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The Simpsons: Tapped Out Thanksgiving 2013 content update

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This article is about the Tapped Out's Thanksgiving content update from 2013. For other year's Tapped Out Thanksgiving content updates, see TSTO Thanksgiving Content Updates.
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"Thanksgiving 2013"
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The thirty-sixth content update, known as the Thanksgiving 2013 content update, for The Simpsons: Tapped Out was released officially on November 15, 2013.

Characters

Image Name Unlock message
100px Sacagawea Lisa Tapped Out Unlock Sacagawea Lisa.png
100px Tribal Chief Tapped Out Unlock Tribal Chief.png
Tapped Out Turkey.png Turkey Tapped Out Unlock Turkey.png

Buildings

Image Name Building time Costs Task Character(s) unlocked when built Level required
Caesar's Pow-Wow Casino Tapped Out.png Caesar's Pow-Wow Casino 6s Donut150 Tribal Chief

Decorations

Image Name Costs Character(s) unlocked when built Level required
Tapped Out Poochie Parade Balloon.png Poochie Parade Balloon Cash20,000
Tapped Out Pow-Wow's Casino Sign.png Pow-Wow's Casino Sign Donut40
Tapped Out Stampy Parade Balloon.png Stampy Parade Balloon Donut40
Tapped Out The May Flower.png The May Flower Donut100
Tapped Out The Grumple Parade Balloon.png The Grumple Parade Balloon Donut25
Tapped Out Rusty the Clown Parade Balloon.png Rusty the Clown Parade Balloon Cash5,400

Returning Decorations

All of the balloons required Level 5 and could be bought multiple times. These decorations came from last year's Thanksgiving update

Image Balloon Costs Notes
Tapped Out Itchy Balloon.png Itchy Balloon Donut30 (reduced from last year's Donut40) 2.00% bonus money and XP to all jobs
Tapped Out Scratchy Balloon.png Scratchy Balloon Cash1,000 Improves vanity rating
Tapped Out Blinky Balloon.png Blinky Balloon Cash16,500
Tapped Out Santa's Little Helper Balloon.png Santa's Little Helper Balloon Cash30,000
Tapped Out Snowball 2 Balloon.png Snowball 2 Balloon Donut15 (reduced from last year's Donut20) 0.50% bonus money and XP to all jobs

Gameplay

Thanksgiving

When the player logs into their game
Homer What's the weird paper stuff in the mailbox?
Lisa It's called "mail."
Homer You mean they invented a paper version of electroni mail? Science is amazing! Ooh! A big "mail"! Maybe it's full of more "paper".
Lisa It's a Sacagawea costume I ordered. I saved up all my Sacagawea dollars to pay for it.
Homer Honey, the dollar doesen't have Sacawhoever on it. it has Geroge Washington, the inventor of money.
Lisa I wanted to dress up as Sacagawea to celebrate the rich cultural history of Thanksgiving.
Homer A white girl dressing up lika a native American? I don't know, that sounds a little racist to me.
Lisa Just give me the costume.
Message Sacagawea Lisa has been placed in your inventory.

After taking Sacagawea Lisa out of the inventory
Homer That costume looks great on you Lisa. You're the cutest racist I've ever seen!
Sacagawea Lisa Stop calling me that!
Homer If I walked around pretending to be W.E.B. Dubois, whoever that is, you'd call ME racist.
Sacagawea Lisa That's true...but...because...cultural...something...I SPENT ALL MY MONEY ON THIS COSTUME!!
Homer Wampum, sweetie. You spent all your wampum on this costume.

Thankless Thanksgiving Pt. 1

After tapping on Sacagawea Lisa's exclamation mark
Sacagawea Lisa Dad, I was thinking... maybe this year we could have a vegetarian Thanksgiving.
Homer So just because you feel guilty about walking around in a racist costume, I have to suffer?
Sacagawea Lisa STOP CALLING ME RACIST!!!
Homer How about "racish?" The "ish" means it's not fully racist, but still a little.
Sacagawea Lisa Talking to you I feel an even deeper connection with oppressed peoples everywhere.
Homer Great, maybe you can dress up as them next.
Homer In the meantime, don't change the only thing we know about Thanksgiving: THEY ATE TURKEY.
Sacagawea Lisa *sigh* I'm the only animal rights activist in this whole town.
Homer Activish.
The player receives "Thankless Thanksgiving Pt. 1" which is to "Make Sacagawea Lisa Sulk". It takes 1 hour and the player receives total Cash170 and XP27 in reward.

