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The Simpsons: Tapped Out Level 50 content update

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The Simpsons: Tapped Out Level 50 content update was released on March 4, 2015, adding two new building-character combos, two new buildings, three new decorations, and two new Friend Point Levels.

Level Up Message

The level-up message is said by Royce McCutcheon:

Level Up Message
Level 50.png

Characters

Image Character Unlock message Notes
Helen Lovejoy.png Helen Lovejoy Helen Lovejoy Unlock.png Unlocked with the Municipal House of Pancakes.
Jessica Lovejoy.png Jessica Lovejoy Jessica Lovejoy Unlock.png Unlocked with the Lovejoy Residence.

Buildings

Image Name Cost Build time Task Notes
Tapped Out Municipal House of Pancakes.png Municipal House of Pancakes Cash1,000,000 24h Breaking a Few Eggs Requires Level 50. Unlocks Helen Lovejoy.
Tapped Out Lovejoy Residence.png Lovejoy Residence Donut180 6s Polishing Model Trains Requires Level 50. Unlocks Jessica Lovejoy.
Tapped Out Shortys.png Shorty's Donut60 Enabling Affairs and Brunches Requires Level 50.
Tapped Out It Blows.png It Blows FP Tapped Out.png3,000 or Donut300 24h Blowing Unlocked at Friend Point Level 15.

Decorations

Image Name Cost Notes
Tapped Out Book Burning Mobile.png Book Burning Mobile Cash200,000
Cash50,000 from St. Patrick's Day 2015
Requires Level 50.
Tapped Out Murderpuss.png Murderpuss Donut30
Tapped Out Canyonero.png Canyonero FP Tapped Out.png5,000 or Donut500 Unlocked at Friend Point Level 16.

Friend Point Levels

Two new Friend Point Levels were added with this content update:

Image Level Item Costs Unlock message Notes
Tapped Out It Blows.png 15 It Blows FP Tapped Out.png3,000 200px
Tapped Out Canyonero.png 16 Canyonero FP Tapped Out.png5,000 200px

Early Access

The "Early Access" feature was first implemented in the "Clown in the Dumps" episode tie-in, to let players at a lower level, Level 6, get limited-time access to higher-level items. Krusty's Mansion, Krustylu Studios (both "Clown in the Dumps"), Springfield Clamphitheater (Level 46) and the Chalk Outlines (Level 49) have received this feature.

Image Name Cost Dates Store
Tapped Out Murderpuss.png Murderpuss Donut30 Available on Early Access
till March 16th 2015 at 8am GMT
File:Tapped Out Level 50 Early Access.png
Tapped Out Shortys.png Shorty's Donut60
Tapped Out Lovejoy Residence.png Lovejoy Residence Donut180

Conform-o-meter impact

Building or Item Rating Points
Bartman Cave Obedience 10
Municipal House of Pancakes Gluttony
Lovejoy Residence Indolence
Shorty's Gluttony
It Blows NONE NONE
Book Burning Mobile Vanity 10
Murderpuss Vanity

Bonus $ and XP

10

1%

Canyonero Vanity 2000

Gameplay

The Joy of Gossip

The Joy of Gossip Pt. 1

After tapping on Milhouse's exclamation mark:
Milhouse Bart! The new issue of Radioactive Woman is out!
Bart Women can't be superheroes! Whoever heard of women in tights?
Milhouse Supposedly on the cover you can see upper thigh and even, dare I say, lower butt.
Bart I think I'm coming around to the idea of female superheroes. It's largely butt related.
Comic Book Guy This is my last copy, and I simply cannot let it go for less than TWENTY DOLLARS!
Comic Book Guy I also accept Galactic credits, dwarven runes, and microwave burritos.
Milhouse Aw! I had $20, but I spent it on a collection of commemorative state quarters.
Lisa You spent $20 on $12.50 in quarters?
Milhouse Markets fluctuate, Lisa. Who knows how much a quarter will be worth next week?
Lisa 25 cents.
Milhouse Nuts, I don't know anything about finances!
Milhouse I mean, I talk the talk, but I can't walk the walk. Probably because of all the quarters in my pockets.
Bart Well, we're in luck! Helen Lovejoy is up next and she knows more about investments than I know about analogies.
Task: Build Municipal House of Pancakes
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10
If the user doesn't have Luann unlocked:
Helen Lovejoy I've searched everywhere! The Jacuzzi suit store, the American Gladiator's green room, the Shelbyville eyebrow outlet, and I can't find Luann!
Helen Lovejoy We cannot hold an Investorettes meeting without the full membership present.
Bart Take it up with the Great Man in the Sky who hasn't forked over the donuts to bring her back to life.
Helen Lovejoy Was that Ezekiel 3:17? Bart, I didn't know you were so well versed in Bible quotes.
System Message Will the Investorettes get two new members? Complete the Investorettes club to find out!

