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The Simpsons: Tapped Out Homer the Heretic content update/Gameplay

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Gameplay[edit]

Homer the Heretic[edit]

Homer the Heretic Intro[edit]

After the user logs in on January 3rd:
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Ughhh, I ate fish. I think I'm dying.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Oh no! Was it that poisonous fugu again?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png No, tuna. It was probably mercury poisoning. Also I ate a thermometer.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Please God: if you save me, I promise to devote the rest of my life to you!
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png We'll just have to wait until tomorrow to know if you're okay.
Task: Make Homer Survive 24 Hours (6s, Simpson House)
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png WOO-HOO! I'M ALIVE!
Homer the Heretic Guide.png
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Homer the Heretic Pt. 1[edit]

After completing Homer the Heretic Intro:
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png So... I can believe that we need to eat tuna melts every Friday, but skip the cloven hooves thing? Bacon is delicious!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Oooh, what about other religions? I was always jealous of that giant Jewish feast.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png You mean the Yom Kippur feast? You know that you have to fast for a day before that right?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Ooo and all of the religious holidays! And when I am at work, frequent breaks to praise Allah! I've got this all figured out.
Tapped Out Apu Icon.png Homer, what if I told you that if you do good things for others, God will reward you?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I'd say, "It better be a darn good reward, 'cause I'm really enjoying all these holidays."
Homer the Heretic Prizes.png
Task: Make Apu Teach About Karma (4h, Kwik-E-Mart)
Task: Make Homer Learn About Reincarnation (4h, Kwik-E-Mart)
Task: Collect Karma [x100]
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Okay, I gave a penny to a homeless guy.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I even picked up a piece of trash. Can I have my million dollars now?
Tapped Out Apu Icon.png That's not how Karma works. You need to put in some effort, and you're never exactly sure when the benefit will come.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Oh, so it's kind of like drinking.
Quest reward: Sunday Morning Homer, Cash.png100 and XP.png10
Note: If you get stuck and can't progress or unlock the skin, go to a friend town or Krustyland and it'll be unstuck.

Homer the Heretic Pt. 2[edit]

After completing Homer the Heretic Pt. 1:
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Dad completely misunderstood my rant again. Mom, make him stop!
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Stop? I think his idea is lovely. As for me, the most important parts of the Bible are the ones about cleaning!
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Now go clean your room Lisa. A clean house is a clean soul!
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png And the rest of you! Clean up all these pennies littered around Springfield and throw them in the fountain. You can't have too much good Karma!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Mom, it's Karma, not luck!
System Message Collect Karma from the Penny Fountain! It will accumulate Karma every 5 minutes for up to 5 hours, so collect from it often!
Quest reward: Penny Fountain
Task: Make Marge Use Religion as a Cleaning Excuse (4h, Simpson House)
Task: Make Homer Rest on Saturday (4h, Simpson House)
Task: Collect Karma [x260]
Quest reward: Greet Animal Friends job, Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Homer the Heretic Pt. 3[edit]

After completing Homer the Heretic Pt. 2:
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Ned, you must be on my side about people cherry-picking religious practices?
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png Absolutely. We should cherry-pick the hardest parts of each religion and force ourselves to do it.
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png That's the only way God will know how much we love Him!
Task: Make Ned Give Up Worldly Possessions (4h, First Church of Springfield)
Task: Make Homer Rest on Sunday (4h, First Church of Springfield)
Task: Collect Karma [x460]
Quest reward: Perfect Beer Truck
If the user has unlocked Rabbi Krustofsky:
Tapped Out Rabbi Krustofsky Icon.png Homer, I see you're trying out several religions. Might I suggest Judaism?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png No thanks, not interested.
Tapped Out Rabbi Krustofsky Icon.png But how can you be sure if you haven't tried it?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I've tried Kosher pizza. And that told me everything I need to know.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Homer the Heretic Pt. 4[edit]