Thankless Thanksgiving Pt. 2

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
Homer Hey Apu! Turkey me!
Apu Oh but that I could turkey you, Mr. Homer.
Homer TURKEY ME!!!
Apu Unfortunatley none of my ususal brands of turkeys were delivered. Not the Butterbutts, not the Gobbler Deluxe, not even a single Drumstick King.
Homer TTTTUUURRRKKKEEEYYY MMMEEE!!!!!!!
Apu If you want a Thaksgiving turkey, your only hope is to go to a farm and buy one.
Homer You mean... ME turkey me?
The player receives "Thankless Thanksgiving Pt. 2" which is to "Reach Level 6 and Build Cletus's Farm" and "Make Homer Find a Nice Turkey at Cletus's Farm". It takes 2 hour and the player receives total Cash210 and XP45 in reward.
Homer Hey Cletus, hook me up with your fattest most juicy turkey!
Cletus Want me to kill it and pluck it for ya?
Homer Why should you have all the fun? I've got a beheading axe in the car... barley used.
Cletus Well, the turkey's out back. Don't forget to drain the blood.
Homer Please. Ending the life of turkeys by draining their blood is my life blood.
Cletus You a silly feller all right I reckon.
When the task is completed.
Homer Hey ding-dong, there's no turkeys out there. Just meth labs and kids smoking meth. And a lot of meth just lying around.
Cletus My gobblers has been taken?! Oh, this is terrible! I'm so sad, I'm gonna need me a whole lotta meth.
Homer No Cletus, this is one problem meth can't solve. Did anything strange happen that could explain the missing turkeys?
Cletus Coulpe a nights ago I was milkin' the cow, and smokin' meth, in the barn when I sees bright lights.
Homer ALIENS! They most have been kidnapped by aliens!
Kang Why would we eat the dry meat of turkets when we can gorge ourselves on the tender flesh of turkey-fattend humans?
Kodos Turkey-fattend humans are our foise gras!
Homer What about regular foise gras?
Kang We would never eat that! It's cruel!

Thankless Thanksgiving Pt. 3

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
Homer Something terrible has happened! I don't have blood on my hands!
Marge That sounds like a good thing. Please let it be a good thing.
Homer No, the blood on my hands that I crave is turkey blood. But all of the live turkeys are missing!
Sacagawea Lisa What about a vegetarian turkey? A tofurkey? Or a seitan-urkey? Or a spelt-urkey?
Homer How about a barf-urkey with extra barf sauce and a side of barf stuffing, barf potatoes and barfberry jelly with barf pie a la barf for dessert?
Sacagawea Lisa Vegan food doesn't taste like barf. Except quinoa.
Homer Don't worry. I'll get back our turkeys, with an old-fashioned turkey hunt.
Homer Now where do we keep our dynamite?
The player receives "Thankless Thanksgiving Pt. 3" which is to "Make Homer Organize a Search Party for Missing Turkeys". It takes 24 hour and the player receives total Cash700 and XP160 in reward.
Homer Moe?
Moe Hey Homer…
Homer Flanders?
Ned Yes?
Homer I hate you.
Ned You keep telling me that.
Homer Also, I need your help.