The Joy of Gossip Pt. 2

After tapping on Helen Lovejoy's exclamation mark:
Rev. Lovejoy Helen, my prayers have been answered! You're finally here...
Rev. Lovejoy ...and holding a perfectly seasoned roast beef sandwich?
Helen Lovejoy No, just me.
Rev. Lovejoy Well, one of my prayers was answered.
Rev. Lovejoy Although, you seem troubled by something.
Helen Lovejoy It's just, well, I've been in limbo for so long that I feel like I don't even know this town anymore.
Helen Lovejoy How has everyone gone about with their business without my nose in it? I need a glass of fresh squeezed juicy gossip!
Rev. Lovejoy Perhaps Marge Simpson could be of service. She's both up to speed on the town's affairs, and not up to speed on mine.
Task: Make Helen Make Marge Spill the Beans (1h, Simpson Home, Marge)
On job start:
Helen Lovejoy Oh, Marge Simpson! How lovely to see you!
Marge I wish I could say the same thing to you, but I promised myself that I wouldn't lie.
Helen Lovejoy Oh Marge, you big jokester. So you'll only be lying to yourself from now on then?
Helen Lovejoy But enough about us -- let's talk about other people! Give me the gossip!
Marge Hmmmm...
On job end:
Marge Well, the big news in Springfield is that people seem to be turning up in order of importance.
Helen Lovejoy Nonsense. If that's the case I would have been home AGES ago.
Marge Would you?
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

The Joy of Gossip Pt. 3

After tapping on Helen Lovejoy's exclamation mark:
Helen Lovejoy Order of importance?!
Helen Lovejoy How could I be LESS important than a politician's spoiled nephew or some juvenile delinquents?!? I have a first AND last name for goodness sake.
Helen Lovejoy That a perfect lady such as myself, who only thinks of others, could be seen as LESS important than an old, uneducated stripper?
Mrs. Muntz Who are you callin' educated?
Helen Lovejoy I said UN-educated.
Mrs. Muntz Oh. Carry on then.
Helen Lovejoy What are we teaching our children?!
Helen Lovejoy Oh won't somebody PLEASE think of the children!
Task: Make Helen Think of the Children (8h)
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

The Joy of Gossip Pt. 4

After tapping on Helen Lovejoy's exclamation mark:
Rev. Lovejoy Helen, you are the most important person to me. Isn't that enough?
Helen Lovejoy There's a fire. You can either save me or your Christmas coal train car. Which do you save?
Rev. Lovejoy Let's not go down this road again, Helen.
Helen Lovejoy I can't believe that fat slob Homer Simpson is the most important person in Springfield.
Rev. Lovejoy Calm yourself, Helen. He isn't even a premium character.
Helen Lovejoy Premium? Oh I like the sound of that!
Helen Lovejoy Clearly, there was a mistake. I should be a premium character!
Task: Make Helen Apply for Premium Status (4h, DMV)
Patty Premium status? Lady, this is the DMV. Does anyone here look premium to you?
Selma Now if you're looking for an eye test or novelty license plate, then maybe we can help.
Helen Lovejoy Hmm, perhaps I could use a new license plate.
Selma Great! In that case...
Selma ...you're in the wrong line.
Helen Lovejoy Ugh. Just tell me where to go to get premium status.
Selma Only a being of supreme power could grant you premium status. Maybe a postmaster general, but definitely not the DMV.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