After completing Homer the Heretic Pt. 3:
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Dad, I need a ride to band practice!
Tapped Out Sunday Morning Homer Icon.png Sorry honey, I can't. I need to light a candle for Guru Singh...
Tapped Out Sunday Morning Homer Icon.png And then I need to thank the Magi for bringing gifts to Baby Jesus...
Tapped Out Sunday Morning Homer Icon.png Then after that, Jesus is being born in Russia, so I have to convince Marge to make me twelve different dinners.
Task: Make Homer Celebrate All the Things (4h, Simpson House)
Task: Make Lisa Miss Band Practice (4h, Simpson House)
Task: Collect Karma [x700]
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Are you sure you can't take me? What about the good karma you'll get for helping someone?
Tapped Out Sunday Morning Homer Icon.png Karma shmarma. I've found a new path to salvation: the Prosperity Gospel!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Right... You mean the view that God rewards His followers with material wealth.
Quest reward: Dance in his Underwear job, Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Homer the Heretic Pt. 5[edit]

After completing Homer the Heretic Pt. 4:
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Homer's abrupt swings from religion to religion perfectly illustrate the futility in trying to establish religious truth.
Tapped Out Old God Icon.png Well you could always just ask me.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Oh, hey God.
Tapped Out Old God Icon.png I would've thought you'd be more excited to meet the all-powerful Creator in person.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png I AM excited to meet you. But my excitement is offset by my sadness at the death of the causal closure of physics implied by our interaction.
Task: Make Lisa Attempt to Measure the Mass of a Non-Physical Entity (4h, Springfield Elementary)
Task: Make Skinner Burn the School's Now-Obsolete Science Books (4h, Springfield Elementary)
Task: Collect Karma [x980]
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png So let me guess: you came here because you were offended by Homer's self-interested actions in the name of religion, and you're going to set him straight?
Tapped Out Old God Icon.png Nah, I just needed a new game -- I got sick of Pokémon Go.
Quest reward: Hamburger Heaven, Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Homer the Heretic Pt. 6[edit]

After completing Homer the Heretic Pt. 5:
Tapped Out Old God Icon.png Homer! I've been looking for you!
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png Ha-ha! Told ya, Homer! God's gonna punish you for your sacrilegious ways.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Ahhhhh!!!! I'm burning! I'm on fire!!!!
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png Good job, God.
Tapped Out Old God Icon.png I didn't do anything. His new phone exploded.
Task: Make Ned Put Out the Fire On Homer (4h, Simpson House)
Task: Make Homer Join Class Action Lawsuit (4h, Simpson House)
Tapped Out Sunday Morning Homer Icon.png God, if you're so good, how can you allow such a flawed product launch?
Tapped Out Old God Icon.png I have my reasons. And if you thought THAT was bad, wait 'til you see what I have in store for driverless cars!
Quest reward: Cut-Glass Cathedral
Homer the Heretic Completed.png
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Cut-Glass Cathedral[edit]

After completing Homer the Heretic Pt. 6:
Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon.png Great news, Ned. The world famous Cut-Glass Cathedral is coming to Springfield!
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png I can't believe California, the very heart of the Bible Belt, would give up such a fine church.
Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon.png The Ministry filed for bankruptcy again, and we bought it for peanuts.
Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon.png Their liturgical beliefs are slightly different than ours, so God's fine with us stiffing them.
Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon.png With a little sizzle on our sermon steak, these people will come crawling back to traditional religion!
Task: Build the Cut-Glass Cathedral
Task: Make Rev. Lovejoy Do a Moving Sermon (4h, Cut-Glass Cathedral)
Task: Make Ned Attend the Sermon (4h, Cut-Glass Cathedral)
Task: Make Homer Check Out the Cathedral (4h, Cut-Glass Cathedral)
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png How're our numbers, Reverend? Is the congregation back in the black?
Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon.png Good Lord, the heating bill for that one sermon was over 1000 dollars!
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png Small price to pay to spread God's word, right?
Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon.png I'm trying to run a business here, Ned!
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png Well, at least people are admiring the beautiful architecture.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png The what? Oh no, I was just picturing myself sliding up the glass roof of this place naked. Somehow it feels like déjà vu.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Premium gameplay[edit]

Feel the Powah[edit]