Thankless Thanksgiving Pt. 4

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
Homer Gentlemen. We are about to embark on the most important mission of our lives.
Ned Oh dear! Did a child go missing? Did an elderly person with dementia wander off?
Moe Did some kinda monkey with a deadly virus escape from a secret lab and we gotta capture it alive to create an antidote before it turns us into Planet of the Apes?
Homer Worse. And different. All the turkeys in Springfield have gone missing. It's up to us to hunt them down, otherwise this year's Thanksgiving will be….Vegetarian!
Ned
The player receives "Thankless Thanksgiving Pt. 4" which is to "Reach Level 15 and Build Moe's Tavern", "Make Moe Hunt for Turkeys", "Make Ned Hunt for Turkeys" and "Make Homer Hunt for Turkeys". It takes 12 hours and the player receives total Cash1,260 and XP450 in reward.
Homer We can't find the turkeys anywhere!
Ned God will be so sad that we aren't eating his blessed creatures on a day celebrating the stealing of a land from his other blessed creatures.
Moe On the bright side, I did find a diseased monkey that might or might not have turned us into a Planet of the Apes. I hired it to work the bar.
Homer I think it's time to face facts. This Thanksgiving, we won't be eating anything with a face.
Moe (GASP)
Ned (GASP)

Thankless Thanksgiving Pt. 5

After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark
Ned It just doesn't feel like Thanksgiving without turkey.
Homer Deliciously decapitated turkey.
Moe With sauces made from its death drippings.
Homer Let's face it. Without a dead turkey, it's Thanksgiving itself that's dead.
The player receives "Thankless Thanksgiving Pt. 5" which is to "Make Springfielders Attend a Wake for Thanksgiving(x10)". It takes 4 hours and the player receives x10Cash175 and XP45 (non-premium) or x10Cash260 and XP70 (premium) in reward.

Thankless Thanksgiving Pt. 6

After tapping on Sacagawea Lisa's exclamation mark
Sacagawea Lisa Everyone seems to think Thanksgiving is all about gluttony and ceaseless consumption.
Sacagawea Lisa A sparse, frugal and healthy meal of steamed Swiss Chard and assorted other international chards should cure them of their obsession with meat.
Sacagawea Lisa Without dead flesh in their stomachs, Springfielders will experience a heightened sense of peace and well-being.
Sacagawea Lisa And so will I…as I hang out with the living turkeys I've hidden in the brown house!
Sacagawea Lisa *sneaky chuckle*
The player receives "Thankless Thanksgiving Pt. 6" which is to "Make Sacagawea Lisa Care for Kidnapped Turkeys". It takes 24 hours and the player receives in total Cash600 and XP150 in reward.

Thankless Thanksgiving Pt. 7

After tapping on Sacagawea Lisa's exclamation mark
Sacagawea Lisa Oh no! The turkeys are gone! They must have escaped while I was feeling self-satisfied!
Turkey *Gobble gobble*
Sacagawea Lisa Except this little gobbler, who fell asleep listening to one of my many tiresome speeches to myself.
Sacagawea Lisa Don't worry little turkey! I'll find your friends and save them from becoming part of this carnivorous festival of death!

Template:Tapped Out Turkey ClosedEyes Icon

Zzzzz...
Sacagawea Lisa Oh…, my self-involved monologue must have put him to sleep.
Sacagawea Lisa Maybe I can get some help from someone who actually knows about animals, instead of just talking about them all the time.
The player receives "Thankless Thanksgiving Pt. 7" which is to "Make Sacagawea Lisa Take a Field Trip to Cletus's Farm". It takes 2 hours and the player receives in total Cash110 and XP27 in reward.
Sacagawea Lisa Cletus, chould you share your country wisdom so that I might find escaped turkeys?
Cletus Don't you patronize me.
Sacagawea Lisa What?
Cletus I knows when a city feller is talking down to me. I'm country, not stupid.
Sacagawea Lisa You're right…I'm sorry. You're not stupid.
Cletus I'm just joshin' ya. I is stupid! Powerful stupid!

Thankless Thanksgiving Pt. 8

After tapping on Cletus exclamation mark
Cletus To catch a Turkey, you'd need a Turkey caller.
Sacagawea Lisa Do you have a turkey caller I can...borrow?
Cletus Borrow? That's communist talk! I'll trade you one for some of those foot-bags you got.
Sacagawea Lisa You mean shoes?
Cletus No! Your foot bags!!!
The player receives "Thankless Thanksgiving Pt. 8" which is to "Make Cletus Whittle a Turkey Caller". It takes 12 hours and the player receives in total Cash420 and XP100 in reward.