The Joy of Gossip Pt. 5

After tapping on Helen Lovejoy's exclamation mark:
Helen Lovejoy I don't know why I thought the government was the answer. I need help from a higher power!
Rev. Lovejoy God?
Helen Lovejoy What?! Is He in this game before me too?
Task: Make Helen Plead with a Higher Power (8h, First Church of Springfield)
On job start:
Helen Lovejoy Oh great one, hear my wishes!
Helen Lovejoy I've been good, followed all the rules, publically shamed people for the things they do in private, and for this I believe I should be rewarded.
On job end:
Database Look, lady. I don't know who gave you my information, but that's not how things are done around here.
Database There are strategy meetings, lawyers, names picked out of hats...
Helen Lovejoy PLEASE!
Database Fine! But don't say a nerd never did anything for you.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

The Joy of Gossip Pt. 6

After tapping on Helen Lovejoy's exclamation mark:
Database Now we just have to access your character data from the debug menu and set your status to premium.
Database Although you WILL need to be re-acquired through the Premium Stuff Menu.
Helen Lovejoy Is it going to hurt?
Database No, but there's a small chance it would create a paradox, which could destroy the entire universe!
Helen Lovejoy But, I'd be premium?
Database If the universe explodes, no one will be premium.
Helen Lovejoy That's fine too. Flip the switch!
Database There is no switch. It's actually a complicated system of 1s and 0s that diverts the CSS stylesheet...
Database ...whatever, it's done.
Task: Get Helen Lovejoy from the Premium Menu
After tapping Do It, the user is taken to the Premium store menu where "Premium" Helen Lovejoy is in yellow text.
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After "buying" her:
Helen Lovejoy It worked! I'm a PREMIUM character! I've never felt so important in all my life.
Homer Um, Database, she's not REALLY a premium character... right?
Homer People get mad around here when we change the price of houses. They'd go ballistic over that!
Database Well, she's not technically premium but... Hey! Look over there!
Homer Ooh! That cloud looks like a rabbit!
Database Whew. Saved once again by my rabbit-shaped cloud emulation software.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

The Joy of Gossip Pt. 7

After tapping on Helen Lovejoy's exclamation mark:
Rev. Lovejoy You look to be in much better spirits, my dear.
Rev. Lovejoy Did you discover some photos of a neighbor in a compromising position?
Helen Lovejoy Oh, much better than that. I just had myself turned premium.
Rev. Lovejoy Good for you. What do you say I make a reservation at the Gilded Truffle for my gilded lily?
Helen Lovejoy I have a better idea... do you still have that half mattress we got from the Simpsons?
Rev. Lovejoy Another reason I'm glad I'm not Catholic!
Task: Make Helen "Worship" Alongside Rev. Lovejoy (20h, First Church of Springfield, Reverend Lovejoy)
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

The Real Investorettes

This questline starts after completing The Joy of Gossip Pt. 1 if the user has Luann.
Characters in the Investorettes group: Agnes, Krabappel, Luann, Helen Lovejoy.
Characters in the Investorette Boys group: Bart, Milhouse.

The Real Investorettes Pt. 1

After tapping on Helen Lovejoy's exclamation mark:
Helen Lovejoy Now that we're all here, I believe we can call to order this meeting of the Investorettes. Agnes, you were next on snack duty.
Agnes I thought you were coming earlier, so I made Seymour bake a cake months ago.
Agnes Luckily they haven't introduced ants in this game so it's still good.
Helen Lovejoy We have some young male Investorettes interested in learning the ups and downs of the stock market.
Bart Can't you just call us Investors?
Agnes Lesson Number 1 of Investing -- Shut yer traps.
Helen Lovejoy And as your second lesson of investing, you must accomplish this task.
Milhouse It just says Hunt a Wild Goose.
Luann Sweetie, go make mommy proud. Or at least in the ballpark of proud. I'd even take "not ashamed."
Helen Lovejoy Now that they're gone, let's get down to some real business...
Helen Lovejoy Can you believe what Marge Simpson said to me?!
Agnes SEYMOUR! Where's the lemonade?
Agnes What kind of hostess serves month old cake without month old lemonade!
Task: Make Investorettes Seriously Gossip [x4] (12h, Skinner House)
Task: Make Skinner Serve Refreshments (12h, Skinner House)
Task: Make Bart and Milhouse Go on a Wild Goose Chase (4h, Homes)
On job start:
Bart I had no idea how mean geese are. Mother Goose must have been a real outcast.
Milhouse What is this teaching us about investing?
Bart Maybe one of these geese lays golden eggs, and we're supposed to find out which one!
Milhouse It's unfair that, of the two of us, you have the brains, the brawn and the beauty. All I have is the bacne.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