Feel the Powah Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Brother Faith's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Brother Faith Icon.png I'm baaaaaaack!
Tapped Out Brother Faith Icon.png That reference is so old I actually have no idea where it comes from.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Sorry, Brother Faith, but I don't think it'll be so easy this time to trick Springfielders with your "miracles". They're a lot more skeptical these days.
Tapped Out Brother Faith Icon.png Skeptical? Why's that?
Tapped Out Gil Icon.png Heyyyyy, everybody! I've got a ONCE IN A LIFETIME deal for you today!!! This amazing premium pencil will CHANGE YOUR LIFE!!! I swear! But it's only available for a limited time at the AMAZING BARGAIN PRICE of 20,000 donuts!!!!
Tapped Out Brother Faith Icon.png Yikes. If I wanna convince the locals, looks like I better pull out the big guns!
Task: Make Brother Faith Ride on a Cloud (24h)
Task: Make Springfielders Reject Gil's "Special Offers" [x5] (4h, First Church of Springfield)
Tapped Out Otto Icon.png Cool, that dude's riding on a cloud!
Tapped Out Old God Icon.png Whoa! How does he do that?
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Feel the Powah Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Brother Faith's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Brother Faith Icon.png Bart, I get that as a post-Millennial, you're even more skeptical than Descartes' Second Meditation.
Tapped Out Brother Faith Icon.png But I've figured out the perfect way to bring the message of the Lord to the younger generation!
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Unfunny MyTube videos giving make-up tips?
Tapped Out Brother Faith Icon.png Even better: Holy Karaoke!
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Sorry, but karaoke was already played out when Corden stole it from Fallon. Or when Fallon stole it from Corden. Or when they both stole it from whomever stole it before them.
Tapped Out Brother Faith Icon.png Fine, regular karaoke might be a little uncool... but not SNAPTALK HASTYGRAMMED KARAOKE POSTED ON MYTUBE!
Task: Make Brother Faith Post His Snaptalk Hastygrammed Karaoke (4h, Brother Faith Van)
Tapped Out Brother Faith Icon.png So Bart, do you feel the power now?
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Yep: the power of modern technology to make below-amateur-quality "entertainment" available to millions worldwide.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Feel the Powah Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Brother Faith's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Brother Faith Icon.png You were right, it's a tough crowd here.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Told you.
Tapped Out Brother Faith Icon.png But I've come up with a miracle that's guaranteed to convince everyone.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Really? What?
Tapped Out Brother Faith Icon.png Well... not really a miracle. A visual spectacle the likes of which idiots... er, upstanding citizens cannot resist.
Task: Make Brother Faith Preach with Song and Dance (8h)
Note: If the task doesn't appear, complete Homer the Heretic Pt. 3 first.
Tapped Out Brother Faith Icon.png So now that you've seen a real miracle, are you gonna come to my miracle show at the new First Church of Springfield?
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Oh what? Sorry, some clown bored me to death with a lame song about faith.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png You've lost your touch, Faith Man. There's no way even the biggest sucker in this town is being fooled by you again.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Feel the Powah Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Brother Faith's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Brother Faith Icon.png Can I get an AMEN?
Tapped Out Barney Icon.png Can I get another whiskey on the rocks?
Tapped Out Brother Faith Icon.png My friend, that won't heal you.
Tapped Out Barney Icon.png You're right. Can I get TWO whiskeys on the rocks?
Tapped Out Carl Icon.png Amen to that!
Task: Make Springfielders Get Healed at Moe's [x5] (4h, Moe's Tavern)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Feel the Powah Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Brother Faith's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Mom, Brother Faith is at the door. He wants to know if we'd like a "free healing session."
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Tell him we're not interested. We'll leave our health in the hands of science, thank you very much.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Now take your daily dose of St. John's Wort!
Task: Make Marge Give "Health" Supplements with No Proven Effectiveness (4h, Simpson House)
Task: Make Lisa Flush Supplements Down the Toilet (4h, Simpson House)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Rabbi Krustofsky Intro[edit]

After the user logs in on January 9th:
Tapped Out Rabbi Krustofsky Icon.png Hey God, little favor to ask you: can I go down and help get my son Krusty back on the path to righteousness?
Tapped Out Old God Icon.png Not up to me. It's up to Sky Finger.
Tapped Out Rabbi Krustofsky Icon.png THAT'S not up to you? Then what do you do, exactly?
Tapped Out Old God Icon.png Help professional sports teams win games so they can thank me in the post-game interviews!
System Message Rabbi Krustofsky and his synagogue are now available in the store!