Thankless Thanksgiving Pt. 9

After tapping on Sacagawea Lisa exclamation mark
Sacagawea Lisa What a funny looking contraption.
Sacagawea Lisa UGH! And the sound is so incredibly annoying!
Bart Funny looking ant annoying? Is it a Lisa?
Bart *laughs*
Bart *more laughs*
Bart *even more laughs*
Sacagawea Lisa *annoyed grumbling*
The player receives "Thankless Thanksgiving Pt. 9" which is to "Make Sacagawea Lisa Call Turkeys" and "Collect 10 Turkeys"(Turkeys appear after each time Lisa completes the Turkey Call task.). It takes 4 hours per Turkey and the player receives ten times Cash175 and XP45 in reward.
Homer What the heck is all that gobbling?
Sacagawea Lisa Gobbling? It's…uh…goblins! Yea, goblins! Happy Halloween! Trick or Treat! Boooo!
Homer Halloween goblins? Happy Halloween everyone!
Homer Wait, this isn't the Halloween update! It's the Thanksgiving update.
Sacagawea Lisa Uhhh...
Cletus I thought I heard some Halloween goblins, but it turns out it's...
Cletus ... MY TURKEYS!!!

Thankless Thanksgiving Pt. 10

After tapping on Sacagawea Lisa exclamation mark
Sacagawea Lisa Umm…dad…you know how the turkeys have been missing for a while now?
Sacagawea Lisa I kidnapped them. And then I locked them up in the Brown House. And then they escaped.
Homer HALLELUJAH! Thanksgiving IS saved!
Homer And also, GO TO YOUR ROOM!
The player receives "Thankless Thanksgiving Pt. 10" which is to "Make Sacagawea Lisa Go to her Room". It takes 1 hour and the player receives Cash70 and XP17 in reward.
Homer You should be ashamed of yourself, young lady. Trying to rob Springfield of its God-given right to turkey dinner!
Lisa All I wanted to do was save a few innocent lives.
Homer Sacagawea As further punishment, I will wear your Sacagawea costume in a scarcastic fashion.
Lisa This is the worst Thanksgiving ever!
Homer Sacagawea No, it's the worst Thanksgiving yet.

Thankless Thanksgiving Pt. 11

After tapping on Homer exclamation mark
Homer Sacagawea WOO HOO! Thanksgiving is back on!
Lisa You mean Turkey-geddon is back on?
Homer Oh Lisa. Don't be such a Thanksgiving-pooper. At least I gave you your costume back.
Lisa It's stretched out like a circus tent and smells like pork chops. So yeah, Dad, thanks.
The player receives "Thankless Thanksgiving Pt. 11" which is to "Make Sacagawea Lisa Mourn Thanksgiving Turkey Massacre". It takes 8 hours and the player receives Cash275 and XP70 in reward.
Homer Ohhh, I hate seeing my children doing a guilt-trip job.

Thankless Thanksgiving Pt. 12

After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark
Marge Homie... Our poor little Lisa... I haven't seen her this sad in ages.
Homer *grumble*
Homer Oh fine! We can have a turkey-free Thanksgiving this year.
Sacagawea Lisa REALLY?!
Marge REALLY?!
Bart REALLY?!
Turkey *Gobble Gobble*?!
Homer Yes. Really.
Homer If... I can eat a whole cow for Christmas!
Tapped Out Cow Icon.png *Mooo*?!?!?!?!?!
The player receives "Thankless Thanksgiving Pt. 12" which is to "Make Lisa Enjoy a Turkey-Free Thanksgiving", "Make Homer Endure a Turkey-Free Thanksgiving", "Make Marge Endure a Turkey-Free Thanksgiving" and "Make Bart Endure a Turkey-Free Thanksgiving". It takes 8 hours per each and the player receives Cash275 and XP70 per each in reward.
Cletus I wants you to keep this turkey as a re-ward.
Sacagawea Lisa You know who really deserves this turkey?
Cletus The real life player who wasted his hard-earned money buying imaginary pictures from a 25-year old TV show?
Sacagawea Lisa No... Me. You were right the first time.
Character Unlocked Tapped Out Turkey.png
Tapped Out Unlock Turkey.png

Happy Thanksgiving Pt. 1

After the player logs into their game on November 28th, 2013 (Thanksgiving Day 2013)
Sign Happy Thanksgiving! Most people celebrate with turkey, but we're celebrating with donuts.
The player receives "Happy Thanksgiving Pt. 1". The player receives Donut3 in reward.