The Real Investorettes Pt. 2

After tapping on Helen Lovejoy's exclamation mark:
Bart We tracked down every goose but we didn't find any golden eggs. One of us did contract goose fever though.
Milhouse SQWARK!
Bart Now teach us something about finance!
Luann Finance isn't something you can just learn, like economics or money-management. It requires good ideas.
Milhouse SQWARK!
Bart What's that Milhouse? We could sponsor a pro-wrestling show... with El Bombastico as the star?
Helen Lovejoy Like that idea I just had.
Bart That wasn't your idea. It was Milhouse's. Who probably needs to go to a hospital.
Helen Lovejoy I'm always thinking of the children, and you are a child, so it sounds like I thought of it for you.
Agnes Excellent point, Helen. El Bombastico has been our second most profitable investment.
Agnes First, if you don't count illegal investments.
Luann But none of us knows how to speak Spanish! Boys, how about you go find us a translator?
Milhouse SQWARK!
Agnes Bart, maybe you should take lead on this one.
Task: Make Investorettes Plan a Pro Wrestling Show [x4] (8h, Municipal House Of Pancakes)
Task: Make Investorette Boys Find a Spanish Translator (8h, Homes)
Bart I've got a surprise for you. Who's dressed like an insect and only speaks Spanish?
Helen Lovejoy Stinky Pete?
Bumblebee Man Ay Chihuahua!
Helen Lovejoy Oh, yes, that makes more sense. Let's go meet with El Bombastico!
Bart We couldn't find anyone who spoke Spanish.
Helen Lovejoy What about that man dressed like a bumblebee?
Bart You mean Bumblebee Man?
Helen Lovejoy I'm a busy lady, I can't be expected to know everyone's name around here, Bort.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

The Real Investorettes Pt. 3

After tapping on Helen Lovejoy's exclamation mark:
Luann El Bombastico just pulled up in his luncha-4-door compact.
El Bombastico ¡Hola! ¿Cómo puedo servirles?
Helen Lovejoy What did he say?
Bumblebee Man Ehhh... he say... you have the teeth of a much younger woman.
Luann Oh, why thank you! Tell him thank you!
Bumblebee Man Mucho Queso.
El Bombastico ¿Estamos comiendo nachos?
Helen Lovejoy Shall we get down to business?
Bumblebee Man ¿Los accidentes para su gato?
El Bombastico ¿Mi gato? ¿Ricky Meowtin?
Task: Make Investorettes Attend a Negotiation Meeting [x4] (12h, Municipal House Of Pancakes)
If the user has Bumblebee Man: Task: Make Bumblebee Man Fake Translate (12h, Municipal House Of Pancakes)
Helen Lovejoy We would love for you to headline our pro-wrestling event.
Bumblebee Man Ehh... Te gusta... el pro wrestlo... frijoles?
Helen Lovejoy And is there a Mrs. Bombastico? We would love to have her join the Investorettes!
Bumblebee Man Tu esposa huele a pescado.
El Bombastico *GASP* ¡Usted insulta a mi esposa!
Luann Where is he going?! Is his marriage on the rocks?
Luann Because I'm willing to take a bullet and become a famous wrestler's wife.
Agnes No, that was clearly an offended walk off. I should know --
Agnes I invented it when Houdini refused to give me the quarter he pulled from behind my ear. My ear, my quarter!
Bumblebee Man Forgive me - I do not know Spanish. My parents were just very tan Italians.
Bumblebee Man Which I also do not speak.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

