part of me that doesn't go clubbing.
Task: Make Rabbi Krustofsky Go to Shabbat Services (4h, Temple Beth Springfield)
Task: Make Krusty Get Bottle Service (4h, Temple Beth Springfield)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

You Say Rabbi, I Say Hello Pt. 4

After tapping on Rabbi Krustofsky's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Rabbi Krustofsky Icon.png There's a symposium on Israel at the Temple today. Want to check it out with me?
Krusty Uh...sorry, I can't. I'm busy studying the classic texts.
Tapped Out Rabbi Krustofsky Icon.png How wonderful! Let me see which ones.
Tapped Out Rabbi Krustofsky Icon.png Playboy from December 1984?
Krusty Yep, a true classic: the Suzanne Somers issue!
Task: Make Krusty Hold the Centerfold Like a Torah (4h, Temple Beth Springfield)
Task: Make Rabbi Krustofsky Actually Read a Torah (4h, Temple Beth Springfield)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

You Say Rabbi, I Say Hello Pt. 5

After tapping on Rabbi Krustofsky's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Rabbi Krustofsky Icon.png SURPRISE!!!!!!
Krusty A surprise party? But it's not my birthday.
Tapped Out Rabbi Krustofsky Icon.png This isn't a birthday party. It's your $150,000 Bar Mitzvah!
Krusty But I already had a Bar Mitzvah.
Tapped Out Rabbi Krustofsky Icon.png Doesn't matter. Like all Bar Mitzvahs, this is just an excuse for parents to impress their influential friends.
Abraham Lincoln A cotton candy machine AND a make your own sundae bar? You da man, Krustofsky!
Task: Make Rabbi Krustofsky Say the Blessing Over the Chocolate Fountain (4h, Temple Beth Springfield)
Quest reward: Chess Table, Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Play Chess

After completing You Say Rabbi, I Say Hello Pt. 5:
Task: Make Rabbi Krustofsky Play Chess (24h, Chess Table)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10