Happy Thanksgiving Pt. 2

Homer Oh my God! We got three donuts just because of what day it was?
Homer I wonder if we could reset the clock on our device, then when the machine thinks it becomes today again, we'll get another three donuts!
Lisa Wouldn't that be cheating?
Homer No, cheating is when you press a bunch of buttons and get unlimited ammo. This is hacking!
The player receives "Happy Thanksgiving Pt. 2" which is to "Reset the Clock on his myPad". It takes 8 hours and the player receives Cash275, XP70, and Donut3 in reward.
Lisa That took you a long time, Dad. Normally when you play with your myPad it's just for a couple seconds.
Homer I know, but I get confused when I have to go into the settings menu. What the hell is a DHCP? And how much is it costing me to lease it?
Homer The good news is I was able to reset the clock. Now the game will think it's Thanksgiving again in 3...
Homer 2...
Homer 1...
Sign Happy Thanksgiving! Most people celebrate with turkey, but we're celebrating with donuts.
Homer Wohoo!

Happy Thanksgiving Pt. 3

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
Homer I can't believe that trick worked. Now we can get unlimited donuts!
Lisa But Dad, that would be unethical. Besides, wouldn't it ruin the fun of the game?
Homer The fun of always having to wait 24 hours? The fun of not being able to afford things?
Homer The fun of not being able to grow crops because my corn still needs 50 days?
Homer Screw fun — I'll take the unlimited donuts.
Homer And more importantly, I can post a video of me doing it on the Internet and get like a zillion views!
Homer Finally people will realize I'm a genius at computering!
The player receives "Happy Thanksgiving Pt. 3" which is to "Make Homer Post his Hack on the Internet". It takes 60 minutes and the player receives Cash170 and XP27 in reward.

Happy Thanksgiving Pt. 4

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark the 29th November
Lisa Wow Dad, your "How to get Unlimited Donuts" video is getting a lot of hits.
Homer I know. Move over "Puppy on a Piano" -- there's a new Most Watched Video in town!
Homer I'm a Internet celebrity... and that never goes away!
Lisa The only problem is, the popularity of your video is sure to attract the attention of EA.
Homer Uh...
Lisa I bet they can put out a patch that fixes that problem pretty quickly.
Homer Uh...
Lisa In fact, I bet they're doing it right now.
Homer AUGHHH!!! Where's my myPad?! I've got to get my donuts!
The player receives "Happy Thanksgiving Pt. 4" which is to "Make Homer Reset the Clock on his myPad". It takes 45 seconds and the player receives Cash103 and XP11 in reward.
Gil Hey folks, Thanksgiving's over! Which means it's a salesman's favorite of days... Black Friday.
Homer Oh no, they fixed my hack. And even worse, Gil's here. I hate this stupid game!
Lisa There's probably a lesson to be learned in here about cheating.
Homer There sure is. If you do it, don't post it online until you've fully exolotied it for yourself.
Lisa That's not what I meant.
Homer I wonder if I could have still selected "Reset the Clock" from my job list when my quests was "Post Hack on the Internet"?

Tribal Chief

God Bless Native America Pt. 1

After tapping on Tribal Chief's exclamation mark
Tribal Chief Excuse me sir, is this Springfield?
Cletus U-huh... You new? I ain't never seen your kind 'round here 'fore.
Cletus Fancy tie, suede jacket... I KNOWS! Y'allz one of dem preem-yam characters I'z been hearin' 'bout!
Homer Oh just ignore him, he's the local yokel - one of many beloved American stereotypes.
Homer Speaking of stereotypes, you must be here to help celebrate this year's Thanksgiving?
Tribal Chief No, actually I'm here on business. I run the new casino and would like to learn a little bit about Springfield.
Homer A Native American opening a casino, eh? No stereotypes that I can see there.
The player receives "God Bless Native America Pt. 1" which is to "Make Tribal Chief Learn about Springfield's Culture" and "Make Homer Teach about Sprinfield's Culture". It takes 12 hours each and the player receives total Cash805 and XP186 in reward.
Homer So that's everything there is to know about out little town!
Tribal Chief Hmmm... that took far less time then I'd anticipated.
Lisa Yes. Like most colonial towns, Springfield stole the staggering majority of its cultural heritage from other people.
Homer Except the Harlem Shake! We invented that.