The Real Investorettes Pt. 4

After tapping on Helen Lovejoy's exclamation mark:
Helen Lovejoy What a disaster. And it's all your fault!
Bumblebee Man Ay dios mio!
Luann Well, hold on a second. We don't need El Bombastico. We just need a man in a funny costume.
Helen Lovejoy Duffman won't return my calls after I had him excommunicated.
Luann Not Duffman. Bumblebee Man!
Luann Or more accurately El Bumblebastico!
File:Bumblebeeman Bumblebastico Icon.png Ay Ay Ay!
Helen Lovejoy You think Moe would let us host a drunk wrestling contest at his bar?
Moe WOULD I EVER!
Moe Aw, shucks. Don't tell anyone that I was hiding in your bushes, alright?
File:Bumblebeeman Bumblebastico Icon.png No. No me gusta.
Agnes There's only two ways out of this situation Bumbleboy. One, you do this for us. Two, end of list.
File:Bumblebeeman Bumblebastico Icon.png Que lastima!
Bart His Spanish is getting much better.
Task: Make Investorettes Host a Pro Wrestling Show [x4] (24h, Moe's Tavern)
If the user has Bumblebee Man: Task: Make Bumblebee Man Do ¡Lucha Libre! (24h, Moe's Tavern)
Bart Wow, we really learned a lot about investing.
Milhouse Name one thing.
Bart I'd prefer not to.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Back from the Future

Back from the Future Pt. 1

After tapping on Jessica Lovejoy's exclamation mark:
Jessica Lovejoy A new Springfield eh? Let's hope this one isn't as boring as the old one.
Milhouse Hey Jessica! Want to join me as we paint the town red?
Jessica Lovejoy I'm listening!
Milhouse And then watch that red paint dry?
Jessica Lovejoy And I'm no longer listening.
Milhouse We can take bets on whether the paint will dry darker or lighter than its corresponding paint swatch.
Jessica Lovejoy I think I'll just TP the Jebediah Springfield statue instead.
Milhouse Like a drop cloth? Good idea.
If the user doesn't own Jebediah Statue:
Task: Tap Homer 10 Times in a Row to Get the Jebediah Statue
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Reward: Donut10
After tapping:
Task: Place the Jebediah Statue
Task: Make Jessica Lovejoy Disgrace a Local Landmark (24h, Jebediah Statue)
Ned Now Reverend, I know you said never to contact you unless it was an absolute emergency.
Rev. Lovejoy Someone better be on fire, Ned. And no, hellfire does not count. Real fire.
Ned Your daughter is wrapping our founder's statue in toilet paper. Something in there must be a sin. Wasting TP? Vandalizing? Glorifying mummies?
Rev. Lovejoy For the last time, glorifying mummies is most definitely a sin...
Rev. Lovejoy ...wait what did you say my daughter was doing?
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Back from the Future Pt. 2

After tapping on Jessica Lovejoy's exclamation mark:
Rev. Lovejoy Jessica Lovejoy! I thought we agreed that if you came back from limbo, you wouldn't cause any trouble!
Jessica Lovejoy All contracts are void when made in a void.
Rev. Lovejoy Good Lord, are you punishing me for that time I said an off-color joke about eggshell white?
Rev. Lovejoy Maybe the only way to get you to behave is to IGNORE you until you shape up!
Jessica Lovejoy You can't ignore me, Daddy. I'm your sweet angelic daughter!
Task: Make Jessica Lovejoy Pretend to be a Good Girl (1h, Lovejoy Residence)
If the user has Reverend Lovejoy: Task: Make Rev. Lovejoy Ignore his Daughter (1h, Lovejoy Residence)
Jessica Lovejoy Oh daddy? Daddy dearest? DADDY!!
Rev. Lovejoy *singing* BRINGING IN THE SHEAVES, BRINGING IN THE SHEAVES.
Jessica Lovejoy Stop it! STOP IT OR LEARN MORE WORDS TO THE SONG! OK, I'M SORRY!!
Rev. Lovejoy *singing* BRINGING IN THE SHEAVES, BRINGING IN THE SHEAVES.
Jessica Lovejoy I'll be a good, selfless, humble girl... just please pay attention to me!
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Back from the Future Pt. 3