You Say Rabbi, I Say Hello[edit]

You Say Rabbi, I Say Hello Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Rabbi Krustofsky's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Rabbi Krustofsky Icon.png Hello, Krusty.
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Tapped Out Rabbi Krustofsky Icon.png No need to worry -- it's me, your father, visiting from Heaven.
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png Phew. I thought it was me from the future and I'd become a rabbi.
Task: Make Rabbi Krustofsky Attempt a Ghostly Hug and Pass Right Through (4h, Temple Beth Springfield, Krusty)
Tapped Out Rabbi Krustofsky Icon.png So, do you want to know what death feels like?
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png I know what it's like to die -- I performed in blackface once at the Apollo.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

You Say Rabbi, I Say Hello Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Rabbi Krustofsky's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Rabbi Krustofsky Icon.png So what do you usually order at this restaurant?
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png The roasted pork, pork and beans, and the pork soup. All served in a plate made from a melted-down menorah.
Tapped Out Rabbi Krustofsky Icon.png Oy vey. Don't they have anything kosher here?
Tapped Out French Waiter Icon.png Pardon, we do not. But we do have something that tastes like kosher!
Tapped Out French Waiter Icon.png One large bowl of dirt, rapidement!
Task: Make Hyman Grudgingly Admit that Kosher Food Tastes like Dirt (4h, Temple Beth Springfield)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

You Say Rabbi, I Say Hello Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Rabbi Krustofsky's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png Thank God it's Friday!
Tapped Out Rabbi Krustofsky Icon.png I will when I go back. I assume you'll be resting on the Sabbath?
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png Of course! I'll lie on the couch to rest my body, and then I'll put on college football to rest my mind, and then I'll eat pizza to rest my hunger...
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png And then in the evening I'll go to the bar to rest my thirst, and then I'll go clubbing to rest the part of me that doesn't go clubbing.
Task: Make Rabbi Krustofsky Go to Shabbat Services (4h, Temple Beth Springfield)
Task: Make Krusty Get Bottle Service (4h, Temple Beth Springfield)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

You Say Rabbi, I Say Hello Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Rabbi Krustofsky's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Rabbi Krustofsky Icon.png There's a symposium on Israel at the Temple today. Want to check it out with me?
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png Uh...sorry, I can't. I'm busy studying the classic texts.
Tapped Out Rabbi Krustofsky Icon.png How wonderful! Let me see which ones.
Tapped Out Rabbi Krustofsky Icon.png Playboy from December 1984?
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png Yep, a true classic: the Suzanne Somers issue!
Task: Make Krusty Hold the Centerfold Like a Torah (4h, Temple Beth Springfield)
Task: Make Rabbi Krustofsky Actually Read a Torah (4h, Temple Beth Springfield)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

You Say Rabbi, I Say Hello Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Rabbi Krustofsky's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Rabbi Krustofsky Icon.png SURPRISE!!!!!!
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png A surprise party? But it's not my birthday.
Tapped Out Rabbi Krustofsky Icon.png This isn't a birthday party. It's your $150,000 Bar Mitzvah!
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png But I already had a Bar Mitzvah.
Tapped Out Rabbi Krustofsky Icon.png Doesn't matter. Like all Bar Mitzvahs, this is just an excuse for parents to impress their influential friends.
Tapped Out Abraham Lincoln Icon.png A cotton candy machine AND a make your own sundae bar? You da man, Krustofsky!
Task: Make Rabbi Krustofsky Say the Blessing Over the Chocolate Fountain (4h, Temple Beth Springfield)
Quest reward: Chess Table, Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Play Chess[edit]

After completing You Say Rabbi, I Say Hello Pt. 5:
Task: Make Rabbi Krustofsky Play Chess (24h, Chess Table)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10