God Bless Native America Pt. 2

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
Lisa I'm really excited to see Native America finally represented in our town Chief!
Tribal Chief Thank you Lisa, it's nice to feel welcome in spirte of my current price point.
Tribal Chief Speaking of money, would you like to help me get started on my mission to break down the walls of cultural insensitiviy and ignorance?
Lisa I'd love to! What would you like me to do? Hand out pamphlets? Organzie protests? Burn an effigy? I've always wanted to burn an eggify.
Tribal Chief No, no. Nothing quite so involved. I just need an unpaid voulunteeer to help me deliver Casino Vouchers.
Lisa ...for some kind of a unification ceremony?
Tribal Chief No, to advertise the casino. Social Security checks come today, and I want to fleece the olides before they have time to desposit their money.
Lisa *sigh* I'm tring to like you, but you're not making it easy.
The player receives "God Bless Native America Pt. 2" which is to "Make Tribal Chief Hand Out Expired Vouchers". It takes 24 hours each and the player receives total Cash1,100 and XP235 in reward.

God Bless Native America Pt. 3

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
Lisa I think it would be a great idea for you to say hello to some of the local business owners.
Lisa They hold a lot of clout over what goes on in Springfield.
Tribal Chief Did I just hear a gun go off inside that convenience store?
Lisa I wish I could say no.
The player receives "God Bless Native America Pt. 3" which is to "Make Lisa Visit the Kwik-E-Mart" and "Make Tribal Chief Visit the Kwik-E-Mart". It takes 60 minutes each and the player receives total Cash275 and XP53 in reward.
Apu If it isn't Lisa Simpson. It is good to see you again! Please forgive the bullet holes. We're, uh... re-decorating. With holes.
Apu And who is your middle-aged friend?
Lisa This is Chief... Um... I'm so sorry! I just realized I don't know your name!
Tribal Chief Just call me Chief. It got too hard for my tribe to think of decent names after a while.
Tribal Chief Just ask my brother Bad Smelling Wind. Or my cousin Really Bad Smelling Wind.
Apu Wow! A native tribe and its casino in Springfield! How exciting! This is the most excellent news!
Tribal Chief It pleases me that you feel so warmly towards native Americans.
Apu Anything to get these racist crackers off my back.

God Bless Native America Pt. 4

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
Lisa I'm sorry about all these terrible jokes Chief. You're not really getting the writers when they're at their best. Kind of dregs, really.
Lisa Speaking of dregs, let me introduce you to Comic Book Guy.
Comic Book Guy On behalf of my people: The Nation of Obese Nerds of Comic Book Reatail, I welcome you to Springfield!
Tribal Chief Thank you...?
Comic Book Guy I have learned much of your people's struffle from the countless minor comic book characters of native origin.
Comic Book Guy This includes Captain Tomahawk, Mohawk Man, The Pow Wow Puncher and my personal favorite, Firewater Man.
Comic Book Guy It would be my honor if you were to join a brief 'Q & A' gathering inside my shop.
The player receives "God Bless Native America Pt. 4" which is to "Reach Level 13 and Build Android's Dungeon", "Make Lisa Visit the Android's Dungeon" and "Make Tribal Chief Visit the Android's Dungeon". It takes 8 hours each and the player receives total Cash795 and XP185 in reward.