After tapping on Jessica Lovejoy's exclamation mark:
Jessica Lovejoy I hate pretending to be good. All this lying and deceiving gets in the way of my favorite activities: lying and deceiving.
Jessica Lovejoy What I need is a patsy! Someone who I can blame if I get caught.
Jessica Lovejoy Like when the government blamed that Lindbergh baby for Vietnam.
Jessica Lovejoy Hmm, maybe I should stop skipping school too.
Task: Reach Level 9 and Build Springfield Elementary
Task: Make Jessica Find a Gullible Dimwit (8h, Springfield Elementary)
Bart Jessica? I didn't know you'd arrived in town.
Jessica Lovejoy If only it were so simple. But no, Bart, I have a far greater burden placed upon my shoulders.
Bart Orthopedic brace? Milhouse had one of those. The doctor said they'd never seen a spine so soft.
Jessica Lovejoy I'm actually here from the FUTURE to save you from a terrible fate at the end of this quest line.
Bart Nice try, Jessica.
Jessica Lovejoy I knew that you would say that... being from the future and all. So I'll totally prove it.
Jessica Lovejoy The big finger in the sky will touch the screen when I finish talking!
Bart Ay Caramba! You ARE from the future!
Bart Tell me what I have to do to prevent this terrible fate.
Jessica Lovejoy Simple. All you have to do is... everything I say.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Back from the Future Pt. 4

After tapping on Jessica Lovejoy's exclamation mark:
Jessica Lovejoy OK Bart, I know this might be difficult for you, but I assure you it's a lot easier than what's in store for you in the future.
Bart Is it bees? Tell me if it's bees. Blink twice for bees.
Jessica Lovejoy Shut up. Now, step one -- replace your mom's shampoo with this bottle of peroxide.
Bart Why would that save me from the bees?
Jessica Lovejoy It's not bees! But if you don't do it, well, enjoy your future fate with all its future pain and future suffering.
Bart Pain OR suffering I can handle, but both together? No thank you.
Task: Reach Level 12 and Build Bart's Treehouse
Task: Make Jessica Baton Twirl (8h)
Task: Make Bart Replace his Mom's Shampoo with Peroxide (12h, Simpson Home)
File:Marge Peroxide Icon.png This isn't shampoo it's peroxide! Staining my beautiful blue hair a repulsive, unnatural golden yellow.
Jessica Lovejoy Hahahahaha!
Bart Why'd you have to make me do that? My mom is one of the few adults who hasn't given up on me.
Jessica Lovejoy Don't think of yourself, Bart. Think of Future Bart, with his hover skateboard.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Back from the Future Pt. 5

After tapping on Jessica Lovejoy's exclamation mark:
Jessica Lovejoy OK Bart. The next thing you have to do to avoid your terrible fate is give me twenty dollars.
Bart I don't have that kind of cash!
Jessica Lovejoy The church collection does...
Bart Whoa! I don't steal from churches, or mosques, or synagogues. Maybe, maybe a Shinto shrine.
Jessica Lovejoy Bart, terrible fate --
Bart If it's so bad, then how come you won't tell me about it?
Jessica Lovejoy Fine. First, your eyeballs fall out of your head.
Bart But I love my eyeballs. They're my second favorite set of balls.
Jessica Lovejoy And while you are searching for your eyeballs, you trip and fall down the stairs, breaking every bone in your body.
Bart So much agony and slapstick! Enough, enough I'll do it!
Task: Reach Level 14 and Build First Church of Springfield
Task: Make Jessica Go to Sunday School (12h, First Church of Springfield)
Task: Make Bart Steal Church Money (12h, First Church of Springfield)
Rev. Lovejoy Bart Simpson are you stealing from the church?! AGAIN?!
Bart But I didn't want to do it! ... this time.
Bart Jessica made me. She said she was from the future and if I didn't do what she said, my eyeballs would pop out of my head.
Bart And I would trip over them and break every bone in my body.
Bart Which I'm just now realizing was the plot to yesterday's Itchy and Scratchy cartoon.
Rev. Lovejoy Jessica Lovejoy! I can't believe how much I can believe you would do this.
Jessica Lovejoy But I didn't do it, Daddy.
Jessica Lovejoy You said you'd ignore me if I was bad and you're talking to me. So by that logic, I can't have done anything wrong.
Jessica Lovejoy But I only did it to show how the media is unfairly biased against women!
Homer Her circular logic checks out.
Homer Bart! How DARE you blame an innocent girl for this crime!
Bart Dad, she's stealing your wallet right now!
Homer Now you're questioning your father?! Sounds like someone needs double the punishment! Go to your room! TWICE!
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Back from the Future Pt. 6