God Bless Native America Pt. 5

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
Lisa Wow... that was awkward.
Tribal Chief That place smelled worse than the sweatiest sweat lodge.
Lisa Maybe we should visit someone a little less entertaining next.
The player receives "God Bless Native America Pt. 5" which is to "Reach Level 15 and Build Moe's Tavern", "Make Lisa Visit Moe's Tavern" and "Make Tribal Chief Visit Moe's Tavern". It takes 3 hours each and the player receives total Cash435 and XP100 in reward.
Lisa Chief, meet Moe Szyslak. Moe, the Chief is a manager of a Native Casino that's just moved into town.
Moe Well, I guess I'll finally have to stop organzing illicit after-hours poker games at the bar.
Tribal Chief Oh don't worry, we're not here to compete with your illegal business.
Moe Oh I ain't worried, I still go the panda smuggling. People love the panda smuggling. They buy em as fast I can smuggle em. Panda, panda, panda... smuggle, smuggle, smuggle...
Tribal Chief You are truly a monster.
Moe Yeah.

God Bless Native America Pt. 6

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
Lisa I'm so embarrassed by this town.
Lisa You must think Springfield is the most backward place in the world.
Tribal Chief It could be worse.
Lisa How so?
Tribal Chief No idea. Just making conversation.
Tribal Chief Honestly, I would do anything to leave this place right now.
Lisa Unfortunately there are no roads leading out of town. You can't build them that way here.
Tribal Chief They can trap my body, but they can't trap my mind.
The player receives "God Bless Native America Pt. 6" which is to "Make Tribal Chief Embark on a Vision Quest". It takes 8 hours and the player receives total Cash430 and XP115 in reward.

God Bless Native America Pt. 7

After tapping on Chief Wiggum's exclamation mark
Wiggum Sir! Is that your Casino parked over there?
Tribal Chief Yes. Yes it is. Why do you ask?
Wiggum May I see you license, registration and a certificate of insurance?
Tribal Chief I have only just arrived in town. I'm afraid I don't have any of those things.
Wiggum in that case you should know you're contravening the Springfield Gaming and Gambling statute.
Wiggum Specifically you're in violation of section 3, subsection 8 paragraph 391.
Wiggum And yes, I did memorize that bit of the law just in case an unlicensed native casino arrived in town unexpedtedly.
Tribal Chief Typical. I've only just arrived and already I'm being harassed by cops.
Wiggum Tell you what, I'll hold off on giving you a citation. But I will need to inspect the premise for any, errr... illegal actitity.
The player receives "God Bless Native America Pt. 7" which is to "Reach Level 17 and Build the Police Station" and "Make Wiggum Have Fun at the Native Casino". It takes 24 hours and the player receives total Cash1,100 and XP235 in reward.
Wiggum Now that is what I call a buffet. Shrimp, lobster claws, crab legs... and the muffins! They're bigger than at Pechanga!
Tribal Chief No one's muffins are bigger than Pechanga's, but that you for the compliment.

God Bless Native America Pt. 8

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
Lisa Dad, I'm worried the Chief doesn't like it here in Springfield and wants to leave.
Homer Oh Lisa. The Chief is now as much part of this town as you and I are. Where's he gonna go? Clash of Clans? I don't think so.
Lisa What if he just doesn't like us and decides to embark on an objective that has no end date...
Homer Wow... scary.
Lisa And what if that endless objective can't be rushed with donuts?!
Homer Hold me Lisa!
The player receives "God Bless Native America Pt. 8" which is to "Make Lisa Fret About Native American Relations" and "Make Homer Fret About Native American Relations". It takes 6 hours and the player receives total Cash550 and XP120 in reward.

God Bless Native America Pt. 9

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
Homer Lisa – I had a vision quest! Matthew Modine fell in love with Linda Fiorentino.
Lisa I think you just saw the movie “Vision Quest”.
Homer In the movie does Matthew Modine have super powers including super-stretching and super-strength and invisibility and sometimes flying? And is Linda Fiorentino a talking frog?
Lisa Maybe you did have a vision quest.
Homer What does it mean?
Lisa I think we need to talk to the chief before he leaves town!!!
The player receives "God Bless Native America Pt. 9" which is to Make Tribal Chief Attend a Corporate Meeting" and "Make Lisa Bust in on a Corporate Meeting". It takes 4 hours.
Tribal Chief ...as this graph indicates, during the last quarter our video lottery terminal profits soared like an eagle!
Lisa I'm sorry to interrupt your meeting!
Tribal Chief Why, if it isn't little Lisa Simpson….How unexpected that I should see you in the middle of a hastily scheduled quarterly investor call...
Lisa I just wanted to make sure you didn't leave without considering everything the town has to offer to you and your tribe!
Tribal Chief Leave? But Lisa, I would never leave a town that had a person like you in it.
Lisa Really? Thank you. But why me?
Tribal Chief Because unlike the rest of the dolts in this town, you have a future. You will grow up to do something great, and no doubt make a fortune. And then you will visit the casino and we will get a large chunk of that fortune from you.
Homer WOO HOO! The Chief is staying!
Lisa *sigh* Chief, I'm still having trouble liking you.