After tapping on Jessica Lovejoy's exclamation mark:
Bart That's it, Jessica you've gone too far. Lying about the future? You know that's my favorite time period. We're done.
Jessica Lovejoy Oh Bart, you'll be back.
Bart Just think of me as the Anti Terminator -- I'll never be back!
Bart That sounded cooler in my head.
Jessica Lovejoy That's too bad... I was hoping we could go get ice cream together.
Bart Fat chance!
Jessica Lovejoy Great idea - we could eat it in front of the kids just getting back from Fat Camp.
Bart Well...
Bart ...Ok. But then AFTER THAT we're done.
Task: Make Jessica Heckle Fat People (4h, All Night Gym)
Task: Make Bart Heckle Fat People (4h, All Night Gym)
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

It Blows

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After returning to Springfield and placing the It Blows:
Marge Ooh, a place that sells air conditioners -- now that's COOL!
Marge Hee-hee-hee!
Marge How comes no one's ever around when I say something clever?

Canyonero

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After returning to Springfield and placing the Canyonero:
Bart Just what this family needs... yet another car.
Lisa And an overpriced gas guzzler at that! What is this, 1998?

Other changes made

March 4 update ("4_13_HelenLovejoy_Patch1_PreLaunch")

Current Bartman Cave.
Bartman Cave previous look.
  • Mrs. Krabapell and Agnes were added to the Investorettes group.
  • The unreleased "Bartman Cave" and "Book Burning Mobile" were released.
  • "Bartman Cave" model was changed slightly upon release.
  • Bart and Milhouse were added to the Investorettes Boys group.
  • Two new Friend Points levels and prizes were added.
  • Jebediah Statue was changed to an Animated Decoration.
  • Jessica Lovejoy was added to the list of kids able to use the Moonbounce.
  • Janey's Moonbounce task reward changed from Cash310 and XP70 to Cash225 and XP45.
  • Krustyland's Unoriginal Quest questline trigger was changed from Milhouse to Auto trigger.
  • In Churchy Joes character group, Reverend Lovejoy and Father Sean swapped places, Helen and Jessica Lovejoy were added and the reward for completing the collection changed from Cash500 and XP10 to Cash1,000 and XP20.
  • The reward for completing the collection Exotic Animals And Pets changed Cash1,000 and XP20 to Cash1,250 and XP25.
  • A commented character collection was added: Lovejoy Family.
  • Bartman was given a new 16h job with the Bartman Cave: Use The Bart Phone.
  • Animations for Agnes, Hans Moleman, Judge Snyder, Krusty, Lisa, Lurleen, Sideshow Mel, Superintendent Chalmers, Suzanne The Witch and Willie were changed.

Conform-o-Meter changes

5 Stars requirement changes

Category Points Increase
Indolence 560 10
Obedience 330 0
Consumerism 348
Gluttony 391 10
Tree-hugging 38695 1730
Vanity 57020 2350
Righteousness 293 11
Socialism 3030 132

Building prices

Base Level Multiplier Changes

Level Old Multiplier New Multiplier
42 x1.3 x1
43 x1.3 x1.3
44 x1.4 x1.3
45 x1.6 x1.4
46 x2.0 x1.6
47 x3.0 x2.0
48 x4.0 x3.0
49 x4.0 x4.0
50 x4.0 x4.0

Building Prices Changes

Building New Price Multiplier Base Price
Itchy & Scratchy Studios Cash200,000 x1 Cash200,000
Honest John's Computers Cash343,850 x1.3 Cash264,500
Bloaters at the Squidport Cash211,250 x1.3 Cash162,500
Indoor Tennis Courts Cash180,600 x1.4 Cash129,000
ZiffCorp Office Building Cash355,600 x1.4 Cash254,000
Classy Girls Strip Club Cash480,000 x1.6 Cash300,000
Quimby Compound Cash500,000 x2 Cash250,000
Gold Navy Cash543,000 x3 Cash181,000

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