God Bless Native America Pt. 10

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
Lisa So all this talk about lifting Springfield out of its cultural poverty wasn't true?
Tribal Chief I think you misunderstood Lisa. The fact that my business is doing so well is proof that our efforts here have been fruitful!
Lisa I'm not sure I'd call ‘Living it up at the Casino' a real cultural exchange….When you think about it, casinos are actually a regressive tax on the disadvantaged. Money is extracted from the poorest and most vulnerable of the community with little contribution to the local tax base because all the profits go to the tribe.
Tribal Chief You can go now. Be sure to tell everyone in town: “For great good, terrific shows, and gaming action, be sure to visit Caesar's Pow Wow Casino!”
The player receives "God Bless Native America Pt. 10" which is to "Make Springfielders ‘Live it up' at the Native Casino" (x10). It takes 12 hours and the player receives total Cash6,100 and XP1,510 in reward.

Gil

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From the November 29th is Gil giving a offer. The Duff Brewery, Springfield Sign and Cash50,000 for Donut300. Gil just come to your town if you don't have the Duff Brewery and the Springfield Sign.

After tapping on Gil's Duffman balloon
Gil Hey, has Ol' Gil got a Black Friday sale for you!
Gil You probably don't need it, or even want it -- heck, it may not even be that good of deal.
Gil But it's Black Friday, so you'll thin it is. And you'll buy it!
Gil Please buy it.
The sale sign pops up.
Gil Well, if you change your mind you can find the deal in the premium item menu.
Gil Although I don't get paid a commission when you buy it that way.

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Once the player has tapped on Gil's bubble:
Gil Okay, Gil. Just like you rehearsed.
Gil Excuse me, fine sir --
Homer No, not you again! You're the most annoying thing in this town!
Homer You know everyone hates you, right?
Gil They do? Why?
Homer Because you're an ad. We're people, who do funny things and earn money. But you're just an ad.
Gil Aw, jeez. I'm just trying to pay for my kids' braces!
Homer UGH! Shut up, and just tell me what you're selling already.
Gil The Duff Brewery, complete with Duffman.
Gil Get the Duff Brewery, complete with its manic corporate shill, Duffman!

OR

Once the player has tapped on Gil's bubble:
Gil You sir, do you enjoy a Duff?
Homer Well, I have been known to enjoy a celebratory glass on occasion.
Gil Did you realize that no one is brewing it anymore in Springfield? We could run out at any time!
Homer Ahh-hh!

If the player accepts the offer:
Homer I'm sorry I said all those mean things about you, Gil.
Gil Aw, it's fine. Maybe you can buy me a Duff next time I come back.
Homer Don't come back.

OR

If the player accepts the offer:
Homer Is the Duff supply safe?
Duffman Oh, yea!
Homer Thank you giant Sky Finger, you've saved our Springfield!

If the player declines the offer:
Gil Well, if you change your mind you can find the deal in your premium item menu.
Gil Although I don't get paid a commission when you buy it that way.

OR

If the player declines the offer:
Homer Hey. HEY! Yes, you! The Sky finger.
Homer If you let this town run out of Duff, you'll be sorry!
Lisa There's probably enough Duff stockpiled to last any normal city a 50 years!
Homer But what about Springfield!?

Miscellaneous text

This text was planned to be used on the actual offer picture that pops up in-game:

  • "Can't get enough Duff? Brew more today!"
  • "Jumpstart your Springfield with:"

See also